>Australian federal election 2019: Plibersek considers Labor leadership tilt after Morrison's 'miracle' win – politics live
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>Election 2019: Canberra results show the ACT is safe as houses for Labor despite national swing to Coalition
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>Federal Election 2019: All the winners and losers
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>Watch Australia's Chinese Debate
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Who /compfy/ neet here?
Thanks for paying taxes wagie
Niggers
J-just look mudslime habibi straight in the eye to get that 5th retail barista covefe job user remember to not be white or male
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Meeeeeeeeeeee
did the far right make any gains? I know Fraser got the boot
RIP ST ANNING
Where's Anning you cunts
Remind me how many seats he won
AUS/POL/ was the big loser last night
what's next for his career?
>Thanks for paying taxes wagie
my pleasure fren. who's been salt mining on reddit here? some good keks to be had
I TRIED SO HAARRRD, AND GOT SO FAAARRR
BUT IN THE EEENNNND, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAATERRR
Imagine being a N*w S**th W*lshm*n.
Jow Forums always loses
is this the same person who keeps posting this or is it a rotating group of neets?
>filled with or characterized by intense but unexpressed anger
>who a powerless beta cuck with zero influence in society
>proudly puffs up his estrogen titty chest
Can someone send a download link?
For a friend.
W-why ain't I getting any matches haha m-must be a bad photo or something h-haha
L-lose weight be yourself w-wash your p-penis be c-c-confident don't stare at her boobs
>>Watch Australia's Chinese Debate
Vietnam done nothing wrong
guys who won the elections
Now what? Is Australia lost?
my guess a literal kike organization trying to subvert white men from every gaining any control over their lives.
bASED qUEENSLANDER
sucking on eggs permanently
Genuinely, if there are any people in the media industry up in Queensland, they should start a Queensland Flag design.
Symbolism plays a big part in Secessionism, and that's pretty much the only hope we have left right now.
anning cucks btfo
>27% of men under 30 reported no sex since they turned 18
this isnt real, r-right?
jeb bush (equivalent)
BOOMERS cheering of course
Shortens wife was totally dressed for victory, love those two assholes losing
Just me senpai
;^)
What did you do today fren?
I just woke up, made this post, having a bath now, then going back to bed
Such is the /compfy/ life
It's Sunday night wagie make sure you get to bed early.
because there are more men than w*men on t*nder
>For a friend.
Don't be a soft cock.
There is no law against watching/ downloading it in Oz.
If it gets you on a watchlist it will probs be the same watchlist you are on just for posting here.
Really scrambles my egg pockets
When abos say to me muh land I tell them no, its chinas land now. Thank you China for invading our country and taking our jobs and making houses 4x as expensive.
Any other craganons?
so lib won
couldnt be fucked trying to find the source for it, just wanted clarification. theres NO way that this isnt going to end badly lmao
>*crack*
>*sip*
>"Yup... nothing quite like the status quo..."
So post the link
>"Queenslanders are common sense Australians"
I will buy Johnny Howard a pint
Got a pic?
"Dont bother if the bloke does not have a real job, car and house by 23, I got mine! Ask your mum!"
"Yes daddy I remember, you are so funny"
Makes sense
Women don't need to try fuck I am so sick of giving a fuck about my need to breed can't we just grow huge tits and put them on cute robots or something?
>user my battery is flat could you update me while I'm charging? O-oh your nbn connection is too slow ;(
JUSTED
run my own business cunt, from home.
comfy and cashed up.
get on my level faggot
I have a copy on my phone, but a mate who moved back from the states wants a copy and I can't find a way to send it. (((Whatsapp))) won't let me. Need a fucking link.
Shorten's wife was unironically LARPing as Jackie Kennedy
starting to see more of these gigantic american suv's everyday, whats the appeal for them?
let me guess you've got lots of motorcycles too?
Trying to be Jackie O/Melania in the worse way
>how do I use the e mail young man
When will boomers be wiped out? they're all retarded
What’s this miracle win shit? LNP have 8 more seats, 73 and are due to win another 3. That’s 76, it’s a lnp majority.
The media is butt hurt labour didn’t win, after all the labour shilling and bias coverage
Australia has done it, the ‘quiet Australians’ as Morrison said have come through with the goods.
My dad was a neet 30 years ago and was cucked out of employment in this shithole before I was even born and never pressured me to work.
He gave me tips on women but that's about it he was insanely redpilled.
My mum goes around nazi saluting as a (joke)
I swear my parents are Jow Forums incarnate
The ALP would save itself if it preferenced the greens last. Lose the battle to win the war.
ahahha she totally was trying to be a Melania
I've head you can find it on encyclopedia dramatica. I wouldn't know though, I'd never watch something like that
>tfw you will never live in Kirribilli
dropbox boyy
why do white people always make that face?
To count as unemployed you have to actually be actively seeking employment. Most highschoolers and uni students wouldn't be considered.
...
Here's the real pic.
Sauce:
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It's okay user another 20-30 years and the great age of waifubots will be upon us
We are all disappointed
The Chinese
Who do we look to now than Fraser Anning is gone? Who is a politician on the far right spectrum???
>in the past year
paints a different story now doesnt it
Sweet I'll use my ubi coins to pay for her
Are all Queensland Sheilas this hot?
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Far right is down to jsut 3 senators. Hanson, Mad Malcolm Roberts and Cory Bernadi.
Greens increased their vote again. 9 senators after this election, on track for 12 at the next.
Melania is way hotter than this lizard looking bitch
Don't do links but you have the headline and know it's from gayBC.
If you and your friend can't find it ,,,,,,,,tough.
anning has always been a zionist shill
Typical Aussie women, either hot or not, but they are all drunk and cop copious amounts of cock
Japan is simply ahead of the curve, Western countries will catch up. Except it will be even more fucked up in our countries because unlike Japan feminists have a hold on cultural and political discourse.
They had their chance to amend, given the elections they would rather give tours of their neighbourhood to Chinese investors, prop slums, 5 billion years experience to fold an envelope and push a wheelbarrow (lol just get visas, boomers baby), media hit pieces on Millenials (featuring avocado toast) etc etc.
Harhar, the poofs lost the state of origin last year. Everyone knows sportsball is the only measure of state character that exists. If half of the nsw team doesn't get arrested on firearm possession charges because they have knives with "cattledog" written on them; they'll beat queenstate again, mark me words.
Yeah pity they are the same person.
>e-commerce was $2.7 TRILLION dollars in 2018
>you: "he must be a drug dealing bikie"
kek
Haha yeah what losers
We are the generation that have to pay the boomers pensions and early retirement
But let's get serious; go nuclear, Australia. Let's stop fucking about, even the faggot Eurotrash have nuclear power. We have some sweet veins of uranium, let's use it to turn SA's lights back on.
*wooooosh straight over your head
If you weren't a newfag you'd know I was referencing the guy here who brags about his extensive motorbike collection
What do you sell?
>Harhar, the poofs lost the state of origin last year
How many consecutive wins before that happened?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Why does SA need power?
riddle me this
> we got two of the last ten lads. great work!
ok poof
Whoops, last 12 :)
I haven't had sex in 10 years
yeah it was getting boring on our end tbqh. kinda like clubbing a poor baby seal with a thermonuclear warhead.
Imagine actually watching NRL or AFL
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Take the test. Im INTJ-A
You have me beat, I haven't had sex in six years.
