AUS/POL/ ELECTION TIME

Who here /schizo/voting?

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absolutely based

Consider bundirra

i boomervoted and just followed labor's how-to-vote thing

>bring biro to vote
>it doesn't work
>have to use provided (((pencil))) to vote for Anning
RIP my vote

They're genuine but too Aboriginal for me.

> voting for the "wrong" party
> we're now on a watch list
> everyone knows our name
> we'll be purged first

wats up wif that pic

RIP SHY

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>he numbered the whole thing

I did that once.

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Thread themes GO!

labor is going to win and bill shorten is going to legalize cannabis and put everyone on UBI

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thoughts on the Christian Democratic Party?

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you mean the one where they tell you to vote for every sjw dilation and socialist party before liberal?

I wonder if my vote will get counted? I wrote Greens 7, Labor 6, Liberal blank, and the 1-4 random, and wrote "end compulsory preferences" across the bottom.
I know if you write 1-6 and leave the 7th blank it's still considered valid since there's no other option.

You're autistic if you actually did that.

Fuck compulsory voting. I despise the Greens and Labor and shouldn't be forced to support a Liberal candidate I don't like either.

if you put 1 labour 2 liberal on one sheet and 2 labour 1 liberal on the other it cancels out ayyyy

WTF... Faggot.
Throwing your ballot on parties that stand zero chances since Ozfags are absolute cucks...
Katter's ?

The don't vote you fucking idiot.
When you get the fine in the mail, just say you're religious and because Jesus was neutral in politics, you must be as well.
They'll take you off the role.

COMMIE SHITHOLE.

The polls are still open and I haven't voted yet.
What's the most offensive thing I could draw on my ballot paper this year?

You should probably just kys faggot

quite based

I voted properly in the senate, where I didn't have to exhaust preferences. I didn't have to exhaust preferences in the NSW election.
Only in the federal lower house am I forced to endorse a candidate I don't want to vote for.

Kill yourself.

> wants compulsory voting ended
> didn't vote for any party that will end compulsory voting

You should stop breathing.

Liberal Democrats 1 in the senate.

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Everyone draws dicks. Be original, draw a moot.

>thinking your vote counts for anything

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Imagine unironically thinking that.

Jizz on it.

>I passive aggressively muttered something. This is the most powerful I've ever felt.

Yea they make us use pencils on a voting paper but every other legal document has to be done in blue or black pen

Clearly the election is going to be rigged, expect more immigration and breach of privacy rights within the next few years

>Jizz on it.
This

I am amazed that an AUS containment thread was created. Jow Forums truly will automatically ride eternal

Could hear everyone around me laughing at that one too. How do these dipshits muster the brainpower to form a political party?

senseless act of rebellion but it might buy you some self-licensing mileage. Who knows, maybe your boyfriend will be impressed.

then leave the paper blank, all you have to do is go to the polling station and get your name checked off. doesn't mean you have to actually vote

ANNING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP BABY

we have preferential voting, a vote is never wasted, putting minor party's high up sends a message

>Vote Anning as 1
>Finally get guns when party wins
>Kill myself instead because I'm not white
Guns > everything else

That'd be fantastic. Just imagining everyone shitting a great many bricks at the news.

The Senate ballot paper is a joke.

My No.1 went to Liberal Democrats, No.2 went to the weed party

just got back from the bottlo lads, time to get pissed

Based and redpilled.

you literally give government money to the people you preference first

Why teh fuck are people voting for labor and liberal again vote for something else you fucking cunts

Who here hot glued their ballot?
AUSTRALIA RISE UP

Thanks Abbott

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Mfw liberals are just winning off the backs of based parties

We're sorry Australia....

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Tell that to the boomers
90% of Jow Forums voted Anning & One Nation

2013 Kevin Rudd would have won this election, Shorten is a stone cold loser

RIP Tony, my first ever PM I voted for

why do people like you pretend you're on Jow Forums's side when you have a fucking account to downvote comments you don't like
you're literally the same tier of retard as reddit

Wouldn’t mind floating up her Nile if you catch my drift.

>when you suck so much cock for votes you lose your voice

Who else made a bath tub of money betting on liberal

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The VIRGIN take every paper handed to you
VS
The CHAD ignore the shitty leftie parties and take the One Nation sheets

who /queensland/ here?

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Memes aside how is Anning actually doing? Better than expected?

show winning stub

Hey TIM, FUCK YOU lemme suck yo wife's toes

Why did you number the whole thing?

He's done for just like the UK

As a redditor he should kys

>Downvote a post
>"Y-YOU'RE LITERALLY A REDDITOR!"
Put on a bra, bitch tits billy. You lost.

katters party wil swing policy now its a tie

me

cheers qld brother

>tfw queenslander in ACT for work
This place is an absolute shithole cannot wait to move back

>Brainlet Victoria versus Chad Queensland

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>Bob Hawke kills himself so he doesn't see Bill Shorten win the election
>Labor doesn't win
Whoops

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I feel you user, I fucking live here

This is the greatest upset since the Battle of the Milvian Bridge.

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>projecting a hung parliament

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>hicks
I fucking hate how American leftists are. It disgusts me.

>TonyAbottIsACunt

we need immigrant to get higher iq?
what a cucked message

RIP Tony, first PM I voted for and the best one

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Whenever I think this is the capital of Australia, and realise people potentially come here, I feel fucking embarrassed

THANK YOU BASED QUEENSLAND

can someone give me a quick run down of Aussie political parties?

:)

noice

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>Let's vote labour, yeah that will show the government who is boss!

*Gets replaced with niggers and chunks*

What did Australians mean by this?

Queensland just made sure everyone gets kicked in the balls once instead of twice (while being called a racist)

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Pretty close.

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Is anning in or what?

basically if you don't vote labor or greens and you aren't loaded you're cooked

Nah he died so he wouldn’t have to see this shitshow. There was only so many times he could watch his ‘prodigy’ bill shorten fail before he said fuck it and died.

Libs =Tories
Labor = Labor

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Most dumb negroes think Melbourne is the capital city but they do come here a lot too, have you seen any sudos while in Canberra?

Funny, since that is already happening in huge numbers and guess who is in power...?? THE LIBS!!

not like any government will actually restrict immigration so why the fuck bother trying to vote based on an issue that won't be affected by minor parties

>Fills out his vote wrong
>Wonders if it won't be thrown out