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AUS/POL/ Election Day
In 40 minutes you start finding out how terribly fucked things will be.
didn't even know
who's projected to win
fucking voted all the main parties last.
this is the thread
labour maybe idk
30 minutes left to vote.
Doubles decides who I vote for.
Labor will win, likely by a fair margin.
>#Galaxy Exit Poll Federal 2 Party Preferred: L/NP 48 (-2.4 since 2016) ALP 52 (+2.4)
JUST
Polls are cucked and skewed
And it's not even wishful thinking, I preferenced Liberal 3rd last above Labor being 2nd last
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OH NO NO NO
If Tony Abbott was Prime Minister, Australia probably would be colonising Mars right now
nation-wide two party preferred is generally quite accurate. Seat-by-seat polling is what tends to suck
however the betting odds are currently something like 7:1 in labor's favour
uhhh guys...
greens
Whats for dinner lads?
Anning of course, you don't even need digits to tell you this
Does Fraser Anning party have a chance or is he going to get fucked because of a retarded voting system?
>ONE NATION AT LEAST 10%. POSSIBLY 15%
We're gonna make it brahs
Liberals were going to win before Bob gave Labor the boost
CONVENIENT TIMING
He's probably having a beer with Hitler in Argentina laughing his arse off that cheeky bastard
Onions prime minister.
donkey vote
Red meat with a side of greens, it looks like.
I am more or less apolitical, I could careless, only you mongs, with your dubz can decide who I vote for.
based as fuck
hamburgers with a side of mash
the chink shill party
I just followed Labor's how-to-vote card desu
labor voters are cuckolds
Ttest
tfw working class labor fag
Rub one on the ballot
Your dubz in response to mine means you vote Anning now
steak or a burger
All parties preference him last, even the right-wing minor parties.
Fraser was gaining momentum on social media through memes and Trump style ragebaiting the media but the the government clamped down on the internet and the wheels fell off Fraser's chances.
If he can get a few tens of thousands of votes around the country he might be able to use this as a beginning for the next campaign but I think he might just fade away sadly
omg guys, so based
only a few boomer-tier party wankers would vote major parties first.
Who's the most aligned with and most likely to be elected and reinstate the WAP?
No, the dubz must come from another mong.
>Fraser was gaining momentum on social media through memes and Trump style ragebaiting the media but the the government clamped down on the internet and the wheels fell off Fraser's chances.
He should maybe hire the digital strategist behind the Brexit Party
I made chilli con carne. Put in these birdseye chillies which will blow my ring out tomorrow. Lamb mince, onions, garlic, capsicum, celery, mushrooms and tinned tomatoes and beans. Serving with rice and tinned corn.
>Doesn't want anyone here except Australians
>Wants to pull out of the UN
>Give everyone back their guns
>Wants to create an interest free bank to get rid of usury
>"H-HEH BUT REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME HE SAID HE RECOGNIZES JERUSALEM!"
Try harder dumb shill
I did it lads, number 1 for anning and put the commies dead last. No sausage roll which was pretty shit but I might go get some KFC.
cringey neo cortex bill
Whatever the outcome, China wins.
Beers an durries
As a chilli enthusiast, birds eye chillis are weak, they do taste good though.
Get a fucken habenero in to ya, and out your ringer.
Bannon was supposed to be coming to Australia to help a populist/nationalist-type but then he studied our elections and decided that Australia is too boring
what do you want a fucking medal?
pizza tonight lads, who has the best election coverage?
Labor voters watch The Project and find Hughesy funny
Death to all of them
I'd give him one cunt
It's time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
Another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.
>Anyway
Now it's done and dusted, I'm going to enjoy all the normies on suicide watch after this election, because no matter who wins.....
We all fucking lose!
this eggcunt.
Me too, I forget if I put liberals or greens at the absolute bottom. But I filled the voting slip in with the pencil provided and now I wish I’d used my own pen
Easy cobber, you right mate? user is just proud to participate in democrazy
fraiser
nah the dude who predicted Trumps win reckons UAP will push LNP over the line due to the fact that idiots saw and ad so they will vote for UAP and I think he might be correct because this country is full of idiots that watch Married at First Sight
Australia seems to have a worse voting system then us, I mean how in the flying fuck could an anti-establishment party win a seat when all the lefties and fake "cons" put them last.
PRIME MINISTER CHLOE SHORTEN'S HUSBAND
My tolerance goes up and down. I can eat habaneros, but I can't taste shit if they're in there.
that really annoyed me pencils everywhere.
Anning
What about this friend of Israel?
lel say what you like, I still think you are totally at least 90 percent delusional...
>he thinks right wingers dont want imigrants
kek
>I wonder why he wants to pull out the UN
>you have guns, I know plenty of austalians from England with them
>take on the banks
lel ok maybe i was wrong its probably closer to 100%
reroll
>nah the dude who predicted Trumps win reckons UAP will push LNP over the line due to the fact that idiots saw and ad so they will vote for UAP and I think he might be correct because this country is full of idiots that watch Married at First Sight
And which dude is that again?
Bulking?
What's the best website to watch the results come in?
Habaneros more or less taste like an extremely fruity/floral capsicum, but then a tidal wave of heat.
>Literally dodged every point after getting BTFO and tried to shift it to other points like a true member of the tribe
Show your flag
poor
I dunno my housemate told me when I went out for a smoke
I'm guessing keto as it's the offical Jow Forums diet.
I'm doing it myself.
I am leaving in 5 minutes, I live pretty much next door to the school where I vote.
Some cunt had better get dubboules
I was doing keto for a while. Did wonders for my IBS.
holy shit you're retarded
Fraser Anning. End ((usury))
The preferential system is not great. Labor wins most of it's seats with 30% of the primary vote
BOOMERS ARE TERRIFIED
REAL THREAD
So what is /Aus/pol verdict on Bob Hawke?
Good on ya mate. Fraser anning 1st, palmer 2nd commies last.
> As God intended.
reroll
>Still hasn't revealed his flag
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LIVE ONE FELLAS
reroll
>poor
>not picking chicken for cost effectiveness
fool
>admitting to doing keto
learn some nutrition moron unless you have genuine reasons to do keto
CLIVE
jc just give me the digits already
The UN is just a corrupt useless gravy train. Why do you think whenever there’s an Ebola outbreaks they just send a bunch of press releases saying shits fucked.
Nice rental propertie, wagie.
fuck off
greens 1 labor 2 socialist alliance 3
nigger
you keep getting them
only choice is anning
...
okay greens 1 labor 2 then, no socialist alliance