I've been unemployed for the past ~45 days. There's no jobs in my area of Northern Ohio. Funds have run dry. I have 23 days before I become homeless. I feel as if my last ditch effort is to take the most valuable of my belongings, toss it in my car, and head off somewhere far to start anew.
Bad plan? Where in the fuck should I go? The goal is to go somewhere to get a shit job so I can get my feet again. I'm going to have to live out of my car for a while. How fucked am I?
I don't have family, I don't have kids, and my friends have been too busy in their own lives to hold a valuable relationship with me. I'm no longer tied to my surroundings.
I'd love to enlist, but I have tattoos on my hands like an absolute fucking retard so I'm not allowed to.
I've become so helpless because I've allowed people to walk all over me my entire life. My parents were drug addicts so I was never given any real social or self worth.
Is what it is, but I don't feel bad for myself.
Ryder Gonzalez
Dude just go in and shake the manager's hand
Carson Morgan
maybe stop with the shitposting and sort your fucking life out
Army absolutely, hell yeah. Or Navy, get smart on their tech
Jaxson James
go to sanfranciso and organize the homeless into an army to burn the city and slaughter the rich
Mason Torres
What is with the boomer shit all the time? How many 55-75 year olds do you really think come here?
Hudson Morgan
Buy a bunch of camping equipment (GPS, fishing rod, proper clothes etc), buy a horse online in Kazakhstan, fly there, and travel around freely in Central Asia. Everything is cheap AF, so you can just empty your whole bank account at an ATM and be able to buy enough potatoes to live for a long time. Those should help you acclimate and learn to survive in the wild.
“Funds have run dry.” >go on a spending spree and tour the orient!!1 Fucking snow gooks never change
Carson King
Boomer is not an age
Nathaniel Miller
Based commie.
Connor Jenkins
This actually sounds quite fun
Ayden Gomez
Oh it's just what you can't help spurging out anytime you see something you don't like. It's the new, "Stop liking what I don't like" Gotcha.
Michael Howard
no
Charles Harris
If you could try joining a 12-steps program for people who eat to much, you don't have to be fat just say you can't control your eating. It's all BS but you'll make some friends and they'll probably help you with a job and shit.
12-steps is a just fucking social club the only reason it works is because you make friends who won't let you let the down.
Sell everything you have (like ur PC) for cheap to get enough for the equipment. You're never seeing anything you have RN again. Unironically thought about it, and looked into it, pretty often. If everything fucks up, thats my last measure.
come to texas, cheap af to live here and lots of jobs
Hudson Perez
boomer is not an age, it's a state of mind. imo a boomer is anyone who still believes in the american dream after 9/11.
Liam White
ive been unemployeed for the past 9yrs LOL fucking bitch find someone you have to be young to join retard
Lincoln Gutierrez
Military isn't for everyone they don't like people with GED or any crime history including juvenile especially anything remotely violet because of the lattenburg amendment we also don't need any more goys working for the kikes... Try going around in person or maybe including a cover letter explaining the situation... it's lawnmower season I heard some druggies supporting their heroin habit doing that
It would be entertaining to hear about on the news.
Liam Turner
I have about ~$2000 worth of guns, tech, and my car.
I'd have to get a passport. Thankfully I am skilled with survival. I'm not some fucking fatass.
I'm suggesting this.
Dylan Smith
That actually sounds based as fuck. I guess it's time to drop out of this consumerist society and go live in buttfuck nowhere Asia
Brayden Collins
NEETFAG ALERT There plenty of jobs in northern Ohio right now. Your just too dumb/lazy to find one. The grass is growing now. Finda lawn mower and start knocking on doors. Use that NEET brain!
>they don't like people with GED you have to be 18yrs to post here fucking tard
Ayden Jenkins
HAHAH holy fuck man you people are legit retarded
Aiden Turner
>get a passport You need an address for that though. Is 23 days enough in burgerland?
If you're white, I would unironically suggest going to be an ESL teacher in East Asia. It's fucking easy. If my life ever falls apart over here that's what I'd do.
Blake Ross
Honda Anna engine plant is right near you. Apply. Faggot
I'm a vanner. If you have the right vehicle it is easy to stay in it. I'm in mine about 260 days a year so that I don't have to do hotels for my job and I get to see the country.
Check out a Labor Ready or People Ready office in your city. They pay by the day but the work can be tough. It's a way to get a foot in a door tho.
Evan Baker
this. be a trucker or a train engineer, it practically covers your expenses and you dont have to worry about being homeless so you're on the road 24/7
Don't do this. That industry has an insane turn over and not everyone is cut out to drive a truck. Ithat advice just creates problems.
Carson Hall
I do have a vehicle that would work to live in if need be.
I'm just trying to brainstorm a good area to get to. Possibly mid-west or something. I hear the oil jobs pay ridiculous.
James Taylor
The Navy will take you, they have waivers for literally everything.
Evan Reyes
What industry are you looking in? Also, when you say "Northern Ohio", are we talking more Toledo, Cleveland, or Ashtabula?
Landon Bailey
Sandusky area.
Christian Carter
Based and redpilled
James Baker
Dude yeah that's the best plan. It's really fucking hard to get an apartment in a city with a lot of jobs without a job though since they usually require proof of employment. It's kind of a catch 22. You cant get an apartment because you're unemployed and you're unemployed because you can't get an apartment. But you can jump in on a sublet using craigslist. So you need to really fucking hustle. You might need to get a Mcjob real quick and then get an apartment and then look for a better job. It's basically what I did after I finished college. I reprised my old shitty college salad and icecream job so I could find a place to live then started applying for actual jobs. It was shitty but now I have a better job. If it makes you feel better many people have been in your shoes and you're not alone.
Kayden Jackson
That's what I've heard. My entire hands are covered in tattoos.
Anyone here have experience with the navy their waiver program?
I'm 25 years old, physically fit, and intelligent. If the military would take me in, I would do it in a heartbeat.
Samuel Kelly
The turnover is high from Africans and poos ditching their h1bs to live off welfare...and weak faggots that cuck to their fat wives and her kids.
He's single and no family...how hard is it to do 1 year of monkmode to avoid starving and homelessness when you're already in monkmode?
Gotcha. I was out of work recently, so I had some contacts I could have offered, but I'm closer to Cleveland. And my brother mentioned recently that he knew of some potential openings, but he's out in the Toledo area. Sounds like you're right in the area where neither of those would be helpful... Sorry man.
Daniel Morris
Do drug testing. That's like sweet 1500 for week trial. There are always looking for people to test new untested drugs on. They're generally harmless.
Lincoln Fisher
I'm contacting a Navy recruiter right now to ask about the tattoo thing.
Gavin Butler
My father was (and still is) a truck driver for 16 years, and only left companies when he wanted to. Have never heard of turnover problems
Jace Powell
All of that kind of quick money stuff requires a social security card. I have a feeling that OP doesnt have one and probably would need to get a new one. I didnt have one and my parents lost it at some point.
Mason Parker
I would application bomb the bars and restaurants around Put in Bay and Port Clinton area. Summer is starting up and I know some guys that had a blast and made good money working a summer in Put in Bay.
I live in Cleveland and the job market is pretty good here. The area your in is pretty dead outside of tourism though. I worked with a guy from Huron at my last job who commute daily to the east side of Cleveland.
Dominic Nelson
temp agencies are horrible they treat you like special needs students
Angel Roberts
I've been offered to do a program with Job and Family services to get a CDL through one of their social programs. I opted not to do it right away because of the turnover rate. The offer is still on the table though.
Unless you and your extended family are squeaky clean record wise, you're too old (not impressionable enough), and too smart (won't follow group-think).
I got 120-130+ on all asvab sections (any mos possible), recommended to go into intelligence, and my recruiter took 9 months of BS then said I could be a janitor max. Due to a dui and being 26.
>I live in Cleveland and the job market is pretty good here. To be fair, that really depends on the industry.
Josiah Roberts
huwhy
Andrew Ortiz
South East Ohio here. Petra is hiring all shifts, right now, to stand and hold a water hose for 10hrs a day, $20hr. All those pipeliners drive brand new cars and they're all out-of-state or foreign workers because Ohioans can't stop overdosing on heroin or pills long enough to fill out job applications. I created a business just to cater to these people's needs (food truck) going site to site feeding these guys. My shittiest day has been $700 profit. I sell out of product most days before I even start cooking it for the next day's orders, charging them $12 for lunch with a "free" drink. That's how much disposable income these fuckers have. Come and get some of that money, Guernsey County.
Op is a lazy piece of shit...ohio job market is wide open from entry level to professional
Robert Phillips
Fuck that, i heard mcdonalds is hiring.
Logan Morales
A CDL could still be worth it. Even if you end up living in a truck or drive a garbage truck.
Elijah Sullivan
This. You don’t say what skills you have, but Texas is a great place to shoot for. I wouldn’t just haul off and do it wo a plan first tho. Contact your local unemployment office and see if you can get some help there.
Situations like this are real tough, but it just takes one break to turn it all around. Once you recover, get busy rebuilding your friends network so you have some community to fall back on next time.
Jacob Gutierrez
NEET gonna NEET. Get off of pol and make some nigger friends. They'll show u de wai.
Caleb Nelson
Apply to a temp agency
Kevin Kelly
How's food truck life? I've got a great concept and have been toying with the idea of opening one once I save up enough cash.
Carson Wood
Apply at nestle stouffers in solon ohio
Robert Rodriguez
Job recruiting agencies, Bootstraps up you fucking Zoomer Filth.
Mason Wright
Is your car able to make it to Franklin Massachusetts? Tons of jobs there
Zachary Walker
itt: military recruiter Chads >Cmon bro the military is based! SIGN UP NOW >*calls you less than 24 hours later* >hey what's up future soldier! haha, or should I say hero? How's it going? you talk to your parents about it yet? >"well I uhh I dunno anymore." >WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DIE FOR ISRAEL FAJJIT
Camden Adams
>It's a total scam How is it a scam? >called temp agency ad from craigslist >got job >earned pay >got hired on full time by the company after several months How did the temp agency scam me?
Ayden Jones
Dont do this. Unless you're not White. The military ain't no place for a White man no more. You could die for gay rights and ZOG wars. Not cool.
Go to indeed dot com Check out job listings in your area for warehouse work.
Parker Ramirez
Go to slab city niland Ca live free and work near by
Luis Watson
Drive for Uber
Carson Butler
Yes, I got my last couple wagecuck jobs from temp agencies. Signed up and had a job the very next day. Usually nothing high paying, but if you need a job ASAP, I’d look into it.
David Anderson
>steppeniggers gonna steppenig
Aaron Anderson
Thanks everyone for giving good advice.
Currently working on my indeed profile. Thankfully I had a professional make my resume just a few weeks ago.
I guess once I get that looking good, I'm going to get my ass to a temp service tomorrow.
If all that falls through, I'm taking my ass down to the navy recruitment center. If they don't like my tattoos, looks like I'll be exploring my survival instincts somewhere new.
Feels good all around thanks to you.
Owen Watson
Vote Bernie - millions of $15/hr jobs repairing our infrastructure and energy grid - social security & disability benefits that can support you - create and join unions easily - billionaires will have to buy smaller yachts from now on.
