Brit/pol/ - spoon edition

>London Police Mocked for Confiscating a Spoon in ‘Dangerous’ Weapons Bust
pluralist.com/london-mocked-for-confiscating-spoon/

>Theresa May agrees to set timetable to choose successor
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48290760

>Ultra-processed foods 'make you eat more'
bbc.co.uk/news/health-48280772

>Tears at the '22
order-order.com/2019/05/16/tears-at-the-22/

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museumoflondon.org.uk/discover/how-did-empire-windrush-change-london-docklands
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closer_Economic_Relations
gov.uk/universal-credit
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go to sleep

First for Queen

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What's brit/pol/s opinion on CANZUK?

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join the Commonwealth ffs

Corbyn BTFO

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And poo up their demographics more? No.

We're already in a blood union

This.

>I love the diversity of the languages around me. I love the joy expressed and the ways parents scold children, or teenagers use slang as a hodgepodge of languages. London has a history of such diversity. It is our privilege to approach it with joy.

>Happily androgynous. Volunteer. Organiser. Thinker. she/her.

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*bloody

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I'd support Imperial Preference with them if they weren't even more pozzed than we are.

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You saw terrorist didn't you?

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you ain't no better, burger

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post new bait

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not watched the soaps for ages
anything interesting going on in corrie or eastenders?

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An anglo would bolster anglo nationalism while allowing you to keep your culture, make your own laws, and you'd stand higher on the world stage.

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phil mitchell has joined the alt right

>soaps
>interesting

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What?

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he joined the alt right in a recent episode

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youtube.com/watch?v=VuU1GT6Mv3Q

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Don't need free movement of chinks and pakis to do any of that

You don't have to let the TV loicense cunts in.

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Guys, when can we crash this country with only white survivors?

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we are voting ukip over brexit party right?

This right here sums up british authority.
Passive aggressive as fuck. Only the british authority pull it off in such a manner.

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tv-licensing.blogspot.com/p/free-book.html

vote boris and you lot will delay populism with another 5 years

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Kek! Does he want to gas the kikes race war now?

Daily reminder that TV license goons have zero powers, these letters are pure bluff.

Is he destroying liberals with facts and logic on YouTube?

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Astonishing how stupid and contradictory this is. Absolute clowns
Checked

he wants to ban the quran and walford to be an ethnostate

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Sargoy's rally

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Realistically, will chan get banned in u.k in the near future?

Very interesting discussions on the latter half of lads! Not sure if any of you were there.

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so we have a Tory leadership contest in store for us next month. i wonder what fresh drama will happen this time

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what about?

I'm a bit shocked it hasn't already.

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fuck me i can smell the autism

Based Satan endorsing Gove

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FFS.

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Fucking kek! Is this real or are you winding me up, lad? What kind of stuff did he say?

Me too, i'm ready for the police to bust my door down for browsing brit pol at this point desu

Check it out. Mostly about the reason for how we as a people think.

>Spamming the most blackpilled thread on the board with blackpills
Bit of a larp desu kid

no.

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You do know that british twitter are just 1% of the population and most of them are journalists, liblabcongreen members and tommeh supporters arguing with each other.

Twitter and Britain are not the same thing

fuck this country. i wish every day that the people that are in charge of it die a slow agonising death from rectal flesh eating virus

If it's any consolation, they might... after buggering the 100th boy's arsehole.

probably, unless we can meme corbyn into power and oust the Orwellian tories

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>A yank posting anti-British stuff
Imagine my shock...

I spy a fedora

Corbyn and Labour are just as Orwellian.

Labour, Tory, Lib Dems and Greens make up INGSOC

stop worrying about the Job search and start to love the NEETBux lads

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Currently in the process of optimising my bennies

But if you don't job search they take away your neetbux?

been on the gear all night lads. gotta pull a sickie tomorrow. what's up with britpol today?

t. not even cokeposter

>How did the Empire Windrush change London?

museumoflondon.org.uk/discover/how-did-empire-windrush-change-london-docklands

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What a pathetic country we live in.

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Why the fuck aren't we building a CANZUK tariff union right the fuck now? Australia and NZ are already planning one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closer_Economic_Relations This is the most obvious fucking thing in the world. Take a few years to get it going, then bribe Ireland to join it. BAM. Done. Simple as.

not if you do it right you fucking weirdo

im doing heroin???

>Ireland
Only red, white and blue countries allowed in our gang.

What do you mean?
I used to fake my jobsearch back in the day but I still filled in the diary which was a chore.
I didn't like the new system at all though so I just got off it and live off savings now.

One of the worst experiences of my life was going into work at new Scotland Yard after drinking all night and snorting crushed up E’s. they just fucking knew, plus on the way in they have aggressive paintings of attack dogs and police helicopters etc, fucking nightmare

Depends on who you have, after an Injury of mine my work coach took pity on me and I had Carte blanche to bennies with no meetings at all, until I was transferred to the new system.
Now I'm arguing that, I am looking for work, desperately so, the places in the area I currently live in only offers weekend bartender work for dismal wages, greggs is (was now?) offering a 4 hour a week position and the British Heart Foundation is offering 6 hours a week, 5 miles away
like I'm genuinely stressed, as I want work, I honest to god do ever since my injury finally healed up, however the prospect of looking to the West and maybe going to Dublin or East to Berlin are better options and more prosperous options than what's available to me here, that also includes the costs of going to those countries lad it's actually an actual piss-take thinking someone should work for the cushty wage of £120 a month.
How would one do that user?

>How would one do that user?
Autismbux

get real benefits????

enjoy

i'm totally pulling a sickie tomorrow lol, past the stage of caring right now. sadly i'm out of charlie however.

what's new with politics? are we having political chat today or are we busy with chit-chat, i cbb to read the thread

What real benefits?
Autismbux?

Best way to get bennies?
I have nothing wrong with me physically yet I tend to have suicidal thoughts and have problems with walking with people.

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Stop working, Apply for it, have one meeting ""Profit""

Apply for what?

gov.uk/universal-credit

welfare, ofc

>get 250 pound a month
>still have to apply for jobs
>visit the job centre every week
Been there, done that.

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But you have to jobsearch for universal credit.

Go to GP get verified that you have Autism or a Depressive disorder, get barred from owning firearms in the process then apply.