PLEASE HELP FAST

PLEASE HELP FAST

I am an unemployed 25 yo neet with a secret scat fetish. recently I managed to save up a few bucks to realize one of my dreams and get to play with a girls poop. I purchased rachelles poop from her website: loverachelle2.com/shop/shippables/buy-my-poop/ (dont go in if your stomach is weak)

everything was great and I was excited to get it but according to the tracker on my phone the package is going to arrive tomorrow and I plan to be out all day in a job interview. only my mother will be home to receive it. I am now paranoid about there being any indicators on the package as to what it might be, any smells at all, or that she decides to open it out of curiosity. if she were to open it and find poop inside I would literally kill myself, my life would be ruined. this is also the only job interview Ive gotten in months. please fucking help me

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Why is it an issue? Just play it off as a prank

Castrate yourself, degenerate.

Just eat the poopoo

Hahahahahaha. Fucking best laugh I have had in a while, thanks user.

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I hope there’s a big ass print logo on the side of the box, and your mom flushes it down the toilet and calls you a “poovert”.

Love Rachelle isn’t worth it. Poo Alexa used to be okay until she got preggo and fat. The tumblr panty poppers are the best

Secretlover3 has a nice body but I’m sure she’s batshit insane

Haha what the fuck??

brush it off, tell your mom someone sent poop to your house with your name on it as a prank
also bro wtf lol

This can’t be real

Hahahaha what the fuck man your moms going to open that up and be all what the fuck my son's a disappointment. Listen man just go to your interview, come home, a job is ultimately what you need right now and it's more important than potentially saving yourself from embarrassment. Listen usually fetish related shipments are discreet about what's inside, so don't spend your day worrying whether or not she's going to know and go get a job. Then you buy all the muffins you want lmfao

Oh my god, this just made my day. Thank you. Good luck stocking shelves.

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>No job
>Spends money on shit that's not even remotely necessary

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he literally has no way of generating income, think about it, he spent what little money he had so he could play with a girl's poop and karma is about to bite him in the ass

HAHAHAHA

WHAT IF SHE EATS ONE?

>Oh, user bought muffins I guess I'll try one-
>[projectile vomits all over the kitchen]

I guess you could say that his life has gone to shit.

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I had to check her out and this girl is like a 9/10 it freaking disturbs me how vile someone this attractive and intelligent can be.

If you don't want shit, don't invite shit into your life.

This is even worse than pic related

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She’s cute but obviously Jewish and corrupt mentally

You need god in your life user. You're only a neet and in this shameful situation of being found out as a degenerate because you lack the virtue of god. I'll be praying for you as I pray for all of you degenerates.

user I know you’re an idiot but it says in the description that it comes completely discreet packaging and vacuum sealed.

I think you’ll be fine you disgusting pervert.

thanks for the replies everything turned out alright she didnt open the package. I am very satisfied with my purchase

to all the people who have prejudices against kink I can only say Im sorry for you

i love you op. degeneracy is beautiful

retard

Are you ok user

yes it was very delicious chocolate. I can write review if you want. the only problem is I cant store the rest in the fridge

I have a poo fetish but not that way. For me it has to come directly from source.

How do you even know that it's even Rachelle's? It could be one of her team of 65 year old 'Poo men'

well just by the taste alone I am sure of it. but she was also kind enough to send along a video of the making of process. I bought from rachelle because she is very trusted and everyone who buys her chocolate leaves very positive reviews

Find better hobbies

ITT: the free market

Post the video lol x

this post made me laugh from how abhorrent it is hahahahah

I would do it for solidarity but I do not wanna get banned sadly but if you are interested I recommend it the only problem is waiting

How long did it take

Kys degenerate

a little over two weeks for me. reading some of the commenters it seems to be the same. I dont mind waiting I rather rachelle take her time to get a some good meals in but if youre like me you get anxious the moment you order and its hard to deal with anticipation

This fucking thread got me dying

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