/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 138 MILLION EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Trump: Past to Present 4/17/19
youtu.be/CjDEy-0-rfY
>SoS Pompeo/ActDefSec Shanahan @US-Japan 2+2 Ministerial 4/19/19
dvidshub.net/video/673180/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Japanese FM Kono 4/19/19
dvidshub.net/video/673082/
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 4/19/19
youtu.be/eJ8GxCuqO9E
>PressSec Sarah on ABCNews 4/19/19
youtu.be/q6mDMLJZFTI
>PressSec Sarah on CBSThisMorning 4/19/19
youtu.be/ZsUE0jUxjEw
>Giuliani on FoxNews 4/19/19
youtu.be/f4csRWj5SaM
>Corey Lewandowski on FoxNews 4/19/19
youtu.be/8oSaCK9sRgk
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on Ingraham 4/19/19
youtu.be/9pR9VmeITLI
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (DepAssistSoS4TradePol Meale) 4/19/19
youtu.be/5T58k9OyatI
>This Week@State 4/19/19
youtu.be/8ss4n8abuDY
>StateDeptVideo: US Committed 2 Helping France Rebuild Notre Dame 4/19/19
youtu.be/fM5yjBNbJmA
>DoDVideo: Japanese DM Visits Pentagon 4/19/19
dvidshub.net/video/673281/
>Sekulow on FoxNews 4/18/19
youtu.be/I18WhXwl4Lo
>Pres Trump Interview w/David Webb 4/18/19
youtu.be/SiLfwFfmmU4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 4/18/19
youtu.be/1hfx-R89Vt4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 4/18/19
youtu.be/M60yfkc4nxA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 4/18/19
c-span.org/video/?459928-1/
>Time to Turn the Tables 4/18/19
youtu.be/sBSH8CwhK7I
>Pres Trump @WWP Soldier Ride 4/18/19
youtu.be/LyBvDL5E3n8

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MAGA!

Death toll now reaches 207 killed and 450 injured in the Sri Lankan church bombings.

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MAGA

clips.twitch.tv/AmusedGiantRaisinTwitchRaid

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join telegram

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you fucked up it should have said Remember the 138 million

nonetheless.....

This is considered porn in South Korea since actual porn is banned

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The American Civil Liberties Union and the Sounthern Poverty Law Center both need to be destroyed.

Well lurkers and the maybe one or two real people, enjoy the rest of today's bot generals.

still with the bots....

WHAT DID DONALD MEANT BY THIS

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Awoo

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138 MILLION SHITSKINS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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yeah, everybody here was hired by kushner and gets paid by parscale

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>killed at least 138 million people
Oy Vey

Why is trump so fucking stupid lads?

>no ADL
should been first on the list fampai

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happy easter /ptg/!

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Digits. So where's my fuckin' check then?

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I'd rather all 3 stay open and continue to undermine the left and leftist ideas, instead.

Since nothing happens on /ptg/ during the weekends
I just want to know, if your waifu becomes real, will you be loyal to her only?

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A-anime name?

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we're paid in frens

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but trump is nixon, and nixon is trump. oh your blowing my mind cnn!

I'm still waiting on my Russian Bride.

let's do a meetup. Real frens meetup irl. You are all real frens, r-right?

Choukado Girl 1/6

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other boards are so much higher quality than Jow Forums it's ridiculous

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We could all meet at the Trump Hotel

PA Pedes here!

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610 here, but I work in NJ.

which one?

>we're paid in frens
I'll take it.
I'll take a steady paycheck over a qt KGB gf
CIA ples go

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Why is Trump still president with his rapidly collapsing brain?

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I already have a steady paycheck, so my wants are different.

Pepesyvania

I think therefore I shitpost

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207 toe suckers dead. Pope will forgive all that were involved and then lick their toes like a dog
Amen

>138 million
And the fact checkers jump on it, journosplaining that really over 200 innocent people were slaughtered by Muslims, not 138 million. Trump's typos usually understate a number about which he wants people to talk.

He has a master's degree.

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Chou Kadou Girl ⅙: Amazing Stranger
One of the few enjoyable shows this season

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dude just bee yourself
I love that they're STILL falling for it
>Trump: 1/3 of women coming over the border are raped
>SNOPES fact check: PANTS ON FIRE! ACKCHYUALLY, over HALF of women coming over the border are raped! TAKE THAT, BLIMPF!
>Trump's face when

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Im currently reading
Mark Manson Models Attract Women Through Honesty
&
Mens from Mars and women from venus

Are these /ptg/ approved relationship books?

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Nice
t. 215

Who's the author?!

We stand UNITED with Israel. Do not listen to the mudslime shills.

How to Win Friends and Influence People.

I love Trump tweets so much

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>tfw

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As someone holding a PhD, I can assure you that advanced degrees do not certify intelligence. Advanced degrees only indicate perseverance or stubbornness, the kind that gets you through writing a thesis or dissertation. That's not the same thing as intelligence.

wait sirlanka has 93 million dying a day from gun violence too?

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No through Islamic... I mean due to not arson or terrorism.

The best book I've ever read explaining the relationships between men and women is "The Good Earth"
>young man satisfied with his plain but dedicated wife, because he's a virgin before he meets her
>she bears him 3 children
>he gets rich unexpectedly
>gets a little older
>starts seeing a young hooker on the side
>falls in love with said whore
>takes the earrings he gave his wife to pay the brothel to buy her permanently
>hooker ends up fucking his elder son when he's not around
pottery

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Any day now, comrade, patience!

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Easter, time to post Jesuses. Whoever get digits while doing so is blessed by the lamb of god for an entire year

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Dude, is that a Greek comedy? That sounds like it's straight out of Menander.

Blessed Easter to (You) user

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Fucking cunts ruining Easter for people.

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holy shit Guiliani btfoing CNN so hard atm

What happened?

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Islam happened in Sri Lanka.

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138 million people lost their lives today

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And to you, brother.
Gonna fill up my Jesus folder, nice.

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Oh shit, I just woke up. Over 200 people, hectic.

So is it confirmed religion of peace? Kill count seems way too high, could it be Mossad or just some edgelord atheists?

by chris buskirk. he's an editor for american thinker

Lol "white" jesus

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Judea was a province of the Roman empire, so yeah.

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So Iberian with a tan.....

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Jesus was white you blasphemous kike. There are still blonde people in the levant. Your hannukah was all about massacring blonde jews you deemed greek for you are imposters seed of Esau

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>lol jesus didnt exist but I know what he looked like

Certain themes run through all cultures; the relationship between men and women being probably the most universal of them all. That's why the humor translates so well on this subject, it's something literally everyone relates to. Jackie Chan's drunken master jumps to mind; even though it was made by chink bugmen, a husband henpecked by his nagging wife is something that any man who's been in a relationship can look at and go "lmao, totally". Also, even as far back as Beowulf, the theme of a dude getting old and finding a fine young woman to re-ignite to smoldering embers of his erection is present. There's patterns everywhere.

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>210713052

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...

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So excited to Jesuspost, I forgot to add pic

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sorry to do this but i can't stick around for the remained of the thread

new baker needed please!

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thanks! joe has this one

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GENOCIDE

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I envy you. You have been blessed by the lord. Checked

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>There are still blonde people in the levant
>*googles "blonde people levant"*
Hmmm...

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We all make mistakes, friend, all is forgiven on this day.

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For a bunch of fedora-tipping faggots that call religion fiction and dumb, liberals sure do enjoy quoting and sourcing Harry Potter and Star Wars a lot

>inb4 First 21st Century Holy Crusade kicks off on Easter Sunday
wew

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It's the darker version of The Hero's Journey.

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
CHRISTIANS CAN'T BE OPPRESSED
THEY JUST CAN'T

oy vey 138 million

He’s a moron, a traitor, a sexual predator, a pedophile, a rapist, a conman, a tax cheat, a money launderer, a fraudster (tax fraud, insurance fraud, wire fraud, bank fraud), a chronic perpetual pathological liar and a Russian asset. Oh...& (((YOU))) voted for him and continue to support him. What’s that say about (((YOU)))?

I swear just a few weeks ago Trump said Mueller was honorable and did a terrific job with the investigation. But now all of a sudden he’s saying he is corrupt?

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impressive feats for a moron

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