Ideal partner?

Honestly one that would let me live without having to work, at least until I fix my mental issues.

Yeah I'm a boy

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The one I have now of course.

Well, in an ideal world...

Personality wise...I love the stereotypical shy, bookworm nerdy type, but with some fire to them. Snarky, sarcastic attitude with a hint of being an edgelord/shitlord when she's joking, not afraid to stand up, and fight when it's called for, but still overall sweet and decently affectionate with a sort of nurturing attitude. Also hardy, and fun-loving, with a TINY bit of an anti-social streak...not enough to where she wouldn't ever want to go out, and do stuff with friends, but enough to where every so often, she'll pass on invites to go out and do things. Patient and understanding, open-minded, and willing to learn anything new that catches her eye. It'd be great if she also loved video games, and was into music as much as I am. Also, it would be a huge bonus if she was kinky, and had at least a few of the same degenerate tastes I have. Additional bonus if she can sing, and/or play musical instruments of any sort.

From a physical standpoint, I'd love it if she was about 5'8 or 5'9 with either Red or Black hair, Green or Blue eyes, soft, plump, kissable lips, and curves like a Chubby/BBW 50's Pin-Up Girl. Wide hips, a big, fat ass with JUST the right amount of jiggle and firmness, a pudgy tummy, and big tits with that natural droopage that I love. I'd also love it if she was just a bit stronger than your average woman, not to the point where she's she-hulk status, but just enough to where if she throws a punch, and you're on the receiving end of it, you'll fucking feel it.

Ethnicity doesn't matter to me, really. I don't care if she's Irish, Japanese, Mexican, Black, Middle Eastern, or anything like that.

That's just a rough draft, or course.

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Intelligent and likes to fuck.

If i was a chick i would fit right in personality wise mah dude. No homo ofc

Hmm, lets see.

Personality wise, somebody clever, who can think on their feet. Someone who can motivate me and i can motivate them in return. Someone i can but heads with but still can at least "agree to disagree".

Looks wise, somebody fit. If not fit somebody willing to lose weight and get into better shape. Other than that maybe long hair, or not. I dont care if they are shorter and taller than i am, nor prettier or uglier.

But most importantly, my ideal partner would be somebody i would care for and they would care for me in return..

Personality:
-Kind to animals, may or may not have a strong dislike for humans in general
-prefers nature and a rural subsistence lifestyle to cities
-redpilled but not insane. At least she would be comfortable with an in-group preference/against mixing
-introverted; publicly shy, but strong personality in private
-fiercely loyal (goes without saying) and expects the same
-waits until marriage (kind of goes with loyalty)
-'dark' streak directed against immorality. The kind of person who might enjoy killing a would-be rapist, for example
-analytical mindset, but deeply held values

I'm not too picky when it comes to looks since everyone gets ugly with age anyway, but has to be white, and not a landwhale.
Still, I have preferences.
-At or slightly below my height (5'10" king manlet)
-light eyes (light brown or green)
-dark brown or black hair, long and straight
-close to my age (21 currently). Up to 3 years below or 2 above right now.

Cute, small, loving and loyal to me, as I would be to her

Bad question to ask. Doubly bad when you want to go into detail. Having an "ideal" partner greatly diminishes your chances of getting one. Whoever ends up being your partner usually is nothing like you imagined them to be like.

+1
My fiancée is so different from the other women I've dated or just casually had sex with, it's hilarious. In many regards she is the opposite of my preferences, but the chemistry really is there and I love her all the same.

Ideal? This is not the same as what i would accept be and happy with, this is my 10/10 dude
Personality;
>Smart
>Goofy funny
>Sarcastic / sarky / sassy
>Pragmatic
>Practical
>Tinkerer / engineer mind
>Into /tg/ in a bad way
>Into vidya and reading and the outdoors
>Open minded about food and experiences
>Sweet / not arrogant
>Likes cuddling
>Good family relationship
>Self motivated, professionally, passionate-wise or domestically
>Independent
>Good with his money
Physical;
>Strongfat (broad, muscular and chubby)
>Body and facial hair yes please, mild manscaping
>Head hair longer than 3 inches, natural
>Rougher hands
>Amazing smile
>Taller than 5'4
>Work tan lines
>Fit enough to pick me up without much effort and keep me there

Cheerful blonde with great compassion, wide hips and moderate breasts.

>using 'manscaping' unironically
into the trash it goes

whenever I type this shit I feel like such a crusty niceguy that unironically claims to be a white knight

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post your ideal, you faggot

Sure, because you definitely hit those requirements to have a relevant opinion

I'm taller than 5'4", does that count?

Not in an ideal mate thread

For women, just check out any lifetime movie where the guy is good looking, has a job, and has manners and will go out of his way for the person he is interested in.

On the other hand, I have no idea what you menfolk want. You don't seem to want an average looking nice girl when bitchy thots are available.

Basically the more attractive a person is the more they seem to demand from their partner/potential partner.

Why are those attributes capitalized as if proper nouns?

That's me. Unfortunately I bet you're a sperg Lord and not a hot Ralph Lauren looking model.

Lol you think you're going to find a chick who is 5'9 law of averages broster

Seething roastie

White tall skinny hot and honest must be blond with coloured eyes

Lol op asked for what women want. Sorry that women speaking the truth angers you.

Oh come on, i am like everything there but 5'3".

I only need an inch..

Maybe you can tell that plebbitor that 'manscaping' is retarded

Congrats user you're 9/10. Like I said, it's ideal, so the idea that there may actually be someone out there who hits all that seems a bit far fetched to me

I mean, with you getting this triggered over a single word, I'm pretty sure you're the redditor bro.

I am 9/10 in somebodies eyes? Awesome!

Now how do i find anons like you?

fuck r*ddit and fuck manscaping

If I'm outside, I'm either in work, with friends or in my lgs. So work or your local, I'd guess.

I also agree, but all I want is the dude to be clearly hairy but not Chewie. Hence mild manscaping. I'm not sure it's reasonable to be this upset at a word

FYI as a woman op the dude you're describing sounds gay.

Then just say 'trimmed', you degenerate

Manscaping is a very out if style and cringey concept. And it's like being metrosexual. When dudes are " unironically" wearing eyeliner and not goth or in a band, life is frightening

Where are you user?

Sure this sounds fun. She'd be a chubby girl who isn't morbidly obese.
She'd prefer to stay indoors but not be terrified by the thought of going outside.
Actually, working together with a girl to get her less afraid of going outside sounds fun, but realistically it probably wouldn't be as fun as I imagine it.
She'd like videogames or at the very least be very experienced using the internet.
She'd be ok with giving me time to be by myself.
She'd enjoy getting in arguments about stuff like politics and philosophy rather than getting genuinely angry.

People who come to my FLGS always have bf s, so that wont work. But thanks for the suggestions anyway user, cheers

natrual redhead, hair color changes often, dark skin with vitiligo stripes, long eyelashes, central heterochomia red yellow green, round short nose, thick neat eyebrows, round but not big forehead, no side burns or baby hairs, round hairline, large teeth especially upper front two, small chin no cleft, plump round lips different make up/ facepaint style/designs daily, smooth skin, attached earlobes small round ears comepletely piereced no gauges, 3 lip rings on each side of bottom lip, huge breasts that bounce heavily when walking, huge ass just as big as breasts that bounce twice as fast, jacked arms shoulders and back, ripped abs all the way down, thighs that are so round the knees look like they bend backwards, strong caves, tiny hands and feet short toes and fingers, color tattoos nothing common no words in any language, dress and hair styles versitle on par with a master of disguise, nudist at home, nipples easy to suck, silver dollar pancake size areola

personality: clever puzzle solver, detective and thief skills, apreciates beauty in all things and ideas, fluid morality, enjoys tripping partying adventuring amusement parks and working, skilled technician with cars, clothes, jewlery, machines and art, master of construction trades, former cirque du souleil performer still capable, very joky in all situations, very experienced sexually, open to new ideas, gets along with everyone, capable leader, master strategist, inventive, determined, energetic, forgiving, loves to teach, not easily hurt emotionally or physically, supernatrual experiences, loves all music and loves dancing

I never expect to meet such a person or anyone close, but even a glance in my dierection would be a memory for life

I mean, if that's how you feel. I've never met a hairy muscular gay man who's got rough hands and t-shirt tan lines, but if I did I'd probably want him.

I'm now choosing to add to my list of personality traits;
>Not triggered by a word
>Too focused on his own life to focus on how others are living their lives

Always? Some guy said the same thing around me a little while ago, but he'd interacted with me for a full six months whilst I was single. When I mentioned this (and another chick being still single), he looked like he'd seen a ghost. Don't assume every girl who comes in with a dude is his girlfriend, is all.

How do accept the fact that I'll never procreate? Never be a woman's first choice? Or any choice for that matter. I see beauty in life which is why I don't go ascetic monk mode but I'm constantly denied a role in life. I truly am an observer and partially understand why. I'm unattractive and understand why but can't bring myself to conform to a society that Hayes me

The ideal pairing is already well known, and available for viewing through BLACKEDRAW & BLACKED. Free sneak peeks are on PornHub!

*hates*
Phoneposting on vacation

you can't accept it because it's not true
given time the things that make you unique will become more common
because life is cyclical and not everyone is on stage at the same time
just devote yourself to your interests so you can teach what you know when the time comes

Somewhat good looking (Is that vain? I am personally average at best). Red hair and freckles are very aesthetic to me, but it's not that important.

As for personality. Smart. Should be smarter than me and interested in science. Optimistic, to balance out my own pessimism. I'm clingy and dependent. A bad person who deserves nothing good. I hate myself. It would be wise of me to say that my ideal partner should be an outgoing person that can will answer with a firm "no" when I'm getting obsessive and keep my neurotic and choleric tendencies in check, who gets me to leave my shell and makes me more extroverted. I don't know. I fear that really deep down I want a person that's just as broken as me. Who would never leave me, just as I would never leave them. Who would tell me what I should do so I don't have to make decisions myself and loves me absolutely and utterly, but hates everyone that isn't me. Would she be my puppet or I hers? I can't really decide which is better. Maybe I'm just a fucked up person who wants nothing more than another fucked up person that I can be fucked up with.

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Interesting, i never thouht they might just be friends i guess. My assumptions might indeed be incorrect.

Now i need to keep an eye open for it i guess. It would be grand if i can find a gf who i could share a hobby with. That would be best in life

It makes me very happy that you'll never her, Jow Forumscel.

I fell asleep last night, so in order of responses...

No homo, broski. I do hope you what you're looking for, though.

LOL, Sperglord. What is this, 4th grade, ya cuck?

Location? California.

honestly i get that, i’ve always been like that. you always know there’s a healthy choice but can’t help going back to wanting someone just as messed up and dependent as you are. someone who needs and wants you all the time, so you dont have to spend another day alone with yourself. either way, no matter who you end up dating, you’ll learn from it and understand what you truly want. whatever that may be.

honestly i get that, i’ve always been like that. you always know there’s a healthy choice but can’t help going back to wanting someone just as messed up and dependent as you are. someone who needs and wants you all the time, so you dont have to spend another day alone with yourself. either way, no matter who you end up dating, you’ll learn from it and understand what you truly want. whatever that may be.

1. Good and mature person
2. Successful (regarding education and job)

And these are just my preference
1.Blonde with blue eyes
2. Average female height
3. Hasn't had a lot of sexual partners

Thats about it

my ex boyfriend who left me a couple days ago.
he was kind and saved me from someone who abused me every single day for a long time.
he was kind and understanding for me and dealt with a lot of my garbage as a i became a better person. i miss him so much. i tried my best.

I want a lady. A woman who is polite, emotionally intelligent, and sensitive to my needs. She needs to be clean. A woman who wants to experience life WITH me, not THROUGH me.

My list genuinely worries me, I have absolutely no right to be this picky but for some reason...

>5'5 or less (I like petite women)
>Fit, tight tummy, nice bum and likes being outside doing things
>very nice and clean teeth (non-negotiable)
>nice manicured hands
>twinkly eyes, I prefer light brown/green but this I can compromise on
>nice tan
>sense of class and decorum, knows how to handle herself in public situations from KFC to a Michelin star restaurant
>job that she likes
>sense of style, but I realise this is objective
>Kind, maternal
>I keep all my emotional problems to myself and have never needed to vent to anyone, this may change so I'd hope she is understanding to some extent.

I'm fucked. I live in a huge city and I see quite literally one girl a day who matches my description and it's usually too fleeting to try and strike up a conversation.

Help

Rude

Someone who listens to me and is genuinely interested in what I do and likewise with her
She is able to live her own life but is still glad to be in a monogamous relationship
Isn't a retard, has a good moral compass, and likes the idea of settling down and starting a family
Someone who is active and wants to do fun things. Probably a creative type.
Maybe has had problems with mental health but who hasn't. Is kinky. She's got good features. Doesn't have to be a bombshell but I personally am not attracted to overweight women. Is clean and takes care of herself and puts effort into her appearance like I do.
Loves me and I love her. Also we should share a sense of humor. Nothing really makes me laugh anymore so I'm not expecting her to make me laugh, but I'd want to make her laugh.
Whys it so hard

Good with a pistol or shotgun.
Shares the cut fifty fifty
Solid Banter

i would like a guy with at least one or two other interests outside of video games. tall, bearded, intellectual. definitely more extroverted than me. frugal and with a good career.

asian girl, short around my age. has nerdy interests and loves and cares for me and wants a real relationship

Why is everyone posting like this is a hook up thread? This is an ideal thread, like your ultimate fantasy. What's the deal?

>good moral compass
>"is kinky"
>why is it so hard

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not obese/deformed, likes me for my personality, has fun being with me, faithful, high sex drive like mine, wants kids, not crazy

too bad she doesn't exist because no one likes me for my personality

For starters, white. Not really because I'm a racist, I just don't find women of darker skin tones attractive. Some of the lighter Latinas or Asians would be fine though.

Someone intelligent, who doesn't just blindly parrot stuff she hears. She doesn't have to be a genius, just able to come up with original thoughts.

This last point is kind of self-contradictory, but she has to either be a complete normie when it comes to edgy shit, or one who's gone all the way and seen some shit. I can't stand anyone in between. Haha, funni doggo. So depressed. Quirky.

Finally, all I really want regarding looks is not-troll. I don't need a 10, really just a 5.

Lol. Okay.
I want a guy with millions... no.... BILLIONS of dollars.
One with giganto-cock and also 6'5" tall.
Guy that works from home and is interested in cleaning up after me and cooking dinner every night except for saturday night when we go to fancy restaurants.
Still bearded.

She would be a vegan, an atheist, childfree, an animal abolitionist, and a mathematician. She would like to rock climb. And she would be compassionate, social, curious, insightful, and intelligent.

I mean someone a few months ago who hit most of these, but she ended things after a few dates.

The thirst is unquenchable for most men.
That said, compared to some other threads I've seen, this one is really tame. Fairly low amount of replies to anyone, and of the replies that are there, most of them are just shitposts. I think there's just one "hey bb you like" in the whole thread, which is a lot better than I'd expect here.

>childfree vegan 'animal abolitionist'
yikes

>didn’t know where else to ask this
Jow Forums. Jow Forums is the place to ask this. you're not even pretending to ask for advice.

Apparently I like skinny nerdy programmer guys that love to talk about cool emerging technologies. My last bf kind of looked like a skinnier version of SteveMREInfo and was pretty hot, but looks aren't a deal breaker for me. The guy just has to be generally healthy and young enough that I think he can do things like go out backpacking for a few days.
Where it hasn't worked out in the past is what he wants in terms of a relationship. I want to get married, start a family, grow old together. So I need to find a guy that's committed, willing to talk things out, and is caring towards me.

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i’m new here i thought it was obvious

I had a really long list of qualities I wanted in a man but, to be honest, when I met my boyfriend it just became clear he was the right one for me. Even if he doesn't fit my list.
He does it for me, both in terms of looks and personality. I'm just incredibly in love with him and can't imagine not loving him this damn much.

Slim waist big tiddies and a juicy ass with wide hips

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Not fat
Not black
Loves me back.