HOLD ME ANONS, SHIT IS ALREADY OVER
LESS THAN 4 HOURS TO BURN IN HELL
HOLD ME ANONS, SHIT IS ALREADY OVER
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Nothing ever happens. Nothing will happen. There is no spoon.
When were the other six?
time for a quick wank then
No man shal knoweth the return
gentlemen, its been an honor shitposting with you for the past 13 years.
i hope so but no man knows the hour of his return. We can guess it's coming soon but we still have tribulation and wrath first.
Please let this be the end. Rolling.
He's been here.
Let it end.
What is this? I've not seen it on BBC.
Yes, it was an honor user
Get saved frens
Did it alrdy happen or did I miss it?
Are we done yet?
Is it over?
. 3At that time, if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There He is,’ do not believe it. 24For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders that would deceive even the elect, if that were possible.…
I always read it as "no man knoweth.." which implies currently. If so, maybe someone could find out later?
I guess I could check the Greek to see what inflection is offered. That said, not much more needs to happen before some serious tribulations.
Did what happen? Just got here and need a rundown
The worldo is going to end on the 25th you ding dong
OP posted 38 minutes ago count down was for 3 hours 53 minutes newfag do the math.
What is going to happen? I need to finish few dungeons in ESO in 5 hours.
No man knoweth the day or the hour. Fuck off gaynigger.
Nothing ever happens
But I want to get theeeeere......
Why's it taking so long.
nothing ever happens
until it does.
about 3 and 1/2 hours
got my fingers crossed
please Christ return to us we need you
That was the joke, I couldn't miss the Seventh Trumpet happening obviously.
we still have a long way from the 7th trumpet 1 world government 1 world religion 1 world economy hasn't happened yet.
They are alway so vague with this shit its impossible to tell. However they certainly rob them blind in publishing huge tombs of vague cross eyed religious horseshit.
We are in the the end times yes, but we won’t know when it will end. We may sit like this for another century or it could be next week. We have gone the way of Babylon.
Oh, well damn, I thought something real happened
Carry on as you were, schizo man
I accidentally replied to myself.
please Christ return
When he shows up
Hi Jesus! Hi! Look over there they have child trany's Jesus! Look! They said pedophelia wasn't harmful to....jesus?
I want to crucify jesus all over again...
I will KILL Jesus Christos of Nazareth!!
Please God let it all end
This is the definition of a faulty induction. That nothing ever happens when someone claims something will happen, has absolutely no bearing on whether something will happen eventually.
U better save jesus from me, because I will KILL JESUS!!!
Do we get to hear the trumpet you think or is it metaphorical? What if it's really bad and it's a big nothing but it's something the whole time and then it blows up and we don't have time for popcorn or anything.
i like 2 better than 5
Hitler will come back
no it's an audible thunder at jesus return it will be an audible physical event he will descend from the heavens with an army of angels in multitudes that will up the sky everyone alive will see his return and witness it.
WELL WHERE IS THE LINK SO WE KNOW WHEN EXACTLY TO GO OUTSIDE.
I can't go out there and stand.
I'll get sunburnt.
I name of Akatosh and the Divines. I will join you in your path. We shall rule the day.
nothing will happen, its just jehovas witness bullshit
i hope so but no man knows the hour of his return.
The verse you refer warrants further investigation. This is obviously the hour.
Its fake and gay
Can anyone give me a QRD on why this thread exists.?
Let us KILL JESUS together, my brother. Praise Lucifer!
Secure your waifus!
No man knows.
There is no antichrist yet and we still need a catastrophic event that affect everyone so he could rise
Guys, aircraft keep flying endlessly over my house. I've been hearing helicopters for hours. Not even memeing.
the signs we've been given haven't been accomplished so no it's not.
Pepperridge Farms Knows
Do you live near an airport?
Because we're trying to figure out when Jesus is returning in the next odd 4 hours so we can outside and not miss it. It's not like missing an eclipse or anything.
I want to wave at Him as he avenges God's wrath upon the world.
Do you guys think there'll be voiced on the wind and the earth shaking. I've never been in an earthquake before. Oboy.
3 HOURS LEFT YOU NIGGERS
4 DAYS LEFT FOR THE "BLESSING", ITS FUCKING OVER, NOT A DRILL YOU KIKES
ITS O V E R
Yup the last war
Hopefully Trump will initiate it/dragged into it
Oh for fucks sake, it’s raining outside..anyone know where the great thing is happening n stuff ? Can I bring a drink with me ?
I'm repenting, so am I safe now?
Jesus doesn't say "no man will ever know the hour"
I hope so, I’m going to clap
I am the antichrist because I will KILL JESUS!!!!
There's a small airport across town from where I live. I usually don't hear anything.
War with Iran?
I wish man....
Fuck it’s true, Jesus just flew over my house followed by some bloke clapping
until it does
When it doesn't.
i bet this is when Damascus burns if anything (which sparks ww3 which would birth the 1 world government religion and economy)
WINE AND WAR user
We will know soon...
(it never happens)
biblical prophecy a day = a year so this is a larp.
that's a tranny.
Checked and this
I have no idea, the only date i could think of is 2021 since that will be the year the red heifer will be ready
SEAL OF GOD COMPLETED, FAREWELL
Nothing will happen
War with Iran starts first then Damascus burning. Atleast that’s what I think.
Are you sure they aren't just filming a movie?
war with iran
rise of mehdi
destruction of Saudia Arabia by mehdi
Rise of the man of sin
mehdi gets BTFO
islam loses the faith, BTFO in 2 moves
Catholicism being destroyed from within
pope dies/goes into exile
a new pope that subverts the followers
third temple may or not be built, possibly a decoy
final persecution begins
2021 is also the last date the moshiach will appear
with or without redemption
wait but i want to masturbate again but im stuck at work for the next 5 hours
Fuck off proti scum
Let me make that more painful for you
wait but i want to masturbate again but im stuck at work for the next 5 hours
Tell Jesus that when He shows up. He will listen to you. And then you might just get slapped really hard or something.
you wish faggot
I have many sins. I am to die but allow me to repent now. I am sorry for all I have done and I will continue to be until I die. In this limited life, it has been an absolute honor to shitpost with you friend.
The meteor strike is on the 25th user
Thas Jesus comin!
bro im sure jesus is down to fap to some big fat anime titties
that's the Dragon dumbass, although people will think it's Jesus
What’s gonna happen when the seventh trumpet blows? What do I need to do? Help me Christanons
Finally if this happens
referencing someone claiming to be Christ
he is here. That is all. He will reveal when it's time.
Hey GUYS !!! You think it'll hurt much ? Does it mention anything about being painfull ? I hate pain.
He's gonna know you said that.
You're gonna forget? But nope.
One day, maybe not long from now, you'll be a beautiful garden with Jesus finally and he'll motion you over to sit and you'll be brimming with excitement and He'll say unto thee
Let's talk about the time you said on Jow Forums that I would be and I quote ' down to fap to some fat anime titties '. And then He just looks you dead in your eyes.
What THAN user!? WHAT THAN!?!?!?
I think we’re gonna get a really big earthquake soon
13 years, savage user, take a bow...
I fought dragons in monster hunter for 10 years. Ready your armor men, we gonna need it.
Jesus here, tbqhwy I'm kind of shitting it. I mean 99.999% of you niggers aren't going to be saved and that's going to suck for those of you left on Earth. I'm probably going to get quite a lot of shitty looks while you're getting eaten by demons or whatever.
Add to that I'm a straight white male and the current media climate means I'm automatically the bad guy. I dread to think what they'll say about me in the news, I'm going to get crucified lol
believing is a good start
he hands me a blunt and a tablet and a link to some banger ass doujins
One of this countdown clocks. Probably at the end it will have some video about abortion or something. I remember religious people doing this in the past
You think it'll hurt much
Maybe if we cry out to Jesus for mercy and praise His ass kicking of all evil on earth He'll be like
Fine I'll save you for later
And then we can be saved for last and get to see all the wicked get wicked before it's our turn.
Come back to me Anons....
Actually I imagined you trying to hand him a blunt after all that and I busted out laughing.
But I'm binging old cartoons. Fuck off for a few more weeks, sky daddy.
Dear Lord, please don't come back during me binging of me cartoons. Amen.
*THE GREATEST MAN IN HISTORY
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us! If you believe in God & in Jesus Christ His Son... REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS. AMEN.*
My soul is ready
Did we started the fire?
4 hours huh? The joke's on you! I'm on Pacific Standard Time.
Where the countdown?
I just prayed to God and asked for forgiveness for the first time in my life. I feel like the world is going to end, there is just something about today.
Double digits. Checked
Will it sound like this? Need to know anons...
Checked. The beast appears first.
I got a boner, my bad
Kek. Probably this.
2:30 HOURS LEFT
Does it matter if he was black?
Oh man, just before the weekend
IS THERE A HAPPENING I AM MISSING OUT ON
The Vril are coming.
Niggers steal bikes here also.
Bad self eater 2 electric bugaloo
NOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE THE END!! I WON'T LET THEM!!
Ancient Powers of Evil, bring forth your inner darkness and flood the world of non happenings.
I think happening threads are worse than bbc threads on Jow Forums. It never happens you dumb faggots
Do Pagancucks fear death? Do they know where they will go once they die? They can be offered eternal salvation but deny it like retards
I will kill jesus
Didn't know Jow Forums become /x/ now. Hell, even /x/ are less retard than this thread.
Compadre, you'd better pray as hard as you can during the last hour
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
He is using present tense in greek.
what have I missed here Jow Forums, sorry I’m not a NEET and have a job so I don’t spend every waking moment on here.
do it user. do it
I will kill jesus
You already did you Jew bastard.
It didn't take.
He's COMIN BACK FOR YA.
If this doesn't happen, it's confirmed that Christianity is a false religion followed by idiots. The amazing atheist is right.
I've been feeling suicidal for the past week, but today I actually thought about acting on it.
WTF ARE YOU GETTING ALL OF THIS SHIT FROM user ?!!
The GCP dot hasn't been in the red all day... meaning it will soon, and hard. Goodbye, all.
my body is literally ready
bring on Armageddon!
what’s going on, exactly? I’m not religious.
When this thread ends Spain make a new one please
Regardless of what happens today user you have value. We need you in the coming days
it's not the end
the apocalypse comes from the greek apokalupsis, from apokaluptein ‘uncover, reveal'
that babylon still exists and we are the cattle
Well he needs to pop down to the shops first to buy his loicence. That'll eat up some time.
This prediction isn't scriptural so no. Bible prophecies are never wrong.
Lord took me on a payday
I’m not religious.
You will be......you will beeeee.
Thanks, friend. Some of the best people I've met have been on this board.
Jesus WILL return. Not today tho, there are still a few things that must take place that are already in motion. We are deep in the game anons. Many prophecies have already been fulfilled recently. As we wait on Thy Kingdom to come it will get harder and harder to resist the temptation to sin. This is where warriors will be separated from the Luke warm. You must resist, YOU CANT GIVE IN!
Not today tho
How do you know it won't be today?
Jews never change.
ARMAGEDDON TIME MOTHER FUCKERS
GRAB YOUR CLAYMORE, YOUR LONG BOW, AND YOUR AK47
TONIGHT WE DRINK, WE FUCK, WE DIE
Because Jesus said so. Do not be discouraged it will literally happen very soon. VERY SOON. We are absolutely in the apocalypse. Truly the best timeline, the timeline every follower of Jesus wanted to live in. This is it baby no more talking or practicing it's game time. When you don't feel special or just another body on this earth remember Jesus loved you so much he gave you FRONT ROW seats to the greatest show that will ever be performed.
The cafeteria in heaven has today listed as fajita Friday. Would you skip that? I wouldn’t.
Just Google anime mahjong 98 and you'll come across the source
Provide link or suffer consequences
imagine thinking God works on a eu timezone and not a real timezone, like an AMERICAN timezone.
Remember: Jesus' Crucifixion (Sun, Moon, ...)
Holy shit, isn't that when 1999 KW4 is said to hit the Earth?
Why's it taking so long
God is not slow in fulfilling his promise, as some consider slowness, wanting none to perish but all to come to repentance.
Think of the unsaved. Think of what you could be doing to plant the seeds in their hearts that can lead them to Christ's open hand.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANONS ITS WAR TIME
Fuck off you degenerate filth, you'll be hanging soon too.
I REPENT I REPENT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so close user
What's happening, bros? Yesterday I was crying and legitimately suicidal for no reason and had an unbearable headache. This might be it.
Drinking isn't degenerate if only done in celebration.
Drinking your problems away, on the other hand, is degenerate.
Just imagine we get to see the most powerful, the most mighty,the most divine warrior EVER come in all his GLORY with the mightiest army to ever be. Try to imagine the Glory that we will see that day, then understand what you just visualized is not even a fraction of what we will see. Truly a horrible time to be a non believer, especially a scoffer like the ones we see on Jow Forums daily. They will be petrified w/ PURE ABSOLUTE FEAR. They will try to ask for forgiveness, it will be to late. This time Jesus comes with a sword.
keep me posted
i might be just a Jow Forums guy but i had the same thing.... head pain anger no way to fall asleep... well well well
God holds no longer holds dominion over the children of nephalim
Repent and be baptized
You aren't out of this hell we call reality just yet.
LESS THAN 2 HOURS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK, ITS FUCKING FUCK OVER YOU KIKES
GOD IF I GET QUADS THEN LET ME GO TO HEAVEN
WHAT IS THE WEBSITE
This ride will end
Keep trying user i believe in you
GIVE US the FUCKING WEBSITE
THERE IS NO MORE TIME user, IM SORRY, YOU WASTED YOUR TIME IN BLACKED AND TRANNY PORN, NOW ITS RETRIBUTION TIME
You ain't seen shit.
i blew a cow horn yesterday tu tu ru teeeeee
More likely blew your dad
but they have failed to destroy Christianity
Future user here, nothing happens
Not that I believe it but what is that clock based on?
Where were trumpets 1-6? Didn't hear any of them. You Christards are so dumb. We aren't lucky enough for the world to end. You stupid apes literally worship the Sun and u don't even realize it.
So do I win the lotto?
She in like her mid 70's too...
Satan is real.
"Whoever confesses that Jesus is the Son of God, God abides in him, and he in God. We have come to know and have believed the love which God has for us. God is love, and the one who abides in love abides in God, and God abides in him. By this, love is perfected with us, so that we may have confidence in the day of judgment; because as He is, so also are we in this world. There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the one who fears is not perfected in love."
1 John 4:15 - 18
Why does the sun have anything to do with imperfect animals having a divine spark?
They did fulfill user, not in the way hollywood shows you, but Gods way.
I keep the seventh day Sabbath, the day of the Lord, I dont praise the sun
Oh, literally nothing then?
wait a second, i lost the another 6 Trumpets? anyway, nothing will happen, stop giving kids on /pol hopes retard.
Care to explain?
It's not the end user
It's the beginning of the end of the beginning, leading to a new beginning which will not end
White Cloud farm.
It's 4 schizos living in South america, they've been pushing this shit for years.
There last post was like "opps, we we're wrong this time"
Lmao end time predictions have a 100% chance of coming wrong, so far they have
Completely wrong n not in scripture. The Catholic Church has already turned wicked, most churches today do satans work. You don't need a church, why would anyone ever listen to a sinful human over to direct word of the Lord. Become one w/ your bible that is all you need.
we're not animals user stop being deluded
evolution is literally the devil's bible
does this mean i get to go home early for work?
Theres no need to explain and believe, its time to see, but for many will be already too late
Hmm is that sunday or saturn-day?
BWAHAHA a bible that catholics saved, translated, and compiled
Good larp good larp, not giving answers kinda killed it though
Is that Barbara?
Fuck off mossad
Christianity is done for
most are just cultural Christians and have no clue
the "traditionalists" are just die hard fags working against GOD's own agenda without having a clue
and the liberals are so far gone they're preaching to the devil
the west is a harlot
they try to justify faith with statistics and higher morals and all that crap
it was always something divine and not of this world, but the west has forgotten
they had their chance
So that they could twist it and control it.
Even the Devil presents himself as an angel of light.
Because it is more effective to appear to be truth while subverting it than to come out and try to convince people to follow the Devil openly.
I see a Dragon's snout
See you during the next """"happening"""""
six trumpets that's supposed to be so loud only God can hear it.
Ok buddy. I'm gonna go take a nap and wake up to literally jack shit.
I'M PRAYING FOR TIDAL WAVES
FIREWORKS STARTING SOONER THAN CORE HOUR.
Your a FOOL. If I was in charge I would have no mercy on your disgusting soul, but God is different. At the same time He is a just & righteous judge. So either way you will get what you deserve to a T. So keep mocking & scoffing you write the ending to your own book, God just publishes it.
nobody knows the hour save the father
IT'S NEVER OVER user. IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
YEET ME INTO THE VOID SKY DADDY
Here’s to the end times. Roll.
Guess I will have a Dr.Pepper before all that crazy stuff is going down.
I also love all of you guys :-*
Press R to repent.
time is no more, and that the mystery of God is finished
sounds about right, excited to meet Jesus soon
Press B to blow
Love you too user
It was nice knowing you guys :( i even enjoyed having you glowniggers around! Super peace!
Press S to suck
Fuck it. R. Come save us from this shit reality, let this clown world come to a final close.
The jews think they've destroyed Christianity with their NIV Bible, enough of us see through the lies.
A jew gives nothing away for free, there is always a hidden agenda when jews do things like that.
The jews write the NIV Bible and then give it away for free.... What could possibly go wrong with having the enemies of Christ and Christianity write the Christian Bible?
NIV bible users are accepting of jews, usury, degeneracy, sodomites, they have been fooled about what "turn the other cheek" means, they think someone steals your pants give them the shirt as well.... All corruptions of Jesus words.
Turn the other cheek is a challenge to a duel.
If someone slaps you one one cheek turn the other and if they slap the other it's duel time, swords or guns. It even carried into the Victorian era. You do this to make it personal and fighting the soldier or lawman is not a attack on the state.
NIV Bible users will tell you that the sword is a metaphor for using Gods words. It's not the sword is very clearly something that is bought and used to slay enemies, thieves and sodomites.
The NIV Bible isn't even 50 years old FFs, STOP using that jew'd piece of shit.
WW3 will begin in 2021
Trump may or may not win the elections but if he wins, expect an impeachment. (((They))) can't start world war three if the president (Trump) would trade with Russia (orthodox Christians)
99% of the world population will die, and the war will be nuclear
After that, the conquest of constantinople will take place, where Muslims remove roaches and give Hagia Sophia back to the Christians and apologise for what kebabs did
The conquest of India will also take place, where India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Bhutan all unite as one country.
From 2021 to 2047 Jizzrael will rule the world and expand from the Nile to the Euphrates. There are already nato troops next to iran from Iraq side and afghan side.
Egypt will have to give land to ZOG as there are troops one side in occupied Palestine and the other side in Libya.
Even though ZOG will expand, and have more than 10% of the world's population living in it, WW4 will commence around 2047-2048 which will result in the coming of the messiah.
My only advice is: look into Eschatology and you will see what no political analyst can see.
So 5:12pm EST?
Also nice link faggot
Christ died for you homie. it's not enough to repent.
1.you have to repent,
2.turn away from sin,
3.and trust in Christ as your savior.
Are there qt catgirls in heaven?
So where were those giant scorpion Warhorses that are supposed to torment everyone straight for 5 months?
I'll be at work at the time, and if I'm near the mannequins it's gonna scare the SHIT outta me.
Side note: I've never realized until now how much the clown has influenced my life. The painted joy and smiles that hide the shattered remains of a human being behind the facade of happiness. It sums up everything so perfectly...
THE END IS NIGH
sorry bro there's no marriage in heaven
we are like the angels by then
You can do it, Gabu-chan!
R. I've never been religious, and I fully accept the smite of God himself upon me for my wrongdoings. I don't have time to repent it seems.
Lemme go to hell, just wanna fuck qt succubi all day long
Dat trigger discipline
christfag kikeworshippers post doomsday prophecies literally almost every day for fucking god damn years
always fucking wrong
they continue distracting Jow Forums with this shit
Shouldn’t you be mutilating your children’s genitals because jews told you to, or dying for isreal in the middle east?
R, good bye world
You aren’t alone user. We are all imperfect. We seek truth and that alone has challenged everything we believe. Hold strong brother
Oh I think I feel it
wtf is going on anons? this is making me scared
It's not as strange as you think user
Sweet, another doomsday clock that will run out and nothing will happen, is it Tuesday already?
It’s time my child. I am the truth the light and the way
Aye. The slaves of moloch never seize larping.
You gotta romance the hand first.
Just relax, the energy wave you're now feeling... The whole world will be feeling it. Like an enveloping energy that will raise your hairs and connect you to the global consciousness as we pass into the next being.
omg my god guise earth ends 2001
omg guise earth ends 2012 dec 21st!!!
fuck off autists, the world isn't ending and you have downs if you believe this
Can someone post s link
I don't have time
what is time to God, user? you are a more of dust. collect light.
if you have the time to post, you have time to ask and start a change.
What i think the source mught be
whitecloudfarm (d o t) org/home-en-us/the-choice-is-yours
your apology has been accepted it seems. praise.
Lol. Burn in hell siners
We ride together
woah is this The Wave? Man im been waiting for this so long... <3
That's going to be a pass for me
Man, when they find out Jesus reincarnated as a straight white male social media's gonna crucify you.
It can't come quick enough
THE END IS NIGH
From 2021 to 2047
Wrong, they get 4 year max. Thing is their messiah that they want to come cannot walk the earth until the God of good is destroyed on earth.
It will not be destroyed, it will only strengthen the resolve and push it underground where they will have no control over it's growth or rebirth as some like to say.
Where do you get a 26 year rule of the jews over us from?
Never read the Bible, and have always been doubtful. But I don't know what to believe anymore. I hope something, someone will come. If it is Jesus, he will know our world need a miracle. I have been an artist all my life, and I will almost certainly die as an artist. I hope a savior comes bringing a a better future. I really do.
Jesus Christ have mercy.
God help us all.
Rollllllin for a quick one.
Only the worthy may enter the kingdom of heaven. You will not be entering.
FOUND THE LINK
Yes the Glory will be to JESUS to wipe them out
Get out of bed moron, it's Sunday.
Hold up I gotta take a shit before Armageddon
It is from the Hadith of the Prophet (Peace and prayers upon him)
inb4 mudslimb gtfo
He said that the antichrist will appear in 3 stages, a day like a year, a day like a month, a day like a week and the rest of the days like yours.
Christianity claims the antichrist will be on earth for 40 days and 40 nights.
40-3 gives us 37. Well save them til later.
From the time of the Prophet til WW1 was a day like a year. Divide that and you get the time between WW1 and WW3. Divide that by the length of a week and you get the time kikes will rule. Last 37 days will be where the antichrist is visible to us and when Jesus will fight him
he claims that Jesus is coming again on May 6, 2019.
UPDATE 5/14/19: He didn’t.
Only God decides who enters.
You are a faggot.
But.. snuggles though?
We can have snuggles?
I want to snuggles with a qt angel and gently touch her wings.
Cool picture user.Made me think about a novel "The Thanatonauts" writen by Bernard Werber.
It's something to do with this White Cloud Farm thing
Just another "I can read the Bible and predict the end of world" cult
Nothing will happen
Assuming you're Muslim, Do both Muslims and Christians believe in the second coming?
I don't think that kind of relationship will be considered appropriate
1 hour remaining guys
Yes we do. We believe Jesus is the messenger of God and never died on the cross. His soul was raised to Allah.
I assume you're Christian, and suggest you watch Imran Hosein's video on whether Jesus died or not.
bump limit REACHED SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
I have fallen hopelessly in love with a fictitious, Octopus girl dressed in twentieth century clothing. Emily means everything to me. I know she's just a fictional character and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Emily. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could play MGQ over and over until I fall in a coma and dream about being with my precious Emily for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway so we would spend lots of time together and I would pay more attention to her than that fucker Cassadra ever did. We would drink yakult together and we would hunt for Gold together. We would go to the cinema and when the movie was over, some smart mouthed middle schoolers who would have been staring at us would make wise cracks about me playing with dolls, and I would just laugh as my lovely Emily eviscerated them with her super powers and turned them into pincushions with her magic! Emily would laugh with me and then we would head back home. "I love you, my octopus mistress," I would say, and then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk through the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some yakult. I don't even care about the sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making my Emily happy.
Jaime, pull up a countdown.
Stop watching anime
Meh, going to hell anyway.
Based and monstergirlpilled.