I am an unemployed 25 yo neet with a secret scat fetish. recently I managed to save up a few bucks to realize one of my dreams and get to play with a girls poop. I purchased rachelles poop from her website: loverachelle2.com/shop/shippables/buy-my-poop/ (dont go in if your stomach is weak)
everything was great and I was excited to get it but according to the tracker on my phone the package is going to arrive tomorrow and I plan to be out all day in a job interview. only my mother will be home to receive it. I am now paranoid about there being any indicators on the package as to what it might be, any smells at all, or that she decides to open it out of curiosity. if she were to open it and find poop inside I would literally kill myself, my life would be ruined. this is also the only job interview Ive gotten in months. please fucking help me
I hope there’s a big ass print logo on the side of the box, and your mom flushes it down the toilet and calls you a “poovert”.
James Garcia
Love Rachelle isn’t worth it. Poo Alexa used to be okay until she got preggo and fat. The tumblr panty poppers are the best
Dominic Ramirez
Secretlover3 has a nice body but I’m sure she’s batshit insane
Michael Diaz
Haha what the fuck??
Robert Myers
brush it off, tell your mom someone sent poop to your house with your name on it as a prank also bro wtf lol
Justin Young
This can’t be real
Leo Cooper
Hahahaha what the fuck man your moms going to open that up and be all what the fuck my son's a disappointment. Listen man just go to your interview, come home, a job is ultimately what you need right now and it's more important than potentially saving yourself from embarrassment. Listen usually fetish related shipments are discreet about what's inside, so don't spend your day worrying whether or not she's going to know and go get a job. Then you buy all the muffins you want lmfao
Easton Fisher
Oh my god, this just made my day. Thank you. Good luck stocking shelves.
he literally has no way of generating income, think about it, he spent what little money he had so he could play with a girl's poop and karma is about to bite him in the ass
Nolan White
HAHAHAHA
WHAT IF SHE EATS ONE?
>Oh, user bought muffins I guess I'll try one- >[projectile vomits all over the kitchen]
Landon Wilson
I guess you could say that his life has gone to shit.
She’s cute but obviously Jewish and corrupt mentally
Levi Bell
You need god in your life user. You're only a neet and in this shameful situation of being found out as a degenerate because you lack the virtue of god. I'll be praying for you as I pray for all of you degenerates.
Benjamin Morgan
user I know you’re an idiot but it says in the description that it comes completely discreet packaging and vacuum sealed.
I think you’ll be fine you disgusting pervert.
Nathaniel Wood
thanks for the replies everything turned out alright she didnt open the package. I am very satisfied with my purchase
to all the people who have prejudices against kink I can only say Im sorry for you
Bentley Garcia
i love you op. degeneracy is beautiful
Angel Garcia
retard
Joshua Myers
Are you ok user
Colton Miller
yes it was very delicious chocolate. I can write review if you want. the only problem is I cant store the rest in the fridge
Joshua Sullivan
I have a poo fetish but not that way. For me it has to come directly from source.
How do you even know that it's even Rachelle's? It could be one of her team of 65 year old 'Poo men'
William James
well just by the taste alone I am sure of it. but she was also kind enough to send along a video of the making of process. I bought from rachelle because she is very trusted and everyone who buys her chocolate leaves very positive reviews
Kevin Walker
Find better hobbies
Ethan Green
ITT: the free market
John Price
Post the video lol x
Isaac Nguyen
this post made me laugh from how abhorrent it is hahahahah
Colton Foster
I would do it for solidarity but I do not wanna get banned sadly but if you are interested I recommend it the only problem is waiting
David Murphy
How long did it take
Gavin Garcia
Kys degenerate
Kayden Sanchez
a little over two weeks for me. reading some of the commenters it seems to be the same. I dont mind waiting I rather rachelle take her time to get a some good meals in but if youre like me you get anxious the moment you order and its hard to deal with anticipation