Have been following Jow Forums's advice on how to get a gf for over a month

You can skip straight to sex with prostitutes.

No m8, sorry :(
You've been doing self-improvement, which is great, but it's only half the battle. You can't get a gf without working on social skills too. Just follow the advice ITT and you'll be golden.

How many girls have you had a relationship with after random approaches, retard? How many people do you know who ended up in a relationship that way?
You meet girls through your social circle. You need to have friends who have friends of friends. You need to go to social activities with them. You need to keep up a large number of cordial relationships that lead to frequent contact with people you don't know well. You need to have a good public image, a well curated social media personality, a stable income (unless you're still in school/uni where it doesn't matter as much) and mostly you just need to talk to lots and lots of girls.

>don't have any friends
Time to kill myself.
I'm a penniless virgin nearing 30, it's just a late term abortion at this point.

You don't necessarily have to kill yourself, though it's not like I'm gonna stop you. But think about it this way, you've lived this long without a gf so clearly you have SOME motivations to live? Even if it's something simple like wanting to watch anime or play vidya.

You will likely never get a gf, I will likely never get a gf, but a gf is just a tiny facet of conscious experience.

If you dont ask girls on dates it doesnt fucking matter how much you improve self. You have to ask girls on dates.

Go to dancing lessons and flirt.

>But think about it this way, you've lived this long without a gf so clearly you have SOME motivations to live?
Everything I used to find joy in I don't anymore.
Actually, I don't honestly know if it ever brought me happiness in the first place.

I just want the emptiness to go away.

>DUDE
>JUST GO TO DANCE CLASSES LMAO

Fuck off with this retarded advice.

Well, if you don't have any reason to live then don't. Delusion about the future is not going to make you happy anyway.

>How many girls have you had a relationship with after random approaches, retard?
A bunch of hookups. And I am obviously talking about places like parties and concerts, not just approaching random grills on the street.

>How many people do you know who ended up in a relationship that way?
Two.

Cold approaches only work for men who are at least generally physically attractive because you're relying on the basic level of preemptive physical attraction for a woman to even consider any interaction beyond being charitable to a stranger.

For men who are not attractive, the optimal strategy is to become the top dog in whichever hobby or niche social group they pursue where at least a few women are present.

The secondary strategy is to still be a part of such a social circle but portray qualities that are attractive to women such that you are building post-interaction attraction with women who already know of you through the social circle, but don't know enough about you.

What if I never pursued any hobbies, and an just generally kind of shit at everythingm

If that is true and you're not physically attractive then it's unlikely you'll find anyone, though it's not outside of the realm of the possibilities.

This isn't such a poor situation, quite much depends on what you want and what you are capable of.

Then you don’t deserve to breed. It’s pretty simple really.

Are you for real? If so, what exactly did you expect to happen and how?

Is your dad dead? Mental health problems in the family? Do you gave a job? (This last one is a MUST to be a happy camper as a man on planet Earth)

>washing my hands after every time I take a shit
How the fuck did you never know this

its an obvious troll and everyone responding unironically is retarded

This is the advice Jow Forums gave me, they said if I started looking after myself I'd get a gf.

No
No
Yes

I make a healthy amount of cash and have good career prospects, bad gf prospects though.

I did know it but it's what Jow Forums told me so I've taken it fully to heart now, I even wash my hand after taking a shit even if I'm about to shower.

Well what else is there to do on Jow Forums? Or maybe we should go to another board where every thread is just thinly veiled "stop liking what I don't like"

Bump because this

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This board is full of retards who love bait. Hang yourselves.

Improve self + do activities outside of home and interact with women.

I did 1 and 2 without doing 3. The last id the hardest. But to do 3 you must do 2. Unless u plan on finding some random online.

>Done very minimum things to not be considered a terrifying, nasty slob
>Literally the things everyone who lives in a first-world country and who isn't homeless should instinctively do
>I still do not have a girlfriend

>after you've established that you arent insane or a rapist, ask her out

Femanon here
So fucking nice you mentioned it. There are a lot of shitty guys out there
Women dont usually feel safe around men (strangers)
So thanks for mentioning user

Bruh, I ended up with my bf that way
I made myself available for conversation and he took me up on it
From there its a cakewalk

>dude it's been a WHOLE MONTH

I haven't read the thread but I sure hope people are shitting all over you

It's actually amazing advice if meeting girls is a priority. Tell me one other activity where you literally get to hold numerous women in your arms every time you go.
It's cool, we'll wait

Yeah, like the ones women choose to fuck while ignoring nice guys like me? I hope some crazy guy rapes/kills you, fucking cunt.

>nice guys like me
>I hope some crazy guy rapes/kills you, fucking cunt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER CHANGE INCELS

Keep laughing, babygirl. ;)

I'm hoping that guy was just a troll who was imitating incels.

Nope, I don't identify with incels, I just hate women. ;)

But you're a nice guy tho

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this thread infuriates me.

i don't know if OP is real but to have a gf, you need to actually talk to them.

plus the usual incel bullshit, i'm so fucking tired to hear this. this thread and OP. it's fucking sad

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You say that as if it is a natural thing.
Talking to girls is not that easy once you are on the outside. The incel bullshit is only here because nobody is able to tell us how to talk to girls.

By the quality of your advice, I can tell you're a female

Funny how you just dismiss any pertinent advice because what you really want is convenient excuses to keep being a lazy unsociable cretin.

Tell it to yourself, nobody here is going to sympathize. We could teach you but you clearly ain't interested in learning.

I want to learn, but a 28 year old guy with no friends and a poorly developed idea of how to engage in conversation with other human beings is a weak starting point for the admittedly useful (but tragically incomplete) advice of "talk to them silly".

How do I do that?
If you didn't master sicialisation at a formative age it becomes a matter of emulating others' conversation patterns- and thats an excruciating learning process. Is there not a better way?

anyone else feel like this is so much work to get a gf?
i'd need to change so much of my personality and idek if it's worth it

No. But seeing as you've demonstrated a willingness to learn, look up Dan Bacon on Youtube. Unironically the best practical teacher on talking to women you'll ever find. Don't listen to retards on Jow Forums (myself excluded), especially on this board. They mean well but they're still a bunch of nerds, speaking broadly.

The person you are today thinks it's not worth it, yet here you are. The reproductive instinct is inescapable. Maybe the person you'll become in the future will know if it's worth it, or maybe you'll die wondering. Totally up to you.

I am not unsocialized, I have many friends and is active in a lot of different hobbies so I talk to a lot of people.
Very few of them are girls though.
I have several times been able to start a conversation with a stranger and make the conversation both fun and informative for both of us, but it never goes anywhere.
If I start to talk to a woman I don't know, there is a huge chance she is just passing through and lives far away. Students especially are often here temporarily.
When I finally meet a girl I have good chemistry with, I learn that she is 3 years into a relationship or something.

I have no idea how you are supposed to start a relationship with someone. I spend a lot of time and energy just to be in the same room as a woman. It was so much easier when I was young and half the class was girls. Then you just had to pick the prettiest one and ask her out before the other guys. If that didn't work, you tried with someone else.

But then we got divided up by interested and simply talking to girls is an enormous task. I haven't had sex since the invention of the iPhone, yet I can't ask anyone for help because I will be an outcast.

You need to talk to a girl and get to know her.

i mean the instinct goes way with faps or hookers but you're right

>I made myself available for conversation
What the fuck does that even mean?

nothing. women just sit anywhere and get approached

>I made myself available for conversation and he took me up on it
And you honestly think this would work for a guy? lmao