I swear to God this stupid cat has been dead for about two years now.
I remember the damn plebbit threads.
I would have bet money this cat had died.
Now I'm reading it just died May 14...
Have we shifted again?
Did we shift again? Mandela effect
Carter Johnson
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Ayden Perez
Me too! I was saying this early today and some people even agreed with me. Fucking mandella effect is real.
Oliver Allen
It's a fucking cat
you just forgot to take your meds brah
Easton Rivera
May 14 was two years ago
Christopher Jones
Yea I definitely remember reading about how he died a year or two ago. Mandela effect confirmed real.
Samuel Scott
And Berenstein books are kids books.
It's about the subtle changes in reality.
Jackson Allen
It's strange for sure.
Luis Baker
No that was keyboard cat.
Jordan Wilson
God fucking damn, this can't be happening lads
Christian Baker
I think you’re getting the meme cat confused with the meme bunny
Owen Flores
Maybe he's confusing it with Gabe the dog
Aiden Cook
I actually thought he died a year or two ago too. About an hour ago I said this to my coworkers. Yes, it's just an anecdote about a can on a Vienese plastic bottle forum, so take that for what it's worth
Noah Foster
2016 was a great year! Boomer celebs were dying left and right. I felt like I was seeing the death of an age, which I watched the violent birth of a new one.
Asher Nguyen
...
Juan Reyes
>itt impressionable retards lie about a conspiracy they never heard of till the faggot just mentioned it minutes prior because they're so unloved at home this makes them feel like maybe they have actual friends
Am I close?
Easton Morgan
Ahem.
SHIT
MEMORY
GO OFF
YOURSELVES
SUBHUMANS
*dabs*
Mason Richardson
Pretty sure it was the original "i can has cheezburger" happycat
Camden Lewis
SLOPPY
Jaxon Williams
This sounds schizo as fuck, but I FELT the shift this time. It was deja Vu, but not, because I got like vertigo, and then remembered the stuff right before it happened, but the details were slightly off. It was fucking weird.
Gabriel White
No, you're just wrong.
Jackson Anderson
>be Grumpy Cat
>be big fluffy strong Maine coon
>have great life
>one day, get out of house
>go into street
>”what’s this big loud thing coming towards -“
>wake up
>body is smaller
>no majestic fluff
>feel dumber
>slowly realize you have waken up in new body with new master
>find out you are Internet sensation
>get lots of pictures taken with lots of people, get lots of attention
>you’d rather be outside, hunting birds and mice in big athletic Maine coon body
>instead you get carried around and forced to interact with people who value your ‘cutness’
>existence hurts
>not just your malformed inbred body
>your soul as well, knowing what you have lost
>hear of Mandela effect from retard human owner reading Mongolian basket weavers website
>finally come up with plan
>get UTI infection
>”maybe if I get sick enough in this body I will go to sleep and wake up as a Maine coon again”
>”....almost there....”
Liam Flores
F
Jacob Hernandez
It does sound schitzo as fuck, but I know I sound schitzo as fuck too for even thinking this is a Mandela effect thing...
Any idea on what shifted?
What day this week did you feel this?
Hunter Foster
Great, now Mossad is coming after our fucking cats.
Leo Cook
literally never heard of the mandela effect until this thread. Last night I told my gf that the cat died and she said "yeah I read about it two years ago", which is what you are all saying now.
wtf is habbening
Daniel Stewart
No idea and it doesn't matter, the basic reality remains the same. Apparently there is no God nothing means anything and nothing matters, this is just an interesting bit of trivia.
Jaxon Ramirez
I remember about a year and a half ago seeing something about it. strange
Ryan Anderson
>wtf is habbening
Nobody knows, and i don't mean just with this Mandela Effect shit i mean with everything in general.
Eli Powell
You get confused with the fat cat that sat in boxes
Josiah Richardson
Welcome to my dimension, niggers.
Kevin Gomez
Didn't the doge dog die recently?
You might be confusing it with that.
Nathaniel Moore
Sick Reading Steiner
Oliver Taylor
There was a death hoax in 2013
Check out the wikipedia editing history when you get suspicious about a Mandala event
en.wikipedia.org
Samuel Harris
My gf sent me a Pic of the cat with a sad face today.
I replied "it's been dead for two years".
She responds "no I just died this week!"
I look it up on Wikipedia, to prove my retarded gf wrong, and I see I was wrong...
I swear to fucking God I remember the stupid plebbit posts mourning a retarded meme cat's death two years ago.
Maybe I'm just crazy tho.
Cameron Hill
The closest you'll get to God is the Ultimate Masculine, but not a One Sky Daddy To Rule Them All in the Semitic sense, just masculinity in general. The heights of Aryan masculinity.
Yes, it's sexual in Nature and if you want it to be it's also homosexual in nature. It's up to you.
>inb4 homosexuality is wrong
Nature is indifferent.
Charles Diaz
No one cares. Fuck off back to /x/
Xavier Sullivan
No, that was Dogecoin.
Carson Robinson
Interesting. This is why I posted here.
Hunter Carter
youtu.be
Ethan Brooks
Keyboard cat died in 2018
Josiah Carter
this, basically
Kevin Cooper
>Nature is indifferent.
Wrong. Nature chose not to allow homosexuals to reproduce. Kys degenerate faggot.
Henry Stewart
It was Wednesday night. I was making dinner, I had the deja vu thing, got dizzy, and then I was anticipating my wife to ask me one question, and it was different than the deja vu. But then events directly after were in line with it, and the moment passed. It was weird as fuck.
I know, I know.
Jacob Roberts
>inb4 phonefag
Wait no that cat died years ago. I remember it dying, cause I used to shit post on 9gag, and they were all being fags about it.
Benjamin Roberts
Sorry guys, it’s my fault. I smoked too much pot last night and may have the timeline.
Jackson Green
>keyboard cat
Fatso (who died in 1987)
Jonathan James
Ok...How many of you slick fuckers just made up shit to re-enforce OP and anyone else reading because you thought it would be funny...lol. *Raises hand
We are so fucked! ahahahahahhahahahha
*Cranks filter: "Hey man nice shot" up to full volume on the radio
*Slams gas peddle to the floor
Landon Hughes
>Wrong. Nature chose not to allow homosexuals to reproduce.
Only the most effeminate twinks are full fledged homosexuals, the rest are bi.
>Kys degenerate faggot.
Why shouldn't people partake in occasional degeneracy?
James Perez
Hahahahaha. Cracked me up. Thanks, bro.
Julian Brown
video not posted on 1st of April.
not a retard
not a shill
Kayden Morris
this guy must be gone by now too
Camden Rivera
might be the reason we thought he died. we saw it a long time ago and forgot it was april fools
Brandon Nguyen
There is NO mandela effect..... The brain in the head on top of the shoulders located in the body you inhabit gets retardedly confusedador because you try to fill in gaps of missing information. You dont see it all. You are an autistic mongo. Aluminium and Strontium are eating that peabrain of yours. Grow up.
It always was Berenstain. I know this because Im older than you Idiots. I listened to the audiobooks. So my memory is reinforced with not only my eyes seeing the truth but my eara HEARING it too. The Mandela thing is bullshit. You all are just remembering a death HOAX that was printed in the National Enquirerer from the 90s
Jaxon Peterson
Actually thinking about it, 3 days ago my mother (which weird shit always happens to) sleepwalked for the first time. She woke up outside in the backyard standing with my german Shepard. Both me and my mother that night had the same nightmare, where the world was flooding. It was strange to say the least.
Ethan Richardson
You're just scared that reality isn't the solid unchanging thing you thought it was.
Caleb Myers
Dont be a dipshit chink. No fear resides in this Man. Everything changes DUH. I just lived through this crap and its NOT different... You goobers just remember shot incorrectly. YOU ARE WRONG and your brain and ego is just trying to make up a story for the crap you never really knew about. The Name Bernstein is common. The name Berenstain isnt.... Thats why you idiots are projecting your own stupidity and making excuses for it rather than admitting you are wrong.
Grow up out of the satanic scifi jew fables.....
Cameron Rodriguez
You're clearly terrified like the rest of us, you should listen to me i was born to lead men.