AUS/POL/ POST ELECTION DAY EDITION #5

>Australian federal election 2019: Plibersek considers Labor leadership tilt after Morrison's 'miracle' win – politics live
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2019/may/19/australian-federal-election-2019-bill-shorten-scott-morrison-bob-hawke-polls-polling-vote-labor-coalition-liberals-australia-candidates-seats-odds-results-politics-live

>Election 2019: Canberra results show the ACT is safe as houses for Labor despite national swing to Coalition
abc.net.au/news/2019-05-19/federal-election-canberra-candidates-safe-seat-labor-win/11124348

>Federal Election 2019: All the winners and losers
9news.com.au/national/federal-election-results-2019-australia-votes-electoral-seats-news/d70d6aa3-4e3e-4eca-af3c-5ee75d05ab18
>new leadership race in federal opposition
abc.net.au/news/2019-05-19/tanya-plibersek-anthony-albanese-labor-party-leadership/11127296

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Yesterday will forever go down in history as the day Queensland saved Australia and caused penny wong to angrily beat the fuck out of her missus when she got home from the abc studios.

Rip Fraser

Niggers tongue my anus

God bless Queensland.

One of you is gonna have to delete

delet

mine came 3 minutes earlier than his.

Don't worry he deleted. Good man he saved auspol

fucking dog mods

Then you need to gtfo, premature ejaculators ruin it for everyone.

How do you describe whoever party that won to non aussies?

Dave Sharma won Turnbulls old seat 1 more jew in parliament thanks BASED LIBS

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>One of you is gonna have to delete
Done.

twitter.com/Meshel_Laurie/status/1129711405177769985

She is crying, I hope you guys are happy

Nien!

>SHARMA
>Jewish
are you fucking retarded?

He is an Indian you halfwit

>Australia

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jannies voted ALP press S fellas

Why does everyone say "I'm not gunna bake"
and then bake?

yeah alright Muhammed

Lel...
Real time glownigger cooperation

I bet Penny was fierce with the strap-on when she got home.

Dash cam guy, can you please give me a run down of the video and screenshot the raging sjw comments? I don’t have Facebook

Liberal = right wing
labor = left wing
National party = right wing rural type party
coalition = liberal and national party

>Nien!
Still trying to drum up posters?

>Sharma was appointed the Ambassador to Israel by the Minister for Foreign Affairs, Bob Carr, on 16 May 2013

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

> Zomg Sharma is in Canberra, there's a Jew in parliament!!!1!!!1
He replaced a Jew. Phelps was a convert. It is Wentworth after all, have you walked around the streets of Double Bay or Bondi? It's yid central.

Nah mate

so if you were appointed ambassador to Nigeria, would that make you a nigger?

sad face

Lel.liberal is not right wing. Fuck you abc faggot

Who /comfy/ neet here?

Thanks for paying taxes wagie

STAY MAD LEFTISTS

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Glad Liberals won. Now I can here them talk up how everything is Labors fault and they just need another 2 terms to fix it all while being reminded of how great the (((economy))) is and why we need more immigrants to help with all these jobs and the cost of living sky rockets.

The Liberal party has the audacity to call themselves right wing. They are globalist sellout cunts. Australia isn't what it used to be. Our politics have been blind sighted by greed.
We need a big reset. Hope a depression is right around the corner.

Conservatives, in the perjorative sense.

youtube.com/watch?v=AcJmTTAZi20

Probably worth mentioning that in Australia both main parties are pretty centre, Labor even has a faction called Labor right which is basically centrist

Still trying to get of mummies tit?

Ya fuckin dog

>so if you were appointed ambassador to Nigeria, would that make you a nigger?
Only if you accepted the gig.

I wish we had an Aussie Farage, but we don't. Farage is actually media savvy and can campaign his ass off

Watch as he writhes when you call him what he truly is

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What's the difference between Liberal and NP? Like the tea party and republicans?

Should I get private health insurance to have a baby?

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You’re a good cunt, thanks. Any idea what the leftys were sooking about?

Say what you want about his politics, but Scott Morrison is an elite campaigner

(You)
>>new ways for australians to get killed
>How? Criminals already have all the illegal guns they could want.
non criminals making poor judgement calls and killing people, offing their families or themselves or neighbours easily.

>So you're afraid of your fellow non-criminal Aussies after all.

I'm afraid of the nature of mankind in general.

>Far more lives of innocent Aussies would be saved than harmed by gun ownership.

No. More weapons = more dead people to weapons, there is no counter argument to this.

>>We need to move past the desire to have weapons in the first place.
>Yes and then we can all sit around the campfire and sing kumbaya and enjoy the fruits of multiculturalism.

It's not even about kumbaya or multiculturalism, it's about evolution, we need to evolve and weapons are a relic of humanity's desire to harm itself. Envision the perfect society, one where we didn't need guns or blades or nuclear weapons to hold the balance of power in check.

Do you think this is impossible?

Then why do you believe in society in the first place?

I don’t know much but here is what I have heard, my sister gave birth in a private hospital and then public and preferred the public.

in the broad sense
Liberals=urban
Nats=regional/rural and only in NSW/QLD/rump party in VIC

At an ideological level, Liberal party are neoliberals, while Nats are basically agrarian socialists

I actually post there from time to time.
A good plan B for the next shutdown/ exodus.
And it didn't get hit in the Brenton block.

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Families already get offed easily, there was that family in rural NSW a couple years back, Margaret River last year. Hell that abo woman stabbed 8 kids in Cairns a few years back. Granted in these cases the man probably shot the wife first and then the kids so even if she had a gun she couldn’t react

Someone set Pauline's campaign truck on fire in Tasmania.

news.com.au/national/federal-election/hanson-absent-at-vote-issues-statement-about-anxious-wait/news-story/42397123e9e0785bf65aa0c52905e068

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Can you lads help meme this into existence. I fiqure if I post iton the twatters feminist leftists might pick it up and we might be able to meme Penny Wong into the leadership

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Conservative group who are going to cut back on public spending and in return cut taxes. They have also put the environment on the back burner in favor of mining and coal power plants in order to add jobs and lower power bills.

The guys that didn't get in had a heavier tax policy that they believed would target the "big end of town", they intended on using this to finance more public services.

The economy is not doing well, we are running out of rate cut life lines, inflation last quarter was 0.0% and per capita GDP is regressing. Most are sure a recession is around the corner.

The economy was the core election issue and in the end people voted for more jobs and lower taxes. Immigration is also seen to be too high so many people (10% in QLD alone) voted for a further right "Fuck off, we're full" party.

I think the best case scenario is close to what we got. Drop taxes, more jobs, less hand outs and likely a negotiated government that will have to drop in immigration.

Like open borders free market types? Globalists? Cuckservatives that submit to progressives?

"LNP drivers" "Reminder that these people vote" " the driving in this video explains the election results"

>no increase to newstart
NEETS BTFO

You are...

Not bright.

He is a good campaigner, I was talking about an actual red pilled right winger

False flag to take our lighters away from us.

I voted Anning and Liberal but Penny Wong would actually be a half decent Labor leader wouldn’t she?

Tell me again about how the right wing are the hateful group?

Sigh. Mate just enjoy the salt from the SAlt types. Please?

Not just that, Kerryn Phelps who he beat is jewish.

Also forgot to mention that they are mostly two distinct political parties. It depends the state.

in Queensland, the Liberals and Nats merged to form a single party (LNP)

while in Western Australia, not only are they different parties, they are not in Coalition and semi hate eachother.

In Victoria they usually compete against eachother, while in NSW they run on a joint ticket.

Nats dont exist at all in SA or TAS

Do you think there were enough far right votes that there could be negotiation with the Liberals? Mass immigration seems to be their driving force for economic growth so how will they deliver without that?

8:43

Yeah liberal are probably less likely to get us into a recession than Labor right? Less tax and more (high paying) jobs should prop up spending

Oh okay. I was thinking someone got out a car and bashed a Muslim or something.

>I voted Anning and Liberal but Penny Wong would actually be a half decent Labor leader wouldn’t she?
It would spell the end of Labor for another election or two.

Anybody got any brapper pics of the the new Mommy for Warringah? Tony can suck shit and get a real job for once in his life.

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Nope. We have a fantastic health system and you will get amazing treatment in the public hospitals.

The $10,000 you save by dodging private can be far better spent setting up your new family.

Plus, if something went wrong in a private hospital they would take you to a public one as they are better equipped.

Can't dong the Wong

One Nation just had their campaign truck set in fire in Tasmania.

What good is your lighter going to do when the government has the sun?

have sex

>reddit still shitting itself and screeching
How long will they keep this up exactly? After Trump and now this they surely won't approach future elections with the same arrogant smugness and premature celebration, will they?

Cryptos on damage control

Tony is a good guy, chill out

Oh lmao. Why is that? Who would be their best option for leadership?
I wish liberals didn’t have Scott as their leader. I’m not sure who would be better but as a leader he doesn’t seem that great or charismatic

Keep it up mate. You'll only look smarter I promise.

>get a burrito bowl from guzman
>mfw they ran out of the hot sauce i wanted

rrrreeeeeEEEEEEEEEE

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>Who would be their best option for leadership?
I don't think they have any competent leaders.

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>Australia isn't what it used to be.

Apart from it being a barren wasteland full of ex criminals that go abo hunting on the weekend, what's so different from then to now? Australia had a boom in mining in the late 80s which made them show up as a blip in a big economy even then, Australia hasn't really had an economy nor are they expert manufacturers in anything and most of the people that make up the majority of that economy comes from a handful of people.

True about the better facilities. Public hospitals also have birth centres/midwife programs. Also 74% of women give birth in a public hospital.

It shits me how any right wing political happening is likened to Trump - literally heard this election be called 'the Trump effect'... yes... the existing PM got re-elected...shocking

>you will get amazing treatment in the public hospitals.
This really depends on the location and hospital. Some public hospitals in Melbourne should be avoided at all costs were as some of the regional hospitals are world class due to less population and similar funding as their city counter parts.

If your under 30 then I wouldn't worry about private but if your 30 or over then it's basically mandatory otherwise when you have kids and it becomes essential you'll be paying a shit load more due to the life time loading scheme.

>plz no more oy vey

jewishnews.net.au/one-on-one-with-scomo/81940

I'm currently hopeful that Bowen or Tanya the drug mule can beat Albo. Despite looking like the cuckiest cuck that ever cucked I think Albo has cut through with voters the other two don't.

Who the fuck eats at guzman?

>get a real job
He instantly gets a $300k pension and paid office for life.

cunt they make great burritos, don't hate.

>Sharma is chairman of the board of directors of Shekel Brainweigh Ltd, an Israeli technology company
>that fucking name

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jokes on me i got the hotter sauce instead and now my bowl is uneatable

That link doesn't support any of your claims about Sharma being Jewish.

>posts pic of wayne from airds

Have a friend whose mum is a senior advisor in the liberal party. She said Tony was actually a really nice, down to earth guy. I’d believe it, he volunteers as a life saver and firefighter and did so before he was in the media and had an image to present so must be a half decent bloke

These commies are out of control, the shit that went on in Tony's electorate was disgusting.

More and more knives are being made each day lad. Ban assault knives.

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