My gf won't French kiss. Says she hates tongues. She also won't go on ANY rides, roller coasters, the lot. Says she's too afraid.
I want her to do both these things with me, they are my favourite things and its quite honestly a deal breaker for me I feel that passionately towards these two things.
How the fuck do I convince her? She's so fucking stubborn.
You don't, you stupid fucking nigger. She isn't for you, find someone worth your time.
Isaiah Reed
Firstly does she have any impeeding health issues to warrant a genuine fear? Or past trauma? (I know a few people that have been thrown from coasters, or the french kissing stuff could mean past rape trauma)
Elijah Jackson
Who the fuck cares, not his problem. If she doesn't want to do things he genuinely enjoys then that's fine, she can keep on keeping on. However, is it fair for him to put up with her and her problems, whatever they may be?
>I want well she doesn't want so go find another that does.
Liam Anderson
Does she like you eating her out?
Jordan Howard
I mean, OP is posting on here, so she's putting up with that.
Eli Robinson
Yeah
She doesn't know :)
I like her too much, so I would rather find a compromise
Coaster one is apparently cause her dad got injured badly on one and she was next to him as a child and she cried cause he was screaming in pain
No idea why she doesn't like French kissing. Says she tried it once and found it weird. But that annoys me that she wouldn't try it again with me, as if that other person meant more to her.
Cooper Ross
>as if that other person meant more to her. cucked lol
William Butler
>How the fuck do I convince her? It now has become the battle of the will. You need to drop it bud, you can go on the rides alone, and yes porn kisses are disgusting.
Xavier Torres
>She's so fucking stubborn. All bitches are, find someone else that likes those two things you mentioned and stop girlfriending every whore to walk your path.
Hudson Watson
>as if that other person meant more to her.
Other guy was chad, you aren't.
John Davis
Dude she was traumatized. What's wrong with you? It won't be fun for her if you care you'll drop it with the rides. French kiss, have patience and try to work her into it.
Michael Anderson
I'm just saying he should leave her cause she sounds like a lot of fucking baggage that isn't his problem.
Adrian Wright
>Dude she was traumatized
time to find a bitch without excessive baggage me thinks.
Julian Ortiz
lol I'm the chad now baby, which is why I must convince her to do these things with me. I love her genuinely, too much to throw her away because she doesn't do the two best things you can do in life.
French kissing is super romantic and its my favourite thing
lol she's just being a little bitch imo
Benjamin Ross
>lol I'm the chad now baby
No you aren't, loser.
Jeremiah Bell
If you're the Chad then why are you on an advice board?
Lincoln Ward
Chad comes in many forms
Kayden Turner
Clearly you are a lesser Chad variant.
Ian Peterson
If you were Chad she'd feel capable of being brave around you because she trusts your abilities as a male provider. "Chad" would get her to try rides again and French kiss without really trying.
Sebastian Martin
>can't even talk to his girl about this directly >believes he's chad
hate it when summer comes along and all the kids start comin here baka
Adam Green
No wonder she doesn't do stuff with you, you're a loser living in his fantasy delusional world.
John Thompson
such cringe. See you on reddit
Cooper James
Ironic you say that when you don't understand irony. Yeah, guess I'll see you on reddit, faggot.
Joseph Sanchez
never been on reddit and don't understand how you think this is a put down.
Xavier White
break up with her and date me i love a good thrill
Jackson Hill
Are u a gorl
Isaiah Kelly
yes but PSYCH i was just kidding gl w/ your gf haha byebye