How can I create aThreesome?

I fantasize about seeing my wife suck strangers dicks all day. It's what I'm thinking about at work, when I'm talking to her, when I'm getting high, etc. It's always her gorgeous lips on another dick, and it drives me crazy.
I've expressed my desire to either have a 3some or let her outright fuck someone else, but she's not crazy on the idea.
She says she'd be uncomfortable with whoever joined, because she's only comfortable with me. And that, to her, it still feels like cheating.
I appreciate that, I do, but I NEED to live out the fantasy.
So my question isn't necessarily how to convince her, but more like, how do I manufacture the perfect 3some moment?
I already know the gist of my plan: I'm going to find someone close to our age to befriend under the pretense of being old gaming friends. But this guy will already be aware that I want him to seduce my gf, and he'll be instructed to flirt very ambiguously.
Then, after a few Hangouts, I'm going to invite him over to dinner and get my wife really drunk and high.

Now I just need help fleshing out my plan.
Firstly, how should I go about recruiting the 'friend'?
Second, what are some ways in which one can flirt very discreetly and sneakily?
Third, what do we do once we get her cross faded? What is a calm, soft approach?

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She can blow me while u watch. What’s your number

okay, sure thing buddy. I totally believe this isn't a troll or shill post, no sir this is 100% real

Who gives a shit if you thimk I'm trolling, contribute or gtfo

Good joke

Okay here is my contribution to you

Your wife has said she doesn't want to do it. Either you respect her as a person and accept that and move on with your life, or you ruin your wife's trust in you (and your marriage) so you can fulfill a degenerate fantasy once. It's your choice but just know that if you go through with that shit your life will be changed for the worse

You fucking retard, you have a wife who only wants to have sex with you and you make her not only break that lovely loyalty, you turn her into a damaged thot and yourself into some worthless fucking cuck.

kys, you may as well go suck that cock in a 3 male threesome

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Someone is jealous lmfao

yes, of that alternate universe where OP isn't that fucking retarded

if you find a wormhole to it let me know

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This what happens when you watch too much porn kids

Sounds pretty gay me to desu

This is where all the good wives go to
It’s sad to see something perfect completely stomped on

For any anons trying to not have a gay threesome, here's what's worked for me (assuming you have one girl who already wants to fuck you):

I knew a bi girl from uni who was basically an art hoe. I just told my gf she liked her and told her my gf was into her. They both believed it, this built some sexual tension since both wanted to "explore themselves". We all got drinks which helped us loosen up and that was that. You can accomplish the same by meeting people are finding that one cute art hoe on your local campus or bar etc. and building a semi decent rapport. Alternatively, you install tinder or whatever on YOUR phone and make a threesome account. You can figure out the details for pictures and what you say but I found in my area using mostly gfs pics on lesbo tinder worked the best since honestly most were bi anyways (campus area so what do you expect). I've only pulled this off twice but those were the two strategies that worked for me. Bye bye, hope it helps.

Quit porn before it's too late dickhead, your brain is basically destroyed by that shit, that's why you want to partake in some degenerate bullshit fetish because your dopamine receptors are fried.

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>seeing my wife suck strangers dicks all day.


Without even a lunch break?

Cum and dick for lunch

I am woman and this thread is so horryfying. You are really bad and crazy people.

Because I am woman, I really wanna kill the OP

Really your wife is poor. Your wife only like you so she said it is comfortable only doing with you.

OP you are really fucking crazy and you have to go to hell. You have to go hospital and have to cure your mental illness

wait i thought porn addiction makes you cum faster which is it?

If I was your wife, or I have bf or husband like you , I will talk about it to all people and I will divorce and I will make him cannot live with other people. I really sure.

So you don't care that she doesn't want this? You are happy forcing her into the situation just to satisfy your fantasy?

Your mother must be so proud

Don't befriend anybody. The best you can do is go to a fancy hotel bar and be friendly/tipsy. Your lady can signal you on which one she might want and you can open up by saying "she likes you, what are you doing later?"

Both and more actually, stop wanking for like 3 months and you'll see your so-called fetishes disappear.

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This is what porn does to the brain everyone.

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you're another breed son . you can't convince her to do something that she's not into. there are sex/relationship therapists, though...if that interests you.

So what do you want retard? if you want a threesome with her, find some faggot here or soc or maybe tinder instead of calling everyone a faggot and not replying.

Step by step op, let her flirt with other guys or dance with them in clubs and she'll be sucking another guys dick in no time

OP is literally a cuck

Nofap is literally a religion at this point