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>Australian election day guide: what you need to know
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AUS/POL/ ELECTION PRE-ELECTION DAY
Jace Jackson
Alexander Allen
Luke Watson
remember to vote labor lads
Landon Lewis
Posting for Foreigners.
Australia has a Centre-Right Party called the Liberal Party, which is based on the Chicago school of economics, they say that they believe in freedom of the individual (lol what a joke), and market freedom too.
>This party has completely betrayed it's base, and it's core values as the conservative party which is causing mass disillusionment here.
We now have the United Australia Party, which is almost identical to the Australian Liberal Party, they are trying to take massive advantage of the populist wave at the moment, they have adverts everywhere. The party is centre-right, pretty much an American Republican, soft on immigration which pisses off Australian's, however, this party has previously voted against authoritarian policies that our piece of shit government has proposed, he is also very anti-china (he's the one who posted the twitter anime meme). This is the party that will make the difference this election, he has spent millions and millions on advertising and is tipped as the "king-pin". No one really knows how well he will do, but my bet is, he is going to be the one to make sure that the cucked parties stay in power.
Then there is Pauline Hanson's One Nation. This is our most prominent "Right-Wing" party, it's anti-muslim, anti-immigration, pro-gun. In the past Pauline Hanson has warned about China, and in fact popularized "Asian Invasion", but kinda cucked out when she stopped her party's main tagline being anti-china. This is the party that pushes our populist idea's like anti-muslim stuff. Her main support base is in Queensland. Sadly, her party is not very professional. While they aren't thugs, and they have certainly cleaned up their act a lot, they certainly have a way to go.
Justin Myers
Then, there is the Australian Labor Party. Centre-Left, Democratic Socialist party. This party has also betrayed it's base, which pisses off a lot of people. They have become a party full of progressives that push the social justice agenda, after the Sri Lanka bombings, the leader of the party didn't acknowledge christians. This party also votes with our Main Centre-Right party (the Australian Liberal Party) to push through some very anti-freedom authoritative laws.
Then we have the Greens. Literally fucking commies. They attract young voters between 18-24, who are under the illusion that the Green's care for the environment, but don't understand that the Green's want higher taxes and to institute hate-speech laws. This party is the social justice party. They have defended internet privacy, but are a fucking appalling party. Their main support base is in Victoria, which is why a lot of people are hating Victoria, our Parliament listens to the Greens more than what Australian's really want.
Jack Rivera
Woke as fuck
Charles Myers
OP from previous thread, I'm still undecided
Gavin Hill
Ah shit, here we go again
Evan Harris
based chink
Jordan Reyes
Fuck this was a mistake, here is the real deal
Anthony Butler
Question: Can I enrol and vote on the same day?
Isaac Gutierrez
wtf you doing?
Jaxson Taylor
chinks vote liberal though
Jordan Price
VOTE ANNING
Kevin Sanders
Epic fail.
Blake Perez
TIME FOR YOUR NIGHTLY REMINDER;
A VOTE FOR THE GREENS IS A VOTE FOR FAGGOTRY
Cooper Green
Tyler Gray
fuck you
Kayden Nelson
Another serious question:-
I have been on a disability support pension since 1994, due to numerous issues, and would like to ensure that I can keep it indefinitely. In order to do that, who should I be voting for?
Aaron Jones
Angel Wright
>due to numerous issues
so you're lazy, got it.
Eli Wilson
>ah shit, here we go again
Grayson Gray
Unironically the more conservative parties
The left wing ones will probably take your wheelchair money away to give to foreigners
Thomas Bailey
labor probably since the entire election period has just been them randomly issuing statements that they'll throw a few hundred mil here or there every time the libs do anything, they'll keep you on the bennies
Robert Anderson
Unironically the Liberals. Scott Morrison has increased the NDIS massively.
Tyler Stewart
I hope you all do what we all know needs to be done
Juan Gray
The globalists are winning, that's for sure.
Owen Gutierrez
No fucking way.
And I’m a migrant originally...
Jaxson Thompson
James Stewart
>waste my vote on a meme party
Gonna have to pass on that one fella
Brayden Miller
If you don't vote for anning, you're a fucking retard.
It's the only vote that will be fun. Labor have it in the bag, don't waste your irl shit post user. Seriously.. you know you want bill fucking to Fraser on a heap of shit, it'll be perfect
Julian Turner
Based
Evan Scott
WHO SHOULD I VOTE FOR? ANNING FIRST CHOICE, THEN FISHERS AND SHOOTERS, THEN SUSTAINABLE AUSTRALIA AND ONE NATION. What should I choose after them?
Evan Cox
>Preferential voting
>Vote wasting
Anyone who doesn't vote Anning is scientifically verified as being cucked
Xavier Hughes
Anyone who doesn't vote anning needs a bullet
Dominic Morgan
Respect my trips
Nolan Reyes
dafuq?
Christopher Harris
Whoever you like.
Xavier Roberts
Checked. Based poster
Asher Moore
For me, it's the Greens and Labor.
Caleb Barnes
Liam Lee
right wing meme parties, followed by left wing meme parties, then lnp, lab, greens last. greens always last
Jordan Richardson
Another question:-
How many years, at an estimate, until Australia becomes an Islamic republic?
The last time I went into Melbourne was two years ago, and when I did so, at three different railway stations there was an ocean of hijabs as far as the eye could see. I was absolutely horrified, and haven't been back into the city since. I truthfully hardly go outside, because I am genuinely terrified of them.
How many years do we have left, anons?
Grayson Jenkins
change to green label coopers please, red sparkling ale is zoomer drink.
Michael Jackson
Jackson Martinez
Trips don't lie lads, Vote Anning -- Your life depends on it!
Brody Gray
It won't happen, although a chechnya type situation may develop.
Charles Price
>How many years, at an estimate, until Australia becomes an Islamic republic?
You spelt Chinese colony wrong. I give it 10 years, the PM is a chink serving primarily chink interests
Joseph Miller
checked
Jackson Taylor
Australian politics are boring!
BORING!
Andrew Walker
26 observable faces
7 are white
Brody Price
Im thinking about voting labor or anning for the senate
Evan Hall
I like his pledge to open the country up not only double the annual intake of retards, but also their boomer parents. I can’t think of a faster way to bankrupt the country than this.
Dylan Watson
Go back to Re ddit you fucking retarded homo
This poster has a low IQ
This is anning country
Joshua Parker
This is why Australia should be nuclear armed, so it could send a couple on Victoria...
I’m half joking there.
And that “diversity” as they call it, is starting to appear more and more in Sydney too (never seen so many africans that lately).
Dylan Myers
Witnessed, lead prescriptions are now full medicare rebate.
Christian Sanchez
Even the greens poster isn't voting labor you faggot
Evan Moore
nice b8 m8
Xavier Edwards
Won't be if you vote for our lad Fraser
Charles Rivera
Logan Jackson
He looks like he has saggy tits on that picture
Cameron Sanders
They don't call him bitch tits bill for nothing
Logan Bell
>Not ryuko
Juan Adams
Or Bull Shitten
Tyler Walker
Bitch Tits Bill
Owen Turner
>trips
GUNS, LADS. GUNS!
Carter Moore
He can hold a few biro's under those milkers
David Long
Estrogen is a hell of a drug
Liam Phillips
>lab
>lib
>greens
>animal justic
>united aus
What a shit electorate I live in.
Juan Clark
>Estrogen is a hell of a drug
Gavin Russell
makin?
Robert Parker
>This is why Australia should be nuclear armed
Been saying this for yonks. Chinks will never allow Australia to have the bomb.
James Phillips
Do you want to create your own How To Vote Card? Then this is the tool for you. Just give this to your family or friends before you go to the polls tomorrow.
Aiden Williams
When is he getting a sports bra?
Charles Thompson
Is this real?
Jacob Adams
Kevin Roberts
if australia got nukes scomo would just sell them to the chinese
Logan Cook
I was thinking that, I have actual pectoral muscles and the friction on the nipples can be pretty bad when running, fuck knows how he survives with those big floppy lumps of fat tossing his nipples everywhere.
Angel Powell
are the NEETs awake yet?
remember you gotta vote this saturday morning before you go back to bed.
[1] Greens
Jack Clark
vote liberal
Blake Cruz
wear looser tshirts i dont want to think of your bleeding nips while running
Robert Cooper
He’s obviously already transitioning to appeal to the lgbt community.
Bentley Murphy
*Below everything that isn't Labor and Greens
Jose Sullivan
based kindie greens hate
Alexander Butler
Sebastian Gonzalez
Shorten NPC attempts emotion. Fails. youtu.be
Caleb Flores
*hat
my nephew wears the same hat and he is in kindie
Justin Thomas
Nah
Luis Cooper
>the PM is a chink serving primarily chink interests
All by Kevin Rudd's design.
>Chinese agent in Rudd spends like crazy and tries to get Australia locked into a Chinese debt trap.
>Labor realise he's gone off the rails and knifes him.
>Gillard is incompetent and fails to correct the ship.
>Labor realising how deeply unpopular Gillard is knifes her and puts Rudd back in because atleast he can win an election
>He fails and Abbott wins.
>Being dealt a bad hand by his predecessors, Abbott attempts to fix things making him deeply unpopular with the public
>Snake in the grass and Labor lite alternitive in Turnbulll mounts a challenge and successfully knifes him.
>As a result of Labor's policies Australia is hurting for cash and climbing debt, thus Turnbull is forced to sell off assets.
>China is waiting in the wings exactly for this.
Bentley Howard
he has taken so many PR/public speaking lessons he has forgotten how to be sincere and human
Liam Jones
hot
Evan Edwards
yeah its pretty hot snapchat filter
Carson Moore
When do the polls close? I'm afraid I'll sleep in and miss it.
Joseph Miller
You should also explain that Greens and Labor are literally part of a global party system. Being merely the Australian "branch" of it and that they hold meetings regularly.
Benjamin Lee
6pm
Benjamin Ramirez
Nolan Rivera
Shit, maybe I should just stay up and walk there when they open. I'll probably be drunk and smelling of cum by then though.
Nicholas Brown
cbf. Most people know that partys are connected globally anyway. The Liberal Party has an international affiliation too.
Matthew Stewart
Votes today from the shitty embassy.
1 Anning
Kayden Hill
they open at 8am, whichever works best for you m8