LAS VEGAS

It’s a tourist trap with a lot of people and a lot of casinos. There’s your redpill now delete this retarded thread.

Holy shit, r u me?

Niggers selling fake gold chains and Spice.

0 water fountains

aha but yeah plenty of ways to have fun in vegas

The drink service isn't as good as it used to be. Are you renting a car? depending where you stay you will have to pay for parking now.

Otherwise, legal weed, In-N-Out and Shake Shack, no last call for alcohol.

I personally love Vegas, but I'm a degenerate.

I only stay at the Bellagio or the Wynn

Oh, check out the Mob Museum in the old courthouse downtown. That's a pretty neat way to spend a few hours.

Avoid the strip, fuck a whore.

Mr House did nothing wrong

>fuck a whore
$?

There are CVS and walgreen drug stores on the strip. Get your drinks and snacks from there. It's much cheaper. (you will want some when you get back to the room)

Any advice on edibles? Haven't tried those before

Everything is designed to extract as much money from you in the shortest time possible; from the casinos to the strip clubs and everything in between.

Everybody will short change you, especially hot white women.

The culture and taste is base. You can have a good time if you shut down the upper portions of your brain (kind of like watching a marvel movie).

i was in vegas in 2017, also drove around most of nevada and surrounding states. ama.

>tfw going to a store and buying a hash laced joint legally

god bless america

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Edibles may give you tummy problems. Stick to vapes. The smell dissipates quickly.

overrated

i think you can only get 100mg maximum edibles without a prescription in most states now.

you will need to eat 5-10 of them to feel anything.

go to red rock canyon take water with you

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Go outside the strip. Everything there is cheap. Houses are cheap. Hotels are cheap. Food is cheap. The streets are spotless, and the people there are nice.

Now compare that to California. Everything is overpriced, it's miserable with feces everywhere, everyone is angry and in a rush, you are stuck with public transport, or need to take an uber which gets stuck in traffic for an hour just to move a few blocks.

>not supporting legion
What a fag

Play ten cent slots for free booze and food.

bet all on red

jon kills dany

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there's like a CVS every two blocks on the strip, along with a starbucks. Never seen so many of them.

Take an uber to walmart/costco and buy your booze/water there and bring it back to your room, you'll save a fortune.

Vegas is fun with the right people, but insanely trashy too. I guess that adds to the fun somewhat

If you can rent a car, check out hoover dam and the grand canyon. Truly wonders!

Time it so that you return to Vegas at dusk to see the city lights

Zion is close too.
You can do a day trip and hike the narrows angels landing trail and be back before 10pm

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Go to a high rollers lounge and people watch. I took an edible and did that and met an old NBA player and there were also a couple NFL players at the bar and some gang members with face tats. It was a sensory overload I can't overstate how crazy it was. Don't listen to the people who say Vegas is family friendly. That was the rumor and to be fair it started to look like Disney Land for a while, now I feel like it's the largest money laundering operation in the world. Nothing but crime and bad decisions happen there. Listen to the other guys and just chill by the pool.

I hate nevada.
damn near everything is a scam.

i wanted to visit the nevada nuclear testing range when i visited in 2017.

>driving in the desert at 100mph for 2 hours
>start to see signs that warn of radiation
>one of them says 'put on your dosimeter now'
>got scared and turn around

but the hoover dam and grand canyon are good...
i managed to do both of them in one day, due to the based nevadan/arizonan police not caring if you do 100mph all day.

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When I was in vegas there was a australian dude at the MGM grand poker table who kept trying to debate everyone on gun control lol.

if it were a strategy to win, it didn't help him much, took a lot of his chips

>What should I look out for?
Meth addicted panhandlers on the sidewalk.

These guys get it. Either pack booze or hit up a liquor store. I don't mind shelling out some cash for a good time, but $15 for a vodka tonic, $25 at a club, just goes against my principles.

The weather is perfect for outdoor stuff: hiking, do offroading, walk the strip, relax at the pool, etc.

Prostitution is not legal in clark county (i.e - Vegas), but it still happens. Closest legal brothel is in Pahrump, about an hours drive. Its more expensive than the strip, but paying for the security of not getting robbed, not catching a bug, and not getting busted by the cops.

Vegas local here, ama

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>pahrump

art bell country

buy the cheapest ones, start slow, wait two hours before consuming another

Vegas is a lot of lights and bullshit. There is nothing you can do in Vegas that you can't do in most places. Vegas is just better at taking your money. It is one of the great triumphs of marketing of all time.

Hookers aren't even legal in Vegas. Sorry.

Speaking of which, plenty to see outside of Vegas. Haunted hotels in Goldfield and Tonopah if thats your thing. Theres also E.T highway and Rachel, NV. Try and see the ayy lmaos or camo dudes.

Niggers hang out on the Excaliber skywalks selling I presume hard drugs.
Of course I'm not retarded enough to trust street drugs without a chemist analyzing it. But I don't do drugs, anyway.

Red dots

Many an NPC in Vegas

i was planning to go to area 51 when i visited, but decided not to, because it was a choice of either going to the tourist traps, or going off road and potentially getting jacked by a tahoe full of MIBs.

As long as you respect the signs, the MIB will respect you. With that said, its a looot of desert between Vegas and 51. While it is cool to check out, I think the only people who would enjoy it are those who actually enjoy the outdoors and/or enthusiasts of militaru/sci-fi culture.

Expect every kind of degenerate race under the sun. Never do any gambling with ANY machine. Never walk too far outside of the strip or your ass is dead. Cosmos, Palms, City Center, Wynn, and Bellagio are the only places you should bother wasting time at. China town has some good food places. Go to SkinnyFATS place is great.

If youre going on a business trip just enjoy the touristy areas and have fun with your kike coworkers.

SkinnyFATs is only okay imo, their Sodas are good though. I've been hooked on Blaze pizza, those are popping up around Vegas.

Bacchanal buffet at the Caesars Palace is really good. If you're down to splurge at a place for a meal, thats definitely one of my favorite places.

I'm going on the Tonopah Ghost Walk on June 8. There's a star party later that night near the high school.

I'm going down there for two weeks; I stay in LV Sun-Thu but get the hell out for weekends; first weekend will be in Laughlin (side trips to Davis Dam, Grand Canyon, Oatman, maybe CA) and the second in Beatty near Death Valley - one day in Tonopah and the rest of the time in Death Valley NP.

Not true at all. Even North Las Vegas, our black sub-city, is better than most cities of its class. The crime is mostly petty and involves methed-up addicts.

Maybe he is...

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I’m gonna move to Vegas after I get my CS degree. Get a RV and travel around the 4 corner states looking for UFOs and paranormal shit.

Live the dream.

Play craps at the Flamingo. Min bet on the pass line, take maximum odds and don't play any other games. The Flamingo doesn't allow the highest bet on odds or anything, I just always win when playing craps there. The Mexicans everywhere are fucking disgusting. Pretty fun though.

That sounds like you'll get a good variety of what Nevada has to offer. The star party should be a really good time. It'll be a crescent moon that night, but there should't be that much light pollution from it. You probably already know, but Tonopah is one of the best, if not THE best, places to go stargazing in the lower 48

false flags

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Just don't fucking talk with and associate with any chinks. They'll try to milk money from you for gambling.

Go to Primm and see the Bonnie and Clyde death car.

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Do NOT fucking go drinking at Caesars Sports Book.

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I hear lots of legit ETs risk a bit of vacation time in LV, because being and looking weird is so common.

So that's fun

The only concern I have is the 90 minute drive back to Beatty afterwards. I'm not that crazy about 2 lane undivided highways to begin with, but night time + wildlife makes me a little nervous.

I also need to go to the Post Office at Tonopah. I visited the cemetery last year and saw Big Bill Murphy's grave but was unaware there was a sculpture of him at the PO. That will be cool to see.

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>(((They))) told them it was water erosion and they believed it, kek!

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It wasn’t a courthouse it was the central branch of the USPS. I used to go there as a kid if my mom needed stupid shit like stamps.

Go to every Taco Bell in the city and ask for Steve

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A friendly private Airline

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The airport, to leave.

fucking paying for drinks at a sportsbook oof

Hookers arent legal in Las Vegas. You have to go to the brothels outside the county line. Dont bother with an escort and definitely dont invite anyone to your room and expect anything. You'll get ripped off

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watch out for neil breen

Lived here for two years, user. Shithole town, but good if you sleep all day as nothing closes.

Go to the nice casinos (Aria/Wynn/Venetian/Palazzo) if you are on strip. The bad and middling ones are more depressing.

Sit at any casino bar and put a 20 into a video poker machine there and a bartender will ask you what you want within a minute. Just look like you are playing. Your drink will be free. Tip him a buck and cash out in like 30 seconds. Never fails. I mean never.

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You need to get out more then. There are plenty of nice non strip casinos. In fact I never bother with the strip if I don't have to. Red Rock is my haunt.

how's the luxor? that pyramid is pretty damn cool.

Vegas is like any city in that it has its good neighborhoods and its black neighborhoods

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