Jow Forums's Time Machine

What would Jow Forums do with a time machine? You can only travel back in time and you get 24 hours to change history.

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Just live a simple life with the Wappo people in 1400 CE.

Also you said you can only travel back in time. Would I be dead within 24 hours?

Just a guideline for a more interesting scenario. Let's just say you would magically travel back to the present if you didn't die.

Would smash up my time machine after transporting there. I'm not going back in time just to go back to this Clown World.

I would collect every video of nignogs rioting and demanding reparations and show them to the Union army at Manassas. Then I would show it to Abe if I had time.

I would show the Spartans how to make black powder and simple muskets.

>go to Hitlers top scientists
>leave smartphone/piece of high tech
>see what they did with it in the future

Those bastards would've eventually led way for Jewish domination too. Sparta was a nepotistic oligarchy.

Save Frederick Barbarossa from drowning in 1190. Another 100,000 men (including 20,000 knights) reach the Holy Land. Saladin is crushed, the Ayyubids broken, Israel is one big crusader state, and the Holy Roman Empire gets an enormous shot in the arm in terms of military and political power.

This is good. But it wouldn't be Israel it would be the Kingdom of Jerusalem.

obviously go back and tell Hitler how to win
and that he should actually do a real holocaust

Honestly would travel back to when I was at my fittest and redpill myself about the liquid jew and show myself what I turn into by forsaking the gym life . Make sure I never got into drinking while on the road. Also would teach myself about investing and day trading so that I only pipelined long enough to pad my account to be exempt from PDT laws.

kill hitler & stop racism

hi mum!
>tell hitler how to win
t. armchair "historian" who learned "strategy" by playing goy4

Obviously I'd go back to red pill Baby Hitler

"Alright baby Hitler listen up I don't have much time, even though I have a time machine. Long story short. Hold off on war. Definitely start WW2 but wait like 5 more years then call it 'The Last War'. Focus on rockets and nuclear. Win the space race or the USA will use your evil Nazi technology and German scientists to go to Moon. Find a Jew named Albert Einstein and force him make nukes aka Nuclear Bombs. DO NOT INVADE RUSSIA! No Operation Barbarosa. (smacks baby hitler) Bad Baby Hitler. Bad. No Operation Barbarosa.
Skip the JQ and just send all the undesirables to Madagascar. Italy won't be much of an ally and don't let them fish eating gook Japs attack Pearl Harbor because it will bring America into war. I have to go now, but one more thing before I leave.... your paintings aren't too bad, ya got talent kid and you'll grow up to do great things.. Heil Victory, Heil Baby Hitler"

Then I would vanish.
Baby Hitler would baby like a baby does.
Then I would time travel right back.

"Okay so we definitely need to nuke Madagascar as a ultimate solution"

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go back in time and show americans during WWII the shit jews are doing now to garner support for the germans

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, AND I DO! I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD

you only change history in that timeline. it doesn't effect anyone here.

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so basically DBZ

Your bath is ready.

Stop the Great Fire in the Alexandrian Library.

>kill hitler
Little did user know, the constant attempted assassinations of Hitler is how all of those weird Nazi super inventions suddenly showed up in the history books. It's also why there's shockingly little documentation on them. They were not very good at reverse engineering such technologies.
>stop racism
Jewish invention. Gas the kikes racewar now.

post on Jow Forums about how i have a time machine, backdate reply posts with numbers that theyll post with
then never use it again

I would program the Clover Cats to dispose of the clowns in a Mossad coup.

The ink is dry

I would kill LBJ before he could take office. It probably wouldn't change anything, but it's worth a try.

well the term racism was coined by leon trotsky (bronstein,) but racism is just normal in humans and all animals. the fact that it's seen as wrong to have an in-group preference is retarded

this guy using it the way it was intended over here

I'd travel back a few years to when I went to rehab a fuck this girl one more time who was way out of my league. Man, I can't even remember her name any more... one silver lining to the opioid crisis is that rehab is full of hot women down on their luck. Damn man, just had a dream about this woman, woke up, came here and saw this thread. I don't really.need a time machine though, i could just relapse and quickly go back to rehab. Or I guess I could just go to an AA meeting lol.

Tell the people of the ancient world about the perils of christcuckery is and lead a massive campaign to destroy Abrahamic religion and organize the Greco-Roman religion.

Maybe start a white-ification of the territory of the Roman empire too.

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Very true. Being of the same blood but never more further apart, that sort. They can say that there is one human race all they want but that doesn't change that outsiders don't quite fit in, if at all.

The terminology and defeatist concept itself is definitely artificial though. The idea of racial oppression and oppressor has a very distinct (((stink))) to it.

>ligma black junk
Prevent the CIA from killing Kennedy and you don’t have civil rights, encroaching socialism, and squelch Jewish power in America for 200 years instead.

Sort your life out!

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I give guns to Mieszko I and tell him to anihillate everyone up to Iberian peninsula

of course, because they always instigate and blame it on someone else

>women fill the rehab clinics and substance abuse meetings of America
>turns out being a 'free spirit' is indeed a self destructive activity
>let's stick that prick in another hole for old time's sake
I can't say that these are good life decisions user.

Go back in time and kill Siad Barre so Somalia doesn`t have a civil war.

kill marx

Go back to the 1920s and kill New York senator Emmanuel Cellar.

>t. Minnesotan.

tell emperor decius to actually persecute and exterminate the christians and to reform the roman traditional religion.

Rescue jesus from the cross.
Stop him from dying.

I'd show the vikings how to make rifles and canons.

That iš realy stupid
His plan was to die on the cross

Introduce the flu to America 50 years before Columbus

>Assrapes Europe and prevents it from developing

I know lol.
I'd totally fuck the whole thing up..

Why, what did the Wappo people do to you?

I would stop Yaweh from taking El's place on the high throne of God

I think the world would be better off.

"Jesus, I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."

Exist. Jokes aside I'd introduce it to the Aztecs and hope it kills off enough of them for Smallpox to finish them off later.

>What would Jow Forums do with a time machine? You can only travel back in time and you get 24 hours to change history.

Kaiserreich decade prior to WW1

Bring phone with extra batteries to prove I'm from the future, they couldn't replicate it, but they would have never seen anything like it.

Bring a backpack full of blueprints of early WW2 and later WW2 equipment, weapons, engines, u boots, tanks, planes, etc. It would have been easy enough to reverse engineer the early stuff.

Stress the importance of developing tanks, with 10 years to prepare Panzer I and II should be doable, bring WW1 brit tank plans just in case.

Tell him to not send Lenin to Russia

Get the Kaiser J woke, let him know of the (((rosa luxemburg))) betrayal

Munitions production needs to go way the fuck up

Fuck battleships, U boots

Could go on forever, you get the point

>go back in time and show americans during WWII the shit jews are doing now to garner support for the germans

You're trying to do what Charles Lindbergh, Henry Ford, and father Coughlin tried
they all got shoa'd of co-opted

You do realize by introducing the flu to them you essentially give their population 50 years to recover?

Considering how weak their immune systems were to Oldworld diseases and how quickly their societies collapsed in our timeline theres no realistic way they could recover their population in fifty years before the Spanish and Smallpox.

Man only 24 hours huh...
I guess I would go back in time and kill my dad so he wouldn't beat me every day and killed all those people (he was a serial killer) and then I wouldn't have been fucked up for life and have 0 friends since I was 17 years old and that was 10 years ago

As the Wappo used to say, "U'wa'".
t. Partially versed in Wappo.

>see what they did with it in the future

nothing, because microchip technology would be a bit much for them to reverse engineer in the 40s.

gay. do something meaningful you selfish prick

I'm sorry to hear that user. But change your surname though and get out there!

the difference is I'd show hard evidence to people who don't want mullato tranny grandkids

Join the siege of Constantinople with a machine gun emplacement on the walls

I would make sure, the Bible tells the story of Jesus missing 18 years.

I'd probably go watch the jesus crucifixion unironically

slaughter abraham

tell and make cyrus the great to genocide the hebrews.

Warn Hitler not to go easy on the anglos and wipe out Winston Churchill ASAP and to not invade Russia instead securing the Poland/eastern border, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania and supply line and to wait for Russia to send their soldiers into his machine gunners and wait until the next summer to take Russia.

Kek

Go back to the summer 1988 and find that kid that stole my bike and whoop his ass.

Travel to 2009 and mine Bitcoin.