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man, /ptg/ is nothing but a shell of it's former self. what a joke
For the entire length of time in which I have been aware of this Poland flag shill has been spamming our humble general thread, which is about 3 months , I have accumulated $12,000 in the bank. I hope that sinks in my friend, how little YOU VALUE YOUR OWN TIME. You could be doing so much better with your time, I'm just here because I got done partying with a coworker who just turned 50 and wanted to go out for drinks. I'm not typing all this shit because I'm mad, I'm doing it because I want you to know your shilling doesn't really have an effect here other than being slightly annoying. At worse, you will make people not come here for a few days, depending on how many hours you dedicate to spamming.
For as long as Trump is President (5.5 more years), this general will keep on rolling. Shills, fed, cucks, faggots, nigger, damnation to the lot of you, nothing will stop this force of nature.
I just got home and saw this Tweet from earlier, how much fucking salt did this generate today?
why are the posters here so angry? it's like even they don't enjoy coming here anymore
RETWEET THIS PUPPY
come on I don't even have SOCIAL MEDIA...
/ptg/ is great
and trumps great
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
and you look like this
i've heard about how assblasted this person is, but holy god seeing it up close this much is fucking hilarious. they're obviously acting out some personal issues
my fucking sides are gone tho
Why would a MUSLIM girl who quit the job you worked at together come visit one month later after she quit to give you a $90 sweater for your birthday?
how true is this picture?
it was part of a litany of tweets he rained down on the pathetic liberals today. they're on permanent suicide watch now
time to have some fun
based illegal mexicans, raping and killing our people! well, it's just lefties, so who cares?
Not me I'm actually a cute anime girl and he might very well be too.
you're really in no position to call anyone pathetic, mister pede
this will only be effective though if it's in rich affluent neighborhoods so the rich democrats there will complain to the politicians who they fund
needs a Visa?
Based. Ruin America to own the libs
AS LONG AS IT LE MAKES LE SALT IT IS HELLA FUCKIN BASED
WHO MINING SALT HERE XDDD
JUST HOP ON REDDIT MY FAVE SITE AND CHECK IT OUT GUIS
is he giving illegals a one year warning, like he did with mexico?
lmao, what a fucking chump
hella fuckin epic am i rite?
Trump may not do anything but fuck up and lie, but at least he makes them le mad xDD
Mental illness is a hell of a thing
Worst catfishing case since Rick Wilson, and it wasn't even intentional.
Broward County is like 25% Jewish.
tfw someone posted my OC pepe and didn't notice the poor photoshop skills on the left side
Political Cartoon Book
lefties get a sample of the diversity they like so much
spics dont even stay
Seems like a win-win. Dump them in San Fran next. This shitty state deserves it
Every year another year warning extension
uh oh its already almost 2020
damn, we need to vote for him again, this time he will actually do things for real guys trust the plan
I wonder how many reports the White House has got about the sjw mods on here?
does nothing but REEEEE in impotent rage about Drumpf
my pepe collection is always 100%, i never forget to save a pepe, love frogs tbqh
George webb is great!
So now that the Canadian tariffs have been removed Canada is going to be fine right?
I wonder how many reports you just got
donald "one year warning" trump
I can't believe retards here still support him
it's wild to watch it, for sure. these are the kinds of people where i feel bad for the other people who have to be around them in real life
no, not at all, sorry aboot that
and no one cares
lefties get a sample of the diversity they like so much
and then they'll flee elsewhere and, having learned nothing, campaign for the exact same policies that ruined where they came from
spics dont even stay
this is a pipe dream
Jow Forums and /x/ are riddled with people who have mental illness
however schizophrenia and autism go hand in hand with high IQ so....meh
not that all of them are, just saying Jow Forums likely has some of the smartest people on the site
Ha. that's simply not true.
is it back?
don't get mad, get glad
Depends. Is Trudeau still PM?
If not, you're good to go.
Seems pretty dumb, Florida is already so precariously balanced. Sure they're not citizens (yet) so they can't vote, but the beaner mutt offspring they shit out on US soil are citizens and will vote Dem when they're of age.
based Jow Forumsand is indeed back
he is a saint for doing the good work he does
no one else took the job, but he stepped forward to piss on the pedes eternally
Yeah, no need to be a sour lemon.
it's 8:55 in the morning there. and this is how they're going to spend their day and weekend. lmao
can we have an awoo for good trade deals?
As has been said, he's this thread's personal Krassenstein.
everyone with half a brain already left cuckchan, you dumbass normalfag. of course there is nothing of value here
If anything the death of Canada is accelerated. The US, specifically POTUS, now has a unilateral veto over all of Canada's trade and defense decisions. Ottawa has literally no power except domestic policy and virtue signaling, and if Alberta decides to stop sending them money even that will collapse. Annexation by 2040.
voting should require a license that can only be acquired by taking an IQ test and scoring over 120
or maybe just depending on your score, your vote counts as 1/4th vote, 1/2 vote, 1 whole vote, and 2 votes.
something like that might actually make democracy work in the USA
is that mister legendary don "lemon" party?
wew, so this is what mid 2019 /ptg/ memes look like
what a joke, just like this president
Skip the mad. Just be Glad.
If Trump dumps the illegals in Florida, why would they just stay there?
lololol more like entertain
good. it's been too quiet without his...butthurt
LE AWOOVEMENT HAS BECOME LE BOWEL MOVEMENT
im on a few chans on the onion network, but if you mean cripplechan, no fucking thanks
Because they cluster in deep blue areas with lots of spics and Jews and he's dumping them in Miami.
i have literally never touched a vagina in my entire life.
yeah...he's the one butthurt by his flooding....it couldn't possibly be the targets....
"President" Trump is the greatest Israeli president the USA has ever had. Trump is making Israel great again. Glad Trump sends billions of dollars to Israel for their border wall. MIGA
8pol, and recently, /b2/, have been good, who needs anything else
id: 0 Load
I have to wear this fucking shirt in public every day
Oops, a few DemonRats have fogot about their meds.
yeah you're really raising the bar good job
Member when we were a 99% white country with friendly happy go lucky canucks from coast to coast?
I know, right? The leddit infestation that is /ptg/ has been spending every morning for the past 4 years shilling for Trump. Did you expect today to be any different?
your average /ptg/ poster, then: either an underage child, a hopeless basement dwelling beta neckbeard, or a boomer, who has forgotten who he is, and where he is
which are you?
Canada used to be a "diplomatic superpower". Such a thing exists apparently. China Ron Paul man said that Christya Freeland might be one of the smartest person on Earth when it comes to geopolitics.
And now we're fucking grounded apparently.
I know...so hungry for attention; must be lonely!
look here shill, he's gonna build that wall!
You know if you spent a bit more time mowing your lawn we wouldnt be having these little tantrums
nah man, the "Jow Forums" on the onion network is maximum comfy
normalfag redditors don't dare come due to certain....unbanned things
the group is smaller, it really feels like very early Jow Forums
i love it
anything on the regular clearnet is infested with alphabet soup agencies, bots, and normalfag redditors
believe it or not, actual political conversations and good content used to be posted here. way back, this general the way it is now, needs to be put out of it's misery
omg i see what you did there!
Just had sex. My wife refused to let me post while inside her. She said she refuses to fuck a faggy phone poster. How many posts before I have to have sex again?
Most people here are lonely, it isn't anything to really joke about.
Being a weeb I am sure you understand the feeling well, and i don't mean that in some sort of aggressive mean way
who makes this shit kek
that is some peak boomer tier Q shit
I gave my cat onions milk
China Ron Paul man said that Christya Freeland might be one of the smartest person on Earth when it comes to geopolitics.
She's a fucking eggplant with hair. If she were actually intelligent rather than Hillary style """qualified""" she wouldn't have been pushing for shit like feminism and climate change in trade talks with Trump, Mnuchin, Pompeo, and Lightizer. I've seen that talk, and Zeihan fell incredibly hard for his own biases on this one.
stfu shill, the wall is already built, it is natural barriers
and so, here you are.
peak on-topic political discussion /ptg/ is known for
and you as well
you do you
i'll do me
and we won't do each other...
Can i Find onion on notevil?
The link is on "toplinks", so search for that
im not going to flato ut post the link since i really don't want redditors finding muh chan
mowed mine today.....
the faces of /ptg/
almost as nice as donald turning on everyone who used to believe in him
that pic gets me every fucking time
It might seem like everything's going to hell, but really it's okay cause Imran has the password.
something like that might actually make democracy work in the USA
We'd also need to expel all of the niggers and inbred kikes.
sometimes i just grab my cat and start bellowing
in its face over and over
then i throw that fucking redditor outside when he struggles and scratches me after about the 50th time of me screaming awoovement in his face
not mentioning the best trannies of /ptg/
you guys are pretending way too hard, you're not from around here
no political discussions to be had this might as well be r/donald's discord server
fucking mandatory DNA tests to expel the sub-humans
then a focus on perfecting our own DNA using it as a template for manual modification to increase things which will make it easier to inhabit the harness of other planets and space
It could be worse.
The last vagina I touched belonged to a Jewess.
trannies in /ptg/ causing trouble
can you imagine?
time to make some "evidence"
BECAUSE OF A HAT
my oh my
your meter is meek
even with digits
your words ring weak.
They're pretty amazing, not gonna lie.
Perhaps you simply cannot truly comprehend my words, the deeper meanings.
Or Nellie's Packet Burst radio.
Master Shake is such an asshole.
How did that turn his head into an ayy?
when a boomer tries to make "maymays"
it's like the person at the work party who drinks half of the punch bowl, then goes into a drunken breakdown in front of everyone, spinning around and screaming at everyone,
then finally collapses in the middle of the room, having pissed on themselves. and slumps over in a belching fit, lulled now by their own whimpering tears of impotence.
she wouldn't have been pushing for shit like feminism and climate change in trade talks
I suspect it's just some kind of weird negotiation tactic at this point. Some sort of mind game to annoy him so much he can't think straight about them.
She went on stage to some event in Toronto about "dealing with Tyrants" and they had a video that compared Trump to Assad and they kept talking about him as a tyrant kek.
She is bulli.
fell incredibly hard for his own biases on this one
OK. I don't quite get what his thing with Canada is. He acts a bit funny about it.
You can keep your pictures of little naked black boys. I'll stick to not being a fag.
a nigger product, of course it fucked his shit up
serves him right, he trusted witch doctor treatments
Nah I want the Alien universe of mega corps travelling the stars for resources. That Alien Isolation game is dope. It isn't the Aliens that are the best part of that universe but the off chance that people would be trapped on a barely functioning station abandoned by a uncaring or bankrupt corporate owner, millions of miles away from a breathable atmosphere, one minor glitch from slowly starving or suffocating to death. Space just seems so damn comfy.
We trust doctors who inject children with several vaccines at once.
Then gets slowly gets mounted...
Waking up suddenly, feeling a throbbing cock probing their ring.
The tip finding the center, slowly stretch it open.
Pic related then occurs.
rape is legal in space.
Leafistan has national elections coming up this year, right? What day is that?
write in rhymes
I bet you can't
Simple ones, even
Instead you rant
Poems and prose
aer easy to write
However, it's clear~
(you)'re not that bright
i aint reading that shit, nigga. you gay.
The CommunistLEFT like you never learn. You have zero original ideas except to attack people. But now your getting beaten back in a nasty bout of blowback, so you WHINE like little fucking bitch. Waaa
Yeah bro, did you know even animal vaccines got duh secret nano bots and also the autism curse
They literally even want our dogs and cats to have autism
test tube babies raus
Yup. October 21st.
Very hard to predict what is going to happen it seems.
Eh, I'd honestly take you for a ride if you just want to see your local planets or something.
No one up here cares, they know you won't be believed if you tell other humans.
Fuck thee self with a cactus.
For it must be donust.
Interesting. Good luck with that. I hope you're not cursed with another Weedman term.
no, not really; veterinarians have been complaining about the composite vaccines that compress what used to be separate ones into fewer visits. As a result, the pets' immune systems are taxed harder in childhood.
you would know this if you were better informed.
Nigga you better read that shit, here have some porn so you have some precum produced as lube as you read it over.
Gib asteroid diamonds
so are abortions
I am not a leftist nor a liberal nor whatever you think I am
Sorry to burst your bubble fren
20 posts by this ID
nigga stop trying to gay me
You can't write well
this bit by bit,
your style of writing
is total shit
That's how they reproduce, after all; I don't think it can help it.
unattractive people supporting things that I'm against
Vaccines are for betas.
Chads get preventable diseases, and hold on to them long enough for them to mutate until the vaccine being given is no longer effective.
Then the chad proceeds t o spread it to other chads.
Over time this produced a "hanging" chad, a chad that hangs on through it all, becoming the ultimate human.
For example, i have not washed my hands since birth.
They still have vaginal residue on them.
What's wrong, unknown?
Eva, you done?
If that's all you got
I'm not having fun
Your ghost talking. Or you fucked up your proxie order. You also just got added to the CommunistLEFT list. When I F5 you'll be no more.
yo nigga i ain't no finna fuckin rappa get tha shit outta muh face you hood rat lmao'[email protected] life also kekking my pants
that's so unintelligent it doesn't even get a (you)
you're already infected
soon you'll learn to enjoy videos like this one
yeah these shills suck. no fun at all. i'm out, good night frens!
so they really are getting rid of abortion. shiiit.
nigga i dont do webms
why did i hover over this pic
nofap is a placebo
It really warms my heart that /ptg/ is such a site wide mockery at this point
I used to post here, tho, I know they're dumb enough to think people would fall for this
Unknown loves dear little Eva, but in the end, he's much smarter. He has a very good brain. Which is bad news for certain people.
Is staying hydrated a placebo?
an interest in farm animals maybe?
If I may make an additional normie post, always say "YES" when people ask if you want to "go out, or hang out, or do anything". Always say yes to social opportunities because you, yes you, know you need the practice.
Even if you believe you are socially awkward, people will love you if you accept their invitations to things and that them for inviting you.
That is my normie advice to weirdos.
Ghost talking? newfag fucking lurk moar
God you're so fucking stupid you can't even comprehend whats going on.
Not a single on-topic political post
Oh yes it will
Reminder that even r/donald is calling out trump's bullshit, only bootlickers in /ptg/ are left
your the one with a toilet on your head who hasn't said fucking shit about politics.
You are undeniable a faggot and you know it. What say you?
It is greatly exaggerated
No wonder everyone hates this general, nothing but asshurt boomers and anime avatars talking about anything but politics
yeah why would anyone try and control their urges how fucking lame
damn that's sad
is thatyour average /ptg/ poster?
It should be inherent.
Not something learned.
If you must learn it, you're already a low IQ breeder. Pathetic
is a hat in time worth playing
Which one is it, shitwit?
what the fuck DO you do nigga because it seems like nothing but complain
Not as sad as this pic
Good. Niggers will proceed to reproduce like rabbits as they do in Africa.
oh shit, nigga got some board games.
pic from 3 months ago from a complete fake news nothingburger
I mean, yeah, they're Redditt fags, but you're REALLY reaching.
Kek. Stay frosty, champ.
Mexico will pay!
Maybe, we gave them a one year period, we will see
nigga stop whining
Kek, I am the one who made and spammed that poll
le nothing burger
but instantly damage controls, nice
must hurt knowing even literal redditors have higher standards than the half dozen remaining /ptg/ posters
That's kinda hot, I would've just asked her for details.
/ptg/ posters here are acting strangely like posters on r/donald who raise actual concerns about trump, hmm...
Ivanka looks like a gopher
tfw you don't have a loicense for that spoon
it is a very old image that used to be popular
newfags should save it, it is a piece of history
like the posters spamming and downvoting, I mean
Notice how nobody here will ever rebuttal any argument, just try to call them a shill and impotently spam reports
Are you not entertained?
How do you fuck up so hard even reddit cannot suck your dick anymore?
I always wanted a good chinese dao but I never got around to seriously looking and researching a good one to get
still REEEEing impotently over nothingburgers
It passed as soon as the stealth amnesty thing got debunked.
now up to 31 pbtid
Keep at it, buddy, I bet you can reach 15% of the posts ITT by bump limit if you put your feeble mind to it. You've already cracked 10%.
I am entertained by the fact that people thought this guy was going to be a "God Emperor" of anything but the street in israel named after him. And his own train station, and god knows what else they named after him, at this point, he is a good goy, after all!
Son, I've been meaning to tell you. When your mother and I had sex, which lead to you. We were having anal sex, I did not want her to get pregnant. I came in her asshole. She put her panties back on without shitting it out, so some leaked out of her anus and into her panties. This lead it to reaching her vagina...
Basically you're an ass baby, you were up her asshole first before making it to her pussy.
I guess I should also tell you that she was gone often, and you would cry, wanting to nurse. We had no bottles, so to calm down you down i'd let you nurse the tip of my penis. This lead to you swallowing a ton of my "milk" over the years. Basically what i'm saying is your a butt baby who was raised on sperm.
Sorry son, I know this all must be hard to take in.
yeah i want one too.
Careful bro, you'll get mass reported.
Based and Redpilled, can I get an upvote for this?
When I was in high school a girl that I had gone to school with since kindergarten asked me if I would take her virginity. She had some kind of tumor and was going into surgery to get it removed from her brain. I reluctantly said yes because brain tumor isn't a huge turn on. So we went to her room and I made it about two strokes before her mom came home. I kissed her on the head and hurriedly ran out the back door. A week or so later I found out she died in surgery. At her funeral some other guy was threatening to kill me. Turns out it was her best friend and she told him about the virginity thing. She had promised him or something but chose me and he was pissed. We both got thrown out of the funeral and he kept saying he was going to kill me. Dude suck started a shotgun that day. When I met my wife I lied and said she was my first. How the hell could I tell her the truth?
the pedes here strangely think they can "get rid of " anyone here, it is very amusing
almost as if they want to make sure this general is exactly like their home at r/donald: a censored safe space
Why is he called "Eva"?
I know right. I had to patch that little issue.
Nice, this should trigger all the stormweenies browsing this thread
I'd also like to know.
Maybe it is a "she"?
damn we have a significant newfag problem
Because I fucked your mom
Same way trump fucked anyone that actually expected out of him
I hereby recant.
I'm with her now.
Now I can have Zionism AND leftist faggotry. Fuck domestic policy, the economy, and remaking the judiciary with Constitutionalist judges!
DAMN, now that's what I call impotent rage!
not as sad as your sad life shill. All poles are based except you. must be one of the 5k jews in Poland.
I WISH I WAS AMERICAN
Week shit wrap up?
Bongs confiscated a dangerous spoon
IG report so pants are being shat in
Big Balls Barr not scared of old cunt Nancy
Why are we shipping migrants into red states, fuck off!
Leafs getting relief from tariffs
Still no happenings
Rally soon at least, AWOO!
There is no coming back from this
Is it true?
and then he suddenly looked at me sexily and flipped his hair.
More like a
trumps shredding of TTIP singlehandedly saved my country from corperate takeover.
I WISH I WAS AMERICAN
I WANT FIREARMS
tfw you get arrested for intent-to-sharpen
literally no argument
gg no re, brainlet
works for me all the same
Based, another reminder that americans are literally stupid enough to fill a baseball stadium, even if the president they voted in actually didn't deliver on his promises
I've been seeing him spam for a while and there was a Poland flag that used to not be like that before but I don't remember how he got his name.
ignore these homos. They are here on Jow Forums because antifa gets beaten to death if they step out their basement in poland.
Hi fren, could you tell us more about wanting firearms? :)
leave your info here, so I can perhaps ship you stuff!
So you ARE gay. Good to know.
This is what /ptg/ has been reduced to
a few assblasted retards trying to "Own" shills that run circles around them daily
Holy shit this can’t be real
post yfw the angry controlled alphabet soup agencies and judges and other shit get trump arrested the moment he isn't president and no longer can pardon himself
nice try aivd, VOTE FVD NEXT WEEK.
BLANKE STAATSMILITIES SOON
i`m going with ve
it was from early 2015-2016. i actually doubt this pole is actually eva, but that would spoil the fun
reminder that i am still baking
early 2016-2017*, whoops
Gun was not by the side of her head
gun was fired during my post
post discarded to the graveyard
i read this as you fantasizing about trump railing your mother
No president former or otherwise will ever be arrested.
that can't be real...
reminder that i am still baking
post yfw these sad shills are stuck with us for 6 more years.
<3 you're my favourite bump fren
Prolly right, there are many "untouchables"
orange man bad
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
being this mad
It's the precedent. Not to mention people's retirements and the fucking petrodollar. Nixon quit.
Do you also wish you were american instead of europoor dutch slave?
tfw taxes got raised even higher
still no argument
REEEEEing continues to intensify
You're sooooo damn mad and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it except flail about in complete futility. It's kind of adorable t b h.
projecting this hard
Is it weird knowing you've attached so much of your identity to a cartoon con-man, laughingstock businessman who will go down in US history as one of the worst Presidents? I know all you Russiabot cunts go back to trying to make your rusted out sinking ship of a joke country credible, and all you Right Wing Euro incels try to ride on the fumes - but what about all you USA NEET faggot losers who thought Trump being a living meme troll was going to change your life... what do you do when he's gone? It was only 4 years, that is nothing in adult life. Do you just search for a new identity?