What's your excuse for not being Chad?

I'm a 5'6" manlet. Chad status is inertly impossible. They best I can do is go full twink mode.

fuck off normalfag

cope harder

Literally the only thing being a Chad gets you in this fucked up world is access to used up Thot pussy....

If you aren't a pure natural chad, the ROI just isn't worth it. I can use my autist brain to make 150k/yr programming for 40 hours a week and buy all my dopamine fixes off of Amazon (made by china) and if I get horny, pay for a "high class" escort and spend less money than wining and dining a thot....

simple math friendos

Lack of motivation. I used to work out a lot because I had a friend who always went to the gym with me. I wouldn't skip on going to the gym because he would call me out on it. Then he moved away and I haven't worked out nearly as much. I just need that little bit of motivation to make me work out on a daily basis. Somebody to talk shit if I skip. Otherwise I am always like meh I'll work out tomorrow and I end up only lifting like once a week.

there is no excuse, Im lazy.

no need, im 14, life is good old man, cope with your receding hairline

enjoy your 3 day weekend buddy.

im so glad i got away from that degenerate shit

Dude on the right looks hella gay.

Not for being relatively big and muscular but for looking at himself like that. I find normal looking masculine dudes actually doing shit to be far more of a motivational tool than borderline fags.

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Yeah but women won't like you. Don't you base your self-worth on female approval like me? You must be a beta...

> same as yours... shitposting on /pol

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I am married with kids and read Jow Forums because it is one of the last unfiltered sites left. Nothing wrong with the pursuit of truth (and a few laughs in the process). Sure won’t find any laughs in Hollywood or stand up these days

Underage b& MODS

I don't want to take steroids

Dude is likely gay or insecure but yeah we should all wanna be healthy. He seems to have gone to the point where he's trying to be fit for other reasons.

Raised by single mom and no male role model. I never learned to really take care of myself and got fat. Now I understand the importance of self improvement and I'm putting in the work but it'll take a lot of time.

Unless you unironically want to be a father there is no reason to pursue a relationship whit a female in todays society.

I have backne

Imagine the smell.

Not my fault y'all cant get your shit straight AND shitpost... What is your excuse?

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If i have to wait 6 fucking years to see some results i aint gonna do it

Chad has uneven nips

>married with kids
Where do you live? Liberia?
Also how many loli wives do you have?

apathetic toward women in my rural town. they are all ugly white trash women who don't share my interests

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I don’t see the point. What do I gain? A wife? No thanks, don’t want it. So I can use that money and time into hobbies that bring me pleasure, like shitposting. I do enjoy exercise and working out a couple times a week, but I’ll never go full retard with it. There’s no point.

One of my friends has put on like 60 pounds of muscle and has done some amateur powerlifting, his life revolves around picking heavy things up and eating. Doesn’t look fun at all.

Hurp derp there's no Jewish workers show pic of Jewish guy working the deck

yeah, all of us have that

5'6" manlet, and I live in a rural town, all the females are either jailbait, trash or taken.

Is this supposed to be inspiring?

I mean he has a nice body but if takes 6 years to get there than fuck it.

youtube.com/watch?v=LZ66lEUu45E

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fat but doing fasting, omad, seems to be working, down 10kg in a month so far

Ugly gross low test autistic

you knmow you can use porn as a motivator?

Only fap if you lift, do some pushups, squats. You will feel a lot better about fapping and the high is better than ever TRUST ME. I love porn, im into scat, rape, beast, bdsm, everything and lately ive been using lifting as a way to make the high even better, Knowing everytime you fap you get stronger, soon ill be doing these deeds on REAL women. Just keep lifting and KEEP FAPPING

You can work to your own goals... No one said you gotta bench 350 or else. Work cardio, out run the motherfucker. Blend it, work both and be strong allround AND EAT.

I don't want to take steroids.

Got to much to lose, dont want to get rapped and divorce raped/child support. Rather just relax my whole life with no stress whatsoever. Total control and freedom. I feel if I went back to Chad status ill get sucked into the quicksand.

Do you user. If thats what you want. You are Chad.

I do Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai for almost 13 years now. I could obliterate 90% of insecure incels with gymbods and i still got a beer belly.
If you are trying to get fit to get a bitch instead of learning how to fight, you are a low testosterone weak beta.

>who don't share my interests
youre never gonna make it

i went to grad school

>lifting for women
You lift for your own physical fitness and to to promote long-term health.

I'm autistic and can't read body language very well or initiate. The only women who flirt with me are black.

I'm 5'10 and all the girls I like are taken or laugh at me when i ask them out. The rest are either ogres or roasties.

> marriage meme
> Chad

>soon I'll be raping real women

If only, user. Can you imagine what it must have been like to succeed in raiding another tribe and taking their women as spoils? You proved yourself as worthy to survive. Your body, your work, your dedication all coming together in an ultimate show and basking in it must have been quite a high. Then you find some pretty little 16 year old, scared out of her mind, and you just take her. You fuck her six ways from sunday and then, if you fancy her, you take her back to your camp as a trophy. God fucking damnit I want that.

>6 years
oh god Im fucked

Yep.

>All the other girls I like are taken.
In this whore world there honestly isn't any reason to not pursue them until they cheat with you. It's already happening way too commonly ever since adultery became completely legal so you might as well take advantage of it.

I simply don't give a fuck anymore.

that guys on the gear he looks 5'9 and 100kg

Same. Seems like nigresses love the Average Autistic Cock.

>You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

Gay and cute.
But my twink days are just about over. I honestly better start using that gym membership, op.

i used to be chad lite but i've given up on life

I think what it is is they're obvious about it, just as blacks usually are about most shit. It's blatant and easy to read because they have no idea what nuance is.
White girls is more where I can't tell at all.

I got 3 kids. Can concur

>women show no interest in me
>is here gookposting
Checks out.

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why would any white women share your interest in ugly gooks?

> there honestly isn't any reason to not pursue them until they cheat with you
I want kids in the future and I don't want them taken from me and used against me for 20+ years because I married a roastie who was a homie hopper. Not to say virgins are immune from this, but girls who can't control their sexual urges/exploit their sexual power over men to gain resources/fame etc... are people I'd rather avoid. Most of the girls at my uni here that I've asked out had 10+ sexual partners after only 1 year yet most guys I know can barely get 1 a year.

Also I'm a 5'10 manlet so it's difficult to find one who won't laugh at me, even the Asian grls here have guys who are like 6'2 or above. Why has the lord cursed me.

It's ~2 years for peak natty status, but natties rarely attain a head-turning physique that shows through clothes, so they're pretty much limited to posting shirtless selfies online.

do you think people act irl like they do on 4chins? How fucking new are you

Engaging in Jow Forums culture is acting irl.

Can you fight .45ACP?

What steroids/drugs should i take to lose fat and gain muscle with minimum effort.

p much this

I started lifting 6 months ago. The only thing that is keeping me from going full Chad is my mild social anxiety and slightly lacking in confidence.

every thing you said is wrong

Chad here. Have a hot wife and a baby girl. It's all about time management. You can always lurk while you're pooping....

damn he got a better haircut and started juicing

Still shit posture

I have PTSD and I refuse to talk about it anywhere other than an anonymous Taiwanese hair-braiding forum full of autists.

>be 17
>6'1 325 lb
>lose 100 in 1 year, just before graduation
>get to college
>flop around for 5 years till I get a degree
>~250 lb
>have autistic moment where i splurge on supplements and gym equipment to create a sunken cost situation and begin lifting
>gain some muscle and drop to 185 lb in 6 months
>look nothing like how the fitness routine i followed said I would
>persist, lift religiously for the next year
>mom gets cancer, get really bummed out over it for the next half year. Such an emotional distant state that it kills relationship with qt in just a couple of months at this time
>forgot to mention i "bulked" back to 200 and cut down to 196 by this time
>motivation crashed. Still lift as a means of coping with depression, haven't dated women in over a year

Kind of going back and forth here a bit I think. I tried to become chad, It'll be almost 3 years of lifting most of the week, 2 years was dedicated brosplit p/p/l/p/p/l but the chiseled abs elude me, the adonis belt eludes me.
The reason? Loose skin from the weight loss. All that work just to be mocked by loose skin every time i look at myself naked.

The fat is essentially gone, women do regularly throw validation at me but the mental scars are there and the physical scars are literally there. My only hope now is body sculpting or loose skin surgery for which I don't have the funds for but I hope I will before I hit 30.

I don't care if I have to be forever alone anymore, I'm well past women as the motivation. I just want to kill who I used to be in its totality. Three years of strict dieting, lifting etc only to have loose flaps warp my self image.

I'm becoming increasingly nihilistic and I've started wishing for the end of the world to be honest. Pretty bummed out lads.

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Unironically low test. Feels very bad.

I live in a village, i dont have alot of options to do here. No job, criminal record, depressed and cant handle routine, need a job that constantly changes. Wagecucking one same shit everyday forcing myself to work where i know what i will do tomorrow and next month is just bullet in head for me. Might go on back on illegal path after my probation runs out. Being chad is low priority and city peoples problem

post wife

>tfw not Chad

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>Fat,
no
>poor,
yes
>ugly
yes
>short
no
>gross
dont think so
>low testosterone
most likely
>autistic
slightly
>handicapp
nope.
I fell for globohomo's nihilism meme when young and ended up getting hooked on heroin. Been clean for almost 5 years but my youth is gone. I have no friends (all either dead or still use drugs). Most opportunities have long since passed me by.

so dont give a fuck about not giving a fuck WAT

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Some men just want to watch the world burn, I happen to be one.

no excuses and checkd fuck all this demoralization. no one is responsible for you but YOU get the fuck up and do it anons, also what happened to insane wolf memes? tehy were the og motivation threads

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LMFAO

Local gym is fucking expensive

Food is extremely expensive

I want to nuke everything so that no one can be happy like you.

Stand up is funnier than ever

that kid went from being like 12 to 21 in that photo...

I am a Chad but most women are not Stacy's mom or Stacys. Most women are annoying morons who are incredibly predictable. Instead I'm more interested in starting my own business and my stock portfolio, possibly going off grid to hunt and fish all day.

There's nothing wrong with the guy on the left though. He's got long limbs (which women love) and a decent face...

Can confirm