Would Jow Forums pay a girl for pretending to be your girlfriend in an online multiplayer game?

Would Jow Forums pay a girl for pretending to be your girlfriend in an online multiplayer game?

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>pay a girl
haha no

I'm going to have to go with 'no'.

>3DPD
lol no
Got better stuff to buy for $20.

why the fuck would i want this chick to pretend to be my gf in front of kids playing overwatch, i dont get it

Imagine losing all of your pride as a man and giving a roastie money to pretend to be your girlfriend, how far one must sink for that to happen.

Why would I want a cunt to play games with? and why would i ever pay her to fuck it up?
retard

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>pay
Only Jow Forums can afford to pay for anything.

I had this idea back in 2009. Too bad I live in canada surrounded by retards who literally know nothing and bash any new idea cause they're too stupid to think of it themselves.

Nope.

This was an advertised service about 8 years ago. Women made bank. Forgot what it was called, but yeah, it was like $3 a minute or something for online game with girl.

How little dignity one must have to stoop this low

$20 isnt that bad honestly. I wouldnt do it but damn

no
I would euthanize anyone who does

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irredeemable

What if she were cosplaying as your waifu though? And acting in character obviously.
What then Jow Forums?

Yes, it's basically like an escort service. Most guys don't really do it for the sex, but for the friendly demeanor women put on that makes a man feel less lonely.

It it's like $100 for a 5 hour session, I think it's worth it if she has a girly voice and knows how to have fun.

It's not the same as the real thing, but let's be honest most of us are celibate because we're either ugly or have severe mutism/autism.

wut? no

>Would Jow Forums pay a girl for pretending to be your girlfriend in an online multiplayer game?
i could hire a local prostitute, be able to fuck them while still playing video games and it'd be way better value for money. these e-whores need to step up their game.

>No graphic language in voice chat
Kek

>but let's be honest most of us are celibate because we're either ugly or have severe mutism/autism
speak for yourself. i have no problems getting women at all and i have some severe mental health issues. there's no excuse. just get out of the fucking house and meet people. it's not that complicated.

No faggot. I'm married with kids to play fucking games with.

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I am a staunch loner, hermit, psychopath, and ISTP, and have been so for 30 of my 34 years of life.

Only if she buys MDMA from me at fair and nominal prices. $10/100mg

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>Most guys don't really do it for the sex, but for the friendly demeanor women put on that makes a man feel less lonely.

If anything, having to pay for a service like this would (or should) make you feel lonelier. Fucking betacucks.

Kek
Are you retarded?

>blunt bangs
>eye liner for just a video game
>dyed hair

yikes

Overwatch has a female like every other game though. Why the fuck would I pay for something free?

>Has enough money to spend on an internet prostitute that doesn't provide him sex
>Has enough money to hire a real prostitute but chooses to hire the other prostitute that doesn't provide him sex but gulps down his money for frivolous services.
>Most likely faps to her voice
The literal state of beta men in burgerland.

You can probably find an ugly super autistic girl that will do it for free.

But what if she cosplayed as one of the characters? It would be like the game had new dialogues.

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I DON'T WANT IT IF IT'S FREE
Is there a way to pirate it?

The lore is sjw bullshit anyway. If I'd known what the developers were like before, I'd never have paid for the stupid fucking game.

>no graphic language
Dropped. Why would I pay if I can't tell her to suck my dick?

The girls are hot though.

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Why would I want some used up turboroastie bringing down my rank in Overwatch?

Have we reached peak thottery?

thanks but no. ethots must die.

Only for pee-role playing in Postal 2!

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She looks like Bailey Jay

I would start the conversation "I whip out my large meaty penis" and see where it went from there.

No chance in hell. I dont play games

Beta males are pathetic and need to be purged

Shes probably bad at the game so no

Reminder that these savages don't even hide their intentions.

>John Bolton admits to lying and deceiving the public
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>Israel Lobbyist calls for false flag to start Iran war
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>That Time John Bolton Said It’s Good To Lie About War
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>It should also be noted that Bolton is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, an organization whose members have influenced the state of geopolitics for the last few generations. Bolton was also a member of the neo-conservative, warhawk think tank, “Project for the New American Century,” which was enthusiastically promoting the lie about Saddam Hussein possessing weapons of mass destruction.

>The Washington Post reported Wednesday that Trump has grown frustrated with national security adviser John Bolton and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo as their hawkish posture risks spiraling out of control.
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>We need to guard against another mistake in the Middle East. Here’s how the march to war has begun.
>Break with Europe, Russia and China and withdraw from a nuclear deal that had completely stopped Iran’s work to build a nuclear bomb? Check. Unilaterally reimpose sanctions designed to cripple Iran’s economy, without buy-in from our allies? Check. Take the unprecedented step of designating the Islamic Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization, a move consistently opposed by U.S. military leaders? Check. Move the USS Abraham Lincoln strike group and a bombing wing into Iran’s backyard? Check.
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JFK's efforts against Israeli nuclear program, which led to his assassination.

There's better porn than overwatch.