Alberta Nationalism Thread. Saskatchewan and Manitoba anons allowed. Easterners and British Colombians not welcome. How do we meme the Alberta independence party next election?
Alberta Nationalism Thread
Andrew Bell
Parker Morris
Remember what those leafs took from us
Christian Robinson
Better off to wage war on Ottawa.
Brayden Martinez
Based image user, get your P.A.L. and head to the Rockies.
Ryder Moore
Mason Ortiz
Not worried about defending the Western border. Those BC hippies can't shoot for shit.
Wyatt Powell
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Jaxon Diaz
Reminder that this is our leader
Tyler Richardson
Jackson Hernandez
Oh for fuck sake!
I hope you are shitting me.
Does this ride ever end?
Tyler Morris
>nationalism
Friendly reminder that the nation-state was a mistake. You've fallen for the Jewish tricks again, user.
Cameron Phillips
It can only end when we leave. Kenney is a self proclaimed Canadian Nationalist that will always put Ottawa first. Don't make the same mistake next election. Vote Independence Party
Jayden Thomas
Yankee go home! You have no idea what's happening up here.
Brayden Jones
Day after the election was great.
Julian Kelly
Edmonton?
Kayden Hernandez
Albertan here. We need to gas NE Calgary and the entirety of Edmonton and we have saved Alberta.
Aiden Flores
I mean, you could at least switch off your vpn...
Bentley Sanders
kek the black dude is my old flight chief.
Sebastian Sullivan
What will our new nation be called?
Colton Baker
Elijah Lopez
>What
I live in NE. Rent is really cheap. Don't gas me ;_;
Jason Myers
British Columbia will run your shit to the ground
Jacob Clark
Nice try Chang
Joshua Robinson
Is your name Abdul Mahmoud Sadiq-Hussein?
Dylan Diaz
Hopefully Alberta's days as a major player on the world oil market are finished
Joshua Cruz
Most people there are Indian, not Pakis
Elijah Clark
You never miss a thread.
Justin Brooks
Bentley Martinez
New Kyiv
Kevin Powell
So Jason Kenny is Gay, right? Closeted, or Out?
Juan Rodriguez
Closeted. Like all Canadian "Conservatives"
Joseph Thomas
Wanna know another? He's gay
Parker Davis
No seriously. Kenney is in his 50s, never married, and never any word of dates or girlfriends, even to official functions. He’s always solo. I suppose that could mean hes aesexual, or non sexual, or whatever identity he chooses. But nohomo doesn’t mean herto....
Austin Robinson
Kenny has frequented and sought treatment from several gay medical providers. I find it funny how obvious it is that he's gay, the same way it's obvious that Jazz Jennings looks like a man
John Long
You would know huh.. You get the gas too Manpreet.
Angel Barnes
I'd be willing to look past him being a homo if he wasn't an Ottawa rat. Got sauce on the homo treatment?
Zachary Cook
WHERE MY SASK GANG AT?
Owen Baker
Real talk, it's nearly impossible to get beef in the NE because of the punjeets. Have to travel almost downtown to get some.
Colton Ward
My (gay) partner has him on file in his pharmacy. Funny how a homo was the most right wing popular party leader in Alberta. Still need less pozzed conservative leaders tho
Logan Morgan
Alberta should invade and claim northern BC providing access to the ocean and taking the liard gas field
Jason Allen
Is Calgary actually that much better than Edmonton?
Ayden Brooks
Yes, less deranged, more wholesome. It's still "cosmopolitan" though
Justin Butler
fucking racist die nationalism is for incels
Jason Ortiz
In the future yes, but can't invade until NATO dissolves. Banking on using Churchill Manitoba as a port until then.
Levi Cook
I actually haven't been to the NE in probably a decade at this point. Is it really that fucked over there?
Ethan Reed
Calgary is the best city in the world. Still has some degenerates, but a lot of people still hold Western values. Also, the zoo in Edmonton sucks ass and Edmonton smells like sewage for some reason
Brayden Richardson
Honestly that would be a fine alternative for a summer port but there are too many God damn indians and whales in the way
Jeremiah Bell
It's unfortunate that Churchill's railway tracks are still unrepaired. There would still be the need for a warm water port regardless. Icebreakers would be bank breaking
Julian Green
50% white, which would be the whitest part of Van or Toronto, but still rough. Not as bad with crime as people think though
Adam Long
Is that his downtown pharmacy or his calgary-lougheed pharmacy? I'll give my boss a heads up regardless.
>legislative staffers browse pol.
Zachary Flores
I hope when things fall apart, people don't go lynching ALL the gays. Those degenerates that dance around in speedos give the decent homos a bad name
William Sullivan
Lol, nope. I'm not going to get more specific than that. I will say, look up pharmacies that cater to gays.
Daniel Davis
Like I said, Churchill would be temporary, until NATO dies and we can invade whats left of Northern BC. And without paying equalization bux to Quebec, we could invest pretty heavy into Churchill, including those rails. Confederation was a mistake
Nicholas Wright
Exactly, given what was on offer in Alberta, Kenny was the best choice.
Adam Thompson
Independence Party was and still is the best choice. Don't get ahead of yourself user
Zachary Cox
It's ok senpai.
There's a reason all of Kenney's executive assistants have almost exclusively been YOUNG looking, attractive men.
He's married to the job lmfao.
Eli Lewis
It was a mistake once the east realized the west can never hold power and must remain beholden to "Upper Canada"
Connor Hall
Be reasonable user. Independence can gain momentum, I don't mind. I just wanted to get off the Nutly train asap.
Tyler Powell
>So obviously gay
Remind me why people are blind to the big gay?
Elijah Wood
We have half the seats we should have, yet I heard Ontarians complain that Alberta "controls" parliament. Easterners are fucking delusional. Then they call us traitors when we want to leave
Nathan Barnes
People would rather see a big gay than a woman in power in Alberta
Logan Cox
Amen, it's not an understatement to say that the prairies are the butt of many jokes in the east. My family there complains that everyone is too focused on Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal
Adrian Cooper
Same reason that if you dig into the nomination races in NE Calgary and SE Edmonton you see nothing but dodgy business that gets ignored because E T H N I C P O L I T I C S.
Blinders are on in order to protect some semblance of their past. The UCP/CPC are Martin Liberals and nothing more.
Jordan Taylor
Yeah. Lucky enough to be in Sherwood Park at least
Julian Kelly
So Independence party next election? It's the only real way to get off the crazy train
Ian Perez
Albskatchetoba
Chase Brooks
I'm unironically for this name
Adrian Gutierrez
Victoria is the only good place in BC so i think i'm allowed
Benjamin Reyes
You've never been to the prairies have you, Chang? You have no idea what good is. inb4 "muh bug zoo"
Jaxson Kelly
>You've never been to the prairies have you
You have no trees nigger why would i?
Zachary Garcia
It's all tiring
Charles Ward
When Canada breaks apart, you can join China. Not welcome here
William Cooper
Sure, let's go more right next time. Come on frens help Independence senpai by sending him energy
Caleb Scott
Yeah i wouldn't even move there even though i have family in Calgary, the whole province looks like shit
Juan Ross
Ontario here. Forgot all you nobodies existed but you think of me all the time lmao
William Campbell
We will leave you. You will weep like the decadent faggots you are
Justin Murphy
Or, Manskatcheberta
Liam Clark
literally the nicest place on earth
Jackson Long
Excited to see Ontario and Quebec after 5 years without equalization. It'll be the ultimate victory for us
Gavin Evans
Take your Boomer meme and fuck off back to Transcona, Faggot
Aaron Lewis
How long before you're wholly owned by China because you can't feed yourselves or sell oil for a profit? Wouldn't last 18 months
Dylan Sullivan
you dont understand how the world works very well do you jacob?
Logan Moore
All just jokes, my Transcona friend!
Jason Rivera
Yankee go home! W is for Walmart
Henry Roberts
Fuck the federation. Fuck the leaf. Fuck the East!
Jayden Lopez
Hey Fren, pic related Red River ex grounds with Chi-Chis sign. Chi-Chis for a little food before the Jets game. Have Sex.
Jonathan Morris
Can you explain this Transcona meme? I only see bits of it. I vaguely heard it had something to do with a guy that grooms muzzies?
Adam Allen
No Muzzies in Transcona. Just cheap Ukrainians with fat wives in wal-mart brand yoga pants.
Lucas Jones
James Morgan
Camden Sanders
Matthew Powell
This is a Glow thread.
Kys CSIS
Jayden Barnes
Press S to spit on CSIS
Landon Mitchell
Maybe. If it is then I want to know, why monitor and ensure that people who care about their country can't do so?
Jonathan Martinez
Normally it's the Ontarians that are the worst posters, but you sir are truly shit posting.
Levi Lee
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Bentley Cook
I love living in downtown Calgary, but the homeless problem is unbelievable. I can't go a day without getting pestered for change. All along beltline, Stephen Ave, the river and 17th.
How do we deal with the homeless/native problem? Any good programs in BC or Ontario we could advertise?
David Perry
Is Alberta mostly white? I want to move there but will I have to worry about chuggers beating me up and stealing my wallet?
Leo Butler
Make Nenshi leave the city and either ship the vagrants to Vancouver or send them with Nenshi. Get them outta here
Jonathan Rivera
>Any good programs in BC or Ontario we could advertise?
No, those cost a shit ton of money and encourage the homeless to stay homeless. The root of the issue is how broken the native people are. We need to get them working and off the paint thinner. Something an independent prairie republic could do, but not Ottawa