PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM MAGGOTS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Bill DiBlasio 5/17/19
youtu.be/kvzNgsEyW0s
>Natl Police Week 5/17/19
youtu.be/D47ix0h851w
>Pres Trump @Natl Assoc of REALTORS 5/17/19
c-span.org/video/?460860-1/
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 5/17/19
youtu.be/91UiNdtOQHg
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 5/17/19
youtu.be/OXn85nuNjkk
>AG IronBarr on FoxNews 5/17/19
youtu.be/sZBb8uMoqdI
radio.foxnews.com/2019/05/17/exclusive-sit-down-with-attorney-general-bill-barr/
>ArmySec Esper @Atlantic Council 5/17/19
youtu.be/-9gA_jdWHiU
>This Week@Interior 5/17/19
youtu.be/_wBLMwqODWM
>This Week@State 5/17/19
youtu.be/E6uKtaVmTac
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Unveils Immigration Proposal 5/17/19
youtu.be/LOTN1sEhJEI
>Pres Trump arrives @JFK 5/16/19
youtu.be/picQZirQPV8
>Pres Trump departs DC 5/16/19
youtu.be/sWr-V5WAJIo
>Pres Trump on Immigration Pol 5/16/19
c-span.org/video/?460812-1/
>Pres Trump welcomes Swiss Pres Maurer 5/16/19
c-span.org/video/?460820-1/
>VP Pence @US Army Garrison Fort McCoy WI (audio) 5/16/19
youtu.be/dkoTjt059Co
>VP Pence @J&D Manufacturing in WI (audio) 5/16/19
youtu.be/M98CIKZnLvQ
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Singaporean FM Balakrishnan 5/16/19
youtu.be/gTSOOz7-VZk
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Sri Lankan FM Marapana 5/16/19
youtu.be/h-TIDDRY7yg
>KAC on Ingraham 5/16/19
youtu.be/8ok_v7PAumk
>AG IronBarr Press Conf on Reducing Illegal Migration 5/16/19
youtu.be/ULiI5miqG_s

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needs a glowing pence in the background

MAGA

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APPEALS COURT (VA) RULES ENDING DACA WAS ILLEGAL

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Comey going to Jail?

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>Move very slowly.... after many months.... just like a tree

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>deletethis.jpg

BOYS
/b/ is coming up on 80,000,000 get
steal it
>BOYS
/b/ is coming up on 80,000,000 get
steal it
BOYS
/b/ is coming up on 80,000,000 get
steal it

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>is rumored to participate in the drug trade
nigga, Mena Arkansas literally only still exists because of the CIA's influence in the cocaine marke

nanomolecular technology is awesome

219Kb files at :00 are awesome too ;)

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trump is a kike puppet

>Also I was being chased by imaginary mind bees

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ok, but please don't punch me cuz im really drunk.
i cant be held accountable for what i'd do back to you

Kick rocks you activist judges. They are illegally here. We helped them and it's time for them to leave.

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AMOO~

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Sounds about right

Well done

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>comey going to jail
lmao no, he'd squeal at the first sign of discomfort.
he was a bankerfag, remember

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MAGA

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FAGGOTS = MAGGOTS
simple math really.

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Their understanding of escalation at the judicial is as lacking as Georgia and Alabama. Is you can't win the scotus there's no point trying.

AW-ZZZZ

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wouldn't cause me any anguish

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SAVED

>I’ll set you straight in a fortnight

The government no longer fears the people and that is why the government believes it can and will get away with such traitorous policies

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Comey will squeal on Hillary and Obama

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some lebowitz woman said Trump should be turned over to the Saudis so they could kill him on Bill Maher tonight

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Based. Now appeal it to the SC

Cool gif, just doesn't look like effective way to turn something

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>because it wasn't adequately explained
what kind of jurisprudence is that?

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Only 80 million? You sure it's not billion?

Jurisprudence is not a factor here

>jew wants to use the Saudis to start a war
I'm shocked

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cool story
now enforce your ruling

>t. cock puppet

>oh, you don't have a fogou?

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will big boss Hildawg call up her secret Arkansas death squads to off him before he blabs?

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8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

the bones don't lie

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Yes.

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day of the rope for activist judges when?

>read it as jewrisprudence
thing is, I'm not sure if that's an incorrect interpretation

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obama himself literally said that it was likely unconstitutional and that the congress itself would eventually be stuck with resolving it

Say the line again shill

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I agree.

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ALERT : 30 FRIES

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heh

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whenever our president grows a sack desu

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Too obvious. Trump has made all of this drama so public that the key players can't get Clintoned without it being a major national news story.

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MIGA

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I get it. I ain't laughin', but I get it.

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Their overconfidence will be their downfall. Never correct your opponent when they're making a mistake.

>Worcester v. Georgia
>ex parte Merryman
>DACA
Trump is following the best tradition of the executive branch

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Evidence of a Creator.

This is a pretty gross scale tbqh.

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I'd love to see her nudes.

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Totally random! Happens all the time! You’re pond scum! Vote Democrat!

>into sanctuary cities where all the shills live
Make Immigration Great Again
indeed

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Fuckface Von Clownstick

No way will Trump beat this.

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It's not some external force of evil that makes drug lords manufacture and sell these substances- it's our own fault as Americans for demanding them in the first place. Our own moral weakness is the source of the disease. The only way to put an end to the sickness is for our own citizens to end their addictions. Our current methods don't work. In all of our major cities there are backstreets where our own people- who were once healthy and happy- line the alleyways and openly inject heroin. Cocaine (extremely harmful, extremely addictive) is a party drug in our colleges because our culture is so permissive and from promotion in the media.

We are free Americans after all- and many believe that government should have no control over what we decide to do with our own bodies. But, liberty is not without consequences and until we can stop the flow of drugs into our own bodies then how will we ever be able to stop the flow of drugs into our borders?

And now an uncomfortable question-
>Should we have autonomy over our own bodies?

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Yes
The captchas are so long now

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Dude Look! A Pile Of Shit! Let's stick our dicks in it!
>Uh, I dunno man. You know me. I only stick my dick in a pile of shit if it's still in the anus of another dude.

It's my first time to a bar, since i never drink
What should I drink lads and how many

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some of you are alright
don't come to the next thread

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the fact he put a jackson photo in the oval, and takes half his pics in front of it...
i see you nigga

Why are so many piling on? They just want more name recognition?

>What should I drink lads and how many
Piss, a lot.

what did Kellyanne mean by this

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cinzano bianco

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there's a few floating around on the internet. no hi res pics tho.

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water and lemon

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BEN SHAPIRO RELEASES LIST OF “ALT-RIGHT” PEOPLE & OUTLETS

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Order a whiskey on the rocks and nurse it for as long as you can.

It's a very manly drink that women will be impressed by. Just don't be a nigger and drink too many of them if you can't handle it.

or pic rel

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A E S T H E T I C
S Q U I B S

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I like the relationship Boyd and Early have. Very cute.

>What should I drink lads and how many
Why don't you drink a nice big glass of STFU.
Drink lots of them!
Nobody cares

Thanks for reading.

please make christofascism an actual thing thanks

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>De Blasio
He's gonna be "AssBlasted-o" by the time Trump gets done with him.

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I was born into a hardcore dem family and people always ask me: user what's your political leaning?
>answer
Andrew Jackson, if he was born in 87'

doesnt list /pol

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Me too. Early and Rusty is my fav though, then Early and Granny
>The boy is dumb but he dont studder

white russian

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>The boy is dumb but he don't stutter.

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We need to gas the jews...

No way she wrote that

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>gas
I think we determined that volcano was the best solution.