Heres how a beta oribtter broke out my friendzoning

He told me he would break me, sexually, if we were together.
Friendzone box started crumbling
Im in a HAPPY RELATIONSHIP so im discontinuing this 'friendship' because cant have that shit in a relationship but ya
There you go
P.s. he knew i had some general bdsm tendencies and he went for it

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Lol. You're pathetic.

You need any Jow Forumsice?

Nah. just informing the incels and wondering/waiting/hoping guys that you can break out and it starts by being explicit about your sexuality (if you know her enough)

That's terrible advice.
If a random dude is forward with me sexually, and I don't want to fuck him to begin with, I'll block the shit out of him and tell everyone I know he's a creep.
If I want to fuck him, I'll make sure to fuck him anyway.

That's assuming this happened at all and isn't bullshit and isn't also laden with other factors-- for incels most prominently, probably his takeaway in the genetic lottery.

I think there should be a rule against waxing about your personal life like this because it doesn't make for advisable scenarios. At best, your situation is an exception to a tested rule of "please don't push your luck because you'll end up saying the wrong thing to the wrong person."

Why you'd advise a bunch of people generally lambasted for being sexless yet a bunch of disgusting sexual deviants to boldly tell girls "I'll break you in bed" is so far and beyond me I'm struggling to think of any reason except "I wanted to troll for replies on Jow Forums," which makes sense since your lame material would just hit page 10 and beyond on /b/.

Most incels have terrible hygiene and don't take care of their body or appearance. Do NOT tell women explicitly what you want to do with them, it will traumatize them and they'll tell their friends about it

BETA
ORBITTER
We were already good friends read next time retard
Id never suggest randos do this wtf

If a friend of mine, who I'm not sexually attracted to, tells me he is going to "break me sexually" I'm going to humiliate him with everyone I know, call his mom and tell her to take away her son's phone, and probably post the screenshots of the chat online.
It's gross, it's creepy as fuck and pathetic.

Do not be sexually forward unless you're unreasonably sure the person in front of you wants to suck your cock. That makes you a creep.

yeah, but theres a grain of truth worth examining in being up front with sexuality instead of staying on the back burner the whole time as an orbiter.

the problem is that weak people that are orbiting want it to be a sure thing, and of course there's no guarantees.

Yes. You can flirt like a normal person, or ask women out instead of orbiting them like a weirdo.
Also women who keep orbiters around are fucking pathetic and not worth your time.

If I’m in a happy relationship I make sure my orbiters are respectful enough to not buy the friend zone bullshit and have more girls than me as a friend and a healthy relationship with their female family members

If you keep beta orbiters around ever, you're a dumb bitch with daddy issues and no self worth who needs men to fill her void.

Wow you dumb slut, we know that

You seem to be completely out of touch with what its like being a woman today
Allow me to explain
>Almost NO decent girl exists without a fucking orbitter
Think family guy, and simpsons
The wives ALWAYS had some fucking orbitter

ITS NOT BECAUSE WOMEN COLLECT ORBITTERS
its because enough men are stupid enough to orbit

I am a woman. If you don't want men to orbit you, it's fairly easy to not have any beta orbiter.
Also: if you have beta orbiters, you're not a decent woman. You take advantage of men to get validation and fulfil your ego.
As I said, you're a dumb bitch.

Wow you would call his mommy? Jesus that's such an over reaction. Just say something snarky back put him in cheack. And go back to your friendship. Jesus what a cunt. There are friends who I would break in bed bc I also am into BDSM. I've have girls say some out there shit to me as a dude in the same vein. It's literally like not a huge deal laugh it off and be an adult.

Why would I want to stay friends with a guy who wants to fuck me? Why would I want to be around someone who thinks it's fine to act like a creepy faggot?
I'm not laughing it off, stop being disgusting.

Good LARP. You almost had me. Maybe you should post some pics for proof that you aren't a gay dude, or a deathly single beta?

I was thinking this too. The few times I had orbiters I was also in a relationship and knew it was disrespectful to my BF to talk to guys who wanted to take his place.

If you can't have respect for your friends (the orbiter) at least have respect for the relationship you're in.

For any real orbiters ITT

Ask out your crush. If they say no, then move on

>call his mom and tell her to take away her son's phone
underage detected, 4channel is an 18+ website. Please come back in 5 years when you're allowed.

I'm unironically turned on by this post

>He told me he would break me, sexually, if we were together.

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same too now that I think about it

I'm 27. I obviously don't intend to actually call anyone's mom, it was facetious.
It's Jow Forums, stop taking things you read here seriously, you absolute faggot.

That's pretty gay user.

How do I find a dom gf

I don't know. I don't try to meet men, I met my boyfriend 10 years ago and we're very happy together.
He's not a sub tho, we're both switches.

clearly not used to being wanted, but most women are attractive enough that a lot of men want to fuck them

I have men wanting me. I don't care about keeping them around because my father loved me and I don't need to get attentions and constant validation by subpar men. I feel enough of a person.

I'm still unconvinced I will ever meet a woman who will call me a retard and really mean it. I've almost finished with college and have yet to meet a single girl that I even feel close to enjoyable speaking to. I haven't even made a single friend through college. Talking to people feels like a chore and I'm incredibly focused on my studies. By a chore, I mean that unless I feel I have something to gain from it, I will not spend time with people, which basically means I dont at all outside of school related activities. I don't feel burdened by any of this. I have no desire to have sex and the idea of doing so with somebody produces a feeling somewhere in the middle between repulsion and terror. This is not a secondary rationale, and by that I mean this is not fueled by any secondary desire to remain puritan or something. I, in fact, feel this same sort of feeling with the idea of even hugging a woman, or something. To elaborate, I might describe the repulsion and terror I described earlier as more of an existential dread. If I were spiritual or something, I might say it feels like the universe has communicated to me that what I am doing is incorrect or incompatible. This isn't necessarily an issue of female contact, it's moreso related to the feeling of outward expression or immersion in affection or something to that effect. It is not the contact or the woman that produces this effect, I think it has something to do with an indescribable and peculiar issue I have with regards to my identity or actually just existing at all. I feel very uncomfortable looking at my reflection or any part of my body for that matter. In the deepest places my mind goes I feel hugely disconnected from everything and the world and myself and by myself I mean my conscience. I would call it self hatred but it feels deeper than that. If I kill myself I hope that I wake up somewhere and forget everything about who I was so that I can live freely. But hey thanks for listening.

You are my new favourite Jow Forums treasure.