/ptg/ President Trump General - Real Awoo Hours Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Bibi naming j00 town after Pres Trump; stormfags seething 4/23/19
youtu.be/o1y9bXP5MDA
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 4/23/19
youtu.be/SWb8iF0I9dY
>ActDHSSec McAleenan on FoxNews 4/23/19
youtu.be/ZArqcIvEYWE
>NECDir Kudlow @NPC on Economy 4/23/19
youtu.be/2RPeaTXd91c
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley outside WH 4/23/19
c-span.org/video/?460054-1/
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 4/23/19
youtu.be/e8pDDRH9tb8
>Jared @TIME 100 Summit 4/23/19
youtu.be/Mma8iMRXv84
>WHVideo: 2019 WH Easter Egg Roll 4/23/19
youtu.be/2Xo67MQSx2s
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?460000-1/
youtu.be/Qael84kXBAs
youtu.be/tFCbIhFfP84
>FLotUS Melania @WH Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook 4/22/19
youtu.be/fMJNqb2AReQ
>WH Easter Egg Roll 4/22/19
youtu.be/453B5V7oYws (Bunny Hop Stage)
youtu.be/Va5ap20xoSw (Reading Nook)
youtu.be/2FhGlbmp60A (EPAAdm Wheeler)
youtu.be/XJt8ZXupt9Y (PressSec Sarah)
youtu.be/67a3FVzjK2k (NSA2VP ArmyGen Kellogg)
youtu.be/3FuJhvKLtnQ (DepHHSSec Hargan)
youtu.be/OMMozdCxfzw (KAC)
youtu.be/d9JsYZVv0rg (USSurgGen Adams)
youtu.be/BbMIHyYTGUg (AssistEdSec Brogan)
youtu.be/9uy6ZBDuJ6M (VASec Wilkie)
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/p27yTp5O05M
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 4/22/19
youtu.be/bqw5s6qwcZM
>HHSSec Azar Press Conf on Transforming Primary Care 4/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459985-1/

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nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/border-crossings-undocumented-migrants-march-hit-12-year-high-n992611
latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-claims-progress-for-promises-unfulfilled-20190305-story.html
politico.com/story/2019/02/05/trump-state-of-the-union-legal-immigration-1148629
geekwire.com/2019/trump-administration-starts-cracking-h-1b-visa-approvals-work-permits-spouses/
washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/trump-keeps-promise-to-cut-refugees-down-73-since-obama-lowest-in-4-decades
news.yahoo.com/migrant-camps-overflow-mexico-cracks-down-trump-threats-172031007.html
eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/04/23/countries-targeted-trump-crackdown-visa-overstays-mostly-african-asian/3549749002/
migrationpolicy.org/research/immigration-under-trump-review-policy-shifts
apnews.com/4fee9cc2440b4f6a852d190ae30ba3fb
imgur.com/a/9bpGMIz
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

MAGA

christ almighty i had just fucking announced

awoo!

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He is going to lose 2020.

Awoo

Border crossings by undocumented migrants in March hit 12-year high
nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/border-crossings-undocumented-migrants-march-hit-12-year-high-n992611
>U.S. officials encountered more than 103,000 undocumented immigrants crossing the country's southwest border in March, Homeland Security officials said Tuesday. The DHS officials said that Customs and Border Protection is holding more than 13,000 immigrants, and that Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which holds immigrants long term, is at capacity. As a result, hundreds of migrants families are being released to nonprofit organizations or simply dropped off at bus stations.

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MAGA

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The Guild needs to develop a better baking announcement system.

Daily reminder that I'm 245lbs, and bang chicks in the ass for Trumo.

>318

The guild will hear of this.

takes a real genius to bake properly. You'll get there one day.

guess you're not the best at everything

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Trump works to maintain illusions of progress, as his main promises go unfulfilled
latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-claims-progress-for-promises-unfulfilled-20190305-story.html
>Yet the bill included just $1.375 billion to construct new bollard fencing on 55 miles of the U.S.-Mexico border — far short of the $5.7 billion he demanded. So far, the only construction underway has been repairs to existing stretches of wall, built under his predecessors.

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fat fuck

>Push that border all the way to the Panama Canal
how far would one have to go in order to secure mexican land for america? we start wiping out spics in all north america, do we stop once we get to south america?
>ecuador, colombia, venezuela
those aren't quite friendly places or people...

DRUMPFH

ah yes, the midnight purge

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Not an argument. Stop posting the same 8gag hyperbole over and over again

>chicks

>here’s your Luke skywalker bro
Will nerds unironically rise up if this happened?

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A world of information rests in the palm of your hand, and networks for instantaneous communication span the globe. Yet a unified vision of our future has never been built. We compete in technology, culture, and politics. We have deadly weapons that could destroy our planet. Lead us carefully, but boldly, and build a global community that can stand for years to come.

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Reminder that Trump has said that our president is a terrific person

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no my faggot family, for the third time today, called on me to drive someone somewhere
and then it turned out they didn't need it after i had gotten there, but they took ten minutes of me sitting there to actually tell me that

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Things that totally happened edition.

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is this some kind of grand social experiment to see how far that can go?

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Trump ad-libs that he wants legal immigrants in 'the largest numbers ever'
politico.com/story/2019/02/05/trump-state-of-the-union-legal-immigration-1148629
>“Legal immigrants enrich our nation and strengthen our society in countless ways,” the president said. “I want people to come into our country in the largest numbers ever, but they have to come in legally.”

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Not even that fat
Yep, hot chicks, jealous?

L-LEWD
DELET

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That was scary for a moment...

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>chicks

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2

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Anyone have the screencap of him saying the same thing a few years ago?

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well smarty Mcflawless pants, chance to redeem yourself because

I'm not baking the next one, this was a pinch bake

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No

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Do you have a licence for that assault gif?

This user gets it

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Of course, the writing's been on the wall since the midterms, when all the polls proved to be accurate. I hope for your country's sake that the Dem nominee is incompetent and then maybe you can get a good Republican president 4 years later.

>I’m a real Republican
>We need more people like McCain, or Nancy Pelosi

Was that case thrown out of court? I hope so.

I swear to Jesus Christ I saw this exact episode of Tucker last night. Do they show the previous night's episode on the second time?

i've got it, obviously

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Tucker is off til thursday.

Let Argie and Brazil fight it out over South America and deal with that another day. Control of the canal would allow Trump to really swing his dick around on trade deals

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A lot of blackpillers tonight.

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I'D LIKE A HEAVILY ARMED TOMBOY GF PLEASE DONALD

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geekwire.com/2019/trump-administration-starts-cracking-h-1b-visa-approvals-work-permits-spouses/
>Trump administration starts cracking down on H-1B visa approvals and work permits for spouses
washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/trump-keeps-promise-to-cut-refugees-down-73-since-obama-lowest-in-4-decades
>Trump keeps promise to cut refugees, down 73 percent since Obama, lowest in 4 decades
news.yahoo.com/migrant-camps-overflow-mexico-cracks-down-trump-threats-172031007.html
>Migrant camps overflow as Mexico cracks down after Trump threats
eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/04/23/countries-targeted-trump-crackdown-visa-overstays-mostly-african-asian/3549749002/
>President Donald Trump's sign order to crack down on visa overstays, will target mostly African and Asian nations.

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Do you though?
Do you really?

nah you're alright, m8
You normally do a good job.

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fuck them

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CHER BACKS TRUMP AGAIN

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I think Moto Moto likes you

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It will be Democrat controlled House and White House, and Republican Senate (again)

>Migrant camps overflow as Mexico cracks down after Trump threats
Ahhhhhhhh

what is it?
Something something kirby is ridiculously OP or some shit?
What is the /v/ meme?

>Cher gets redpilled

best timeline ever

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family is fully gone tomorrow and everything will be back to normal

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The Darien Gap plus the Panama Canal plus the US Coast Guard are more than sufficient. Hell, Colombia is already a semi NATO ally so we can deploy troops there without annexing them.

Immigration under Trump: A Review of Policy Shifts in the Year Since the Election

Among its major actions on immigration during 2017, the administration:

Banned nationals of eight countries, most majority-Muslim, from entering the United States.
Reduced refugee admissions to the lowest level since the resettlement program was created in 1980.
Reversed the decline in arrests of unauthorized immigrants in the U.S. interior that had occurred during the last two years of the Obama administration.
Cancelled the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which is currently providing work authorization and temporary relief from deportation to approximately 690,000 unauthorized immigrants brought to the United States as children.
Ended the designation of Temporary Protected Status for nationals of Haiti, Nicaragua and Sudan, and signaled that Hondurans and possibly Salvadorans may also lose their work authorization and protection from removal in 2018.

migrationpolicy.org/research/immigration-under-trump-review-policy-shifts

is the future of our country riding on Roberts?

also I hope Trump tweets something about those armed cartel thugs smuggling pregnant goblinas over the border- not cool!

Samefag

cease this braphoggery
C E A S E

But Ann cultor said Trump is doing nothing

>implying there aren't already troops in Colombia
I mean they glow but they're still listed on DoD payrolls somewhere

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Your webms are over the line

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Trump was dog whistling with a tuba all day about locking their bosses up, so it's to be expected.

TIME FOR THE FED TO WORK THEIR MAGIC

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Awoo hours, feel cute might shop at Publix later!

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H O N K
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apnews.com/4fee9cc2440b4f6a852d190ae30ba3fb
>Migrants fearful after hundreds arrested in Mexico raid

KEEP IT UP

and I don't get it.
Roasties say that they pussies look like a blown out tire/big wad of chewing gum, just because?

One moment it looks like that webm and then next it's just a big sloppy mess?

hol' up there.
[spoiler]I want to go too.[/spoiler]

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>tfw no publix

democrat party supporting their voters

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>normally
he's fucked up twice in one week (iirc), there's a threshold before you start to do a shitty job

meanwhile in Chinur, pension funds exploding. They will have to bend the knee soon

Expect Kim to start launching rockets like he always does when China has bad news

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IMAGINE THE SMELL

It's fake, take your meds

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And consider that México signed that shit migration pact

Jow Forums has been saying this for years, once people opened the door for trannies, pedos were the logical next step.

If a 3 year old can decide to chop their dick off they can have a relationship with a pedo

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>I came here when he was president

A foreigner thinks based amnesty reagan was great but voted against Trump, how unsurprising.

my favorite baking shift was the Kavanaugh hearing
my god it was 8 hours of amazing and I had the honor of baking throughout it all. God what a day that was.

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>saw some hot chicks the other day
>want a gf
>realize I will probably die alone because I don't enjoy socializing with the same people more than a few minutes each day

If he’s doing so well, why do you have to keep being his apologist?

Goodnight friends

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who or what are you talking about?

Here's one from April, although he must have made "this" one up

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>I don't enjoy socializing with the same people more than a few minutes each day
is there a condition for this? i think this is me. socializing is exhausting

goodnight

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Nice numerals.

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Let's all rejoice in the fact that the jew is going to receive 10 fold what the jew has given to us.
That is an immutable law of the Universe that no amount of pilpul can circumvent!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS TPUSA SMOKING???

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Hitler was a zoophile

So what's happening anyway? Jobs numbers unexpectedly up? News of a China deal on the way? What's going on?

Or is infrastructure?

>stocks for college retard boomers go up so they will love Trump
>infrastructure and trade deals get passed to bring back da jerbs so rural retards and urban niggers will love Trump

All things go well.

>accidentally tune into some shit news station instead of my altrock
>"Hillary clinton has said she supports looking into impeachment if Drumpf is bad and orange"

Accelerationists are retards, we are in the acceleration timeline right now.

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she’s unironically correct, but she doesn’t know it