Sex logistics and ergonomics?

I have obviously never had sex but if I ever do, I want to be ready by knowing the answers to certain questions.

>1
How long or short are sex sessions typically. I know it probably varies.

>2
I worry about smelling bad during it because I am a relatively sweaty dude and somewhat hairy. I take showers but if I get to sweating then I imagine I might stink a bit. I don't want to ruin someones bed sheets

>3
Just how loud can it be? I live in a apartment complex and I can hear some woman getting railed at least 1 time a week down stairs. I wouldn't say its clear sounding... but I can tell when its happening without trying very hard to listen. I live in a 5 floor apartment building. I live on the 5th floor and I can hear the woman getting slammed on the 4th floor. Its kind of weird to me because I don't really like to know peoples business. Isn't it embarassing to know people can hear you having sex? That would skeeve me out.

>4
We live in the year 2019, so in our day and age, whats generally the progression of relationship to sexual relationship. I have never experienced either so I honestly don't know how fast or how slow things can happen. My friends makes it seem like he goes on one date and the next date he is having sex with the woman which seems fast to me. I definitely believe I would like to get to know the girl. I don't think I have the heart for one night stands which to me makes me sound like a wimp.

>5
Should I tell the woman I have never had a relationship or had sex before? I am not intensely bothered by it but some people really aren't into virgins obviously. So I don't want to waste their time. I am 29 so its probably especially weird.

Any answers would be nice.

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I hear you out on numbers 4 and 5. I wish I could give advice with regards to this but unfortunately, I'm on board your ship too, with a slight twist.

I'm 28 and haven't had sex since I was 16, which was the first and only time I had sex, with my girlfriend from high school but that was different given that we were both virgins ad young so a certain level of awkwardness and fumbling was expected. I always go back to how, as a 16 year old, I was able to do something that I haven't been able to do since.

Anyways, just know that you aren't alone. Thats the best I can offer....

>1
It's a matter of training. Without training most guys get off fast. If you are too used to your hand you may not get off at all... ever. Vary up speed, grip, and textures. Maybe use some Tenga eggs or something.

> 2
Your diet influences your scent. Stinky foods like saurkraut will make you smell. Also, tobacco and alcohol will make you smell. If your partner likes those smells, good. If not, then it's bad. You should stop smoking anyway. It messes up your stamina.

> 3
It's an apartment building. Everyone knows your business to some degree. Also nobody cares for the most part.

> 4
The way I approach it is via conversation. Flirt, talk about sexual topics, see what they think is sexy. If they are comfortable with it, progress from small kissses and hand holding to deeper kisses and body touches. The rest should sort itself out from there. One night stands suck anyway: it's glorified masturbation. Relationships are the way to go. Both of you should be tested for STDs before you ever have sex. Also use condoms.

> 5
Most women don't care. Tell them if you want to. I'm actually into virgins and am slowly teaching one right now using the steps I outlined above. So far so good. Mine is also in his 20's.

Bonus: Get into good shape! You don't need to be a body builder, but being fat is detrimental to sex as it lowers flexibility, stamina, and makes it harder for her to do things like ride you. It's also bad for your health.

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>1
i would say around 10-30 minutes. couples that have been together for a while usually go for short times, 10 minutes or so, just to get off.
>2
You dont begin to stink at the moment you sweat. Just shower before and put a deodorant it's fine. I usually have a perfume on so that helps, especially if it's one that the chick likes.
>3
Depends on you and the girl, and the situation. I somewhat like letting noise out but if Im fucking a girl at home next to my parents room we'll be quiet.
>4
Go on dates and escalate, it's your job as a man. Hold her hand here and there, go for a kiss eventually. One day ask her if she wants to come over and once again you escalate.
>5
If she will ask, answer honestly. But don't just spill it on her, most of the time it'll make the girl uncomfortable I think.

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COMMON SENSE.

>1
Anywhere between 10 minutes to 3 hours. Ive experience both and everything in between. The longer ones like the 3 hrs arent as fun and get chafe a bit.

>2
Its okay. Everyone sweats and smells a lil bit. She wont mind as long as you shower daily. She will probably smell a little bit down there too so she wont say anything about you. Vaginas dont smell like flowers and sunshine.

>3
When youre in the moment, you wont care if someone hears you. But the volume depends on many factors like how loud your partner moans or how much force you put into your thrusts or where you have sex. Beds and couches are noisy. Carpeted rooms are quieter. Kitchen counters arents as noisy since they dont move.

>4
Thats okay, everyone has a difference pace. Personally, i like to date someone for at least 2 months before doing the do. I had a gf who waited for 6 months. Thats ok with me. You may want to wait even longer or even shorter, that ok. I found that the younger i was, the longer the waiting period was. When youre young youre nervous. When youre an adult, you get honest and intimate with others quicker so you can really get to know someone quick enough to have sex with them after 2 months or so.

>5
Honestly, people dont really care about virginity. You never have to mention it. Once you get to the age you and me are at, people stop caring about the concept of virginity. Just say its your first time and that youre a bit nervous. Keywords being that youre nervous so that your partner can help you relax.

>1
Varies significantly. Sometimes you just want to get off quickly and it'll be over in minutes. Other times you want a lengthy love making session with pauses in between. But usually, a proper sex session which leaves both you and your partner fulfilled should last some 20-30 minutes including foreplay.

>2
Keep your hair trimmed short. You don't need to shave, but if you're a hairy guy you should keep your armpits and chest trimmed to a reasonable length for hygienic purposes. As for smell, if you maintain proper hygiene it won't be an issue. A subtle sweat scent can actually be quite sexy if you're attracted to someone because of the whole phermones thing.

>3
Most girls aren't that noisy. Just heavy breathing and light moaning. Also make sure your bed doesn't make too much noise.

>4
Sex is the result of physical escalation. If you physically escalate early on in the relationship, you'll likely have sex very quickly. If you're more conservative sexually speaking and you hold out longer, it'll take longer before you're fucking.

>5
I wouldn't tell them unless you've already been dating for a whole. DONT tell a chick you're a 29 y/o virgin at the first date to 'get it out of the way' or something like that. It'll be creepy. But after a while, it will come up naturally and yes i think you should be honest about it at that point.

>1
half an hour. 10-20mins of foreplay (playfighting, kissing, petting, caressing, oral etc) 10-20 mins of penis in vagina. You don't just pack your thinga after you're done, you can continue kissing, cuddling, massaging or whatever, then get back to business when you're ready

>2
Shower together then beforehand

>3
You're a man in his twenties, you're supposed to fuck. When people hear you fuck a chick they won't think ill of you

>4
Kiss her somewhere on the 1-3. date. The date after that you tell her you'll cook something nice for her friday (or any day) evening at your place. That's code for cooking together and having sex afterwards. Continue meeting up and getting to know each other mentally and physically. After a few months ask her

>5
They don't give a damn as long as you make them feel good

Hey user.
>1
I had 7 minutes couch quickies in commercial breaks while watching sports and spent 2 hours fucking pretty much straight.
It varies.

>2
It doesn't matter much to be honest. I'm sure everyone smells kinda bad after sweating and if you're not sweating at least a bit you're having sub-par sex.
Make sure you keep yourself clean and use a deodorant.
Bed sheets get washed.

>3
Really depends. It can be really loud or not, as sex can be anything from slowly sliding in and out of you in missionary to BDSM graphic sex session that makes you feel bad inside afterwards.

>4
I never had a ONS either, many of us never did.
I had sex with my current boyfriend after 5 months, and with my ex after a year and half.

>6
I think it's helpful, but just do what you feel comfortable with.

1. Depends on you but I'd say average is 15-20 minutes per round. How many times you fuck is up to you really.

2. No worries. She won't care during sex.

3. Depends on her really. Some girls like to scream, some like to breathe heavily.

4. There really isn't a good answer to this one.

5. Definitely NOT. Never tell her you're a virgin. Lie that you've had sex at least a few times, but not too many times. If she asks for specifics then just make shit up. Time to use all that porn knowledge you have.

>5-30 minutes
>If shes attracted to you, you smell good to her, also you're too focused on the sensation to notice smells or other non sex related sensing
>For me it's mostly quiet, sometimes what hes doing makes me pretty loud, anyone outside the window or in the house would hear at least
>We waited two years, hes my first, were soon to be married, cant really help you here since this is atypical
>If you can't talk about that with her don't risk making a baby with her

also wanted to ask about condoms. Are condoms actually shitty too? A friend was telling me that if you jacked off a lot over your life time, condoms may as well be like putting a paper bag around your dick. You won't feel anything. This scares me because I have jacked off a lot but not death grip. I imagine I won't be able to feel anything with a condom.

Condoms suck, are expensive and the time at which you put them on is the worst possible time to have to fiddle with something covered in lube. I have never been able to stay hard in a condom. Most girls think men are just being dramatic and selfish when they say they have condoms, but the reality is they ruin the moment in such a precise way as to make us feel frustrated and emasculated at the same time.

>Are condoms actually shitty too?
My ex never had any issue with condoms, my current boyfriend doesn't feel anything. My current boyfriend has a death grip and used to fap A LOT tho.

I honestly don't think that you're "dramatic and selfish" if you don't want to use one, just if you act like a 6 year old who doesn't understand the risks of sex.
Not all women want to/can be on BC and you shouldn't have sex without condom outside of a monogamous relationship anyway.
If you're fucking a random or your SO isn't on BC, then suck it up and wear one.

Sweaty dude here — don’t worry about it or have a towel around just in case. The only time it becomes a problem is if you get sweat in her eyes. Otherwise I’ve found that they think it’s hot and raunchy, in a good way.

Is your friend circumcised? They're worse but not nearly as bad as the memes
However if almost all your sensitivity is already gone I can imagine condoms being terribad, going from what you have to near nothing because you were working with only so much feeling to start

I am not circumcised myself. I do try to be mindful of how much I am masturbating though.

When it comes to penis size, I imagine I am below average also. Granted, porn dicks I know are obviously selected because they are larger but I am bothered because I feel that my penis is smaller in relation to the proportion of my body. Also, I worry about having to buy the "snug fit condoms" AKA small dick condoms which is fucking brutal.

>1
Definitely varies. I've had quickies that are maybe all of 10 minutes, and I've had marathons that are like 2 or more hours with breaks in between. I'd say if it's your first time with a girl, aim for around half an hour, including foreplay. Eat pussy and it will round out the time if you cum quick.

>2
As long as you have a shower before the date or before fucking you should be good. Some ladies enjoy a man's natural scent, it contains pheromones which can turn them on further. Plus, you're bound to get a little sweaty during the act, that's natural. Have her turn on a fan or something.

>3
Some women are loud and some are not, regardless of how good it feels to her. Don't worry about other people hearing you, it's none of their business. As long as you're both enjoying yourselves.

>4
Again, depends on the lady, but in recent years I've noticed women are a lot easier to lay even on the first date. The decision to fuck early is on you, as most women do not initiate the first time around. You wanna wait til date numero 5? Totally fine, but note some girls might take this as a sign you're not really into them and they might move on.

>5
Don't outright say it before sex, but if you do something a little awkward or are like, is it in yet? Where's the hole? Maybe casually mention it. At the very least you can say it's been a while since you've fucked. Some girls find it cute, some are turned off, most don't give a shit as long as your cock is hard and her pussy is wet.

Nah I’ll just find one of the 90% of women who take bc. Like no offense but sex with a condom is genuinely not worth my time.

what are some realistic sex positions? missionary, doggy style and spoon come to mind. what else? and how often should we switch positions? is the woman on top really that rare?

I heard you can get throat cancer from eating pussy. Not saying that I won't but that was always something scary I found out when I was younger. I remember stumbling across this weird article that had some famous dude basically saying that "Yeah, I got throat cancer from eating my wife out." I don't think its true I guess but it scarred me when I was like 12.

>If you're fucking a random or your SO isn't on BC, then suck it up and wear one.
"Just suck it up" is exactly what I'm talking about - you assume we can and are just being babies about it and just need to get over it. We know the risks of sex, just for me sex with a condom on is worse than not having sex at all.

Most men can have sex with a condom. Yet many will still complain.
If you can't and there aren't other options, leave the relationship or don't have sex.

>for me sex with a condom on is worse than not having sex at all
In what way? I’m curious because as a guy I’ve never had a problem with condoms.

>1
Depending on if you count foreplay and cuddling afterward, a few minutes to an hour. My record time is 3 minutes when my boyfriend had to leave for class. But usually it's more like 15-30 minutes.

>2
My partner gets pretty sweaty during sex but the bed doesn't end up stinking. He doesn't have much BO to start with though. We just wash the sheets every once in a while. What more obviously dirties the sheets is vaginal fluid, but it doesn't smell, you can just see it if some happens to get on the sheet (if the sheet is dark).

>3
As quiet or loud as you want it to be. I can be silent if there are people around, or I can be louder if we're more alone. Different beds make different amounts of noise, which is harder to control, but you can usually work out a position that doesn't make the mattress creak if you need to.

>4
I was a virgin (20 y/o if it matters) when I started dating my boyfriend. We had sex after a month, and I feel like we got close very quickly. That's the point where I was comfortable beginning to have sex, but I could have waited longer. Never used a dating app but from what I've observed, they tend to lead toward quicker sex. You're not a wimp for not wanting one night stands, I think most people who aren't party of that culture find them unappealing.

>5
YES. She'll want to make sure you have a good first experience. And if it's clear you don't really know what you're doing, it'll just look weird if she doesn't know. I don't think it's nice to keep that from someone who is potentially a long-term partner. By the time you're having sex, you should be comfortable enough with her to tell her you're a virgin. And if she doesn't want to date you for that reason, she probably wasn't a good fit anyway.

DO NOT USE PORN KNOWLEDGE. Porn is not a realistic depiction of sex. As a woman, porn sex looks really fucking uncomfortable. Start gentle and follow her lead. Don't slap her or start rough or anything. PORN IS NOT REAL SEX.

>1 Sex session length
Usually 10-40 minutes for me. We like to stretch out our foreplay (the bjs and the fingering). The actually PiV part can be as short as a couple minutes or 10+ minutes, I think. I usually lose track of time.

>2 Anxiety about smells and ruining sheets
I love my boyfriend's sex sweat smell. It's interesting, it's a different smell than normal exercise sweat. I've stolen shirts he had sex in and shirts he worked out in, and the former will instantly turn me on.
Sheets aren't ruined by sweat and fluids, they wash, and it's usually not that messy anyway. If sweat ruined my sheets, then my occasional night sweats would be so expensive, having to buy a whole new set every time...

>3 How loud
This depends on where we're having sex. I'm the noisiest party of us two, so I try to tailor it to the situation. Not only is it about how thin the walls are, it's also how the floorplans are laid out. I've been lucky with apartments where our bedroom didn't share our wall with another apartment, and the walls we did share were just kitchens and livingrooms. With the wall banging problem, we pull the bed out from the wall so that it has room to move without hitting anything. We've also worked being quiet into the fun when we had to be quiet (when we had roommates), like him holding a hand over my mouth.

>4 Time progression into sex
I generally wait 1-3 months before sex. Things went a little faster with my current boyfriend, though we also were spending considerably more time with each other. We were working on a project with some mutual friends and were spending 14 hours a day together for full weekends. I got to know him first week, we started dating second week, we had sex third week.

>5 Telling re:virginity
I don't think it's necessary to bring it up, but certainly don't lie. When women are concerned about virgins, it's more about the possibility of them being obsessive and desperate. If you're nonchalant and avoid pressuring her, it should be fine.

As long as you don't fuck around, it's fine. If you're not in a committed relationship, don't fuck without a condom.

women don't lead sex...

Oh I also wanted to mention that the before-foreplay foreplay isn't often talked about. Before we even get to the bjs and fingering there's a lot of just running our fingers over each other's bodies, kissing shoulders, etc. Sometimes my bf will drive me crazy by just brushing his fingertips all over my thighs and ass, sweeping up close to my labia, but not actually fingering me yet. I kinda love it lol. That anticipatory part of sex is underrated.

The pill made me suicidal and it had some bad side effects on my body. Hormones are nothing to mess with. My boyfriend's fine with condoms. I suspect you're using bad brands, or care about that little bit of extra pleasure more than her health.

Those ones and cowgirl are pretty much what you'll be doing. My boyfriend and I do it standing up occasionally in the shower, with me bending over. There are lots of weird ones you can find on the internet, but from my experience they're usually awkward and don't feel as good. Sitting up face-to-face is really intimate, but you can't move much. There is no "how often" to switch positions. Just switch if you're not comfortable in the current position or you want to do something else. And woman on top isn't rare, I'm on top for at least some of the time most of the time I have sex. It feels good for both of us. That's usually with both of us thrusting, not just me.

That is stupid as hell. Plenty of people eat out women without getting throat cancer. That guy was just grasping at straws. Probably he drank his coffee too hot.

Never at all? We don't ever initiate, or let him know when we're wet enough, or put the condom on, or ask for a certain position, or do the movement while he lies still? I did all of those things this morning. Sorry you've never had an engaging partner.

yeah you're not the norm, sweetie
specially saying "follow her lead"

If he tells her he's a virgin, you really think she's going to just lie there and let him figure everything out by himself? With no direction whatsoever? You're only setting yourself up for disappointment by not expecting your female partners to do anything.

I'm not your sweetie, fuck off.

he's not saying he's a virgin so what the fuck are you talking about? there will be no lead, honey

She's arguing that he should.
Are you really this stupid dude?

she replied to a post saying he shouldn't...
almost every post itt suggests he shouldn't
are you really this stupid dude?

there is nothing that kills the mood more than going soft inside a girl
if you've been with the girl for a while, obviously it's not that big of a deal and is bound to happen, but if it's a first night together or one night stand it ruins the whole event
it can even ruin the relationship if the girl thinks it has something to do with them and not the condom

I was considering possibly having to fake orgasms if I can't ejaculate the first time through. I doubt I would have to but honestly if I have sex and don't cum, I don't think I would be pissed. I imagine the female might be upset if I don't cum though. Even though I am okay with having sex and not cumming I guess.

Man, that's such a dumb catch-22. I hope they figure out this male birth control shit fast.