HOLD ME ANONS, SHIT IS ALREADY OVER
LESS THAN 4 HOURS TO BURN IN HELL
HOLD ME ANONS, SHIT IS ALREADY OVER
Nothing ever happens. Nothing will happen. There is no spoon.
When were the other six?
time for a quick wank then
No man shal knoweth the return
gentlemen, its been an honor shitposting with you for the past 13 years.
i hope so but no man knows the hour of his return. We can guess it's coming soon but we still have tribulation and wrath first.
Please let this be the end. Rolling.
He's been here.
Let it end.
What is this? I've not seen it on BBC.
Yes, it was an honor user
Get saved frens
Did it alrdy happen or did I miss it?
Are we done yet?
Is it over?
. 3At that time, if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There He is,’ do not believe it. 24For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders that would deceive even the elect, if that were possible.…
I always read it as "no man knoweth.." which implies currently. If so, maybe someone could find out later?
I guess I could check the Greek to see what inflection is offered. That said, not much more needs to happen before some serious tribulations.
Did what happen? Just got here and need a rundown
The worldo is going to end on the 25th you ding dong
OP posted 38 minutes ago count down was for 3 hours 53 minutes newfag do the math.
What is going to happen? I need to finish few dungeons in ESO in 5 hours.
No man knoweth the day or the hour. Fuck off gaynigger.
>Nothing ever happens
But I want to get theeeeere......
Why's it taking so long.
>nothing ever happens
until it does.
about 3 and 1/2 hours
got my fingers crossed
please Christ return to us we need you
That was the joke, I couldn't miss the Seventh Trumpet happening obviously.
we still have a long way from the 7th trumpet 1 world government 1 world religion 1 world economy hasn't happened yet.
They are alway so vague with this shit its impossible to tell. However they certainly rob them blind in publishing huge tombs of vague cross eyed religious horseshit.
We are in the the end times yes, but we won’t know when it will end. We may sit like this for another century or it could be next week. We have gone the way of Babylon.
Oh, well damn, I thought something real happened
Carry on as you were, schizo man
I accidentally replied to myself.
>please Christ return
> When he shows up
Hi Jesus! Hi! Look over there they have child trany's Jesus! Look! They said pedophelia wasn't harmful to....jesus?
I want to crucify jesus all over again...
I will KILL Jesus Christos of Nazareth!!
Please God let it all end
This is the definition of a faulty induction. That nothing ever happens when someone claims something will happen, has absolutely no bearing on whether something will happen eventually.
U better save jesus from me, because I will KILL JESUS!!!
Do we get to hear the trumpet you think or is it metaphorical? What if it's really bad and it's a big nothing but it's something the whole time and then it blows up and we don't have time for popcorn or anything.
i like 2 better than 5
Hitler will come back
no it's an audible thunder at jesus return it will be an audible physical event he will descend from the heavens with an army of angels in multitudes that will up the sky everyone alive will see his return and witness it.
WELL WHERE IS THE LINK SO WE KNOW WHEN EXACTLY TO GO OUTSIDE.
I can't go out there and stand.
I'll get sunburnt.
I name of Akatosh and the Divines. I will join you in your path. We shall rule the day.
nothing will happen, its just jehovas witness bullshit
>i hope so but no man knows the hour of his return.
The verse you refer warrants further investigation. This is obviously the hour.
Its fake and gay
Can anyone give me a QRD on why this thread exists.?
Let us KILL JESUS together, my brother. Praise Lucifer!
Secure your waifus!
No man knows.
There is no antichrist yet and we still need a catastrophic event that affect everyone so he could rise
Guys, aircraft keep flying endlessly over my house. I've been hearing helicopters for hours. Not even memeing.
the signs we've been given haven't been accomplished so no it's not.
Pepperridge Farms Knows
Do you live near an airport?
Because we're trying to figure out when Jesus is returning in the next odd 4 hours so we can outside and not miss it. It's not like missing an eclipse or anything.
I want to wave at Him as he avenges God's wrath upon the world.
Do you guys think there'll be voiced on the wind and the earth shaking. I've never been in an earthquake before. Oboy.
3 HOURS LEFT YOU NIGGERS
4 DAYS LEFT FOR THE "BLESSING", ITS FUCKING OVER, NOT A DRILL YOU KIKES
ITS O V E R
Yup the last war
Hopefully Trump will initiate it/dragged into it
Oh for fucks sake, it’s raining outside..anyone know where the great thing is happening n stuff ? Can I bring a drink with me ?
I'm repenting, so am I safe now?
Jesus doesn't say "no man will ever know the hour"
I hope so, I’m going to clap
I am the antichrist because I will KILL JESUS!!!!
There's a small airport across town from where I live. I usually don't hear anything.
War with Iran?
I wish man....
Fuck it’s true, Jesus just flew over my house followed by some bloke clapping
>until it does
When it doesn't.
i bet this is when Damascus burns if anything (which sparks ww3 which would birth the 1 world government religion and economy)
WINE AND WAR user
We will know soon...
(it never happens)
biblical prophecy a day = a year so this is a larp.
that's a tranny.
Checked and this
I have no idea, the only date i could think of is 2021 since that will be the year the red heifer will be ready
SEAL OF GOD COMPLETED, FAREWELL
Nothing will happen
War with Iran starts first then Damascus burning. Atleast that’s what I think.
Are you sure they aren't just filming a movie?
>war with iran
>rise of mehdi
>destruction of Saudia Arabia by mehdi
>Rise of the man of sin
>mehdi gets BTFO
>islam loses the faith, BTFO in 2 moves
>Catholicism being destroyed from within
>pope dies/goes into exile
>a new pope that subverts the followers
>third temple may or not be built, possibly a decoy
>final persecution begins
2021 is also the last date the moshiach will appear
with or without redemption
wait but i want to masturbate again but im stuck at work for the next 5 hours
Fuck off proti scum
Let me make that more painful for you
>wait but i want to masturbate again but im stuck at work for the next 5 hours
Tell Jesus that when He shows up. He will listen to you. And then you might just get slapped really hard or something.