/ptg/ President Trump General - Don't flip that page Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Bibi naming j00 town after Pres Trump; stormfags seething 4/23/19
youtu.be/o1y9bXP5MDA
>ActDHSSec McAleenan on FoxNews 4/23/19
youtu.be/ZArqcIvEYWE
>NECDir Kudlow @NPC on Economy 4/23/19
youtu.be/2RPeaTXd91c
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley outside WH 4/23/19
c-span.org/video/?460054-1/
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 4/23/19
youtu.be/e8pDDRH9tb8
>Jared @TIME 100 Summit 4/23/19
youtu.be/Mma8iMRXv84
>WHVideo: 2019 WH Easter Egg Roll 4/23/19
youtu.be/2Xo67MQSx2s
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?460000-1/
youtu.be/Qael84kXBAs
youtu.be/tFCbIhFfP84
>FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook 4/22/19
youtu.be/fMJNqb2AReQ
>WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
youtu.be/453B5V7oYws (Bunny Hop Stage)
youtu.be/Va5ap20xoSw (Reading Nook)
youtu.be/2FhGlbmp60A (EPAAdm Wheeler)
youtu.be/XJt8ZXupt9Y (PressSec Sarah)
youtu.be/67a3FVzjK2k (NSA2VP ArmyGen Kellogg)
youtu.be/3FuJhvKLtnQ (DepHHSSec Hargan)
youtu.be/OMMozdCxfzw (KAC)
youtu.be/d9JsYZVv0rg (USSurgGen Adams)
youtu.be/BbMIHyYTGUg (AssistEdSec Brogan)
youtu.be/9uy6ZBDuJ6M (VASec Wilkie)
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/p27yTp5O05M
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/bqw5s6qwcZM
>HHSSec Azar Press Conf on Transforming Primary Care 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459985-1/

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foxnews.com/us/heavily-armed-men-escort-migrants-across-us-border-surveillance-video-shows
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waardenburg_syndrome
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves
twitter.com/AnonBabble

MAGA

CONFESS
>I don't know how to read an analog clock or watch

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nigger

Why does he always seem to be whining when he tweets like this?

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Apu is a better meme to me than Pepe or Wojak.

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You literally look at the short arm and see what number its pointing at, that's the hour, and the long arm points at minutes.

That's it. People who couldnt read in the 1800s could still read the town clock.

>Luke skywalker gets reincarnated as a fucking slug
How will nerds defend this?

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reversé image search this picture and tell me what appears in the search bar

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Explain to me why this isn't being treated like an armed invasion.

foxnews.com/us/heavily-armed-men-escort-migrants-across-us-border-surveillance-video-shows

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Google is so desperate to get back into the Chinese market that they are willing to get into bed with the Chinese.
What they don't understand is that China will never let Google in their market so long as it's ruled by the CCP.
To stay in power the CCP need to control information. An unfettered search engine is anathema to that goal.
They are going to steal everything they can from Google while dangling the prospect of letting them in.
When they've got what they want they'll sever ties with Google and continue to keep them out.
>Just imagine the things Google would have been able to get away with, here and abroad, if Hillary had won.

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I hope you get too. I'd love to do the same in Japan, maybe in a couple years after I finish school. Shame I can't afford it now with the move and all.

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>nigger with green eyes

MIGA

MAKE
ISRAEL
GREAT
AGAIN

MIGA

Trump forced Jack to make Twitter shitter.

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>I don't know how to read an analog clock or watch
can you read/write cursive letters?

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Fett 2.0

I got drunk and hooked up with a girl who turned out to be a trap and I didn't realize it until it was too late

God cannot forgive me for homosexuality and I will burn in hell for all of eternity
my life is over

I don't fecking know. Mexico needs to be turned to a mass grave for this.

Nigga, you caught the gay and the aids.

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Material omission of information from a FISA application violates both the rules of the court (FISC Rule 13), the Woods Procedures implemented by the FBI & DOJ in 2002 (to deal with the last FISA scandal), and could be considered criminal violations of section 1809 of Title 50.
>It is now clear they never met this standard in spying on team Trump.
"Known as Woods procedures after Michael J. Woods...DOJ verifies the accuracy of every fact... until DOJ is satisfied that the facts in the FISA application can be corroborated"

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Because you already hate him and it fulfills your delusions to believe he's not as smart as he actually is.

Who here /mommy/?

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blue eyes yellow slug

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>>Luke skywalker gets reincarnated as a fucking slug
And his beard got longer.

Haven't been on in forever, does the autist with an obsession for Kellyanne still come around? I'd love to see him do the mental acrobatics to defend her after her latest blunders. Almost positive he posted with a pirate flag.

I hate him?

I'm waiting for a cheesy Mexican History X movie about la Raza.

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Yep..it’s hit and run nowadays

God will forgive you if you cleanse Saracens in a crusade.

is anyone watching hockey right now?

MAGA

I am filled with wrath for some people, its kinda becoming a problem. Like Medieval Total War 2 General with maxed Dread stats

You serious?

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The reason is because our halls are full traitors.

I don't know why that OP image made me crack up so hard. I think it just caught me off guard.

Gross. Post beautiful pictures of our great president making Israel great again.

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Serves them right.

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Anyone else look at the Clinton's body count? Is it possible that the Clinton's are the unluckiest people ever or is their body count explainable?

U just give him a handy or did u let him full on pound your ass and mouth when it was his turn

you must have been pretty damn drunk

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>Kavanaugh doujin

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anything doesn't happen in the original IV, V and VI is to be discarded and thrown in the trash, it never happened

I like both Melania and Israel, I'll post what I feel like posting.

i have a thing for certain women

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But "they bring so much," racist goy!

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TAY LIVES!!!!!!!!!

>nigger with green eyes
>the nigger's eyes are blue in that photo
Google really is a nigger

Its un-American not to put Israel before what you want commie.

Stop asking questions or you'll commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head twice with two different calibers.

I don't think that little niglet has it, but often times when you see deep blue eyes on a black person, they have a genetic disease that often times makes them go deaf later in life, among other shit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waardenburg_syndrome
But here's my results to the reverse image search with pic related.

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the "girl" blew me, "she" was wearing a skirt and hopped on top of me before I knew what was happening and it was all over

just ruin my entire life

God Bless Alex Jones

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves

>FUNezuela has literally the largest proven oil reserves
>is the shittiest fucking country ever

Commies (and /sg/), not even once!

>/ptg/ will defend spics because muh realpolitik

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You’d think google, as a company, would learn from China’s historic treatment of the U.S. as a trading partner.

>...Are traps how gays recruit?

Your leaving some steps out

Yes fellow based magapede, drumpf is a dumb whiner

/ptg/ is a cult if they can't see it, I ballgag for Buttgag now. MIGA.

HOLY SHIT ELON IS GOING TO DESTROY ALL LEAFS WITH STEALTH

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um sweetie our soldiers don’t need guns they are trained in hand-to-hand combat, ju jitsu, Krav Maga and probably know some anime moves

Like a whore every trip and avatar only has so many times they can perform the act sincerely.

Bitching and whining is all he knows how to do

>Commie spics
>in debt for billions to the Russians and Chinese
>led by a fat Jew
>the only country with any meaningful capacity to refine their abhorrent goop is the US
Yeah I don't see this ending well for them. Maybe after they all fucking die we can annex it outright.

>gain aryan eyes
>lose your hearing

It's like a meme anime powerup

Wow what a stupid fucking cunt bitch

Soldiers died in Carter's mission

That would actually be sick if the battery isn't garbage.

CONSERVASHITS BTFO

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About time

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Where do I sign?

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b-but you told me that there are no troops at the border and trump won't deploy the military because he is a cuck

Tactical throwing stars, secret jutsu's

Electric leafblowers already exist though... and they're shit just like every somewhat large engine that runs on batteries. The batteries are shit, the power is weak, and it's all a meme anyway because because guess what power sources gets the electricity to your outlets?

DAY OF THE RAKE IS UPON US

It really is pathetic desu, the spin on trying to downplay it is hilarious

whats on his t-shirt?

But it's a quiet electric leafblower.

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I love being white

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>Democrats doing everything in their power to sink Trump
>ann "totally not controlled oppostion" coulter piles on

It's hard to express how much I hate this bitch.

>Flag

Opinion irrelevant

President Donald J. Trump has spent literal weeks making Israel great again. What have you done for our great ally lately? If the leader of the free world can find the time, so can you. There is no excuses.

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I signed...

The funny thing is that women on average get much smaller sentences than men for the same crime and it even doubles the advantage supossedly given to white people.

Somehow the NBA would probably have an issue with lebron wearing a mgtow type shirt like that but has nothing to say on this race baiting shirt

>1postpete

livin' the dream

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whoah

>National Baboon Association

I didn’t like her much when I considered myself a liberal. I still don’t like her.

ABOUT TIME FUCK SPACE

oh found it.

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so it's not pathetic that they disarmed themselves for a foreign army in their own country?

I honestly wonder how many black cops kill black people and we never hear about it because it doesn't fit the narrative, since only around 3/4 of cops are white nationally and only around half in major cities like NYC and LA are white.

I didn't watch the Pence debate

It's really cringey, though. Running out of breath while on the megaphone. Sloppy. Nipples protruding. Very disrespectful.