How to kill a dog?

If anyone can tell me a cheap effective method for killing a dog I would be so happy.

My family had recently lost our house six months ago. We've been staying at a dingy hotel that accepts pets while trying to look for apartments or houses that accept them, which has so far been none.

I just want to be able to play with my friends on my computer which I haven't been able to use, while my brother has started that he'd rather be homeless with the dog than put it up for adoption or any other means of getting rid of her

I want to make it seem like natural causes and to not cause suspicion, please can anyone help me?

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Talk to your parents about it then instead of being a sociopath.
And don't bring up the fact that you just wanna play fucking video games if you want them to take you seriously.
You and your family's well being is more important than a dog, even if your little brother is heavily attached.

I've tried bringing up the topic off handedly but they either play it off as a joke or ignore it outright. I'm assuming they're afraid of what he'd do if we went along and gave the dog up but I'm not sure.
I'll try talking to them today and seeing what they think about it. Thanks, user.

Material possessions are not worth the life of another being

I know and my question was drastic but this is causing my family slot of money to be staying here and we're barely staying afloat.

If you get caught then you will become the new unaffordable liability.

Have you ever considered that you could just ask a friend to look after the dog until you find a place that accepts him?

Kill yourself, you utter faggot. The doggo did nothing wrong.

I understand that if I were to be found out I'd be fucked but like recommended no-one I know wants to take the dog in or wants anything to do with us.

There are also pet boarding places you can put him in--they're usually used for when people go on vacations, but I'd imagine it would still be cheaper than staying in a hotel.
But your impulse was to kill him. Faggot.

>Wants to kill the family dog so he can play video games
This is why (((gamers))) are not human beings.

Why not just "accidently" release the dog?

I genuinely think the dog would somehow find its way back here putting me in a shot load of trouble and explaining

I get that its an autistic reason but my other family members are also miserable and want to get the fuck out for their own personal reasons

You are beyond autistic you faggot.

following because i had a thread wondering how to do this as well

Try it fucker

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user I think it's for the best that neither of us get an answer. It's fucked beyond belief. Should only be done in a life or death situation.

We live thousands of lives in so many worlds dying constantly killing anything for various reasons
growing and changing then taking flight all in the name of fun we change the world worship me and my others or get out of the way if we meet head on I'll take your head off and take you with me to beyond so you can every choice I make and the ones that make me we'll be brothers in arms more than undead no-lifers eternal we should all cross streams at this urinal

Based schizo poster?

Don't you fucking dare. Show some basic decency, Jesus.

duct tape it's snout so it can't bite, then bind it's legs together with duct tape. Then you just need a couple bricks..

There are ways to get out of owning a pet other than killing it.

Leave it looking stranded and calling the RSPCA or some shit.

Fact is, OP is a degenerate little psycho looking for an excuse to kill, and if it isn't the dog he'll be targeting the younger brother.
This whole "our family is suffering" shtick is a ploy, and act to justify his attitude problem (honestly reminds my of my older brother).

I mean, he's explicitly states that his younger brother loves this dog, and still wants to kill it. I'm fairly certain part of this is knowing it will hurt the younger brother, and possible depending on the younger brothers reaction, make him look bad.

It's the little part of a psychopaths mind that engages in one-up-manship and derives pleasure from other peoples pain, especially knowing they caused it.

OP probably engages in some petty vandalism and pursues girls that he knows his friends are into. Fits the profile, brah.

you could always just slip chocolate into his food

You and your brother are assholes

Guys like that get brutally killed eventually either by crook or cop.

Hook the doggo up to a batter charger

Most become middle managers, but some get caught out doing dodgy shit eventually.

This. Kid's like that end up getting curb stomped if they keep that shit up.

You should curbstomp the dog