Aus/pol/ - election night edition

Another Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

FRASER “THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE NIGGER POLLUTION” ANNING WILL ONLY WIN IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST WITH “FUCK YEAH CUNT”

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>(((langenberg)))

Aaaaaaaaaand?

Laborfags out

I have to go in a few mins.
Was just about to get comfy too.

fuck no

>Oyster Bay
At least drink some decent wine, it's election night.

SCOTT MORRISON SHITTED AND FARTED IN HIS PANTS AT ENGADINE MCDONALDS IN 1997

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You really should put relevant links in the OP to live results, etc. You know how those "general" threads look. Just do it for the next one alright m8? And make sure to put relevant keywords in so everyone can find it in the catalogue

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What seat does anning have?

Hopefully my phone corrected the picture this time

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SOON

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Anthony Green has announced a win for Labor

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Being a NEET is all fun and games til you hit your 30s and realize that you're 5-10 years behind your peers in career development and are probably locked into some min wage labor shit for the rest of your life.

That red band around the Apple TV remote is a good idea. I pick it up all the time with it facing the wrong direction, fuck its annoying.

I reckon the Siri voice recognition works pretty well though.

Fraser is getting 1-6% in early seats from what I'm seeing so far

ABC MAD SHITPOSTING

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Fuck off Faggot

Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide?

Your vote is now invalid now dumbass

ITS OGRE

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This guy posts at Jow ForumsAustralia

Flynn in QLD has 5.4+ swing to tjem whilst Libs and Lab have swings against them.

Fuck yeah cunt

this is australias version of watergate.
and fraser anning getting ice creamed is our JFK.

Why is it Labor and not Labour?

dsp is a lifelong career of comfy m8

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B A S E D

it's spelled labour retard.

I voted below the line for candidates of these parties in the senate ballot, any questions Anons? Rate?

1 Fraser Anning's National Conservative Party
2 One Nation
3 Great Australian Party (ex One Nation member party)
4 Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
5 Love it or Leave it
6 Sustainable Australia
7 Rise Up Australia Party
8 Australian People's Party
9 Christian Democrats
10 Australian Conservatives
11 United Australia Party (specifically for Brian Burston only, ex One Nation)
12 CEC

fakkin lid

actually no, you can draw a dick as long as it's numbered correctly

FUCK YEAH CUNT

if i could i would hang out with u user

FUCK YEAH CUNT

Writing /auspol/ has invalidated your vote you mong

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Big if true

>putting fucking aus/pol/ on your ballot
Do you want to be wire tapped by ASIO?

I should have drawn some dicks then

Based as fuck user

Labor playing down NSW already

HERE COMES THE PISS WAVE BOYS

>the nationals are going to win Cowper, AGAIN

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Sheppo?

Hand over consolidated revenue to a union rapist, a gangster moll, and a Chinese lesbian. Nation doesn't even blink

Penny Wrong.

ANYONE WHO GETS THEM TO READ OUT A SHITPOST IS OFFICIALLY A MAD LAD
abc.net.au/news/2019-03-27/federal-election-you-ask-we-answer/10928090

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Enormous if factual

patriot

homo

no it's not, learn how to vote

You invalidated your vote for attention you women

Labor is being pushed out of some contests. We might actually see a shooters or ON MP come out of this

eh, I ran out of beer (Coopers Pale), and it's the only red in the house. it's not too bad, got 6 bottles left over from a wedding I worked at. free is good
it's just lecky tape and thats exactly why I did it, mate. and yes, siri works good on it.

>asio somehow knows your ballot belongs to you
are you dense

FUCK YEAH CUNT

That's not true. You can draw what you like as long as its numbered correctly.

One Nation 7% of the vote in Braddon

Based fishies

This

I woke up at 4:30pm and I'm already back in bed

Being a neet is awesome

Conservative national numbers looking good.

>Clive peaking at 3%
Fraser might actually overtake him in most seats

Annabelle Crab doesn't even have glass in her frames. wtf

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Ask them if labor will make education free for my wife’s son.

Representing
although I put Anning 1 and ON 2

abc.net.au/news/newschannel/
If Youtube lags for some reason.

>he doesn't know their tactics

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?you too, mate. cheers cuntnah, inner north melbs. possibly the most pozzed suburb there is.

>most seats
is fraser even on the ballot in most seats

PLEASE STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

twitter.com/MehreenFaruqi/status/1129250807205879809

ASIO here, we already know exactly who you all are lol, we don't care, only the AFP gives a fuck about this place

abc are already playing down labor, wew lad

>Ask them if labor will make education free for my wife’s son.
They'll encourage him to cut his cock off.

this is why I said most seats, not national vote

He was in Lilley. It was a pleasant surprise

There's no good Aus pol memes

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All this tells me is that I don't know anything about the average Australian.

Anyone else vote for the greens just to create maximum chaos lmao? I mostly disagree with their policies but just thought it would be funny if they get some power.

There was someone working at my polling place (I guess handing out flyers) with a red Mitsubishi GTO (absolutely beaut car they are) with a lifesize Pauline Hanson cardboard cutout poking out the driver's window.
Absolute legend.

Too bad leftie poofs will probably go key his car in the coming weeks if they see it around.

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youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s this one too

Labor in QLD are getting hammered

A vote for that dune coon is a vote for full term abortion.

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This is like commending a female mercy main as best player in Overwatch.

>Oyster bay Pinot
I have this exact bottle and can't stand the stuff, worse than yellowtail pinot

>Labor to increase foreign aid by $1.8 billion over 4 years
Yikes

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I want an enquiry into GetUp! How do I get this.

>Mitsubishi GTO
I fucking love them, but never found one for sale when I was looking to buy

I made sausage sizzles at my local place and spat in the sausage for people holding Green pamphlets

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