You have admitted that Muslims (especially Afghans and Iranians) by and large are white people.
You say that marrying a woman from the "Muslim world" is fine because she is traditional in her beliefs and values and is basically white.
You support Muslims in almost any conflict with the western world (Potential Iran war, Iraq war, 9/11, Afghan war, Soviet war with Afghanistan, Gulf war, etc)
You agree that they are redpilled on the Zionists, robber barons bankers and parasitic Jews.
You agree they are redpilled on women's role on society, traditional family, and feminism.
You are sympathetic of the plight of the Palestinians
You agree that the use of casual sex, homosexuality, alcohol, weed, partying, hook ups, etc is degenerate and bad for society.
On top of all of this, you are not even Christian. You mock Jesus and make fun of modern Christianity and "christcucks" all the time.
So what the fuck is stopping you from taking your shahada? Many other white men have done so.