Millennials are now over 30 years of age

Damn son, other than the changing jobs bit, you have me down to a fucking T.

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Millennial here

I wanna die

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That's harsh. I would be in the same exact position if I didn't have rich parents that bought me my own apartment and car. I'm also on disabilitybuxx for life.

>living past 30
its a no for me

>tfw 24 year old zoomer
>this describes life exactly
based

Retard detected

>Gen X
>millennials
>Gen Z

The forgotten generation.
32, getting a new careee soon.

unbelievably fucked, considering zoomers are waking up in large numbers

Feels good, man.

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Marriage between two virgins in 2019 is rare.

Wait how are you a zoomer? Millennials are 1980ish to 2000, I’m 25 so that means 24 yo are millennials too.

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go kamikaze kill some of your monkey friends across the atlantic

>tfw exact opposite of that description
Most people who complain about their shit life all the time do nothing to fix it. Instead of bitching just do something.

Cut off between zoomers and millennials was 1995 and that’s the year I was born in

Very.

t.33 year old

I am 23.

this. 24/25 seems like a good cutoff. my brother is 17 and he's 100% zoomer. I'm 29 and don't feel like we have anything in common.

Shit that's me exactly :(

1993er, ffs I always miss out on the cool shit.

Kraft Lunchable.

i'm 22 and i'd hardly call myself a millennial.

This. All the single people I know ate fine. The ones who married or are in a relationship with some crazy women are all gone, basicly dead.

The only good thing I have going is I don’t even know anyone who is left leaning, even my mates wifes/ gf’s aren’t. The bad thing is I’ll probably be too old to do any of the race war shit if it ever does happen.

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Try fixing your life when the only jobs you can find are pure trash and you can't afford to move to somewhere where there is at least the semblance of work

Anyone can shoot a gun
>checks flag
Oh

Oh no it's the ex homeless burger again. Goddamn those pics are depressing.

I’m 35 and life is great. Live in a largest Midwest city making 75-90k a year. I pay 650 a month to live in a nice place. Never married, no kids. Job is easy as shit. Life is more about what you don’t do than what you do. I would never be in this position had I not found out about the female question earlier in life.

This is pretty funny and true. I can't believe guys still marry in the current year. You have literally everything to lose and nothing to gain. Might as well throw your shit out the window.

i feel very good
i haven't fell for marriage meme
no debts, many assets

Soon i will start to "consume" other people - boomers, cucks etc.

This gets me in my feels

Damn this is literally me.
>Turning 30 this year
>Brother turning 18
>Literally have nothing in common other than hating commies

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I don’t even like pussy anymore.

What is the disability?

zoomers start in 95'

t. proto zoomer

fuck off cunt I'm still in my 20s

The White American Food
>Processed Ham, Unseasoned
>Processed Crackers, No Salt, Unseasoned
>Processed Cheese, Unseasoned

I feel sorry for you. I’m the same age but married with two kids. I hope that you can overcome your deficiency and find a loving wife and live a truly blessed life with a family.

>Being this autistic over the term "Millennial"

Nice try.

I mean...I still like pussy. It’s just when you get to a certain age you realize there is an opportunity cost to it. And there is so much information online now that many men are realizing it’s not worth it. A lot of the stuff I know now didn’t exist online until the mid 2000s

Life is long buddy. How long have you been married for? Marriage is presumed to be until death. Don’t spike the football yet.

The Nigger American food
>crack
>watermelon
>chicken
>grape soda

>married with two kids

might as well tie the knot at that point

member when that cheese was cheddar and not just small american flavored sandwich cheese squares?

>tfw 37 and each pepperoni lunchables every week
i will fight any one of you

being depressed and bitching about your life on social medi is trendy now

I have 20k in savings, a good middle class job, and a retirement plan. A-Am I doing it, lads?

Fuck you, we’ll get them back.....one day.

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>Try fixing your life when the only jobs you can find are pure trash
Those who have the possibility of working but refuse to do so don't have the right to complain. Work a shitty job, save money, learn a trade or coding and in a couple of years life won't be so bad. Those things take time, of it helps you can imagine it like a RPG where you need to grind before doing cool stuff.

Lunchables are a part of my childhood. It's up to you to decide whether that is a good thing or not.

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Crack sounds spicy.
Does heroin have less spice?

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Congratulations, you made it

I'm not a Gambling Man, but I'll put a tenner down on" I don't feel like working"-itis

Depressing or no, At least there's some emotion to my photography.

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yeah we all say that
"one day"

I'm fucked. 31, stupid, sensitive, vain, passive. Don't enjoy being around people due to anxiety so I spend every single day alone as much as possible. It's only just really dawned on me that these traits have been with me since I was a teenager. What were acceptable as "growing pains" were my essence all along - a cowardly, pathetic, neurotic man.

walmart man is back on holy saturday praise jesus

That's for tomorrow and the day after, if that's your thing.

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>one day

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using the box crusher is the best part of the day tbqh senpai

thats what poor kids used to eat at school

I don't remember posting this or going to Australia but it must be me it sounds too similar

A good memory

>What is marrying a virgin who holds traditional values

>What is a prenuptial agreement just in case she turns out to be a roastie

Enjoy loneliness and never passing on your genes, which is literally your only biological function

Sad

the 90's

There's nothing illegal about buying a lunchable as an adult if u really want one

Lol what do rich kids eat? When I was growing up lunchables cost money. Therefore we werent allowed to have them

Its shameful
Like buying a gas station hot dog
while in your 30s

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I like your pics, mate. Really comfy.

i have no clue

I recently went to a photography exhibit on one of my days off recently. Good stuff throughout. Hopefully one day, in some far-off distant Nirvana, will I ever have a gallery of all the pics you've seen here.

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>a virgin who holds traditional values
That's pretty hard to get, though.

Lost both parents before 21 user.

I'll never forget the sanitized smell or random beeps of the medical equipment.
There comes a point where it's just prolonged suffering and you understand how little time we have here.

Coffee helps

If you didn't play Pokemon red or blue are you really a millennial?

I hope you get there, user. I like how you have a way of capturing raw little moments of everyday life from your perspective. They speak to me in some way.

are they the generation who didn't have kids?

Some of them were turning 30 3 years ago you fucking dumb fucking faggot ass bitch fuck you you little wh*Te bitch black are the superior race

Same

Ready to go,fuck this place

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>mfw i turn 30 in june

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you mean over the age of 20, OP you're a fag.

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take your meds

as they get older the lunchables get bigger, and you get two kids meals.

youtu.be/HhI4RdHMNrI

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Meals prepared by their family or other dietary helpers with Organic foods.

If poor kids ate those, no wonder they were poor. Spending all their money on lunchables

what did you just say to me you little wh*Te bitch?

To who? The literal nobodies ringing you up and bagging your groceries?

Tfw rich kid eats this for lunch and then beats you in a race at recess after

FUCK YOU BRANDON

>hoursdersves

Its hors d'oeuvres retard. Read a fucking book once in a while.

i work in retail and i second this. we don't care what you buy. we're just glad you didn't steal it.

Numbers confirm. Would only marry a trad virgin, wich is nearly impossible.
youtube.com/watch?v=ddqx_cWUN-g

>Ham and cheese in between two crackers, wash it down with capri sun after

not as fucked as you're gonna be.