Why doesn't America send sexy women to spy on Russia?
Why doesn't America send sexy women to spy on Russia?
John Gutierrez
Grayson Wright
Because american women are ugly.
Jaxon Bennett
Women are too incompetent to make the right order of coffee when it's their job
They can't do complicated and important tasks, user
Asher Rivera
We don't have any sexy women.
Easton Jackson
who would make the best spy?
Adrian Turner
all the women are fat
Dylan Torres
>Anna Chapman
I would have let her suck the secrets out of me.
If you know what I mean.
Ryan Bell
>tfw those are all men
Alexander Phillips
Pretty sure Adam's apples don't increase sneak skill.
Carter Walker
Trans women are women. They just have cute feminine benis.
Sebastian Morgan
No
Jonathan Lopez
>in all fairness, their sneak skills are maxed
Gavin Foster
>America send sexy women
>America sexy women
Bentley James
>Sneak skills maxed.
Have you ever seen a tranny before in person?
I sadly have. And they do not pass at all.
Levi Butler
>They just have cute feminine benis.
remember natalie's weird penor
Sebastian Johnson
We can import them, fuckface.
We can get pretty women from their native countries to come be our whores.
Sebastian Reyes
sue already has experience from infiltrating the highly secure compound of a known white supremacist.
Gabriel Mitchell
>American women
>sexy
Pick one lol, smoking-hot women are basically the only good thing about Slavland
Zachary Howard
Lol.
Because the Russians aren't as dumb as you and won't fall for it.
Adam Johnson
>sexy
see her "face" please "dear" illithid
Kayden Perry
The Pentagon sent sexy NSA to do the job instead
Chase Edwards
Not really. Not one of them doesn't look like a man.
>left looks like an outright man in a wig
>middle looks like some deformed abomination
>right looks like a teenage boy
Maybe if you're an incel who hasn't ever seen a vagina though
Josiah Perry
Asher Cook
Russians are all androphiles. That is why Putin is always taking photos of himself shirtless.
Elijah Campbell
>that eerie, soulless stare