INDIAN STUDENT IN US FACES UP TO 10 YEARS IN PRISON, $250,000 FINE FOR FRYING COLLEGE COMPUTERS WORTH $58...

/mischief/ duh

I’m inclined to believe you

>poos into the motherboards

IT poo probably fucked his sister

usbkill.com/products/usb-killer-v3
I was wrong they’re a bit more expensive

Yup. If this was intentional he should've used Satan to encrypt the data and set up a ransom for it. It's free to use and I highly recommend it (they take part of the ransom). Article about it and has the .onion link: bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-satan-ransomware-available-through-a-ransomware-as-a-service-/

rather interesting

Kek

based

>youtube recommends a pen tester video for fucking weeks
>I'm like fine I'll fucking see what's sooooo goddamn interesting about testing pens
was a great video and I never learned how pens are tested

He was probably upset that nobody showed bob or vagne, so he set out to poo where no one had poo'd before, good for him I don't give a shit about colleges/universities, fuck banks, debt, and their useless overpriced basket weaving professions.

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>It discharges poo on the hard drive.

>$878 computer
thats the real crime here, these institutions will bleed you dry and give you the shittiest resources

Calling it now, some terrorist will try to use one of these on a train with usb power or a plane

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oh no, he took the poo to the macbook :S

Also...

>In B4 not having parm to over you fruit toy's usb ports

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wow that’s wild

for giggles and poo

surprised it hasn’t already happened. also surprised these things are legal desu, could cause massive infrastructure damage in the right hands

Fascinating

Internet black markets are a fun place

>that’s hilarious, aren’t those things like 10 bucks?
Tons of plans for building them on Youtube.

I would help this dumb bitch out, but she's ugly as fuck and I don't want a face like that sucking my dick.

Another future IRS scammer, great. Because he just wasted a shit ton of money on a degree that will be ignored over his felon status to employers.

LOL. Dumb poo. Why was he assmad? Oh, wait, it's a poo, he probably downloaded what he thought was a bitcoin backdoor or something.

Fucking poos, lol.

nonwhite rage and jealously

god i fucking hated their cheating cliques. one white professor of my entire cs program stood up to their cheating and open discussion during the exam.

Making it illegal wouldn't stop a determined person. I doubt they're very complex and could be made with some off the shelf items and a soldering iron.

He isn't white.

Motive is a white concept. Poos just destroy things mindlessly

Those are the maximum sentences. He will get probation.

>This Indian walks up to your laptop and slaps his USP(Unreal stinky poo) stick into your laptop and fries it instantly
What do you do?

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You're an idiot, who thinks low effort shit like that is the only place you can get one. If someone is selling it to retards, it's guaranteed you can make one for a fraction of the cost.

or he cheated to get those degrees and was trying to destroy evidence

it’s amazing how insecure my mere presence can make brown people, like wtf why do you care so much, do you really think so little of yourselves? it’s kinda pathetic desu

>not the Uber Stinky Poo

He probably got shipped something by mistake, by some fat pasty "hacker' in the UK selling USB shit online. He probably thought it was for getting into female students iCloud accounts, but got shipped a usb kill by mistake.

And in completely fucking poo fashion, destroyed 58k worth of computers desperately trying to get bobs or vagene. Because poos are that fucking retarded.

Oh hi Poodiepie

Well, that was certainly a stupid thing to do.

no, I think it's way more likely some white cunt rejected his sexual advances and he lost his shit and went on a cyber rampage

we should be happy he didn't have access to any guns

p.s. fuck H1bs

Read the article, legit poo retard. He's all over security footage doing it, he didn't even try to hide, and when they arrested him, he had footage on his iphone doing it.

AND he pled guilty.

I'd say "retard poo", but retarded is a given with poos.

im sure it was exactly this

Read my comment again, legit poo retard.

I'd fuck him

hope he doesn't have a dongle

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hypothetically could you brick a smart car with this?

>What's you Bitcoin address? I'll add it to this USB stick and you can plug it into computers to install a hidden Bitcoin miner. The computer will shut off for a bit, but the next time it starts up you'll be making Bitcoin. Try installing it on all the computers at school.
That's what happened.

WOW he looks like indian pewdiepie and thus poodiepie as that other guy said

POO

lol based poo. 10 years for breaking 66 computers. fuck our american education institutions.

That might break the dongle. The usb-c would be fine. It can handle way more power than old usb

They are the worst. I have interviewed too many pajeets for Software Engineering. Out of a stack of 100 resumes I get from the recruiters, 2 are white people, the rest poo.

They all get their bachelors in computer science or software engineering at some shit school in India, then get their Masters at some shit school in the US. Because of the Masters however, their resumes float to the top. They also always have a shitty list of “projects”, of which when you ask them what they did on said projects, their tone changes immediately to “we did...” They cannot problem solve or think outside of the box. Ugh.

I’m sure it won’t fuck nothing but some of the usb ports. Genuinely curious what would happen though

Plug it into a nuclear reactor controller lol

This post was made purely for entertainment purposes. It is not meant to be taken seriously.

what else do you ask them during an interview? and how do they respond, i always feel like they do some shady shit to get jobs. I've always been curious how interviews for jobs like that go. I always think they say the same shit Asians do for some reason.

are you proud of your cousin behaving like a nigger?

Indian version of a school shooting.

He didn’t get any bob and vagene since coming to America at the age of 7.

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I've yet to meet a poo worth a damn at doing anything.

it was a peaceful protest against not being provided bobs and vagene, you fucking racists

if I put "got 20 (You)s from a single post on Jow Forums" on my resume would I be competitive with your typical poo?

>COMPUTERS WORTH $58,000

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You can easily DYI one if you know how to solder a microboard. Unleash it in a big server room and you can cause millions of dollars of damage.

Did he have any particular intention with his destruction?

This is Straya tier bants. Well played leaf.

fpbp.. aaaannnd it's a fuckin leaf. damn it

i would show him my benis

as an on-site consultant this is a situation i have seen over and over and over again:
>one competent poo gets hired by company owners who know nothing about programming
>completes one decent program that sells because the owners know sales and marketing
>owners are happy
>poo can now make demands though
>poo demands promotion to "senior software engineer" for more money
>owners give him a "raise" and laugh cause theyre still paying currynigger wages
>poo writes home
>"amir america is so great senior software engineer salary is amazing $105k in san francisco :)))))))))))))"
>"kumar how can you be so greedy brother why are you not asking boss to hire me as well"
>poo gets idea
>software suite can be rapidly expanded and optimized poo says by promoting poo again to "senior software manager" and giving him hiring manager ability over a small team
>owners are no longer at the office anymore in lieu of 24/7 stripclub/casino/resort lifestyle and agree
>poo rigs the interviews and hires 4 of his friends
>two of his friends don't even know how to type
>one friend knows how to copy and paste
>original poo continues to do all the work at one man's pace and the owners never notice.
>poo will now continue to build this poo pyramid demanding progressive promotions from director to vice president to some meme level C suite role like CIO or something.
>every layer of poo underneath him becomes increasingly more incompetent
>i once worked a job where one of the "senior software engineer" pajeets working under 3 more layers of poo literally was just a steroid using meathead who did not even have a machine in the office and literally just lifted dumbbells and reheated pre-cooked indian meals. i forced the owners to drug test him and he popped for illegal stimulants used in shady fat burners.

i dont explain this problem in racialist terms of course when i encounter it but this is always the underlying cause of how this problem manifests

oh and of course the poo pyramid eventually collapses in on itself as the barely competent are increasingly unable to cover the work for the not even trying

her twat is probably full of cheese too

jesus christ

is this what make toys r us go under?

USB IN PORT

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Ah, a guide and everything. Hefty keks, will probably use this one day as I have to boost my BTC holdings

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>poo rigs the interviews and hires 4 of his friends
how is this any different from bid rigging? could this fall under the rico act?

fucking pajeet

I see the Poo Mafia all the time. They go out of their way to find jobs for their wives, sisters, cousins, brothers, etc. I refused to hire a poo bitch because she couldn’t answer my technical question beyond a 2/10 level (problem solving with some visual critical thinking and basic geometry). A few months later I see her hired in an adjacent department. She now subjects me to weekly pointless meetings where she is a glorified pencil pusher cunt, pooing all over everything. Imagine the smell.

Blame should be on the IT department for allowing devices like this to be used

Pls tell me this is a VPN

When I come to America I will specifically demand for a white interviewer so that nobody in the future can tell me that I got hired because of some poo to poo hiring conspiracy

>when i come to America

see the problem there? you poo’s all think it is your god damned destiny to come to the US with a shitty degree. stop it. build some fucking sewers.

>poo to poo

you know nowadays they say that's good for you

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why would you post such a retarded shit thread? do you want to confess something?

Zion Don wants more of these!

The hilarious part is when you get asian devs that are morally gray, they increase the complexity of existing stuff so only they know how to fix the problem if something breaks, they add very little to the program itself and want to look like they are busy at all moments so they do this until a smart person catches them or they ditch the job for something with higher wages.

Wow my thread took off

you just literally described every state government department in america. this is how literally all local state IT departments operate. i worked for the state here in cuckfornia and we had H1-Bs out the ass, like 300 for a division that was like 600 large. almost all the pajeets were literally copy pasters and part of "infrastructure testing and maintenance" but all they literally did was surf the internet and talk to each other in pajeet while laughing and socializing while like 5 or 6 guys did the actual coding and infrastructure work. they all had workstations set up, an entire new section of a building which was renovated just for them, new computers. i had never seen such utter waste of resources in my life. this was before i knew about Jow Forums but the experience redpilled me on the waste of government spending

He's the joker

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Manifest destiny kek

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The announcement of Akuthota pleading guilty to the crime was made by United States Attorney Grant C. Jaquith; James N. Hendricks, Special Agent in Charge of the Albany Field Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI); and Chief Eric Hawkins of the Albany Police Department (APD).

“Akuthota admitted that he intentionally destroyed the computers, and recorded himself doing so using his iPhone, including making statements such as “I’m going to kill this guy” before inserting the USB Killer into a computer’s USB port,” the US Department of Justice stated in a press release

If I had one of those as an edgy 10 year old I probably would have done it too.

based

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