Brit/pol/ - Assault Spoon confiscated edition

>London Police Mocked for Confiscating a Spoon in ‘Dangerous’ Weapons Bust
pluralist.com/london-mocked-for-confiscating-spoon/

>Theresa May agrees to set timetable to choose successor
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48290760

>Ultra-processed foods 'make you eat more'
bbc.co.uk/news/health-48280772

>Tears at the '22
order-order.com/2019/05/16/tears-at-the-22/

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researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CDP-2019-0086
youtube.com/watch?v=S9a0kXOSi9s
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Why was Christopher so based, and yet Peter is such a cuck? Different father?

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lock em up

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Comfier?

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Nice. Not a shitskin in sight.

how will we entertain ourselves when their party is gone in a few weeks?

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youtube.com/watch?v=-puBwkFhIcY

The LibDems and Green will still be around. And they are a very productive cringe mine.

>Asian women are ugl-

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>Vaughan Dowd, 54, has been jailed for 12 months after he scrawled racist graffiti in white paint on Jackson Yamba's front door
>manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/jackson-yamba-vaughan-dowd-salford-16285907

12 months for a bit of graffiti and 1st offence.
Really want to send a message dont they?

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Someone help me understand this, what man saved the day? I know one TRIED to but couldn't control their soldiers and a slaughter and rape fest occured and burning bitch went crazy. Who the fuck was saved besides a lone woman who we'll never see again?

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>regents park police
>reported a burglary
who did they report a burglary to? aren't they supposed to resolve burglaries?

Asian women are beauti...

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What are Brit/pol/'s thoughts on Caroline?

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She's implying it will fall to Jon/Tyrion/Davos to sort out the mess she caused.

Sloppy Job....

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its obvious in the last episode danny will get btfo by jon, thats what she's referring too

aging like milk

Nah, based Bronn is going to whack them all in one final episode of slaughter and take the crown for himself.

serves half the time so 6 months and then eligible for tag so out in 4.

t. in prison for 2.5 years

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what would even happen if someone joined this? go to bed and have a mossad agent put a bullet in your head?

hot

Dunno. Find out and let us know. I imagine it's a cringe minecraft tier discord.

>out in 4.
thats ok then

>dany walks up to the iron throne
>jon comes up from behind and slits her throat
>turns out jon was actually littlefinger this entire time

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Charlie Brooker's bird she was on blue peter

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WHEN ME COME IN YA GONNA EAR DIS
CHK-CHK
WHEN ME COME IN YA GONNA EAR DIS
CHK-CHK
WHEN ME COME IN YA GONNA EAR DIS
CHK-CHK

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Considering most druggies get a warning 4s a bit harsh for grafiti

Is she the Blue Peter presenter who had a massive coke habit?

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what did you do

My Peter would be blue too if she was on it.

why are you so mad that i invaded your general?
incel
Horlicks-quaffer
brinny
envious virgin

Not comfy. Too claustrophobic.

tories are so stale, so transparently corrupt, so cowardly. I'm really going to enjoy their fall.

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I've still not seen the spoon on the main telly news or my news feed

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prolly noncin

Get this whore out of my passport application queue

To be fair the fork or horripilation, top centre, is a powerful artifact.

One of the most shameful nights of my life was the night my brother brought home Helena. Busty, tight arse, blowjob lips. Everything. Literally everything I dream about every night.
He fucked her. He fucked her in front of his virgin little brother. In every which way he could, and took his time doing it. His blue eyes staring into mine looked like that of a corpse's.
Yet at that moment he was experiencing pleasure I knew that I never could.
At one point she stopped sucking (Complete with the horrendous, loud sound of suction being cut off), and said with the uttermost of venom in her strong Brooklyn accent: "what the fuck is wrong with you"?
"I don't know .." I replied.
My admittedly rather well endowed brother then bent her over and took her from behind .. vaginal. The stare continued, a haunting expression of what to this day I still am still not sure what of. Although I do suffer from Asperger's Syndrome, I do believe that even the most emotionally capaple human being would have trouble reading it.
She screamed and moaned and slowly called his name in a rather erotic manner. It was then that I became aroused, and then it suddenly hit me properly: here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maiden. I knew life would never be the same.

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>Tash Sarkar
>hot

Are trades for low IQ people? :(

why are you so jealous of mohamed salah?
sad cunt

All of the characters in this show are psychotic, the women doubly so

Thanks I thought that was obvious from the way she acted so someone unable to comprehend it threw me off.
Seemed obvious to me with the way part of the story revolved around Jon.
Also I absolutely hate how quickly they showed Danny reaching her breaking point, someone who read the books told me it took longer and you could tell why more-so than heavy breathing at the point of surrender then fucking bonkers from then on. Also what happened to the youngest Stark he was in S1 and I do't remember seeing him from then on, I don't think he was burned because the eunuch said they were farm boys if I recall correctly, he deserves the throne for being forgotten!

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was with my ex for 8 years, got 2 kids together.

she left me for some guy at work who it turns out she was sleeping with for at least 6 months.

I smashed his head in with a long socket wrench, got 5 years, no previous offences.

He wasn't that hurt just needed stitches although everything in the room was covered in blood

some have more than others

Lol

I want to visit Britain.

Hopefully while it's still Britain.

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I don't get it, explain

plumbing and gas are no longer allowed to be performed by retards but plastering and bricklaying are pleb tier

Can somebody clarify the "weapons sweep" meme? Is it really illegal to own cutlery in England?

Did he piss his pants? maybe shid and cum?

>Also what happened to the youngest Stark
Took an arrow from Ramsay Bolton at the start of the Battle of the Bastards

Depends mate. If you think it's Low IQ to earn twice the amount of a graduate job for the first 20 years of employment but eventually be overtaken as the graduate moves up the tree, then yeh, perhaps.

Debate in parliament today, pic related

Following a “widespread consultation with academics, lawyers [and] Muslim organisations”, it recommended the adoption of the following definition:
>Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness

researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CDP-2019-0086

So Muslimness is a word now apparently

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you're so mad that I live like a pig lmao

Sargon is getting more heat from the media for a rape joke than the actual Rotherham rapists ever got.

Niggers hide them in bushes and shit so the police go around looking for them, although by that post it seems all of those were handed in by a charity shop

I totally forgot about that thank you! I need to rewatch that, the cavalry at the end was actually cool to watch. That had the wall of bodies didn't it?

>I smashed his head in with a long socket wrench,

fucking lad haha

hehe

I'm a bricklayer. I work with plebs tbf.

scaffolders are worse, they speak a different language

The definition was supported by a range of Muslim organisations, including the Muslim Council of Britain (MCB). The MCB’s general secretary, Harun Khan, stated:
Muslim organisations from different parts of the country and different backgrounds have come together to make a resounding call on our political leaders

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I liked this, thank you for entertaining me.

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Big Brother watching over the children. Do they send in government trained knife specialists to cut up your supper for you?

you'll never play for liverpool get over it

Munter, too brown. prob low caste.

Real question for you Brits. These "weapon sweeps", are the knives and apparently a sword or two that they just found in the streets/on people they stop and detain? Or are they actually checking houses? Because seeing those in a kitchen would be normal. But even here in freedom land, someone carrying a random kitchen knife around would be cause for concern.

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Sargon is white. This was inevitable.

no, they're for people who can work with their hands and their heads.

Smart cunts will become spark or gasman and will earn a large sum if you work in areas of dense population and retardation.

pig latin. Very droll. Don't get so full of yourself GCHQ you monitor shitposts for a living. There isn't any dignity in it

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>What would I do?
>What wouldn't you do? It's Las Vegas!
Has anyone else heard this advert on Youtube? I hate it.

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try harder. 1/10.

Ffs, can we not put anything interesting in the op to stop retarded yanks from wandering in please

BIG SARGZ HAS A NEW VIDEO OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=S9a0kXOSi9s

a type of racism that targets something which is not a race

>state of those tits

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I'm literally a liverpool midfielder check the archives

Yes. You're only allowed cutlery in a pre-approved cutlery drawer. And you may only bring out said cutlery for the preparation, or eating, of a meal.

install ublock origin, pleb

>ads on youtube
what year are you living in?

They stole all those knives from a Spastics society shop?
What next, a fucking armed raid on Asda's homeware section??

Jesus wept.

why do you think I'm GCHQ just because I go to parties?

all it took was saying 4 posts in the last thread for you to spaz out again.

why are you encouraging the procurement of deadly weapons amongst our troubled young citizens?

If you don't end up in one of these at the end of the night, then it wasn't a real GCHQ party and you're just LARPing.

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She looks like a brown Liza Tarbuck

that Keanecel wasn't me, I always capitalize my own jargon because it's important because it's coined by me, an important person

Bit of both really, there's homes all over England filled with weapons and have been since the First World War.

People especially blacks have and will carry blades on them, normally in shitty migrant filled areas.

Police will find knives stashed but I've never really heard anyone getting their home raided over weapons unless it was a shooter.

>A FUCKING SPOON
THIS WAS THE SAME COUNTRY THAT RULED 1/3 OF THE WORLD

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why are you so intimidated by my ill-fated maverick attempts to get to the truth at the bottom of the Madeleine McCann case?

>Or are they actually checking houses?
no

>someone carrying a random kitchen knife around would be cause for concern.

here you cannot carry a blade over 3 inches in public unless you have a good reason such as you're a workman and its in your toolbox.

things like screwdrivers and hammers can also get you arrested if you dont have a good enough reason for carrying them

You can have whatever in your house

To be honest mate, unless you a nigger walking down the street with a bunch of your nigger mates, the cops in the UK aren't going to fuck with you unless you're being a dick. I'm 30, I've lived in London for 5 years as well, I've never been stop'n'searched.

>t.respectable looking whitey

Why don't we brits just import loads of pepper spray and riot?

Last time we had a propa riot was in 2011 and that was just a bunch of wogs running around in Brixton and Croydon.

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