GIOYC

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Too many penises.

Maybe it's fate?
True love?
Who knows... all we know is we need and love each other this entire time
We were just too blind to see it.

Get lost you creep.

Btfo loser.

Alright, a good day completed, I made it. T made me tacos. Fuck yeah tacos. These are the times I live for. Also got to see your family, been awhile. Everyone is doing well I hope. They are good people.

Fucking abusive cunt who beats her grandkids and whose daughter beats too. 644
She exposes her kids to her smoking even when they had to be put on breathing machines. Frederick

CPS won't do shit because I don't have any last names. #3

I want to kill her. Oshkosh

She threatened to kill me when I told her to respect her kids. WI

What do I do?

I really wish it was him who said this, but he won't ever.
I was just his toy that he was happy to just throw away...
He has no concept of true love or fate, just readily easy sex and drugs.

I'm sorry but I can only follow my heart.

Okay you stupid alt right whore.

It's not even a real girl, just a tranny try-hard.

This was a huge waste of my time.
No wonder it's free on Youtube.

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Stay away from me.

It's been 5 years and 5 exes since and I'm still not over my 2nd.

Am I gonna die with a broken heart?

Maybe it's maybelline

You are loved so much more infinitely than you will ever know. Believe you are loved and love yourself.

I don't what to buy as a gift to my mom's birthday.
She said she didn't want anything, and she said she didn't want me to give her one with Dad. However, I still wanted to buy her something. She'll be 43 years old

Been trying to drill this into my head for about a week now. I think the root of all of my big problems right now is that I never learned to love myself. It's been an uphill climb but I'm determined to make progress.

I hope life is going well for you user. Thanks for posting that.

I also just a uni student without much money because I don't work

Third time you appeared in my dreams today.

you're welcome qt

You mean your gut

I miss boobs. It's been 6 years since my ex.

Trying to set up a new world record, huh.

>sleeping three times a day
fucking hell i miss doing that every day in college

I got a new toy and I have never cum so hard in my life.
I'm afraid I will not be able to cum like this with my husband and be disappointed with sex from now on.

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Stalker

Eh, can't really deny that. I do consider that family to be my friends after they have done so much to help me though over the years, so I can't really let go. They mean a lot to me.

I found that one way too strong for me, personally, but these toys are very effective.

The main thing is to make sure that you don't desensitize yourself. You can do this by using it sparingly, and taking a break if you notice sensitivity going down. You can also incorporate the toy (and others) into your regular sex life.

Is your husband good at sex? Do you find sex with him satisfying?

Is that one of the clit ones?

Very satisfying. I always have a good time with my husband. I've never walked away without 2 or 3 orgasms.
Using it sparingly is probably for the best though.
Yeah lelo cruise pink

Oh, also, I know we don't know each other but since you are apart of that family I consider you a friend too. Your family seriously means a lot to me, they are a huge reason I wanted to better myself. My gratitude for all the good they have done for me is endless. They welcomed me, they sheltered me, they fed me, they helped me gain some confidence in myself. Maybe one day we can get to know each other. That would be a huge honor. I think I am starting to really understand what I want from this world, I want to surround myself with good people and grow as a person.

I should fucking sue you all.

I WANT MY MONEY!

I figure you owe me $500,000 at a MINIMUM for my time and At LEAST another $500,000 for pain and suffering. AT LEAST. One million for all the fucking work, pain and suffering is nothing for you greedy fucking hogs.

You actually think $2000 is going to make me happy? FUCK you! I made you so much fucking money!

I'm in Phoenix, Arizona. Getting dinner at a cracker barrel, hoping they don't fuck up my gf's order. I'm a simple man, I get a meal and hardly alter the meal. She has all kinds of substitutions and shit. Thing that bugs me is that she's the sort to lose all her hunger if they mess up her order. Last time they added free hash browns to her order. Everything else was right, just hash browns that touched her ham, she was pissy and done with the meal.
God, help these people not fuck her order. I just want to eat and keep on driving.

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I am the moon. Think about that real hard.

I want my money or I will never help you again.

I mean my heart.

I want my fucking money SOON! Each month I don't get it, I will ask for more. 1 million a month interest. When you give me my fucking money, I will help you twats. Until then you will not hear from me. If I don't get it, I am suing your asses off.

If you have a satisfying sex life then I don't think it's much of a concern. As long as it's a healthy balance then you'll be just fine.

I really can't let them go. Sorry dude, I tried but I have come to accept I don't want to let them go. Why would I remove good people from my life if I want to be good myself? Thats just how I feel. I am not going run away I am going to be honest with myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=i2uZtb3hW3I

One more thing....

I am going to help your enemy if you don't GIVE ME MY MONEY!

youtube.com/watch?v=xpDlVMABDhw
Do the dirty work this time and i'll give you the money.

DO THE DIRTY WORK THIS TIME THEN!
NO JOHN, IM NOT CLEANING UP THE DEAD BODY

You're just a peon, a small guy...

A clown and we all know what clowns are.

They've stolen everything from me and my time and now I want a fraction of what they've made.

GIVE ME MY MONEY!

worth it tbqh famalam

THEN CLEAN UP THE 60th CORPSE
I am NOT gonna clean up the dead body and killing witnesses this time!

You're evil, that's your job and it seems it's your job to RIP ME OFF. Now fuck off twat.

FINE. BUT I WANT A RAISE!

owo

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I'm always so paranoid people are trying to cheat me that I don't notice when people actually cheat me. I'm really scared that I got screwed over but have no idea and won't be able to find out for nearly a week.

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WHERE'S MY RAISE BITCH?

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I really want to kill myself. And have for about 16ish years. But I'll wait until my mom dies, which will in all likelyhood be another 30 years give or take.

No one sees it. Probably better that way. At least I can make up for my staggering inadequacy by being nice and doing good things for people and the community until I can finally be free.

I just have to get through tonight, deal with tomorrow tomorrow.

I can't abandon my cat.

I wish I could see you

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Me too...

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Caught feelings for a qt at Starbucks. I'm moving to China in a couple weeks, so I've been in my feels about the whole thing. Went and watched Spider-Man Far from Home, and got deeper in my feels.

Love is suffering

I need to stop worrying and be present, not stuck in the past or the future

it could get worse

like thinking more about the past and future while someone else tries to unravel your present

I'm dating a fat chick for 6 months we are fwb but she is cool and we talk a lot we only talk and fuck the entire night.

She is losing weight and she seems to have a really fucking figure with big boobs and a piece of art ass.

Also she is really adorable and give cakes to me every week.

Obviously it could always get worse, but I want to be able to function from day to day without worrying so much about things out of my control
The past is in the past, I can't change it, no matter how badly I wish I could

Also she is enjoying me teaching her to be a gently femdom girl.
She also like to be choked and spanked.

I used to be a loser/loner in highschool.
I make a really good living now. At my 10 year reunion I hooked up with a chick I had a thing for. I proceeded to do the same thing to other women from high school that I found or they found me on social media.
Couple of months ago at the 15 year reunion I ended up having a threesome with two women (bff's in hs) who have kids now. Life has been pretty good given the fact that my high school and college life was shit.

Let it all out.

youtube.com/watch?v=tIC3EPSGaRU
youtube.com/watch?v=MU-rdG-M5Ho

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GIVE ME MY MEDS!

She had a baby. Fuck. I turned her away thinking I could have her at any moment if I changed my mind. I thought she would obsess over me forever. Seeing her so happy with her newborn, that ring on her finger, makes me want to die when I realize that should have been me wearing the other ring. It should have been me. I DO love her, I want her. Why was I so stupid?

What did she mean by this, lads?

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Ok you asked so this is what happened. This place despite that I called and talked to associates in person and who confirmed it was possible after 5 hours in the shop told me it wasn’t possible and I had to scramble to find a place that would do it in time. It was a long day full of liars and it was just frustrating. You asked I told.

I want to see you.

That place looks lovely, where is it?

Hahhaha, she was disposable to you. You clearly didn't appreciate her, and now she is living her best life. Get over yourself. Dumbass boys always want what they can't have.

I wish I could find a girl that could look into my eyes and understand me like I understand her. We wouldn't even have to say anything and if we did it the words would be a pure reflection of what our feelings want to convey.
But that's probably too much to ask for

I believe one day you will see me, and then you will be able to see how much better I have become, how much I have grown. You will see the good in me I am working so hard to build and maintain and I will have your respect and approval. I want you to know I am not trash, not anymore.

What can you offer once you meet her user?

I'm sure that you know where to go then

How do I stop crying. I hate when I cry.

mah body mah hart and mah soul

you already have mine fren

pinch the spot between your thumb and your index

Forget the painful memories and start anew.
There's always tomorrow no matter what happens because that's how life works.

Always strive to be the better of yourself no matter what, that's what I always do.

Nope.

Thanks friend, it means a lot to me, even from a complete stranger. Sending you some good vibes user. Cheers

I know I'm being a dick by doing all this stuff in the middle of the night but I don't have any other time.

straight down take a left then a right you should see a some blue that's a lake but it looks like the ocean you might like it keep going along the coast till you find a bridge i'll be there sitting on the edge

I hope it works out for the both of you. I don't want to do anyone any trouble.

I'm gonna run outta energy but whatever, eye on the prize

u cute

What to do todo

I just wanna fall asleep on some girl's tidies rn while she massages my head

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I don't really want to die, or even to just stop existing. All I need is for everyone to leave me alone.

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I feel like something must be wrong with me cause I can't get a girl to actually stay with me long term until I get my own place. I knew people that stuck with each other together to get their own place together as a couple and here I am- about to get my own place, but it's all by myself.

It feels like a hollow victory

feels: youtube.com/watch?v=X1t-uO_OBXk

And I want you dead.
Now shut the fuck up and either stalk them or go directly after them.
Getting real tired of seeing this kind of post.

It's next to the gots-ta-get-muh-shit-together faggot in how obnoxious this is.

youtube.com/watch?v=3f7bEkc2Kow

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Pure gut instinct and Jow Forums
Do you really think that I review for hours before studying for an exam? I just guess all that shit bro

Got 99% in Raven's Progressive Matrices
IM A GENIUS, DON'T EVER LOOK DOWN ON ME AGAIN FAGGIT