Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - shitposts strictly prohibited Edition

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>upcoming elections
EU nuthouse + Bremen: May 26 2019
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Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
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Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
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>Polls
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>Meme Collections
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
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>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3GXh88uio
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus
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First for the empire!

Second for Prussia

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Gut gesagt!

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>Krautz and Friendz

Theme:
>youtu.be/sEGeHxF0tF4

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Preussens Gloria is so wonderfully obnoxious.

+++++++++
>breaking

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>no NPD posting

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>shitposts strictly prohibited Edition
*shitposts surreptitiously*

GuteN8

All players so far:
afd chan
meddl leude
teflon-curio/Br. Curio
joseph goebbels
goldstück
mutti merkel
adolf höcke
>MLPD
adolf hitler/titler
no gibs grandpa
theTimAfD
mutthilda
Fredericus Rex

10 players left, also need to decide between
teflon-curio and Br. Curio
Adolf Hitler and Titler

Include him

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>
>youtu.be/FAFiRG-DtSk

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FUNPARK BERND ICKSDEEEH

/leftypol/ is also participating so there will be special music if we face them I guess

>youtu.be/3s4RVtLeMd8
That'd be better than the best pottery.

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Would you consider me German enough to live in Germany?

My parents are both from Germany, but moved to America for work. I was born in America and have lived here my entire life. I have visited Germany dozens of times, but at most for only 3 months. I can speak German fairly well, not as good as a native, but I don't have a foreign accent. I obviously have German citizenship. And, I certainly feel more German than American, if you think that matters.

It's not like we stop anyone who crosses our border. Just walk in and stay.

Both your parents are german und du kann die Sprache sprechen. You're more German than a lot of Germany right now.

> Kannst
Bin kein muttersprachler.

Bump

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4th Reich when

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hehhehe, i am foreigner and living here. certain cities are majority ausländer. hahahhaa

>gommie blocks

At least post some proper European architecture

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Ach, Kommie-Architektur: Da lacht einem das Herz im Leibe.

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auf was haben die geantwortet?

When our weimar republic collapses. Breddy soon as it looks.

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Don't know; I've saved from another user. But I guess it was something about "Hasssprech".

>i am foreigner and living here
Where from?

albania

Your people needs to suffer more I'm afraid. Your current Weimar tier perverts are doing it by choice. Nothing will happen while you are financially stable.

Don't worry. When Iran blasts our carrier fleet with a few hundred hypersonic chinese cruise missiles and the US dollar collapses when we can't enforce it's use as a reserve currency anymore some interesting shit will happen.

>look at albanian and smile
>drive 50km home
>pull into driveway
>car stops behind me
>4 albanians get out
>all pull knifes
>get stabbed to death
What is it with you people an stabbing people for ridiculously petty reasons to death.

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I've been to Albania but I'd never go back. You people are dirty niggers.

>albania

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I was in Hameln recently and there was an Albanian wedding diving through the town. A few noisy cars full of Albanian niggers drove through revving the shit out of their golf GTIs with Albanian flags on the bonnets. It was embarrassing. You need to kick these fuckers out.

Omg meuthen is destroying their opponents in the TV Duell

What did the Kollege tweet?

>

Based Brit

Triggering GREENS obiviously

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Where?

Damn, missed it. Wasn't he also at Illner? How was it?

Schlagabtausch on ZDF
Meuthen vs Ska Keller vs Nicola Beer vs the left candidate.

He totally destroyed all of them he always interrupted the green one and called her out for her bullshit. It was hilarious the best quote was

>Moderator: Wir haben schonmal einen Faktencheck gemacht und der hat ihre These wiederlegt
>Meuthen: Da war ihr Faktencheck einfach falsch.

Seriously watch it. It was so amazing and funny

Night. 'Till tomorrow.

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It's done

Tell me if you want any last minute changes and I might consider it if its good

Link: implyingrigged.info/wiki//krautpol/

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Kek, good to hear, gotta go on the offensive with some of that bullshit "fact checking", the left does nothing but re-define and re-interpret as they need it.

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Blease stay away dirdy gommie :DDD

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twitter.com/chrizzie93/status/1129137351043833856

FUCKING KEK
She is talking how so many young people are fighting for the clima on the streets and look at her reaction

Die Linke Fotze with the lazy eye. Damn rhat's hard to watch.

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>on the streets
I wonder what leftists have to protest against. The only thing they can protest are right protests, because their idea of a wonderful leftist utopia is comming true.
It's just ridiculous how left cabaret and political shows have nothing to make fun of or talk about that point. The only thing they have left is muh evil nazis and capitalism.

>Bildschirmfoto
You are really a tommy?

that wasn't played unlike the fake enthusiasm by the green politician

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Ja, bin Englisch. Ich wollte eine andere Sprache lernen. Hab Deutsch gewählt. Geh sehr oft ins Deutschland fur Arbeit usw. Jetzt kann ich gleichzeitig shitpost und lernen.

> ins
nach

Es ist nicht immer einfach.

They don't even protest against capitalism kek.

They're flat-out living the neoliberal lifestyle. Fucking hypocrites. I'm so bloody mad. I long for a NatSoc revolution. Franco A. and his mates were planning the right thing. (pun intended)

Hey, Wellingham!
Schön, dass du hier bist. Join NatSoc immediately.

> Join NatSoc immediately.
Nothing else makes any sense.

Wellingham is actually quite near me.

Your german is good enough. Just practice a little more and you are golden.

>They don't even protest against capitalism kek.
>They're flat-out living the neoliberal lifestyle. Fucking hypocrites.
That's the weird thing about modern leftists and their outrage culture. They gone full circle and the snake is now eating its own tail.
Clown world is a really great word for it. The patients basically run the asylum at this point.

>Wellingham is actually quite near me.

kek, yesterday we had some Hans call a Tommy "Wellingham". I thought it's you. :D

>The patients basically run the asylum at this point.

Get out of my mind, Hans. That's literally what I said to my gf exactly 41min ago.

I would say Teflon.

I don't necessarily understand the anti-namefag policy, but you do you. most namefags are here for more than a year under that name.

another idea: Petry-Schale

Sütterlinanon is quite a good one desu.
I don't even mind your name kek

namefags on teams are generally not really liked around Jow Forumseague, I know that you and some others are long time posters but the team really should portay the theme of the general and not the posters

also petry-schale is good, see for current idea

>Get out of my mind, Hans. That's literally what I said to my gf exactly 41min ago.
Every rational human being would see this. That is what disturbs me the most. Humanity went insane and everything got turned on its head. The "abnormal" people are now the normals ones and the other way around. It's literally like being neo in the matrix. I would have laughed about people making a comparission like that a decade ago and called them schizo or nerd, but this is the current reality. The world just went mad and 90% of people should unironically be gassed.
Everytime i think about it i feel like this is just a delusion and i it can't be this way, but you just have to look around you to see its true.
How do you change a world full of insane people? How do you bring them to see things rationally? This is why i lost hope and i'm not sure how i regain it. At the end of the day we might aswell be martians who stumbled upon this planet and don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm not a autist, but i like their "wrong planet" thinking. They're right about the world being insane.
Sorry for the blogpost/rant but i just had to get this off my chest.

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>Muttilda gets a free pass.
frick.

I ran out of ideas, gonna replace her with petry-schale :^)

1:1 agree. That's why I transistioned quickly... no, not from mentally stable to full-on tranny, but from leftwing loser with no ambition in life to NatSoc. I don't even care about people getting mad at me. I don't even care if people listen to me when I say that I don't necessarily hate foreigners, but started to love my own people. I don't even care if people understand that I never loved prices but always loved values. And by values I don't mean: mindless travels around the world, braindead consumism, superficial bullcrap in general.

Do not feel sorry for getting it off your chest. I'm listening. I always have and I always will.

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some of the names still look like placeholders in terms of originality. trying to rack my brain for some.

nah it's good. we need more quality posts.

>Sorry for the blogpost/rant but i just had to get this off my chest.
Good post, well written. Just came here to post my desperation. My feelings are very similar.

You are just on the wrong side of history, get over it.

alteration ideas/additions:
>Alexander "Pollackenhammer" Gauland
>Zyklon Bernd (german twist to Zyklon Ben)
>Blitzkrieg Bruno
>Rassenkeile Ralf

>The world just went mad and 90% of people should unironically be gassed.
>Everytime i think about it i feel like this is just a delusion and i it can't be this way, but you just have to look around you to see its true.
>How do you change a world full of insane people? How do you bring them to see things rationally?

>1:1 agree. That's why I transistioned quickly... no, not from mentally stable to full-on tranny, but from leftwing loser with no ambition in life to NatSoc. I don't even care about people getting mad at me. I don't even care if people listen to me when I say that I don't necessarily hate foreigners, but started to love my own people. I don't even care if people understand that I never loved prices but always loved values. And by values I don't mean: mindless travels around the world, braindead consumism, superficial bullcrap in general.

I understand how you both feel. But you must remember that the other side feels exactly the same way as you. The only answer now is physical conflict. Sooner is better for us, while we still have the numbers. Prepare for it if you are able. It doesn't really matter who is right now, only who wins.

>kek, yesterday we had some Hans call a Tommy "Wellingham". I thought it's you. :D
Not me Freundo.

>Your german is good enough. Just practice a little more and you are golden.
Danke. Gut zu hören.

Wie akquiriere ich eine gf als türke? Oke wa ales

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Maybe one day in the future, and for no reason at all, people will vote the next Führer into power.

what are you talking about, you are just too picky.
i faintly remember how angry you got at your last gf that you turned her into sucuk.

>no Schulzzug
disappointed

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travel to Anatolia, marry one. stay there, praise Erdogan and victory is yours.

good fucking idea, add the schulzzug!

I never asked before tho
Cant, have german pass

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I didn't read the Lügel or watch ÖR for some time. I just saw a link to this Spiegel article about climate and energy politics in a left-wing Twitter feed.
They are literally using the "Nazi" / "rechtsextrem" label to enforce mind-compliance in every aspect of polictics. There is not one mention of the issue of how to ensure a reliable energy supply with solar and wind power. Not one mention of increased costs of power and the social impact of it.
archive.fo/S9VWz

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oh this shitty general again

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fuck you all

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It's all so tiresome.

Also no mention of the fact that, as of now, electric cars only marginally reduce CO2 emissions compared to Diesel cars when taking emissions made during production into account. And that, only after about 100 000 km.
welt.de/wirtschaft/article192405223/Klimabilanz-Erst-nach-100-000-Kilometern-ist-der-E-Golf-wirklich-gruen.html

turks are master race

g*rmans are faggot manlets.

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Neat, would be fun if we could borrow one of the train models from /n/. If they work on Pes18 that is.

go impale yourself on a BTC

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It's shaping up!
good fucking job, my dude!

TimAfD and the two adolf's need tinkering though. we can't have two near-identical members, y'see? TimAfD is that it's such an obscure meme that not even i have seen it, and i don't think many even here know it.

I have an idea for either one of the adolf's or tim:
Dirlewanger

>Pes18
so you play pro evolution soccer now?

hey, redhead manlet, how you doing?

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/deutsch/ and Kraut/pol/ are basically the same thing except one shitposts slightly more about politics than the other.

who cares, you are both shit, and this general belongs to Jow Forums

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no they dont kek, but a train as a head should

Could just rename him to Björn, or replace him with the other Parteivorsitzender Meuthen

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>could just rename him
absolutely fair, the team is starting to look fucking gorgeous.

question: i've seen the games but are the teams AI vs AI or actual players?

you have a turkish flag in your shitty thread

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beware, we're gonna gangstalk you.

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AI vs. AI, nothing is real there lmao

you play PES 2018 while ahmed fucks your remaining white women, how cool is that?

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Why would you have 4 CF?