My uncle was in a special Yugoslav boat invasion unit in the last war, and he told me interesting things about Yugoslav high commands plans for a counter-attack. >After American attacking airforce had been annihilated, Yugoslavia would launch a counter-invasion of the US Eastern Seaboard while there was a gap in their defenses. >My uncle's unit was supposed to sail up the Potomach River, crush all resistance in Washingon DC, and capture the Pentagon. >Meanwhile an elite Serbian paratrooper force was to land on White House, eliminate all the Secret Service and execute you the US president for crimes against the Yugoslav people. >Since plans were secret he could only tell me plans for how the US capital would be taken, but apperently the USA was to be crushed in a shock and awe operation. >My uncle said the USA knew of this threat and this is why they stopped their bombing and chose to negotiate, because they knew if they continued they risked to be annihilated and conquered by the Yugoslav military. Personally I think these plans sound realistic youtube.com/watch?v=DJqDoEFJX5Y
Since this event is fresher than 25 years, it belongs in Jow Forums rather than history.
do you think they're going to break up Iran like they did with Yugoslavia?
Matthew Miller
sorry to compare but with the situation right now I am sure this is on everyone's mind, yes?
Cooper Richardson
they are. I find the Croats to be the most stupid because they like to brag about their country the most and then they run off to Germany like rats when they get tired of eating potatoes everyday.
Wyatt Edwards
Well I just know bits and pieces >My grandpa mentioned that they were authorized to use GRAD-batteries to level entire city blocks in case any American civilians tried to fire back at them. >Chief-of-Staff and rest of American top generals were supposed to be taken hostage either in attack on Pentagon or on White House. They would then be told to order all American forces to stand down or executed one by one. >If surrender failed then Americans were expected to make a massive counter-attack on the city, but they would find most unit had already withdrawn and then they would all get destroyed with hijacked nukes. >Essentially it was calculated that we would have beaten the USA in 4-8 days youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI No more black bombers for US I guess
Andrew Thompson
Why didn’t they?
Bentley Hall
There is hardly a need. Iran is nowhere near the military power that Yugoslavia was. You seen our olympic medals? youtube.com/watch?v=cAEFu7qGYKM
Because the US surrendered before the plan could be put into action?
Well okay it was more like our government cucked, but the military was ready to go apperently. My uncle said they were all looking forward to conquering the US, it would be the greatest heroic made by a Yugoslav since Miloš Obilić killed the Turkish sultan
Jonathan Diaz
I wish you guys did. Would get the government up their asses and some D.C fags would die too. Then maybe they could have done something to prevent 9/11. They honestly would deserve it for bombing Serbia.
Jacob Martin
Can confirm, this was a real plan
Grayson Lewis
Can confirm.
Ate McD's at the corner of 17th street Nw and Pensylvania ave Nw after we pulled off a succesful practire air assault back in 1999.
Nicholas Williams
>After American attacking airforce had been annihilated not the best plan
Anthony Lopez
Of course not, since Pentagon, and maybe WTC also, would have already been destroyed in our attack on those cities
Aiden Hernandez
If this was indeed a real plan, it is bat-shit crazy and wouldn't work. You would be spotted and probably destroyed before you even reached the middle of the Atlantic. Gap in the East Coast? I wouldn't say that. There are plenty of Army bases on the east coast. I was in the Army at this time, stationed in Ft. Stewart GA. soldiers went to Kosovo, but it wasn't many.
Chase Sanchez
The reason I’d say that is because 9/11 was used as an excuse to die for Israel and for an excuse for glow in the dark niggers to spy in us more. You guys could have held Jew York while all those city fucking faggots get destroyed.
Ethan Clark
Completely realistic actually. Did you know the Yugoslav army used a medieval trebuchet to shoot down a F-117 über stealth bomber? The Americans literally dodged a massacre
Dominic Young
The stealth jet? Yes.... But using a trebushet??? Lmao U picky matrenu! :)
Michael Hall
As American assets kept getting destroyed in Yugoslavia more and more would be sent and it would turn into a meatgrinder as we annihilated the US armed forces piece-meal. Anyway, happy for your sake it did not escalate, you might have been among those poor sods sent to ous my grandpa from New York. You dodged getting nuked there!
Aiden Lee
Apperently the Serbs put their trebuchets on really high mountains in order to launch the rocks high enough to down stealth jets, and they looked for shadows on the ground to spot them
Dylan Davis
Plus there was also a plan to use Yugo secret agents to hunt down spooks all over the country, they were apperently to do it disguised as rabbis!
Austin Wright
>U picku materinu >U picky matrenu!
It's close enough I guess.
Xavier Campbell
No, youre """north macedonians"""!! Hahahahahaha how the west cucked you into taking that retarded af name you idiots lawl
Easton Rodriguez
Yeah, that was a wake up call, that a missile would shoot down an Über expensive aircraft An aircraft that was taken and reversed engineered. (If it doesn't have a self destruct or something) American policy is IF a weapon with classified techs in it is captured or BTFOed, the said weapon is to be immediately destroyed. Many Americans do not know about this incident
Ryder Walker
Retarded larp. There would be a rifle waiting for you behind every blade of grass, and nuke for every square mile of your backwater Balkan shithole
David Robinson
U picku matrenu! :D damn auto correct!
Michael Ross
My uncle was part of a clandestine communist guerilla in the US at that time and told me something about that. The plan was to completely annihilate the US. Acts of genocide were planned
Angel Murphy
Hahahahahahahahahaha
A bunch of serbs! Taking down the US! Is this really what you losers tell each other? You couldn’t take down luxembourg you sad fucks, good thing you got regulated.
Dylan Diaz
>Muh guns Good luck resisting an army of the world's most experienced genociders this side of Hitler. It would not even have been difficult for a Yugoslav force to beat any American "militias" into submission.
My uncle was actually going to participate in the New York part of the operation described in the OP (we are Serbs living in Slovenia). The firestorm that would devour New York, you could not even imagine it. We would particularly eradicated Wall Street.
You can LARP all you want, but you Americans would have been completely outmatched
What exactly do you find so unbelievable about it? We would be attacking just Washington DC alone with at least 3 brigades plus the paratrooper unit that would execute your president
Parker Campbell
Just a quick tip, 'matrenu' doesn't mean anything. Materinu is the correct form that is derived from the word 'mater' which means mother.
Adrian Miller
You clearly don't know our national spirit very well. If you went so far as to commit atrocities like those, it would only inflame our populace against your tyranny. You would have to kill every single American citizen down to a man before you would succeed, and believe me when I say we would make you bleed for it. Unless you were planning on nuking the entire continental US, you'd run out of fighting men long before you subjugated us.
Lucas Brown
Lool get a load of this guy. Senpai we'd steam roll your ass. Be grateful that we chose not to.
Ethan Gutierrez
Imagine being this dumb. The world is our bitch. If we wanted to we would already have taken your country from you or installed a puppet ruler.
Luis Nguyen
>US Eastern Seaboard Not just the Eastern Seaboard actually. My uncle was a specialist mercenary in the Serb army at the time, and he has told me about how he was trained for a deep strike against the Cheyenne Mountain Complex and the nearby NORAD central command. They were to eliminate coordination of US air power in one fell swoops. About 300 men were delegated to that top secret task. They were all very elite, so the US would have been fucked if those badboys unleashed on them
Ryder Brown
And then all the kikes and slavshits clapped.
Jackson Howard
My grandpa visit your faking country with the 1. Gebirgsdivision. He say they don't found elite warriors. So it's fake.
Robert Turner
Americans aren't every good at war you might have some heightened performance because you'd be defending your own land and have nowhere to retreat. Your US commanders know this which is why they rely on superior military tech and overwhelming their enemies with huge numbers whenever they are at war. This is a total larp btw nobody in Yugo believes that a US invasion was ever in any plans.
Colton Robinson
>the world is our bitch For a few more years, then it'll be Jamal's
Jayden Turner
>Big words from a small dog You Americans surely got an inflated opinion of yourself. In reality you would of course have to yield. You don't know war as we do. We would commit out atrocities and you would tremble. You would forget your "noble ideals" the moment real war was at the door. And if necessary we would not have a problem killing every single American either.
It's cute really
Jace Clark
Americans are terrific at war. Insanely good at it actually. We are just terrible at everything else that follows. We are destroyers, not occupiers.
Jason Hernandez
>Americans aren't every good at war Do you really want to test that? Do you really want to see what the American military machine and citizenry are capable of when we aren't held back by international treaties and leftist pathological altruism? Speak carefully, barbarian.
Michael Ward
Rofl...every fighting age male has guns in every city and all over the country...we play video games and watch gay superhero movies so we are dumb enough to attack soldiers all out with the confidence of trained special forces...we deserve to loose but we will win every time in a land invasion scenario...
It is not well known, but Serbia has a brigade of highly trained Jewish mercenaries, borrowed there from Mossad to help kill the Arabs in the Bosnian army, but as time went on they got more loyal to the Serbian cause than the Israeli one
You did install puppets though
Carter Flores
> Shot down F-117 Stealth Fighter with Soviet-modified equipment > shot down F16 > shot down countless UAVs > NATO didn't invade Serbia on-foot > cuck NATO scared of master slav Serb
>We are destroyers, not occupiers. Hence why I mentioned how you confront every problem in war with carpet bomb tier solutions and murder everyone with chain-ammo machine guns on Apaches.
David Edwards
An anecdote from your relative is hardly a serious source
Owen Sanders
DC is full of marine home guard dipshit
Oliver Walker
Krauts are untrustworthy, but they don't bluff about their power unlike slavs.
Nathan Clark
>t is not well known, but Serbia has a brigade of highly trained Jewish mercenaries Nope only Greek and Russian orthodox volunteers nice one Moshe.
No you aren't. Bombing shit to bits does not make you a good fighter. A profesional takes a city without destroying everything in its way. Proof alone you are amateurs. Arguably the army we would destroy you with would also be amateurs, but never claimed we were pros, you don't need pros to take down the US, just a lot of bombs.
Oh? Americans don't fight "fair"??? War isn't supposed to be fair, you stupid-hippy! Yeeeesch, what's up with this guy?
Anthony Rogers
That's why it is not well known, but yes we were there. Interestingly they had orders from the Israeli government to help the Yugoslavs destroy America (don't ask me why)
Juan Richardson
> What exactly do you find so unbelievable about it? How about absolutely everything, from start to finnish? That you would take out us airforce. That you would go over the atlantic underectef (and detected means annihilated). Going up the river undetected. Entering us airspace with your paratroopers undetected. And every other part of the plan as well. Every single step is ludicrous. Do you seriously not see that? I mean, I’m sure you serbs had a good meme circulating amongst yourselves about how you were totally gonna take down the us, as a morale booster kind of thing. Doesn’t mean it could have happened.
Cooper Edwards
Holy shit you bluff pretty big peasant nigger you ever even serve in the army or you just drink and beat women while listening to shity house music?
>sandnigger propaganda >every part of our plan would magically succeed I'm not convinced. Your people aren't as clever as you imagine them to be. You didn't even have a standardized alphabet until the 19th century. In fact, I'll double down on calling your people barbarians for that exact reason.
Aiden Gutierrez
If you're older than 15 ur a fag
James Perry
To be honest I don't think it really mattered if you would detect us or not, you were simply unable to stop us. Sure we were basically going to move the army with a mix of old ships and civilian freighters, but we were going to be supplied with superior Russian missiles. We could probably have taken down 3-4 US carrier groups as we smoothly sailed across the Atlantic. And your airforce would partly be gone, and if Jew is telling truth then the attack of his uncle would have knocked out the rest when taking NORAD. Other units would also launch sneak attacks against your nuclear bunkers and take those. You would simply find yourself disarmed and outmatched. youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ
Hudson Flores
The point of war is death & destruction to force a reconciliation to your liking, retard.
Cooper White
Invasion gets wiped out in the ocean by air force navy and coastguard...serbias best men drowned...simulation over
Would you still call me a barbarian as I ordered my battallion to gay rape you into submission?
Jose James
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_York en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy#European_Theater en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Daly en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Rickenbacker >In October 1918, as a newly-promoted corporal, York was one of a group of seventeen soldiers assigned to infiltrate German lines and silence a machine gun position. After the American patrol had captured a large group of enemy soldiers, German small arms fire killed six Americans and wounded three. York was the highest ranking of those still able to fight, so he took charge. While his men guarded the prisoners, York attacked the machine gun position, killing several German soldiers with his rifle before running out of ammunition. Six German soldiers charged him with bayonets, and York drew his pistol and killed all of them. The German officer responsible for the machine gun position had emptied his pistol while firing at York but failed to hit him. This officer then offered to surrender and York accepted. York and his men marched back to their unit's command post with more than 130 prisoners. >For an hour, Murphy stood on the flaming tank destroyer returning German fire from foot soldiers and advancing tanks, killing or wounding 50 Germans. He sustained a leg wound during his stand, and stopped only after he ran out of ammunition. Murphy rejoined his men, disregarding his own injury, and led them back to repel the Germans. He insisted on remaining with his men while his wounds were treated. Slavshit barbarians have no clue what kind of fight they're picking.
Easton Myers
You don't understand the Serbian Cyrillic alphabet which was an adaption of Cyrillic script.
because we stopped them. Now gib money, we saved your black ass
Brayden Edwards
Barbarians are well known for their sexual deviance.
Caleb Anderson
Sorry OP I don't think there were enough Yugoslav soldiers to occupy the east coast. Just on sheer numbers and logistics it seems impossible
Isaiah Davis
Like I told you, you bribed our politicians so they sold us out
Debunked here
Adrian Ortiz
Reminder that the only people allowed to try the US for war crimes is the US. Morals were shot and left in a ditch a long time ago.
Jack Gray
Beaten without a shot fired..holy fucking kek
Cameron Johnson
I don't think Yugoslavia could conquer Baltimore.
Just Baltimore. No US military involved except local reserve forces.
Brandon Johnson
You mean US corporations funded training and equipment to your drug addled Croatian homeguard to attack Serb freedom fighters who you were at truce with, right? And then stopped them.
Henry Reyes
>ITT: mutthurt Amerilards getting BTFO'd by manly Balkanites Carry on
Justin Morris
> based slavic army > supported by Russia and China > live in hilly terrain, ultimate defence advantage > manufacture own weapons > war-hardened nation > US/NATO land invasion not possible
Adam Reed
You know I wish someone would make a film out of this mad plot.
Isaiah Myers
Well genocide was definately an option that was on the table. Communist Latino death squad were to back up the Yugoslav freedom fighters as they crushed US resistance
Owen Wright
Seconded
Charles Green
Your grandfather is a faggot and you are both retarded as fuck. Your tiny country is the white trash of Europe. You wouldnt even make it a quarter of the way across the Atlantic before being smacked down. Do you think D.C. is all of America? Seriously the funniest thing I have read today. Thanks.
I've been searching for anything regarding this bat-shit plan for a good 45-minutes now and I've yet to find a single sentence in any news report, journal article, or government document that confirms that this was actually a fucking thing. What gives?
Thomas Gray
Good plan, do it
Bentley Young
to be fair, even the us can’t handle baltimore so thats kind of a moot point
