PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FULL MONARCHY EDITION /ptg/

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Oh no
>dark headline

NIGGERS, TRANNIES AND JANNIES

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Hillary wasn’t able to buy her election.

because it was her turn, or something

AHAHAHAHA HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Waiting for the debates to start.

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Boyd is so cute

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>hilldawg texting

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>WATCH OUT MOON MANS HERE WE COME BAYBAY
I saw the alert

theoretically it still is, if only she has the courage to run

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Nicely dabbed my green fren.

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Shut up

>Actually being built
I see the left has moved into the bargaining phase.
Did you happen to read the article where local courts are tying up the construction of the rest of it, or are you too busy plastering headlines to pay attention?

>go full monarchy.
>god smiles.
>find out I am descended from an ancient dynasty of kings.
>bow before me plebs.

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Agreed.

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remember when the rapture was supposed to happen 8 years ago?

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KACpirate

Democracy is bullshit

remember when the rapture was supposed to happen 19 years ago?

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If he is suggesting Trump follow examples of other monarchies, his power, authority, and influence will be nullified; entering a purely ceremonial role as a figurehead. If he is suggesting an absolutely monarchy, it is for no particular reason other than sarcasm. His rabid leftist followers are incapable of seeing the humor in said sarcasm as well. Thus he has nothing to gain.

Your theory, again, is illogical.

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has everyone ever made a truck boat truck?

Totally not plebbit

idk user i was only 2, 19 years ago

What was the last date the schizo gookposter gave for end of the world?

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It's terribly impractical, but possible, which makes it very American to do

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>the little arm's about to give out

absolute*

Did Wifeson finally reveal the October Surprise?

>I sounded like this for 8 years during obama
lel how annoying

>i was only 2

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>What was the last date the schizo gookposter gave for end of the world?
I miss him tbqh

fight me boomer

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>denny gets a beatdown
when will they learn?

Sounds like something they would do on top gear desu

yes but it was a black mass in his wife's daughter's womb

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>through his ass and out his mouth
way to go RANDY!

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>IF YOU WOULDNA HAD TWO TRUCKS I WOULDNA THOUGHT TO STEAL ONE OF THEM EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME NOT TO

Good autism collages, but didn't really help when he kept changing the end of the world date

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Remember when the rapture was supposed to happen 175 years ago?

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the october surprise was him getting blacklisted by media for a calendar year

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Wifeson or Eichenwald; who's more JUST?

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it happen every time.

Missing squibs.
But I’m good for 11:35

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Act 1, Scene 1

We join our heroes- The FBI and their shifty-eyed elitist swamp creature opponents as they bravely fight for the attention of the American people. Director Comey- stands alone onstage under a single spotlight speaking into a tall old-fashioned microphone. As he begins to speak the main lights come up- an enormous grandstand appears and rises up all around him and as he manipulates the result of the 2016 Presidential election in a desperate publicly televised attempt to not affect the result of the election and to save his own department- and his brave comrades- from certain destruction. The scene is set just days before the American people cast their vote.

Footlights come up on the second stage- revealing Secretary Clinton with two attorneys being interviewed to avoid the circus of a grand jury and all the political fallout that one might entail.

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>disciples 1989 years ago
>"don't worry, I'm sure he'll be right back..."

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most people do

this animal needs to be euthanized

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How’d I get so old? Dammit.

glad to have you, fren
I LOVE REPLACEMENT PASTOR!!! I get the feeling he's someone famous, but I have no idea who.

hey remember Q?

>here's him now
>feel old yet?

>forced to buy an SKS due to new cuck laws
it's all so tiresome

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the rapture did happen already, God just found no one worth saving

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Executed*

Me too

GO NOW

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NOW!

be careful what you wish for

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's ok, we all miss one every so often

Yes, but he should be allowed to be brought on tour with every DNC candidate to show what trannies really are first

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35 here, life happens man.

transphobic!

Would explain a lot of the current state of the world.

I don't normally like reggae, but I do like how positive that opening was.
>that whole discussion of southern hash brown ordering
fuckin kino

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Follow the links below to learn more about our brave heroes and their tale of scandal, manipulation, and intrigue-

>Download Comey’s Statement to the Public (7 pages) here-
fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/statement-by-fbi-director-james-b-comey-on-the-investigation-of-secretary-hillary-clinton2019s-use-of-a-personal-e-mail-system

>Download Ye Olde OIG Report (39 pages) here-
vox.com/2018/4/13/17188262/inspector-general-report-horowitz-mccabe-comey

>Download The Mueller Report (448 pages) here-
blog.archive.org/2019/04/26/the-mueller-report-searchable-and-accessible-on-the-archive/

Remember when Q said the plan was to invade Iran and Syria?

>BESMIRCHIN MY BROWNS LIKE YOU DONE!

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Trump is a poop head.

>yeller dotted ass-whoopin line

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How do people consume garbage like this?

Let's take the two things we know that he states: America loves Game of Thrones, and we should give Trump a monarchy.

I assume neither of us wishes to go behind the paywall at The Daily Beast, so let's operate on these two facts.

What is GoT? Bloodlust and power, all the gore America wants with tyrants being murdered and the smut that goes with it. America loves it. You suggest Rick Wifeson is positing a figurehead monarchy in the hopes that he will have a ceremonial role, totally neutered. So where does the GoT lead-in fit into it?

In my suggestion. Appointing Trump as monarch, he probably thinks or hopes America will overthrow a tyrant a la GoT, probably even through bloodlust. He's sarcastically offering the crown in hopes many will seek the Iron Throne and throw the country into turmoil, making a new "democracy" as he wants.

>I'M LATE AND IT'S TOO DAMN DRUNK FOR THIS

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Yeah, I was 15 when that user was 2. Good days growing up though. Glad I missed these recent years to grow up in.

>never got to meme burgers about being drafted
just

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that was excellent
>where's that big blue teardrop with the face?
he won't be missed

>Trump ruling until he dies
I wouldnt mind this at all

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Agreed on all points
>Where’s that big blue teardrop with the face?
Not even trying to explain him, just saying what he was

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They get 12 starving asians together and the tape worms do the rest

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I feel exactly like Granny
I liked that blue tear drop with the face

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life makes sense when you see it as the punishment delivered for the crime of being born

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Thanks for reading.

You've got a few days or weeks, get to it boy!

>This thread is filled with random Anons saying and doing random things and posts

Classic /ptg/

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