My gf won't French kiss. Says she hates tongues

My gf won't French kiss. Says she hates tongues.
She also won't go on ANY rides, roller coasters, the lot. Says she's too afraid.

I want her to do both these things with me, they are my favourite things and its quite honestly a deal breaker for me I feel that passionately towards these two things.

How the fuck do I convince her? She's so fucking stubborn.

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You don't, you stupid fucking nigger. She isn't for you, find someone worth your time.

Firstly does she have any impeeding health issues to warrant a genuine fear? Or past trauma? (I know a few people that have been thrown from coasters, or the french kissing stuff could mean past rape trauma)

Who the fuck cares, not his problem. If she doesn't want to do things he genuinely enjoys then that's fine, she can keep on keeping on. However, is it fair for him to put up with her and her problems, whatever they may be?

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>I want
well she doesn't want so go find another that does.

Does she like you eating her out?

I mean, OP is posting on here, so she's putting up with that.

Yeah

She doesn't know :)

I like her too much, so I would rather find a compromise

Coaster one is apparently cause her dad got injured badly on one and she was next to him as a child and she cried cause he was screaming in pain

No idea why she doesn't like French kissing. Says she tried it once and found it weird.
But that annoys me that she wouldn't try it again with me, as if that other person meant more to her.

>as if that other person meant more to her.
cucked lol

>How the fuck do I convince her?
It now has become the battle of the will.
You need to drop it bud, you can go on the rides alone, and yes porn kisses are disgusting.

>She's so fucking stubborn.
All bitches are, find someone else that likes those two things you mentioned and stop girlfriending every whore to walk your path.

>as if that other person meant more to her.

Other guy was chad, you aren't.

Dude she was traumatized. What's wrong with you? It won't be fun for her if you care you'll drop it with the rides. French kiss, have patience and try to work her into it.

I'm just saying he should leave her cause she sounds like a lot of fucking baggage that isn't his problem.

>Dude she was traumatized

time to find a bitch without excessive baggage me thinks.

lol I'm the chad now baby, which is why I must convince her to do these things with me.
I love her genuinely, too much to throw her away because she doesn't do the two best things you can do in life.

French kissing is super romantic and its my favourite thing

lol she's just being a little bitch imo

>lol I'm the chad now baby

No you aren't, loser.

If you're the Chad then why are you on an advice board?

Chad comes in many forms

Clearly you are a lesser Chad variant.

If you were Chad she'd feel capable of being brave around you because she trusts your abilities as a male provider. "Chad" would get her to try rides again and French kiss without really trying.

>can't even talk to his girl about this directly
>believes he's chad

hate it when summer comes along and all the kids start comin here baka

No wonder she doesn't do stuff with you, you're a loser living in his fantasy delusional world.

such cringe. See you on reddit

Ironic you say that when you don't understand irony. Yeah, guess I'll see you on reddit, faggot.

never been on reddit and don't understand how you think this is a put down.

break up with her and date me
i love a good thrill

Are u a gorl

yes but PSYCH i was just kidding gl w/ your gf haha byebye