Who here /schizo/voting?
AUS/POL/ ELECTION TIME
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i boomervoted and just followed labor's how-to-vote thing
bring biro to vote
it doesn't work
have to use provided (((pencil))) to vote for Anning
RIP my vote
They're genuine but too Aboriginal for me.
voting for the "wrong" party
we're now on a watch list
everyone knows our name
we'll be purged first
wats up wif that pic
he numbered the whole thing
I did that once.
Thread themes GO!
labor is going to win and bill shorten is going to legalize cannabis and put everyone on UBI
thoughts on the Christian Democratic Party?
you mean the one where they tell you to vote for every sjw dilation and socialist party before liberal?
I wonder if my vote will get counted? I wrote Greens 7, Labor 6, Liberal blank, and the 1-4 random, and wrote "end compulsory preferences" across the bottom.
I know if you write 1-6 and leave the 7th blank it's still considered valid since there's no other option.
You're autistic if you actually did that.
Fuck compulsory voting. I despise the Greens and Labor and shouldn't be forced to support a Liberal candidate I don't like either.
if you put 1 labour 2 liberal on one sheet and 2 labour 1 liberal on the other it cancels out ayyyy
Throwing your ballot on parties that stand zero chances since Ozfags are absolute cucks...
The don't vote you fucking idiot.
When you get the fine in the mail, just say you're religious and because Jesus was neutral in politics, you must be as well.
They'll take you off the role.
The polls are still open and I haven't voted yet.
What's the most offensive thing I could draw on my ballot paper this year?
You should probably just kys faggot
I voted properly in the senate, where I didn't have to exhaust preferences. I didn't have to exhaust preferences in the NSW election.
Only in the federal lower house am I forced to endorse a candidate I don't want to vote for.
wants compulsory voting ended
didn't vote for any party that will end compulsory voting
You should stop breathing.
Liberal Democrats 1 in the senate.
Everyone draws dicks. Be original, draw a moot.
thinking your vote counts for anything
Imagine unironically thinking that.
Jizz on it.
I passive aggressively muttered something. This is the most powerful I've ever felt.
Yea they make us use pencils on a voting paper but every other legal document has to be done in blue or black pen
Clearly the election is going to be rigged, expect more immigration and breach of privacy rights within the next few years
Jizz on it.
I am amazed that an AUS containment thread was created. Jow Forums truly will automatically ride eternal
Could hear everyone around me laughing at that one too. How do these dipshits muster the brainpower to form a political party?
senseless act of rebellion but it might buy you some self-licensing mileage. Who knows, maybe your boyfriend will be impressed.
then leave the paper blank, all you have to do is go to the polling station and get your name checked off. doesn't mean you have to actually vote
ANNING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP BABY
we have preferential voting, a vote is never wasted, putting minor party's high up sends a message
Vote Anning as 1
Finally get guns when party wins
Kill myself instead because I'm not white
Guns > everything else
That'd be fantastic. Just imagining everyone shitting a great many bricks at the news.
The Senate ballot paper is a joke.
My No.1 went to Liberal Democrats, No.2 went to the weed party
just got back from the bottlo lads, time to get pissed
Based and redpilled.
you literally give government money to the people you preference first
Why teh fuck are people voting for labor and liberal again vote for something else you fucking cunts
Who here hot glued their ballot?
AUSTRALIA RISE UP
Mfw liberals are just winning off the backs of based parties
We're sorry Australia....
Tell that to the boomers
90% of Jow Forums voted Anning & One Nation
2013 Kevin Rudd would have won this election, Shorten is a stone cold loser
RIP Tony, my first ever PM I voted for
why do people like you pretend you're on Jow Forums's side when you have a fucking account to downvote comments you don't like
you're literally the same tier of retard as reddit
Wouldn’t mind floating up her Nile if you catch my drift.
when you suck so much cock for votes you lose your voice
Who else made a bath tub of money betting on liberal
The VIRGIN take every paper handed to you
The CHAD ignore the shitty leftie parties and take the One Nation sheets
who /queensland/ here?
Memes aside how is Anning actually doing? Better than expected?
show winning stub
Hey TIM, FUCK YOU lemme suck yo wife's toes
Why did you number the whole thing?
He's done for just like the UK
As a redditor he should kys
Downvote a post
"Y-YOU'RE LITERALLY A REDDITOR!"
Put on a bra, bitch tits billy. You lost.
katters party wil swing policy now its a tie
cheers qld brother
tfw queenslander in ACT for work
This place is an absolute shithole cannot wait to move back
Brainlet Victoria versus Chad Queensland
Bob Hawke kills himself so he doesn't see Bill Shorten win the election
Labor doesn't win
I feel you user, I fucking live here
This is the greatest upset since the Battle of the Milvian Bridge.
projecting a hung parliament
I fucking hate how American leftists are. It disgusts me.
we need immigrant to get higher iq?
what a cucked message
RIP Tony, first PM I voted for and the best one
Whenever I think this is the capital of Australia, and realise people potentially come here, I feel fucking embarrassed
THANK YOU BASED QUEENSLAND
can someone give me a quick run down of Aussie political parties?
Let's vote labour, yeah that will show the government who is boss!
*Gets replaced with niggers and chunks*
What did Australians mean by this?
Queensland just made sure everyone gets kicked in the balls once instead of twice (while being called a racist)
Is anning in or what?
basically if you don't vote labor or greens and you aren't loaded you're cooked
Nah he died so he wouldn’t have to see this shitshow. There was only so many times he could watch his ‘prodigy’ bill shorten fail before he said fuck it and died.
Labor = Labor
Most dumb negroes think Melbourne is the capital city but they do come here a lot too, have you seen any sudos while in Canberra?
Funny, since that is already happening in huge numbers and guess who is in power...?? THE LIBS!!
not like any government will actually restrict immigration so why the fuck bother trying to vote based on an issue that won't be affected by minor parties
Fills out his vote wrong
Wonders if it won't be thrown out
They say "yass" and "woke" too
abc is a liberal bullshit channel now
what the fuck is uap
Australian federal election
Clive Palmers party
you missed 5 therefore it can't be done
clive palmers meme party
I won't even care whenever natural disasters are broadcast on the news in Queensland. They have fucked themselves and get what they deserve...
wonder how salty this cake is gonna be
I don't even think Canberra is 50% white, chinks and poos everywhere but I have been seeing niggers a bit recently. I've got to move because there's heaps of africans in my suburb cars keep getting broken into it's a joke.
United Autism Panties
Yes! Based. I wish this could be posted to /r/Australia without that fucking loser sucked mod Tejas50 deleting it.
Unmanned Aerial Postman
Drones programmed to deliver mail.
They've become sentient and are campaigning for their rights.
Doesn't look like he'll win any lower house seats, but his voter count alone is a good indication of the future of voting in this country. There's still a chance for him to win in the Senate.
United Anime Party.
How much credit does Scomo deserve for this and how much blame does Shorten deserve?
labour may win
Queensland is like the Dad of Australia, saying no and discipline
Just shows you just how susceptible they are to outside influences.
2019 Australian federal election
$60 million of advertising behind a donald trump lookalike who pretends he isn't owned by chinks
Palmer United Party
What suburb? Dunlop?
no one could have predicted this.
Imagine the crushing disappointment Shorten must be feeling right now, no doubt he thought it was well in the bag.
The greatest politician Australia has ever seen
So satisfying. I hope someone starts to cry.
IS ANNING IN OR WHAT CUNTS
As a New Zealander who was looking at moving over to Australia to be with family, for jobs, for security I feel absolutely destroyed by this. I don’t want to go and live in a country where the government views me as a burden rather than a citizen. It hurts to see the Anzac brotherhood being ripped apart. Guess I’ll be sticking over here till 2022 atleast.
probably slapping his bitch tits around
Think its the same guy that got on qanda that one time? lel
Fuck the bookies must be freaking
yes no and maybe
Yeah best you fuckoff mate
SCOMO must be fucking stoked
64-64, 6 to independents, 17 seats in doubt, 69.3% counted
He fucking better be or rio
fuck off we're full
Shortens gotta resign after this doesn’t he???
its our national channel and the bias is thick in favor of liberal party
should be unbiased
being rude to based kiwibros
the fuck is wrong with you cunt
LNP are 3 seats from a majority.
F to pay respects to Tony, sacrificed himself against Soros money
What the fuck are you on mate? If you're not white fuck off, if you are theres nothing to worry about.
Did you see his party on the green sheet you retard? We arent talking about the senate yet
Holy fuck Holt? I used to go to school there, I drove back to my old school and yes there are fuck tons of foreigners there
Another positive: The economy is going to crash SO HARD next year. Libs will never get in again.
Too bad the climate doesn't have another 3 years...
the bookies are loving it, no one put money on a hung Parliament or a liberal victory
check your defence budget you fucking bludger and fuck off
kill yourself faggot, shouldn’t you be praying in a mosque??
ScoMo is a chad??
This COPE from Wong
Penny absolutely about to cry
who’s mining salt on twatter??
This is a pivotal moment for Australia. Labor campaigned on hard truths and good policy, and lost. It shows that in the current climate, a government that promises to do the right thing for our country cannot win an election. Not sure how we move forward from here.
Yeah I know. I just resigned a year lease and then everything went to shit. There were some indians and such but wasn't too bad but then niggers everywhere
He's a one man political party at least.
The Bill Australia can't afford!
why is everyone so mad with queensland? did they expect queensland to vote labour or what
my oneitis move to new zealand so you can straight up FUCK OFF cunt
How the fuck are people actually stupid enough to vote liberal? i literally dont understand.
Nobody gives two fucks about climate change and free abortion.
WONG NAMES THE BOOM
Labor absolutely BTFO in QLD.
So Anning didn't win any senate seats. What happens to his party now? Kind of sad cause I was hoping he'd sneak in but now we've just got the usual Lablib cuckery that we always do.
so how much power does this give queen pauline?
White families get deported too
Too early to call
Yeah it's weird, most american media outlets are leftist (well, at least the ones that stand out) so they usually up identifying with american lefty culture. At least that's my take
They don't even start on the senate votes until they're done with the lower house, and some seats might need recounts.
Honestly shocked we are indeed gonna get a Lib majority
Wong called out for her shit
haha you nigger
Libs: you vote for them if you earn more than $150K, want to, or did and you're now retired and sitting on a reasonable stack.
Labor: you vote for them if you earn less than that and need subsidies of some sort and something to put the brakes on your boss sacking you for a philipino boy slave.
Greens: Main platform is blue haired chicks with toxic nether regions screeching about rape and refugees (no connection between the two). Climate change is bad and we need a UBI so I don't have to ever stop studying arts at Monash.
Minor parties: everything from schizophrenics afeared of gangstalking to communists that didn't stop liking Mao even after the four pests campaign.
Penny has always been this stoic on election nights though
What's Wong with Pennie?
Bucked the national trend (~2% swing to LAB) with a 5%+ swing to LIB
good, stay in the NZ
his party like every other gets funding based on the number of 1st preferences
Fuck it feels good being the superior state.
He will do well in the Senate where meme parties can thrive
Stay mad Mohammed
65-64 to the Libs, 6 independents, 16 seats remain in doubt, 71.1% counted.
He might still get a seat after prepolls?
I mean at least it’s not like Gungahlin, I drove to the college there and I played find the white cunts, it’s fucking hard
Cunt there was no chance he'd win in the lower house. The only reason you vote for him is so the party can get more money from the government to try in future elections. Don't feel disheartened because we have a chance in the senate. We did well for a new party. Probably 50,000 - 70,000 votes
Hahahahahahahahaha totally fuuuuuuuucked
Where can I see anning senate result s
Not yet. Doing best in NT, QLD, ACT. Pic related is NT count
Anndddd none of my refugee family will be joining me here in Australia.
muh climate change
Qanda is full of redditors so wouldn't be surprised
Why are southerners so fucking dirty and degenerate and why are we so based? Did you guys hear about the ex-journalist from Canberra who wanted to fight and behead Christians with his scimitar as reprisal for Christchurch?
Stay safe, user
enjoy your droughts
Yeah muzzie central and chinks galore. I'm sure all the muzzies on welfare love the new tram paid for by the taxpayers
I want Howard back
Labor is absolutely pathetic. This should have been a slam dunk, but instead they insisted on having their spastic faggot leader Shorten stick around and drag their party down. Truly hilarious how bad they are at elections.
F to pay respects
Meet you in the kippax parking lot m8
UNDER LABOR WE WERE FIRST IN OECD. UNDER LIBERAL WE'RE 34TH.
UNDER LIBERAL OUT EDUCATION HAS DROPPED 27 PLACES ON THE LADDER AND WE NOW SIT BEHIND KAZAHKSTAN. YES. OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM HAS LITERALLY FALLEN BEHIND THE VILLAGE IN THE BORAT MOVIE.
THE ONLY THING LIBERAL HAS EVER DONE THAT WAS GOOD WAS TELL THE BOAT PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF AND THEIR STANCE ON IMMIGRATION.
..KAZAHKSTAN, REMEMBER THAT. OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM SITS BEHIND THE INBRED FARM SIZED NATION FEATURED IN BORAT.
Minor party schitz gang checkin in
Not to be rude but when climate change inevitably goes full blast I hope the Queenslanders are the first to burn/drown/be fucked. This is what you asked for.
Mad cunt Katter held his seat. At least the lower house won’t be boring.
People are forgetting about Tasmania as well. All seats voted Labour last election.
Because QLD is better than them
both lab/lib can get fucked
one nation/fraser anning/liberal democrats for life
Yeah cheers cobba and lets go bash some minorities
F based tone
Can someone give me a quick rundown on your election? I tried to get twatter to tell me anything useful but that idea was botched from the start as its just gays and women whining about Queensland or something I dont know. How are you lads actually shaping up out of this?
I will kiddo. Been through a few while you weren't even in your dad's balls.
Under Labor we’ll be a Chinese colony
43000 votes for Anning
63000 votes for vegan psycho party
Why is this country so retarded.
“Justice for animals” wants to ban all advertising for any animal products.
Over 63000 people agreed, because you know fuck food.
Can someone redpill me on the animal justice party? I like puppies and think animal cruelty is bad, why aren't they popular
polls all assume UAP voters preference Lab/Lib 40/60.
That 1.5% Labor was ahead by turned out to be a fucking lie all along.
Katter is based. good forhim
It's a hoax m8.
I’m gonna go back to playing assassins creed odyssey and hang out in Ancient Greece.I can’t believe the Greeks invented democracy just so the western world could vote for the people who harm the planet
Because it's so urban. I don't think even 5% of people in ACT have ever used a firearm before compared to them being everywhere in QLD
sleep tight porker
Not numbering the whole thing
How else can you make sure the Greens are on the bottom?
Basically keeping the status quo. "Our guy" got a decent amount of votes, but nothing game-changing. More of just a "nice" indicator of voting mentality of this country slightly shifting.
At the end of the day, all we've done is stave off "absolute shit" for 3 years in favor of "slightly less shit than the other party"
because they’re a meme party you faggot
9:03pm: It is hard to see how Labor can reach government on the numbers we are seeing. We have 27.5 per cent of the national vote counted. At the moment, the Labor Party can't reach majority government. The Coalition can.
ALMOST DONE LADS
PENNIE WAS WONG
go turn your power off at the meter then, forgo all comforts of modern life you hypocrite fuck
It's a meme party just like the australian sex party
Hows brother Anning doing lads?
That would totally not cause shit loss of traffic more than already...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
katter is also based
ABC now has libs at 74. Fuck, they might make a majority government.
Cunt there was no chance he'd win in the lower house
I never said there was
Don't feel disheartened because we have a chance in the senate.
No we don't. He's sitting at around 1% of the vote and 0.1 quotas. That's nowhere near enough. Keep in mind the system has changed this year, the byzantine flow of preferences that can sometimes lead to weird upsets won't happen this year. Also keep in mind that everyone who voted above the like (Which is around 95% of voters) won't be sending any preferences to Anning because the other parties all cucked out and preferenced Anning last.
He's done. No senate seats.
Not yet, but soon.
preference labor ahead of liberals but revelling in the mountains of lefty salt and cope
Morrison a shit but I'm going to enjoy the next couple of days
Betfair book is so fucking GREEN.
Did everything right this election, up a cuntload.
If only my Eurovision book was as good.
I would have thought at least One Nation would use native English speakers for their material.
The zionist approved 'right wing' party beat the zionist approved 'left wing' party. Such is the illusionary dichotomy of Australian politics.
God I hate the general Australian public
Because the average punter won't actually look into the party and will instead just think about their little onions latte rat doglet like this cunt
Didn't (and probably wont) win any lower house seats. Senate counting is still early, so there's a chance there.
Heh. One nation kept his qld senator, neato
For his party - 2.4% in NT, senate counted last, so sit tight it will take some time
It's the principled vote honestly.
I no longer believe in a democracy anymore.
You daft cunts are going to run this country into the ground.
Look at Aec it's neck and neck
fuck me, Canberra now too
was one of my escape plans
t. has no understanding of radiation balancing
Finally some truth, except I doubt that Australia Emits 1.3% Today, maybe 10 years ago. (far less as a % of the World today)
You're trying too hard, faggot.
Which party does annings votes go to?
im seeing from the AEC seat quotas that Greens are going to pick up at least 2, potentially 5 seats.
Slam dunk for Labor
LNP might win majority
Lefties: just fuck my shit up
altough I hope neither get a majority
Watch out for the checkout ladies at kippax wollies, they look at me suspicious
Supposed to be Labor's election, instead it's gonna be a Lib majority in the house and the senate. Classic.
Yo Japan, how's your country look on gun rights, and what can be done to help?
Where do you live at the moment user?
The country was in the ground 20 years ago, we are now just waiting for death and making some lefties cry
Have you seen /aus/pol. I've never seen so many bluepilled faggots who can't think for themselves who are all underage faggots and they think they're informed and redpilled.
QLD here, you and your shitskin 'refugee' family can suck my uncut white dick
Indeed good sir
there's no enjoyment to be had for another three years of poor economic outcomes
trust the polls
I voted Katters 1
Sounds about what we're shaping up to do later this year, with the difference being that we're already dealing with the shitwinds. Cheers
Western suburbs of Melbourne
Japan has stricter gun control than the UK
women still wear problematic glasses
wake up cunts
excellent, fuck Labor and fuck niggers
How the FUCK did Labor blow this election so badly?
Roger that, I'll get some Uranium together and see if it can help somehow.
t. Seething greens voter
It’s Murdoch that’s fucked us up. Qlders are easily swayed by msm
Fuck shitskins and FUCK labor/greens
67-64 to the Libs, 6 seats to independents/greens, 14 seats in doubt, 73% counted.
digits confirm the fate of this area
Liberals (current and next govt.) ran a small target campaign on tax and hip pocket expenses.
Labor ran a big target campaign on the reform and redistribution.
Both parties went backwards in their primary vote.
Minor party preferences predominantly went to the Libs and they consolidated their gains in Queensland (one of the bigger states) which had a huge swing to them overall.
Labor had decent results and large swings that would've mean they won a lot more seats, but there's one major factor.
Minor parties, which made up a lot of vote this time, predominantly preferenced the Libs, which means that they overall got more votes and basically gave them government again.
They don't have nearly as many non natives as you fucks
People acting like this is a joke "haha labor voters ready to die", you laugh now till we realise how fucked our climate will be. The same people taking the piss are the same ones who will be begging for help when the environment caves in on our abusive ways. When you're passing out in summer and watching natural disasters become the norm don't cry to those who tried to save us.
jesus christ fix the end of your link
If you're over 20 and haven't figured out why democracy is the worst then boat yourself mayne
And you can buy used panties in vending machines
A University of Queensland study shows that Queensland has the highest IQ
Canberra is probably better than melbourne,but QLD is the holy grail
What's your analysis on what went wrong for Labor?
My opinion is that they were just too boring
Dude, have you been paying attention? They want to even take over childcare and make it a public service.
want to ban advertising any and all animal products
want to heavily tax all meat, milk, eggs
want to remove all breaks for animal farmers
want to ban any scientific animal testing
want to ban gambling on animal racing
want to move everyone to vegan diet
want to close all power plants
want to ban all cars trucks and planes
How'd you come to that conclusion kiddo? Re-read my post.
I just woke up, what is going on?
Queensland has a higher IQ than every other state
Sorry about your brainletism, mate.
Only Shorten could fuck this election up, Kevin 13' could have won this
Bill doesn't have a personality.
QLD = based
t. schizo greens voter
I'm not Japanese, just here for a while
So I dunno
HOPEFULLY its the 'muh world will end, kill all energy and jobs in Australia!' rhetoric I'm hearing.
You should know better than me
This isn't a win for anyone other than the old rich and chinks, you fucking gook
not believing in democracy
And so it begins.
Well at this rate, I won't be coming back to live in Australia for at least another 3 years. Guess I'll have to use my world class education to benefit another country.
tonight's result proves it correct m8
If you care about the clinate so much why aren’t you protesting against the massive and extraordinary amounts of air pollution China and India generate every year??
This. All the dipshits who voted for minor right parties actually voted liberal hahahahahahahaaa
Mhhmm. Sounds like Shill posting.
Just good banter, the fact that noone else picked it up proves it as well
The puppeteer-controlled right wing party (though actually left wing) beat our puppeteer-controlled left wing (though actually borderline commie). Status quo remains the same. Reddit is in fucking melt down which is the best part.
Cool, I helped in the end.
No one wants you here chink cunt
That’s fake news.
Liberal builds large projects that people want and Labor wants to stop it because of 'overdevlopment'
IQ doesn't make you less retarded
if IQ was a valid metric for political value than left wing ideology would dominate the political landscape
Chad Barnaby and Dutton
what a night
He does but none of us got to see it cos Murdoch
Better than voting le 50% female + sudanese migrants + climate change party.
NO SNOW NIGGERS
Love the racists in here thinking liberal is actually nationalist. theyve sold your future homes to the chinese.
68-65 to the Libs, 6 to independents, 12 remain in doubt, 73.8% counted.
fix your arsehole, your boyfriend's dick is hanging out of it.
I hate how much Climate change is fucking bleated constantly.
But your average voter is just a person who knows they have to put a vote in today.
My friend got a girlfriend who has a family that is well off.
When they went to the local VIC vote the other year, she voted liberal and the reason she did was "because they are the only one she knows about".
And that boys and girls is why palmer matters
Like I'd remotely give a shit what you think tradie.
That’s the way democracy works!
save the environment, kill yourself
I think that perhaps if that user could vote in china or india and try to affect change on their climate policy he would
Have you been to Asia!? Cunts are just pumping emissions, you can barely see. Rubbish just gets dumped into the water ways. We contribute a cunt hair in comparison. Fuck off
You're actually a fucking idiot if you think the Liberals care about anything other than keeping boomers rich and selling out to the Chinese. This election isn't about left/right identity politics, moron.
we’ll have ten years under the Libs instead of five under Labor to start resisting against Chinese colonisation.
They tried taking away boomers franking credits and negative gearing.
You don't EVER get between a boomer and their money.
You still pushing this bullshit about IQ? You're what, 1 point ahead of Melbourne a majority ALP voting state. 102 average IQ is fucking trash anyway LOL
lol it's more like
Going after negative gearing, fucking homeowners
Going after franking credits, fucking boomers
So lost 100% of the boomer vote.
Promising insane amounts of benefits for trannies
Taking ur kids to tranny school against your will
Losing the worker vote.
t. seething victoriashits
No they just don’t have Sydney or Melbourne, which are each full of foreign cunts.
that study was trying to prove that IMMIGRANTS helped RAISE the average IQ of the state you FUCKING IDIOT
He is still here mad-posting
Lucky I don't give a shit about your irrelevant cum stain of a country.
I no longer believe in a democracy anymore.
Good. Btw, I'm glad you faggot party didn't get in, faggot.
Gillard got raped by her Carbon tax
Climate Change is probably not even a top 10 voter issue
Fuck off incel, sex is the backbone of this country. We got to where we are now by fucking people and it's the only way forward.
Democracy DOES NOT work. It's manipulated idiots fucking themselves over and being happy about it. When the fuck are you people going to stop worshipping this garbage shit heap of a system like it's this fucking religion and figure that out?
Isnt it nightime there for like 6 months of the year?
BREAKING NEWS: BILL SHORTEN SUICIDE
ALL THESE BRAINLET LOW IQ STATES
I'M SORRY FOR BEING SMARTER THAN YOU
The libs have already made us a Chinese colony
has king eggcunt won a single seat?
Sure you totally proved that in the last thread.
Do I need to post my passport in this thread too? Ok then.
Why didn't you test your pen first?
LNP will run Australia into the ground
No one gives a shit, Australia is fucked and we like making Melbourne cry
Baited, now I can filter your ass from this thread too. No time to argue with my biggest thread in thread.
Open it up then you little gook
Why is a finnish guy trolling in here...
I reckon it was the cranking credits thing that really fucked em up. That pissed off a whole lot of old fucks
a burden rather than a citizen
Your own government views you that way. They'd rather have muzzies.
i see your subtle irony and raise you a hungry santa
See you in the next thread my seething low IQ friend
Will be nice to read about your suicide in the news in a couple of years then when you can't pay rent or child support hahaha
You are one hell of a loser
Sitting in my bed in Queensland smiling from ear to ear
Fuck Melbourne and Labor
It's a good feel
go back to your christian dating sites
lol m8 I doubt you even own one
t. thinks he'd redpilled but can't think for yourself and watches e-celebs for his opinion
Liberal is the faggot party. Their main agenda is to suck the cocks of every rich boomer while serving no one else.
Equating politics to your personal identity makes you blind to the truth.
Enjoy your shitty stagnant wageslave lifestyle while the rich get richer. Fucking moron
i fucking love how ABC constantly touts climate change as a major voter issue, thankfully they got shown tonight how out of touch they are, being so confident of labor winning
We've never had such huge pre-poll voting before, shocked they're calling it on ABC this early given the unknown.
Only hope is all the prepolling votes are labor votes from working class that have to work today?
Would rather be a Chinese colony and 50% pozzed than a literally-every-fucking-minorty-in-the-world colony and 100% pozzed.
That's what I thought you fucking fried rice eating shoelace blind folded fuckwit
dunno about you, but I'm really not interested in gaining a following of assblasted libtards mate.
Peter Dutton looks like an actual cock head
Labor in 1 webm.
centre alliance gets seat with only 28000 votes
Anning can’t get seat with 46000 votes
Labor never do anything that really changes that scenario when in government either chief
B-but your the most a-ass b-blasted of us all sire
penny wong starts getting antsy
immediately cut off so Downie Dutton can speak
Anning is stupid cock
I don’t get it. Labour was a shambles who flip flopped on leaders. Back stabbing. And got voted out as they rightly deserve. LNP changes not once. Not twice but thrice (Simpson’s reference). And they get re-elected. Despite being the poster child of aggrandising wealth and fuck EVERYBODY else. Makes me acknowledge we live in a lifetime of selfish selfish selfish cunts that outnumber the more altruistic minority of you.
That. Is ego shatteringly sad.
On the upside I get tax cuts most of you don’t now. But I didn’t want that. It’s absurd.
Baking new thread. Just wait a second so we don't split up.
But Australia makes up 1-2% of the CO2 budget.
mfw people unironically voting in a party that has consistently dismantled the country, protected banks and backed the upper elite
mfw my sister is literally so fucking retarded when it comes to politics she voted lib because it was the first pamphlet she grabbed even tho shes always bitching about how they keep fucking her over -_-"
Well, lads, it's been a real honor. With my disability living in this country will become infeasible. Sad but true. We needed a positive leader and we came up empty. We're going to hell in a handbasket.
Because they are nigger loving fucking JOKES of human beings, total excrement pandering to green/socialist communist FUCK, economically illiterate and falling for global warming alarmism BULLSHIT.
I have an amazing staff, it really is incredible
Imagine bragging about your cock in your victory speech
Hahahaha Ricky Stewart. What a fuck head
QLD to win election and now go on to win State of Origin
Fuck off greens voter.
As if anyone wants you back
have you don't your part auspol
caring about the outcome
K E K
Not even close mate. If Labor loses, it's definitely because Murdoch and shitfight tactics from the coalition and probably because even though Labor's polices are good, they are spearheaded by a guy who's too slow to answer questions.
Implying I'm mainly for the LNP
Implying I'm a wageslave
Implying the LNP doesn't ultimately benefit my pocket
I'm just against leftist degenerates. My votes went to Anning and ON, but the LNP still benefits me somewhat. Would prefer the LNP, ALP, and greens burn and a nationalist party get in, but hey, what can you do?
typical reddit queer cant handle the bantz
Hopefully libs will make it illegal to be poor or disabled soon so we all end up in jail. Sure we’ll be fucking each other up the ass, but at least we’ll be fed!
i try not to fren... i try... but im a little bit salty
Is your "disability" that you need to punch cones every five minutes and therefore can't work? That seems to be every cunts' disability these days.
libs always pander to the greens when they need their votes
Never voted for the greens in my life, just see ann8ng f9r what he is - stupid cock.
that's what I thought
Right back at you. Go get your passport out of the drawer and settle this man to man. Oh wait, you don't have one.
Next fucktard please.
t. is a dumb fuck zoomer that thinks he is red pilled for being a progressive
I bet you werent even paying attention during OWS loser
Is that classed as disability? I don’t smoke but I might have to take it up
Not true at all. Those are ALP talking points you're parroting. The ALP try to make it out the Liberal care about the rich and the ALP care about the ordinary people. In reality that's not the case.
if you don't agree with me then you're a green voter
This is abhorrent. We are collectively a nation of shitcunts. This is our Trump moment, climate change is about to wipe us out, yet somehow we are becoming MORE conservative, some dickhead keeping his job in a coal mine will mean nothing when climate change goes past the point of no return. As for the plight of the poor farmers that constantly vote for the nationals, they can get fucked, 0 sympathy, the only ones I feel for are the animals, who have no choice in the matter and will continue to suffer. Australia, go fuck yourselves.
hahaha you are so proud of yourself for having travelled and left your home at 17, you must have had really shit parents to think that leaving the country and getting a job is something to write home about hahahaha
everyone wants all these whizzbang programs to help out the poor and working class
WE DONT HAVE ANY MONEY FOR ANY SHIT LIKE THAT ANYMORE
If all you starving artist leftie faggots were against a bunch of fucing slum dwellers coming here and eating your share of our little pie maybe we would be able to do more for you
Wow, that's almost the same as mine.
To ensure that The Greens are put dead last.
Degenerate with a "disability" is a leftist
It's always the ones who will never amount to anything that want free shit afforded to them from the people that actually contribute.
I bet you're really fucking ugly, too. Physiognomy is real and the majority of leftists look like genetic disasters.
Yeah it is. Dutton is a fucken millionaire. How does a copper becomea millionaire without being bent?
Shut up nigger
I said leftypol not greens you dumb cunt
Ok egg boy.
Tell us why.
The ALP will lose because Australians saw through their vicious socialist lies.
we got no money for this shit
Because the libs are still allowing big businesses to pay zero tax 5 years in a row.
We don’t have the money cos we are giving free money to all the rich fucks with shares.
climate change is about to wipe us out
Look out, the global warming is coming, any second now.
Yeah, so you bag someone who does well for himself, why don't you get fucked?
Liberal have money as interests.
Labor have people as interests.
He is the poster boy for narcissistic personality disorder - sees himself as the centre of the universe and doesn’t actually give a fuck about his constituents.
by not ascending faster than his smallest bubbles
Penny looks pretty hot under the collar
No passport no care m8.
I'm from Byron. My parents are automatically more wealthy and successful than yours. This is some ultra weak bait dude. I had like 14 IDs complaining at me in the other thread, good job trying to hold up the fort on your own though.
A University of Queensland study shows that Queensland has the highest IQ
Kek, that's such a Queenslander thing to do, top tier bantz
Name some lies mate. What have the libs done for Australia in the last couple of years?
I glassed a nigger once, what have you done?
Liberal aren't full-blown retarded.
imply we want you here
you're a lazy dumbfuck white nationalist who can't even bring your own pen
you don't deserve to vote desu
Brexit was tough. Trump was tougher. But a Liberal vote after the utter incompetence of the last year or so..... I've never felt more disheartened.
Yet another reminder that the majority of Australians really do not understand what is good for them, and that the propaganda of "labors fault" etc is a winning strategy versus ambitious policy.
I really can't fucking believe this one.
Lefty fags like you say that same shit about anyone right wing and racist though.
How about you get specific instead of replying with meme reasons.
Still waiting to see some evidence here mate instead of just
libs are great
labor is shit
Answer the question, if you even can.
You are a loser. It doesnt matter if your parents are smelly hippies, you are still a loser.
hahaha actually thinking you're special for having a passport and travelling hahahaha dumb cunt
you are so up yourself its unreal bro
please do enjoy jerking yourself off some more while its apparent to anyone paying attention you are actually seething over these results
also dont come back to aus
I watched a mate get glassed by islanders once, then covered another mates car in aluminium foil, what of it?
Nice wall of text dude
no passport no care
This is our Trump moment
Yeah, the party the media and polls had written off won.
Name some lies mate.
Saying Climate Change is real. That's an easy one.
What have the libs done for Australia in the last couple of years?
Not implemented shitty ALP socialist policies.
Nah I don’t give a fuck about Clive or Pauline it’s only fucken anning
Are all of you idiots climate change deniers?
So apparently sudo and muslim fear mongering are more of a problem to Australia than the fucking climate dying good job morons. Eat shit and die
It’s funny how we all joking n shit but deep down we al know straayan fucked for another four years.
lmfao, whole fucking world must be lying then huh?
I punch cones every five minutes but it doesn't stop me working full-time
You called me leftypol for calling out aus/pol/ for being a bunch of freshies
baseless insult flinging
We call can do it mate, I wanna know who cant?
There is no democratic solution dweeb
THREE FEET ON THE PEDAL
"I hear some people are buying machetes in bulk, and giving them to sleeping homeless people"
not wanting to be forcibly pensioned with heavy metals
Basically, and the funny thing is that people think the Libs will take a strong stance on immigration. What a fucking joke. They'll reduce the amount by up to 4,000 per year. A completely infinitesimal amount that won't stem shit.
how is finland? is it livable?
rent is way to high the boomers are keeping like that because ben shapiro said so
No just holocaust denies lmfao
[spoiler] climate change is a spook tho [/spoilers]
That's the thing, China, Brazil, the USA... they're not shooting themselves in the foot over climate change like the ALP would have us do.
One word mate
Apex gangs are much more real than any perceived global temperature changes. For the record, the mean temperature hasn't moved since 2001 but the number of ugly, crazy niggers making our life a misery has increased exponentially. Literally orders of magnitudes of niggers causing crime compared to maaaaaaaybe 0.1 degrees over 20 years. I know which one is more of an immediate threat.
Looks like the Liberals/Nationals are going to win a majority in their own right.
ALL NIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE
AUSTRALIA CAN'T SOLVE IT YOU CUNTS
The more pressing concerns are overfishing and garbage pollution of the ocean, you guys should focus on that for now, we are already rolling out renewable energy as fast as is humanly possible.
Thanks for all the (You)s you dumb cunts
I've literally been copypasting posts from reddit
Have a good night lads
Doesn’t matter how much you ban the only electricity we have, the chinks and pajeets will continue pumping carbon into the air.
The choice is between having cheaper electricity for your air conditioning to avoid the shit happening outdoors or getting fucked up the ass on electricity prices while nothing the Australian government can do will achieve anything.
Might as well have the cheaper electricity and hide in doors.
I've asked this before, but never gotten a reply.
Based on the Greenland ice core, humanity has lived through +8 degrees, and -3, and been totally fine. Within the last few thousand years even. So, now that we have superior technology, and the projections are well within what we've already survived, why the fuck should I care about climate change?
Apparently the most happy country on earth (google it)
Highest rated for education
Not many nigs or arabs because we don't pay them
You won't make it in though. That ship sailed like 5 years ago.
Buy a gun and start the class war so we can justify going full hardline.
Well played mate
You reckon the people alive were comfy mate with +8 degrees?
i dont know bro i got pretty nice qualifications as a skilled refugee
Wont you think of the children.
But don't think about anything else or anything you already know too much.
I love how all the polls said ppl were so worried about climate change but in the privacy of the poll booth all they cared about was how many black fellas were immigrating
Why liberal then it's only increased with them in charge
Yes, I will keep denying it for as long as the solution is to redistribute wealth to shit hole counties.
Shorten is unlikable and their policies would have the average person paying more for everything to tackle climate change that we contribute hardly nothing compared to big polluters of the world.
that wont change under liberal
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize people wanted to institute radical changes in every sector of life, disrupting everything in society, to make sure things don't get uncomfortable. I thought it was going to be global catastrophe instead, but if that's all they're saying, I guess I don't really disagree.
Have fun at work tomorrow with no penalty rates. Literally no one gives a shit about you.
Admit to being a faggot from plebbit
Can't even post his passport
"I was just trollin and copyin posts from reddit lads hah! Mum's callin me to bed tho so nite fags"
I'd say kill yourself but you'll probably hang yourself during this next term my little immigrant.
Only school children are naive enough to fall for it and only because their shithead teachers push it on them.
Then maybe you have a chance. Thing is, we basically completely shut down immigration a few years ago because we didn't want to copy Sweden's example. We've completely reduced the amount of help foreigners get for settling here by like 300%. You're welcome to try though. More skilled labor is always good. Just remember to leave for the winter because it can get a bit boring at times here.
t. reddit homosexual
you called aus/pol/ a bunch of newfags for not voting for progressives though
post your passport in the new thread or go to bed like a good little faggot still living with ma and pa
No I didn't you retard go read my post again. We just fucking shitposted for 30 minutes for no reason you based fuckwit
literally nobody cares if someone has a passport you retarded finn.
literally nobody cares if someone has a passport you retarded finn.
Cunt who hasn't even been to Bali.
How many of you lads would towel Leigh Sales?