Any Arizona lawfags in?

Any Arizona lawfags in?

I'm 25 and my girlfriend's (16) parents discovered we were having sex and about 12 hours ago went to the cops

What's the chance they actually do anything, and in the worst case scenario what can I expect?

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A pity the dad didn't put a couple rounds in the base of your skull, shithead

lol have fun in prison dumbass

Do you think there's a chance that they go like "Oh let's not press charges after all" after going to the police?

Have fun in jail

>what are the odds that the police will look into a legitimate statutory rape case

Find the biggest guy in the yard and make him your bitch OP.

what's the AOC there?

Give yourself up and go to jail my man

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As a chomo it doesn't matter how tough he is, every other prisoner must fight-on-sight or get beaten themselves for letting him go. He's going into protective custody immediately with only other degenerate chomos to be his friends until his sentence is done.

In 2008 I almost went to jail in AZ for being 18 fucking a 16 year old. The step dad got the cops involved, I was interrogated. I didn't say a fuckin word. I went home and waited for jail. I got a phone call saying the police were dropping the case because the parents were providing alcohol to teenagers, the dad was selling coke to kids, and all the parents of the kids at the parties we had would be complicit. It would have been a giant fucking trial, kids would have ended up in foster care and the cops just didn't wanna deal with it. I got incredibly lucky.

Here's my advice buddy, cooporate but don't self incriminate. They're gunna check text messages, they're gunna interview her friends and they're gunna try and put a case together. If it's too difficult, if there's nothing to find, then there's no case. You two having sex is he said she said, no case. There has to be messages for anything to move forward.

You’ll be looking at at least a year in prison, and to be placed on a sex registry list.

What you get for being a child fucker, gurl can only now legally drive a car and you’re sticking your penis in her?

OP here, I did nothing wrong, 16 is legal in some states

Surely the judge will be more reasonable than prison.I expected sex offenders registry because yes I technically broke the law, but I don't deserve prison

Any lawyer would have gotten you off the hook via the Romeo and Juliet law. Cops being lazy fucks and telling you all that info should have encouraged you to go through with it anyway.

>in some states
But not in your state where it's 18
You can't be this stupid

16 is legal in some states but federally it's 18, and Arizona is 18. Romeo and Juliet law applies within 2 years, not 9, so you're fucked. I'd press charges if I had evidence some 25 year old loser was banging my 16 year old daughter. Prepare your prostate- it's gonna get loved roughly and there's not a thing you can do about it.

In Arizona, statutory rape is prosecuted under the state’s sexual abuse and molestation laws, and is broken into several categories based on the age of the parties and the type of sexual contact that occurred, as described below.

Sexual conduct with a minor. Sexual conduct with a minor is a crime that involves sexual intercourse or oral sexual contact between a child who is younger than 18 years old, and a defendant of any age. It also includes intercourse or oral sexual contact between a minor who is 15, 16, or 17, and a defendant who is 19 or older (unless the defendant is still in high school), and at least two years older than the minor.

Bro you are going to do minimum 6 months jail, and if they throw the book at you, you’re looking at 2years prison, for first time offender...

You’re absolutely fucked.

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>What's the chance they actually do anything, and in the worst case scenario what can I expect?
Without knowing her parents it's hard to say if they'll actually do anything. Worst case is they call the police, you get nailed with statutory rape charges because AOC here is 18, and they put you on the sex offender registry.

Happened to someone I went to high school with. He was 21 and got together with a 17 year old, cops were called and now he's a registered offender.

>I did nothing wrong
Of course you did, you boneheaded asswipe.
Get fucked.

>America
You dumb niggers still don't have an age of consent of 15? That ruthless repression is why your country is the pinnacle of all modern degeneracy

Children are technically property of the state. That’s why they get taken away from parents so easily.

And the state is the property of wealthy investors and bankers

That's so stupid ahhhahahahahaha
Land of the free my ass maybe 300 years ago

Is 16 below the age of consent in Arizona?

Over here its 14 country-wide.

LMAO you're fucked brody, you know how they tread kiddie fuckers in prison? get the FUCK out of Arizona and book it south

Sadly I agree with you.

America is basically a country that is controlled and run by corporations.

Wouldn’t surprise me if we do go to war with Iran simply as a boost to the economy and to seal in Trump for the next four years.

Is the Federal Reserve a corporation?

18 is the age of consent in Arizona.

Goddamn.

America is one of the most fucked places on the planet, competing with UK for most cucked peoples.

You been living under a rock?

Our glory died in the mid 1980s when Reagan set into motion trickle down policies.

Now we just get pissed on.

I await your registration to the sex offender list

Your glory died before ww2
Everythink since that is fake

Why do you continue to give your asshole up to your corporate masters for pleasure?

I thought the whole gun rights things were for situations like this?

Actually the fucking amendments and the constitution was written for situations like this. America legit needs a gruesome bloodbath of a revolution

Spoke with my gf and we've agreed to both say nothing to the police, hopefully this will be enough to avoid anything happening

I'm not a loser

Idk, seems the 60s/70s were pretty based.

Because you would lose everything if you tried to buck the system.

If you fuck up bad enough the government simply takes your paycheck directly from your employer.

Basically we are to do whatever we want as long as it doesn’t interfere with politics or government.

>60s/70s
>the decades that raised boomers
>based

Lol, watch her crack when a police detective reads her the both of your chat logs. Thats all they need. The fact that the parents did go to the police means that you are looking at prison time and sex offender registries.

The only job you’ll get after this is construction and manual labor.

College tuition was $500 a semester...

I doubt it, she won't even be the one getting interviewed anyway, only I'll potentially get arrested

Pack your shit and head to Mexico. Time to get the fuck out of here. Id say you have 36 hours before you have cold hard handcuffs waiting for you.

Take out whatever cash you have and leave.

OP here, so turns out the reason her parents found out is because they found her pregnancy test (positive)

Things just got 100 times more difficult. Will a judge go easier on me for it, surely it's not in the child's interest to send me to prison?

Yes but she is their property and they need to see how you coerced her into having sex with you. Then once they have her statement, they will come and find you.

THEYRE COMING FOR YOU!!!

Lol nope. Now you gonna owe child support. I really hope you aren’t afraid of heights.

Why are you so confident?

Why is it always some bumblefuck asshole who thinks he's gonna outwit the system and the cops? Bitch, they put people like you down like animals as part of a daily grind, and you think your fucking vow with a 16 year old is gonna save you???

What the fuck, Anonymous? Were you dropped on your head before you made this thread?

how did you even a get a 16 yo gf at the age of 25?

Probably found her at the greyhound station.

being a loser
I knew a guy in his 30s who did this, the 15/16 year olds are always extremely defensive of them because teenage girls will fuck anything older than themselves. It's pretty sad.

Why are stepdads (aka cuck daddies) so much more needlessly protective than biological dads?

>60s 70s
Ahhh one of the biggest stock market scam periods

Female psychology is a sad thing. Go figure. I say enjoy young pussyyyy

I'm not a loser, if it helps me I can afford a good lawyer, but that only goes so far

How do you not? Teenagers eat that shit up, I'm 28 and I hate starting jobs because I'm a talentless hack but that means I work with teens, and teens always do this doe-eyed shit.

But I don't fucking care because they're teens, teens are dumb as dirt. I don't even wanna pump n dump them because they're dumb. I'd rather pump n dump someone who understood they were being pumped and then dumped and was at peace with that.

Peace isn't a thing teenagers do well; that's why 16 yo girls always appeal to men with the emotional stability and maturity of a fucking grade schooler.

>going for 16 year olds
>not a loser
sure
don't drop the soap

There are 16 year old girls that easily look 24
There are 27 year old women that look barely 18
Just because you're jelly of only fucking escorts and never tasting young tight pussss definitely doesn't make people different from you losers

>going to get your asshole violated by tyrone in privately run amerimutt prison
>still coping

>college
>i.e. marxist indoctrination centers
And that same "educated" population sucked and continues to suck Reagan's sweaty corporate balls while the country has gone to absolute shit.

Which city are you in OP?

Age of consent is 15 where I live, faggot borger

I love how Euro men are always so proud of dating teenagers
Does a 15 year old even know how to put out or does she just sit there hoping she doesn't get knocked the fuck up in high school?

Then again that's not the USA so being teen pregnant isn't akin to signing your own death warrant

I love how pathetic fags like you always feel like we take pride in legislation
They are unskilled labour but definitely animals and quite fun. I don't believe in one night stands tho, that shit's peak degenerate.

Have fun being the bottom of the social hierarchy in prison.

Because they actually want to slam the step-daughter for realsies

>t. woody allen

Okay user we get it, you are angry

OP here, I'm surprised at all the hostility, I was expecting support and advice.

I've done nothing wrong, this is legal in many states. We've been in a healthy relationship for many months now and there's no reason we shouldn't have sex, it's fully consensual

Funny that this is true, murderers and burglars etc taking the moral high ground over someone committing a trivial crime

You gotta respect the laws, it's that simple. How the hell did it not occur to you to double check for age of consent? You ALWAYS make sure if you're trying to date someone not at least 18, ALWAYS.

From the sound of your posts, you sound like you're baiting though.

>or does she just sit there hoping she doesn't get knocked the fuck up in high school?

This one here actually. Had a girl who fucked around with an early 20's dude at age 14 in my highschool class. She was scared she was pregnant once and then her period started during, of all things, swimming practice at school. She dropped out of highschool a year later.

To be fair, the only girls who do this kinda shit are the reaaally dysfunctional ones. Worse than Florida Project tier white trash, so hardly a loss to society.

Americans are bizarre thinking that under 18s having sex is a terrible crime, and age gaps too. Nothing wrong with it at all

honest to god i hope you get buttfucked in prison for being a slimey child fucker.