GIOYC - Get It Off Your Chest

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This is the most fun board to shitpost. Thank you all, goodnight.

laying on my bed, thinking about u rn. so tired but i cannot close my eyes to rest.


fuuuuucCKKKKK

I'm I gonna get in shit now?

Does this typing sound gay or straight?

You sound like a bisexual faggot.

I'm a pretty hard women hating incel. I used to make women hate threads on r9k constantly. I'm relatively vocal about my distaste for women irl. I've never had a gf. I have this fantasy that a woman will come into my life and she for some reason wants to prove to me that she is different and strives to prove that she can love me despite my bitterness and hate. I realize it's pretty pathetic.

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That's won't happen. You'll end up admitting you like dick instead.

Gaygaygaygaygaygaygay

Wait I fucked up.
Previous thread here:

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I'm going to sleep, I love you.

We already had a thread that wasn't even close to bump limit you are cluttering the board asshole

LOL

You have played your self and set her up to assure she fails. And a mature woman will recognize and respect your claims at face value. They won't try to change you- and it is not her responsibility either.

P.S. Great bait!

The other thread wasted 57 confused posts and should be sageing because it was not properly made.

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There was literally nothing wrong with it. It had GIOYC in the OP, that is all that matters. What people post in it doesn't matter.

I also didn't realize it existed until a while after I made this thread. Either way, the other thread is invalid cuz how was I supposed to know really? I have a system that involves looking for the words "get it off your chest" specifically so...
Look, I mean... at least like... s-shut up...

GIB ASIAN BF NAO
I WANT
I WANT
GIB. CUTE. TALL. MONEYED. ASIAN. BF.

>Either way, the other thread is invalid cuz how was I supposed to know really?
Search GIOYC in the search feature. You are a failure.

I just wish i was free

You being incompetent doesn't make the other thread invalid. You just suck and now we have three fucking gioyc threads in the catalog. If you want to correct your mistake delete your thread and let the other one tun its course. My god.

I saw his last message, he edited it to be encouraging and less intimidating, I still feel creeped out by the level of stalking, I didn't feel safe about what I wrote online anymore so I destroyed all my accounts and made them new with another alias

I still cried over that message, and answered him about how much I had loved him, how much it pained me, that I would have kept doing the same mistakes over and over and that it wasn't salvageable

Fuck me, this was just a friendship, why we both feel and act like it's a breakup

I just want to know if any girl in this thread has big boobies. Then I can sleep peacefully.

Yes, go to bed.

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Stop it jerk.

You broke up with me because I scratch and sniff my balls next to your friend. They didn't even see ffs

Idiots like you are going to get these threads banned because you and morons like you have no idea how to use the search function and thus the board is spammed with the exact same thread. USE. THE. SEARCH. FEATURE.

I'm pretty sure R is here fyi.

Who gives a fuck and we have no idea who R even is.

I'm working on it...trust me.

My hardest battle yet.

Raul? Yeah probably. He is probably the J.X fellow judging by the paranoia and mentions of gangstalking. Who the fuck uses that term other than him?

R knows who R is.

You seem to need a good ass fucking.

Raul??

an incredible amount of people on Jow Forums(nel), which is really fucked up if you think about it.

I have never seen someone use it as regularly as Raul. He seems to have embarrassed himself enough to stop posting like he used to. Thank god.

Yeah you got me. Its me, Ryan. How are you doing?

I'm taking a vow of silence until I get what I want.

I doubt you could even imagine it.

Do you know this R irl or are you a loser who is invested into GIOYC drama?

You haven't seen my will yet. Bring it.

I want a meganeko with big milkers.

They probably mean Raul. You don't have to be all that invested to know who he is around here.

Raul or Rachel. I think OP is trying to indicate Rach.

I've been very confused about my sexuality for a while now. I've always thought I was attracted to men. When I was growing up I had a lot of male cartoon crushes. But when it comes to real men the attraction does not come easily. I can only think of a handful of guys I felt physically attracted to. I'm close to 30 and so far i'm a kissless virgin. I've had the opportunity, but every time I never felt anything so I turned them down. If i'm being honest, i'm not really bothered by it. But I feel like I should be, I feel like attracting someone i'm interested in is only going to get harder the older I get. I've considered that maybe i'm just into women, but I feel even less attraction towards them. I can't say that i've ever felt the same, heart pounding rush, as I felt for certain men. As rare as those feelings may be. I still want someone to cuddle and kiss, but I also want someone i'm genuinely interested in.

You're a fraud.

I would welcome racheal over raul at least. Raul was probably one of the worst things to ever happen here. Either him or the creep who keeps talking about mutilating women. At least we know the schizo tranny is locked up and cant post here.

When a trip fag posts here they literally can't seem to stop themselves from posting CONSTANTLY, responding to everything, and hyper anxiously. Hard to ignore.

If you think I will betray him, you don't know me at all fuckers.

just stop prick

Personally I have found people learn what you want better from osmosis, rather than verbally communication. I think it's the knowledge transfer on the cellular level that makes osmosis such a reliable method. It removes any ambiguities. I mean, when you flat out say to someone "I want [insert item(s)]", they can interpret it in so many ways. You might end up with a fistful of daisies or something. baka

quit talking about yourself, it's revealing

Not interested thanks tho.

There's a huge spider right next to my front door. He comes out every night and makes a web in the same place. I've grown kind of attached to him.

It's always something I do in person that they imitate anyway while they watch me.

There always seems to be one or two freaks who clutter up the thread with their bs. I wonder if they have a calendar to rotate shifts. By far, my worst is the cousin lover.

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I am not aware of any R tripfags. We have an r namefag recently but they are harmless and don't harass other posters from what I have seen.

if you leave him in peace, he will keep mosquitoes and flies away from you

Oh god don't remind me of cousin fucket

Raul was tripping for a little while.

Was he? Shit why didn't he keep it its much easier to filter tripfags.

Look...

If you want to understand this you are going to have to drop your egotistical shit and work harder than you've worked. I'm not going to lie, it's hell. Worse than anything imaginable but the rewards are fucking amazing. Red or blue pill, right?

You're also correct, most of the younger kids are weak and brainwashed.

I was talking about an R protege

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Aah, yes, the emulation method. Not quite as effective and also requires the foundation to establish your dominance or superiority over the other. One benefit is the two primary drivers of imitation- either through their fear, or their need for acceptance. Gives you some choices on how best to achieve what you want. However, there is a great risk of your role being replaced in their life if/when someone new establishes their dominance or superiority. Requires routine maintenance to ensure your wants are met.

Sign me the fuck up

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Maybe. I don't post like I used to though. I am all larped out. Heh

Sometimes I like them. It really depends on how funny they can be. Some of them even seem like cool people.

You're going to to be better than me but you have to drop the ego, asshole.

What's a cousin lover?

He comes around certain times of the year to spam the threads with how much he want to fuck his cousin.

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Raul was always trippin if you know what I mean ZING

I'm writing two songs about aliens right now. AMA

His cousins are underage btw. Guy is a total scum bucket.

I have no idea how to reprogram my brain after being single for like 5 years into thinking I'm not a worthless piece of garbage.

Write and repeat affirmations daily, talk to people, new people just in general, listen to music that makes you feel good and alive, watch YouTube videos about healthy relationships, talk with a counselor

As someone who missed on Raul drama, what’s wrong with him?

Ok.

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There is no explaining. Just go into the archives and look at some older threads. You will see.

I had a dream last night. For some reason, we decided to hang out just the two of us. My husband wasn't too happy about it but he allowed it because he trusted me. But I remember he looked at me like "you two do anything and I will kill you" kind of look. We just talked, we didn't try to get intimate. We did embrace each other one time for a long time, but it wasn't in a romantic sense. I hugged you like you were my friend and I was never going to see you again. I cried, but I was happy to get some closure, whatever closure we could have at least. You looked at me after that hug, and I knew you wanted to kiss me, to take me, so badly. It was a dream so I was omniscient. It made me really sad and I had to tell you goodbye and go back to him. After that I gave birth to my husbands children and never saw you again. It was a very bittersweet dream, I think its going to kinda haunt me because it felt so damn real.

R protege? Can you elaborate what you mean?

How do I make my shit flush if it's hard as bricks? It's been three days now and there's so much the lid won't shut. Gonna have to shit again soon

Pour a bucket of water into the toilet. The pressure of the water might be enough to push the turds down (more specifically, push the turd far enough for a vacuum to be created using the water since it's the lack of water flow where the turd is that causes a stoppage).
Otherwise, buy some coke and pour it down the bowl and wait a few hours or so and then try flushing.

it's all shit

Stir it up lol

I will kill him and take you for myself you delicious vixen
Come back

Sir there is no room to pour the water, should I take a chisel to it?

There's always room.
Or do the second option I gave you.
I'm not a sir.
Now stop annoying me. I have spicy BBQ fries in the oven.

Out of self-respect, I think I need to bury the dead. Keeping them around with some odd and irrational hope that they might spontaneously reanimate; I'm happy with my optimistic thinking, but also recognize the importance of grounding that.

But the corpses are so familiar to me. I've spent so much time with them! And if I look at them with a distracted enough gaze, it does look like they're looking back at me! Is it really so wrong to take appearance for reality?

No, I don't hold that it's wrong. A little falsity can be healthy. Not this one, though. This denial only retards me.

Haha, flattering but it can't happen. I am already preggers with his dude. I am afraid to go back, I think you and your family would judge the fuck out of me and I would disappoint them. That would hurt so much. You probably won't ever see me again. That dream was my closure it feels like.

I deserve to kill them

I fuckin love you guys. Except for the frogposters. They can go to hell.

I want to kill her and fuck the corpse

Why do the last 5 kg have to be so hard REEEEEEEE

Oh lmao it's not you then. She's not fucking fat with a parasite she's so beautiful it hurts to look at her.

Damn, I don't know why but this post made me feel feels. :(

There are no non-sirs aka women on the internet. Enjoy your fries sir.

Sometimes I feel like I just need a friend