AUS/POL/ Election Day

B&RP

So this shit is today? As in happening now? Is /ourparty/ winning?

that guy is an actual poof that now has joe hockey's old seat

-TOP TIER [1]-
Rage vote for Green
Meme vote for Pirate
Lab coat for Science

-MID TIER [1]-
Cat lady vote for Animal Justice
Nazbol vote for Fraser Egging
Gommunist vote Socialist Alliance

-LOW TIER [1]-
Regional vote for Shooter Fisher Milker Prossie & Miner
Meme vote for One Nation
Hawkie mate for Labor

-SHIT TIER [1]-
"Gotta stop Labor" vote for Liberal
"Gotta stop Liberal" vote for Labor
"I know that guy" vote for Fatman

Good lad, big brained Bill is going to win, Anning is going to be BTFO.

you stupid fucking imbecile, we have a preferential system, it is literally impossible to waste your vote unless you're a low IQ dribbling retard who can't figure out how to number the vote correctly.

Women should not have the vote

Anning > shooters > the rest >>>>>>>>>>>> LNP

Gas the gun-grabbing globalist chink-shilling internet-censoring immigrant-hoarding pseudo-cuckservatives

-GOD TIER [1]-
Lawful neutral vote for Derrin Hinch.

they start counting votes in a couple of hours so it won't be until another 4 hours that we get a good idea of what is happening

F U C K I N G B A S E D

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bring back corsets

>There are only two parties of government. Everything else is a waste of a vote.
OP is a faggot

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I LUST FOR BOOMER TEARS

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biggest happening im looking forward to tonight

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Best outcome
>UAP massive turnout, polls lied
>preference flow to the liberals
>coalition gov retain or hung parliament
>senate is a mess
Worst outcome
>Labor wins majorities in both houses
>Bill declares that he won a popular mandate ever if he JUST crosses the line with 1 or 2 seats
>introduces a bunch of radical shit
>insta-recession
>"LIBERALS DID THIS TO US"

Unless the primary polls are way off which they usually aren't here, we're fucked

>He doesn't know how preferential voting works.

Gay & Bluepilled

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fred nile 1
sustainable australia 2

that's a weird one
you shouldn't be voting

A few years back, Labor went to the polls in what many called for them, an un-loseable election.
Guess what happened?

Anyone else find it odd that you pencil in the numbers? I am sure no votes ever get erased.

Zoomer, all you lust for are rare Pokemon

The only party that didn't rant about global warming was niles party. After putting greens last, labor second last and libs third last there wasn't really any choice, so I went with the least global warming alarmist.

scomo upset
the vibe will be like the red wedding
if you're a leftist that is
everyone else will be lmao

look at mr big boy here, got his pen license ay

you basically voted for the pope

Help us Abbott, you are our only hope.

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It's a bit different this time

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based and boomermeme pilled

this but unironically
remember that only one party voted against """"backdoors""""

>rage vote for green
At this point given the terrible water security policy and the fact that greens somehow weren't jewed into voting for encryption breaking makes them an unironic vote

Amen brother!

God help us.

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Bibbons

>didn't rant about global warming
to you have ANY understanding of how fucked we are in future droughts
>pic semi related

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Look at the size of the cranium on this lad, he's going to be a great PM.

>tfw $200 on Labor to win
>tfw put Liberal above Labor anyway

b b b but don't bring my wife into this

why labor first?
Preferencing greens first labor second would direct more funding towards issues you likely care about while still giving the vote to greens

-GOD TIER [1]
Voting Lib Democrats and the Pirate party to keep Jow Forums safe

Jesus Christ, what a fucking embarrassment.

Disgusting

God, we are fucked

>Everything else is a waste of a vote.
Imagine being literally so dumb you can't understand how preferences work.

what is this meme picture
why is anything that isn't bulk nutrients allowed in an aus thread

He was talking about his mother, nigger.

i don't think a joke t-shirt is remotely comparable

damn straight.

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you're putting $200 on the line to win $20? that's lame.

yes he's a mother fucker, faggot

I wish more people knew how preference voting worked so they did that.
Greens 1
Labor 2
Only way to vote it.

>lib democrats
You know just as well as everyone else they'd not protect shit and just vote to cut essential programs like every other libertarian option worldwide

I moved all my investments to benefit from a labour enviromarxist economy, still put anning #1. Vote for what you hope to happen, act for what you think will happen.

I am a neoliberal, and I am a globalist

Stay seething, you unemployed virgin

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"WE LIKE CHINESE PEOPLE, I SWEAR!!!"

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No I put my bet up last year. I wouldn't have bothered betting on those odds.

I.. is he wearing a colostomy bag?

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Why would you vote for [1] labour in the house but Greens in the Senate?

Time for your daily reminder lads

A vote for The Greens™ is a vote for faggotry

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he had to do something so that nobody can be 100% happy with it

pauline 1 anning 2

duty done lads

Fuck collingwood

there is nothing objectively wrong with faggotry so what's the problem

Richard Di Natale is a cunt.

There is plenty wrong with it objectively fag

prove it or kill yourself

>He

you mean besides the massive increase of catching STD's, anal fissures, increased mental illness + risk of suicide and overall degeneracy?

>implying 70% of Jow Forums isn't into traps
You're fighting a losing battle.

>there is nothing objectively wrong with faggotry so what's the problem
>t. faggot
kys faggot

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Good, I want to see women and children being raped and killed in the street by packs of niggers. Bring on the apocalypse!

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Poo comes out of butthole. Also abusers are disproportionately fags. 50% despite male homos being 5%.

Your move. Kid. Heh.

I've got the irrefutable evidence right here

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I AM GROWING STRONGER

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>t. small man syndrome

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I see you have no idea how to read statistics, congratulations

Poofs are eternally BTFO excellent posts anons

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>implying there are actual women here and not just traps

...

He looks like such a fucking worm.
..
Glad I voted for his party.

Front right is cute af though, lucky albo

>Based Di Natale wins in a landslide
>Finds out who voted against him
>Locks them all up on Naru

Your move Jow Forumsyps

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>hate tranny's and faggots so much
did you not at least check my other posts to know I don't

>suddenly remember i accidentally wrote outside of box

my whole ballot is invalid, all that waiting for nothing FUUUUCK

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HAHA

Fuck yeah.

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>wrote outside of box
>outside
i don't think this is even possible to do by accident

False.

There is only 1 party and 2 puppets. It's all an illusion

FUCK YOU ITS NOT FUNNY

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