Barge the Dam General #3

previous Whats Happening
>Barges broke loose
>headed towards Damn that already topped
>MANDATORY EVACUATION
>the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
>I-40 Bridge is closed
>entire town to be destroyed
>will strike any minute now


tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

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LIVESTREAM LIVE STREAM

Barges have gone missing

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IPTV LINK
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They lost the barges

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THEYRE IN THE TORNADOS ONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>loses the barges
>these people keep us safe
end it

Nevermind just a shitty video

First for Little Rock and New Orleans becoming nuclear wastelands.

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Relax, folks. It's gonna be OK.

For next general

Whats Happening
>Barges broke loose
>headed towards Damn that already topped
>MANDATORY EVACUATIONof
>the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

UPDATE:
>Cleared the Bridge nothing stoping them now
>one user is confirmed to be in area
>waiting on confirmation of hit

local news live:
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radio (still looking for better one/live feeds)
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tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

They are now looking for two submarines

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Inb4 memory hole

calling bullshit on this, its not even dark outside yet

Any word on if the barges were loaded? If yes, damn is fucked but otherwise it's not happening.

Well by next general the thing should of already happened

lol wut

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Barge of peace.

What the fuck is up with America and dams recently?
At least one of them broke recently due to old age and disrepair and apparently there's something sketchy going on with Oroville.

Water level data table. Who can read these things?

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Oh its happening!

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>11 PM
>not dark
you are retarded but those digits though, IDK if I can argue with those.

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That's exactly how meme work

its almost 11 pm

They lost the barges!

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AYY LMAO

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>I can see you Kirk. Can you see me?
youtu.be/_XvYq8i6_9o?t=95

digits and its the kikes

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IT's happening, your house flew over my house!!

We switched from McDonalds superglue to Burger King superglue

They are both fully loaded.

Just focus on the Elevation, Gib link and I'll post relvent data. It's my speciality after all.

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you guys people lose barges all the time, it's nbd really, if you think about it who ever had em before this already lost em once, they'll probably get lost a few more times before this whole thing wraps up. Let's try to act like professionals ok?

*ayys

US needs sensible barge laws NOW.
Think of the children!

That's when some faggot tells his crew to fly a ship apart

the water in the dam has gone up 6 feet in 24hours. Thats alot.

With jet fuel? Otherwise we're safe

they probably said the barges were gunna hit in 2 min to make everyone evacuate faster

just 30 more seconds and all hell will break loose!

Source?

Barges got worshed away

so we are going to lose another 600 billion in agriculture?
it's going to be a lean winter.

(((Broke loose)))

sup three-letter alphabet

Nothing ever happens.

Both fully empty tho

i hope some madlad shanghais one of them and captains it into valhalla

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fuck off shill. Just how do two barges break free just upstream of damn then nuclear powerplant?

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digits and it's the dykes

That's where I grew up wow

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0WdJx-Wkw

PRAY THE BARGE AWAY

our country's infrastructure is crumbling.

Live jewbook
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how do you lose a fucking barge?

They're rock barges. Literally the worst case scenario and probably the only thing that could crack a dam.

digits and it’s the spics

with s o y

The barges are not lost. They went to Sweden to enjoy the great refugee benefits.

We have a live sstream
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kikebook live stream from the dam twitter.com/MicheleShaffe14/status/1131408964397219841

Okay so the Damn is already at it's max height so these barges should just roll on over stright into town to fuck everything up and then fuck the bridge up.

Oh and destroy the entire city of Fort Smith, these barges are not fucking around, they are here to bring hellfire!

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>nuclear powerplant
sorry but it is not a powerplant.

you bet on the saints

Example: The I-40 bridge barge gangbang.

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live stream

They’re not, and they’re empty.

Dammit they can't just barge in there and wreak the place

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Finally!!

heh

I hear banjos

Because, we are supporting niggers and spics, no money for fixing things like critical infrastructure
Bridges are falling all the time also

News 9 has a livestream of the dam, but won't give a link.

That should be on Pornhub.

is it nuclear gas station?

Nuclear Jet Fuel

It's just his mom, after she ate chili

So there's no commercial marine resources at all like a tugboat to push them into the bank? Given that they appear to have had lots of warning?

its working

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>Nuclear Jet Fuel
can melt steel beams

decommissioned uranium processing facility.

from the looks of images from google maps it only has possibly contaminated topsoil covered with tarps at the site.

innocent elder gets double teamed by bbc (big barge cargo)

Hey remember that plot to fly in helis and get on the 4 barges and save the day?

Well...
>twitter.com/5NEWS_ND/status/1131410057114136577

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A NUCLEAR PLANT JUST FLEW OVER MY BARGE

After all these years we finally connected the dots.

So it seems, but it's weird that it's happening at the same time like this.
There must have been one hell of a construction boom in a very short time frame about 50-60 years ago.
Bridges getting fucked, dams failing and who knows what else is going on.

Yeah you guys seriously need to inject some money into the infrastructure.
Though as usual it could be that the politicians are looking into it operate with the mindset of
>Let it crumble, it's easier to just rebuild than maintain.
Problem is that this is damns we're talking about. The consequences of those breaking down can be insane.

It's happened before. Who cares if a few rednecks die?

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>t. twelve year old

how do you hide the emojis on faceberg?

The sad joke is money is already being wasted on it, it's just not being used properly.

So who's 12.97 gang?

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>radioactive topsoil
>put a tarp on it

yep that quality right there.

By watching on a computer, phoneposter.

ALERT!
Barges are waiting upstream for the Jew that owns the dam to finalize his insurance increase.