My gf is being a baby because I called her someone elses name during sex

Yup that happened last nite and she's still being a big fucken baby about it. Get over it already! It was an accident and I didnt really mean it.

This is what happened, she knew I was out giving my friend Sam a ride home. I wont lie I've fantasized about Sam many times but I never fucked her or even made any moves on her. I had also been drinking a bit so I was horny and my imagination was running wild.

So I dropped her off at home said gnite and drove back home with evil thoughts on my mind. Later on my gf was on top riding me real good and hard just the way I'd imagined Sam would and I accidentally blurted out FUCK ME SAM!

My gf was like WTF?! but she still rode for like 20 more seconds then got off and being all pissy. I apologized and said it was an accident I didnt really mean it. She doesnt even think I cheated or anything she's just being a baby because I called her the wrong name. That's why she's mad. Oops my bad it happens.

And to make it even worse she was texting my friend Sam about it today so now she knows, just fucken great.

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Go get her some flowers/chocolates and apologize. Try to not hang out with Sam for a little bit. Gf will get over it in a week.

>buying flowers
do heteros actually do this? what the fuck is wrong with some heterosexual women?

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You fucked up, and convincing yourself "it's just her being a baby" won't help.

I guess she's mad because she thinks I was fantasizing about another woman while she was on top fucking me. I guess that happened I was a bit drunk so I couldn't really control it honestly. First time this has ever happened to me but I'd bet it happens all the time.

This.

It’s a pretty serious fuck up. I would make it up to her. No gifts, cause every time she’ll be reminded of what you did when she sees the gift. I recommend a nice night out.

Man you fucked up.
Do everything you can to make amends and make sure she knows ITS JUST a GUY THING and you would NEVER do anything

Apologize profusely for what you did, swear to never do it again, and then DONT DO IT AGAIN

Lmao this has to he bait

Don't even be in the same room as Sam for the next 4to 6 months

Oh and I just remembered I ate a handful of shrooms at friend's house right before I left to go get Sam and take her home. So I was in a fantasy world state of mind by the time I got home. It was really just a big fuck up on my part. Everybody is gonna have fantasies, nobody can control what your mind conceives.

Definitely shouldn'tve ate those shrooms but there was a whole big jar of them sitting right there on the table for the taking.

Don't go out of your way to give your female friends rides. Why? Because you're gonna imagine them intimately and fuck up your relationship.

>fantasized about her while in relationship
>derr didn't cheat!
>get alone with her
>to get aroused and continue fantasy
This is why women [should] stop putting out, and many of you don't get girlfriends. We're not all stupid. Boys are incapable of being faithful.
Like why am I going to go to the beach feeling good and my boyfriend who claims to be monogamous with me is next to me thinking about what every hot girl there could do with his erection? Or I introduce my best friends to him and the friendliest one he thinks about when masturbating as if she wants to give him an orgasm? Absolutely pathetic. Die, all of you.

You can you fucktwat. Stop thinking of anyone but your partner sexually or let her go.

Been there before OP. It’s not actually that bad you’re a guy you just like fucking. Gf guaranteed hella mad. If she cares about you and if you are honest about ur mistake aka apologize and try not to do it again, she will get over it hopefully sooner than later

> My gf is being a baby because I called her someone elses name during sex
tell her it was a joke

Assuming this isn't bait, if she's a typical female, purely apologizing will do jack shit, you need to do something to make her forgive and/or forget the situation.
Go out on a date or 3, walk on eggshells for a while.
I'd recommend just letting the issue lie in general and never bring it up, just let it fade into the sands of time.
Or you know, dump her and go fuck Sam.

I'd dump you.

He needs to break all contact with this Sam if he ever wants forgiveness and then make up to his girlfriend by apologizing and regaining her trust. If your gf would be screaming one of her male friends name during sex you wouldn't take it so lightly.

Good thing he's not a fag like you then.

This

That’s a cool pic user
He’s a real cool dude
You know who else was a cool dude?
Jesus

Deal with it bitch. My gf's best friend has a huge rack and I dislike the fuck outta her, but you better believe I've gotten off thinking about those titties around my dick. You can either die alone you miserable bitch, or you can accept the fact that your bf is a person too and will/can get off on other women, so either keep your own shit tight and in shape or watch your bf oggle some other bitch because even though you're dating him, hes probably tired of watching you eat and be a fucking slob because you think no personal work needs to be done due to security.

How am I doing? Am I in the ballpark yet?

Nah I'm the most attractive girl in my friend group, but even so little boys like you could be dating a damn unicorn and you'd still jack off to other women. I don't need him and would rather be alone than deal with a cheating asshole, while I can get an orgasm whenever I want. You're right about me needing to dump him. You're just too lazy to be monogamous and emotionally stunted, probably from porn and a bad dad, like all the other worthless perverts and pedophiles here.

>Just guy thing
Your gender does not excuse cheating. Stop fantasizing about other women while in a relationship if you want it to work.

is this the same person posting?