Barge the Dam General #3

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

previous jowforums.com/thread/213962386/politics

Whats Happening
Barges broke loose
headed towards Damn that already topped
MANDATORY EVACUATION
the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
I-40 Bridge is closed
entire town to be destroyed
will strike any minute now

tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

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kjrh.com/news/local-news/barges-loose-from-port-headed-toward-webbers-falls-lock-and-dam
kotv-lh.akamaihd.net/i/[email protected]/master.m3u8
broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2178
youtu.be/_XvYq8i6_9o?t=95
youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0WdJx-Wkw
facebook
twitter.com/MicheleShaffe14/status/1131408964397219841
www
twitter.com/5NEWS_ND/status/1131410057114136577
youtube.com/watch?v=ZjEO_XAMT58
swt-wc.usace.army.mil/webdata/gagedata/WFLO2.current.html
twitter.com/5NEWSJulianna/status/1131412960029622273
youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbycO0O_k
facebook()com/story.php?story_fbid=909805169361226&id=162353520484668
youtu.be/qD66Kz-Hujc
youtu.be/mKl11EzMTAE
youtube.com/watch?v=AbG6u86t4bA
youtube.com/watch?v=1yS_-UnnUH8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-40_bridge_disaster
jowforums.com/thread/213969174/politics

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

kjrh.com/news/local-news/barges-loose-from-port-headed-toward-webbers-falls-lock-and-dam

LIVESTREAM LIVE STREAM

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

Barges have gone missing

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

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Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

IPTV LINK
kotv-lh.akamaihd.net/i/[email protected]/master.m3u8

Gavin James
Gavin James

They lost the barges

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Landon Cook
Landon Cook

THEYRE IN THE TORNADOS ONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

loses the barges
these people keep us safe
end it

Juan Long
Juan Long

Nevermind just a shitty video

Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Ramirez

First for Little Rock and New Orleans becoming nuclear wastelands.

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

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Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

Relax, folks. It's gonna be OK.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

For next general

Whats Happening
Barges broke loose
headed towards Damn that already topped
MANDATORY EVACUATIONof
the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

UPDATE:
Cleared the Bridge nothing stoping them now
one user is confirmed to be in area
waiting on confirmation of hit

local news live:
kotv-lh.akamaihd.net/i/[email protected]/master.m3u8

radio (still looking for better one/live feeds)
broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2178

tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

They are now looking for two submarines

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

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Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

Inb4 memory hole

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

calling bullshit on this, its not even dark outside yet

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

Any word on if the barges were loaded? If yes, damn is fucked but otherwise it's not happening.

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

Well by next general the thing should of already happened

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

lol wut

Angel Morales
Angel Morales

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Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

Barge of peace.

What the fuck is up with America and dams recently?
At least one of them broke recently due to old age and disrepair and apparently there's something sketchy going on with Oroville.

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

Water level data table. Who can read these things?

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Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

Oh its happening!

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

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Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

11 PM
not dark
you are retarded but those digits though, IDK if I can argue with those.

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Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

That's exactly how meme work

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

its almost 11 pm

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

They lost the barges!

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Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

AYY LMAO

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Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

I can see you Kirk. Can you see me?
youtu.be/_XvYq8i6_9o?t=95

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

digits and its the kikes

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Robert Morales
Robert Morales

IT's happening, your house flew over my house!!

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

We switched from McDonalds superglue to Burger King superglue

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

They are both fully loaded.

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

Just focus on the Elevation, Gib link and I'll post relvent data. It's my speciality after all.

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Leo Allen
Leo Allen

you guys people lose barges all the time, it's nbd really, if you think about it who ever had em before this already lost em once, they'll probably get lost a few more times before this whole thing wraps up. Let's try to act like professionals ok?

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

*ayys

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

US needs sensible barge laws NOW.
Think of the children!

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

That's when some faggot tells his crew to fly a ship apart

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

the water in the dam has gone up 6 feet in 24hours. Thats alot.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

With jet fuel? Otherwise we're safe

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

they probably said the barges were gunna hit in 2 min to make everyone evacuate faster

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

just 30 more seconds and all hell will break loose!

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

Source?

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Barges got worshed away

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

so we are going to lose another 600 billion in agriculture?
it's going to be a lean winter.

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

(((Broke loose)))

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

sup three-letter alphabet

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

Nothing ever happens.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Both fully empty tho

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

i hope some madlad shanghais one of them and captains it into valhalla

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Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

fuck off shill. Just how do two barges break free just upstream of damn then nuclear powerplant?

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Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

digits and it's the dykes

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

That's where I grew up wow

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0WdJx-Wkw

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

PRAY THE BARGE AWAY

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

our country's infrastructure is crumbling.

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

Live jewbook
www.facebook com/bravadowireless/videos/909805169361226/UzpfSTczMjMwOTcwMToxMDE1Njc4Njk3MDA0OTcwMg/?story_fbid=10156786970049702&id=732309701

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

how do you lose a fucking barge?

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

They're rock barges. Literally the worst case scenario and probably the only thing that could crack a dam.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

digits and it’s the spics

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

with s o y

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

The barges are not lost. They went to Sweden to enjoy the great refugee benefits.

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

We have a live sstream
facebook com/permalink.php?story_fbid=2219600401688400&id=1552933788355068

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

kikebook live stream from the dam twitter.com/MicheleShaffe14/status/1131408964397219841

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

Okay so the Damn is already at it's max height so these barges should just roll on over stright into town to fuck everything up and then fuck the bridge up.

Oh and destroy the entire city of Fort Smith, these barges are not fucking around, they are here to bring hellfire!

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Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

nuclear powerplant
sorry but it is not a powerplant.

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

you bet on the saints

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

Example: The I-40 bridge barge gangbang.

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Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

www faceberg com/bravadowireless/videos/909805169361226/UzpfSTczMjMwOTcwMToxMDE1Njc4Njk3MDA0OTcwMg/?hc_location=ufi

live stream

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

They’re not, and they’re empty.

Anthony King
Anthony King

Dammit they can't just barge in there and wreak the place

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

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Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Finally!!

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

heh

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

I hear banjos

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

Because, we are supporting niggers and spics, no money for fixing things like critical infrastructure
Bridges are falling all the time also

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

News 9 has a livestream of the dam, but won't give a link.

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

That should be on Pornhub.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

is it nuclear gas station?

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

Nuclear Jet Fuel

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

It's just his mom, after she ate chili

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

So there's no commercial marine resources at all like a tugboat to push them into the bank? Given that they appear to have had lots of warning?

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

its working

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Camden Long
Camden Long

Nuclear Jet Fuel
can melt steel beams

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

decommissioned uranium processing facility.

from the looks of images from google maps it only has possibly contaminated topsoil covered with tarps at the site.

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

innocent elder gets double teamed by bbc (big barge cargo)

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

Hey remember that plot to fly in helis and get on the 4 barges and save the day?

Well...
twitter.com/5NEWS_ND/status/1131410057114136577

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Chase Walker
Chase Walker

A NUCLEAR PLANT JUST FLEW OVER MY BARGE

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

After all these years we finally connected the dots.

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

So it seems, but it's weird that it's happening at the same time like this.
There must have been one hell of a construction boom in a very short time frame about 50-60 years ago.
Bridges getting fucked, dams failing and who knows what else is going on.

Yeah you guys seriously need to inject some money into the infrastructure.
Though as usual it could be that the politicians are looking into it operate with the mindset of
Let it crumble, it's easier to just rebuild than maintain.
Problem is that this is damns we're talking about. The consequences of those breaking down can be insane.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

It's happened before. Who cares if a few rednecks die?

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Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

t. twelve year old

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

how do you hide the emojis on faceberg?

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

The sad joke is money is already being wasted on it, it's just not being used properly.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

So who's 12.97 gang?

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Cooper Price
Cooper Price

radioactive topsoil
put a tarp on it

yep that quality right there.

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

By watching on a computer, phoneposter.

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

ALERT!
Barges are waiting upstream for the Jew that owns the dam to finalize his insurance increase.

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Sister fucker

Colton Foster
Colton Foster

hero pilots dodging the four tornadoes, the cadillac sized hail, and the roiling river just to keep user's trailer home from getting worshed.

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

i am homo

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

nothing's going to happen, nothing ever fucking happens
the system as a whole would never let anything happen, read Kaczynski

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

the Nuke plants off a tributary theres no reason to think that if the damn breaks it will have any affect on the plant. but ill still pray with you

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

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Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

I am forgotten. youtube.com/watch?v=ZjEO_XAMT58

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Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

What emojis?

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

The federal government gives the money to the states, the states don't spend it on their intended propose .
California was given 7 billion to repair dams like Orville in 2004 , not a dime was put into repairs or refurbishments. Now that the California drought is over, California is feeling the mistake

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Get back to us when that shits at 899

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

Freak accidents happen.

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

How do you "lose" barges on a river? It's not that fucking big is it?

Samuel White
Samuel White

I actually had that tabbed opened and just switched over to this dam, It's my "DAMN" tab.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

I guess the barges aren't coming

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

no access to helicopters with spotlights out in the boonies at night

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

The lock master and first responders are hoping for, and not expecting, a full breach

Wait, what?

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

Has it been confirmed this wasn't the work of terrorism from White Nationalists?

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

we cancelled?

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

Tornados everywhere

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

LADS

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Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

just switched over to this dam
link

Brayden White
Brayden White

HAARP is getting mad fucky with the weather. just had two weeks of something approaching spring followed by a foot of snow and about as much rain.
t. SD

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

They really let their barges roam free out there

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Why digits why?

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Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

barged and dampilled

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

But it's really shit and updates every hour
swt-wc.usace.army.mil/webdata/gagedata/WFLO2.current.html

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

they're posting here right now

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

DAM THAT RIVER

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Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

All my neighbours have evacuated, I've stolen a lot of valuables.
Nothing will happen except I'll get richer.

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Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

I know a pair of somethings I want to smash against my face.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

It's the GOT of disasters.

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

I wonder what's really going on in webber falls, what's the CIA niggers doing there while it's empty

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

More likely the result of incompetent diversity hires, like that bridge collapse in Florida.

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Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

Kek!

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

That's no surprise. Money is probably being funneled into the pockets of the guys in charge of the maintenance projects. That can't go on forever though.
If and when something like the Oroville actually breaks, there's going to be one hell of a shitstorm about the use of the funds as the city near the dam it goes through a nuke tier devastation.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

no, of course not they're fucking everywhere

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

That's 2000s America in a nutshell user. Politicians who have control of funding to go to maintenance projects don't want to use it for that or want to politicize it as part of another bill. Infrastructure hasn't caught up with the rest of the developed world because our politics around funding has turned into nothing but pork barrel spending, lobbying, and political grandstanding. It can take a decade for something as simple as a new intersection or a road extension or widening to pass a municipal council or receive funding.

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

That anons massive balls?

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

I AIN'T KIDDING

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Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Whats the issue? Just put a giant rope across the river to catch them as they float by.

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

ONE BARGE CONFIRMED

WE HAVE A 2 MINUTE CONFIRMATION

WE HAVE A 2 MINUTE CONFIRMATION

WE HAVE A 2 MINUTE CONFIRMATION

THE PLAN IS THAT ONCE THE BARGE HITS SOME ONE WILL JUMP ON AND TIE IT OF TO KEEP IT FROM DOING MORE DAMAGE

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

updates every hour
oroville one too

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

looking at the layout of the river upstream from the dam, it is very likely the barges could run around in shallow flooded area.

don't mean to be a downer.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

Are you talking about the loose barges, user?

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

What would you go after in this scenario? Go right to the bedroom and look for Jewelry? Morons having valuables under the mattress?

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

never drive into flooded roadways

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Parker Hall
Parker Hall

sauce?

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

Assault barges should be banned.

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
fukkkcckcggggg

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

There must have been one hell of a construction boom in a very short time frame about 50-60 years ago.
Sounds about right. Lines up with when our priorities shifted from building physical things to building a "great society"

I Also think that the knowledgeable boomers are retiring/dying and we are stating to be short of people who are capable of properly maintaining what we have

They should at least have some woodchips on the tarp to keep it from degrading in the sun.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

*aground

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

blowing the dam and looting, probably

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

one person tying off a fully loaded river barge? having a tug guide it into the banks was a better idea

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

When this level starts dropping then we can assume the dam has broken

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Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

2 MINUTES
2 MINUTES
2 MINUTES
2 MINUTES
2 MINUTES
2 MINUTES

twitter.com/5NEWSJulianna/status/1131412960029622273
twitter.com/5NEWSJulianna/status/1131412960029622273
twitter.com/5NEWSJulianna/status/1131412960029622273
twitter.com/5NEWSJulianna/status/1131412960029622273

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Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

Thanks Obama

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

So this is the power of wakanda

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

I thought it was every 15 minutes?

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

This is the reboot of Waterworld I need.

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

someone
mysterious man in a military jacket

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

2 min away
twitter.com/5NEWSJulianna/status/1131412960029622273

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

Pardon me for... BARGING into this thread.

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Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

IT'S HAPPENING

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

I want to step away and grab some food, but I don't want to miss it.

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Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Haha get fucked okies

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

That was two minutes ago

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

THE PLAN IS THAT ONCE THE BARGE HITS SOME ONE WILL JUMP ON AND TIE IT OF TO KEEP IT FROM DOING MORE DAMAGE

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Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

RIP DAM!
RIP PEOPLE LIVING DOWN STREAM!

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

So it's ogre by now.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

two minutes to midnight
screenshit this

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

They lost track of the barges
How is this even possible?
Aren't they fucking massive?
Large enough to destroy a dam
Can't find it m8

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Luke Myers
Luke Myers

It's already been 2 minutes

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

that what i was thinking news lady could be wrong. sounds retarded to me

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Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

Remember when Trump promised to invest in the nation's infrastructure? I remember.

We've reached the point in our civilization when we're literally incapable of doing anything. The only "progress" we're making is entropy. Dissolution.

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

time to pack it up guys.
it aint happening

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

F

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Nuclear power plant
Do they have their backup generators at ground level like the Japs?

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

LIVESTREAM???

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

THE PLAN IS THAT ONCE THE BARGE HITS SOME ONE WILL JUMP ON AND TIE IT OF TO KEEP IT FROM DOING MORE DAMAGE
ballsy, but i gotta ask. is getting squashed part of his plan?

Blake Young
Blake Young

this is America

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

dam master says she'll be right

John Flores
John Flores

twitter.com/5NEWSJulianna/status/1131412960029622273

Blue check mark

65 followers lol

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

BARGES IN THIRTY MINUTES

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Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbycO0O_k

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

Collision in 3...2..1.

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

backup generators

user, I...

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

They had to hide the barges while they strapped explosives to them. Otherwise the dam wouldnt be completely destroyed.

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

So progressive of News Channel 5 to hire a transexual

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

This is how it all ends. For probably 500 years or so. Or who knows, we already used up all the cheap energy, so until we find another source, the 90s were about as good as it may ever get. Sad.

William Powell
William Powell

The problem with infrastructure Bill's is that they tack on political party bullshit with it. Why can we just get a bill to do one fucking thing.

James Rivera
James Rivera

The one who pulled the short straw

Jace Young
Jace Young

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James Adams
James Adams

Honestly imagine how sick it would be
live below dam innatrailer
car broken down
have kayak, and a case of beer
put kayak on top of trailer
preform a shotgun that puts Kurt cobain to shame
ride the redneck Kali Yuga

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

livestream

facebook()com/story.php?story_fbid=909805169361226&id=162353520484668

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Eat your hand.
That's why you have two.

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

B U R S T
U
R
S
T

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Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

k, keep me posted

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

oh, give me a home
where the barges still roam
and the deer and the antelope play...

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

Because Line Item Vetos were banned

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

kek

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

Should be noted barged could be slowed down by hitting shore and trees.

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

can track every time you call a glownigger a "niggerkike"
can tell when you are masturbating in your house, of if you buy the cheap or the good gas at the gas station.
can't find 2 massive barges
so tiresome

Nathaniel Butler
Nathaniel Butler

OK folks...

Barges will hit in 2 minutes, posted 37 minutes ago.

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

Democrats want to attach 2.5m Africans to every bill.

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

I believe the barges ran aground. Even if they hit the damn it would not be much in the way of an happening

James Moore
James Moore

Update via local news: Army corps of engineers are confident that the dam will hold. They are searching for the barges, thinking of using a military chopper to find them.

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

orville is old and busted. Webbers Falls is new hotness.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

And that's why the south should have won.

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

Nice, thank you sir.

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

Issa Public Domain movienight
curse of the swamp
youtu.be/qD66Kz-Hujc

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

ONE BARGE JUST JUMPED THE DAM!

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

Sounds like a 3/5 compromise desu

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

funnily enough, they were going to have a meeting on infrastructure today, but the politics around the mueller probe and the democrats' eternal political theater are disrupting any actual legislation or progress in the country. the great irony of this is that the democratic party have done a better job of sabotaging our politics than the russians could ever hope to do. but that's america in a nutshell it seems. we're incapable of passing even the most basic spending bills because of politics and theater. we're an empire in its dying days.

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

Some Mexicans probably stole them and stripped them for scrap already.

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

solar powered steam generators are the future

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

Can the core even find the fucking things? Maybe they should get to da choppa faster.

Ayden White
Ayden White

This is the slowest disaster in history , it's like anticipating when the pain is going to dry , at this point

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

Remember when Trump promised to invest in the nation's infrastructure?
Its Congress that has the power of the purse.

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

You think you can just come barging in here like you own the place?

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

it's all over

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Jose Butler
Jose Butler

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

what if instead they just blew it up with an Apache an hour ago instead of nothing, which seems to be their master plan.

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

rouge submarine floated away.

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

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Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

and seldom is heard
the complaints of a nerd

David Lewis
David Lewis

OMG THE BARGES TOOK OUT THE DAM

Wtf that fucking wave.. those people are dead as fuck..

Its fucking happening! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

they're questioning what happened to the tug boats

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

spoiller: the pain never dries.

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

unironicly this

Confederate Constitution > US Constitution

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

tarp
m8 OK's infrastructure is straight FUBAR.
Look into our bridges, all crumbling.
The dam I've seen was built during FDR's
New Deal.
Look at the Pensacola Dam.
Look how much water it holds, and the state it is in.
I don't mean to fearmonger but, this dam will most certainly have NOT been upkept at all.
And the processing facility?
Whew boy... topsoil and tarps.
Probably mostly forgotten where they even are.

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

one
What happened to the other one?

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

Call the nat guard air wing and sink the fucking things?

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

YES ONE BARGE JUST WENT THRU THE GATES THE WATER IS FLOWING OUT OF CONTROL OMFG

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

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Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

Oh shit

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Camden Foster
Camden Foster

Its the kikes isn’t it?

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Is that the Blair Witch?

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

nothing on the livestream so far.

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Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

ONE BARGE JUST JUMPED THE DAM!

Holy shit, a barge just jumped over my house!

Dominic James
Dominic James

hopefully this is a boring night
What a faggot, you know dam well he wants to see it hit the dam

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

Given that they appear to have literally no clue where the things are, it's certainly possible. They could just be jammed up against the bank in some curve of the river.

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

It just has to be appreciated that There's a town called "Okay"

Think about how the founders came to that name?

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Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

What are the chances both have been banked?

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

ghost barges

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Evan Adams
Evan Adams

Maybe we should keep a few, just in case

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

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Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

THE DAM HAS BEEN BARGED

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

youtu.be/mKl11EzMTAE
The dam right now

We live in a society.

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

That's China's clone of HAARP fyi. They want to throw our farmers off and ruin Trump's base and trade strategy.

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

Realistically how long would it take for them to arrive?

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

the barges ran aground
about a mile up
pack it up boys
nothing ever happens

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

Defcon 5 defcon 5 barge has impacted the dam. Massive leak, entire dam collapse imminent. Skynet is going fucking berserk. Chinese hacker attempts at all time highs. This is it boys! Its over!

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

Sometimes the midwest just has unpredictable weather haha!
It rains one day and snows the next they say.
It's just the midwest, that's all.
It's always been like this.

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

THE BARGES HAVE BEEN FLOWING DOWN THE RIVER SINCE NOON
How were they not able to come up with a plan to stop them? How incompetent are they?

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

They are doing something to the town, I wonder what it is
I think the towns people are going to be apart of an experiment , and they are setting it up now ,while the town is empty

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

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Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

We have to find a name for our town!
OK
Good idea!

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

watching live stream
where's the wind and hail and rain and tornadoes?

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Estimations are difficult as they may be ping ponging from shore to shore on their way to the dam.

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

the duke boys done it agin

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

Fuhrer digits confirm, Webber Falls Dam is the Blair Witch.

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Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

some lucky bastard is screaming pic related right now

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Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Contrary to popular belief, Oklahoma is not OK

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

after further reading, the companies plan was to bury the waste onsite, but they were forced to remove it off site and that has been completed.
maybe the sat images are old so it has all been removed?

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

Eastern Oklahoma is a gold mine of great town names

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Mason Green
Mason Green

Jow Forums denies global warming
major unpredicatable weather events become more common
wtf why is dis happening is it da Chinese? Is it da Jews? Is it a false flag?

David Lee
David Lee

muh barges

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

and we have a confirmation in the form of trips

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

what if there was a bomb on the barges? what if some terrorists loaded a barge with bombs and then sent them towards a dam? would the government response be any different? interesting to ponder. remember to take off your belt through TSA, goyims.

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

where can i get some dam bait

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

Wow, okay.

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Liam Parker
Liam Parker

You can't expect people to just barge in and save the day, these things take time.

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

The pain...

It never dries!

Evan Nguyen
Evan Nguyen

The town isn't empty, I'm stealing the neighbours valuables

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

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James Russell
James Russell

major unpredicatable weather events become more common
source?

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

they already caught them once and tied them down in day light

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

wew

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

tornadoes and thunderstorms in OK
major unpredictable weather
no user it is just Wednesday

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

This is exactly what I would do. No joke.

Asher King
Asher King

Ey Tulsan here. Redpill me, what the fuck is going on and where?

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

Fucking hell. A casino was built low enough to flood along the river. I hate my state's upper class retarded asses so god damn much.

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

It’s has been Bargensteins and Bargenbergs all along!

Robert Price
Robert Price

major unpredicatable weather events become more common
Source?

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

Godspeed, One user.

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

the great thing about doing nothing is that it's really really hard to screw up.

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

OK user HERE
FISH JUST SWAM OVER MY HOUSE
ITS HAPPENING

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

Again, empty. And there’s two, they were cabled together. So unless they hit something and broke apart, then there would still be two.

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

NECK YPURSELF YOU TREE HUGGING FAGGOT EXPLAIN THE SO CALLED RISING TEMPS ON ALL THE PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM YOU COCK SUCKING BITCH I HOPE YOU GET GANG RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS BITCH

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

What's really in Webbers Falls, what are they not telling us?

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

be careful, I guarantee you there's glowniggers there, and they will shoot you on site
Well, they should shoot you on site for looting, so, nevermind

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

Possibly, my main concern is trying to relay to you the absolute state of decay this State is in.
Bridges collapse on people from no maintenance, let alone barge impacts.
I hope it's been removed, though.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

he doesnt know about timezones
user I..

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

Holy shit, webber falls just flew over my house

Nathaniel Bennett
Nathaniel Bennett

Tooped Dam at Webbers Falls is about to get BLACKED by two barges.

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

Anyone else stealing valuables while the town is evacuated?

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Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

Eyyy, remember when that barge slammed into the bridge down in Catoosa?
It's happening again, but against a heavily burdened dam. And TWO barges this time.

David Thomas
David Thomas

and haunted vaginas
its Halloween in spring.

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

They should of just sunk them desu

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

Alive wyte pypl

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

Wheres my bargesesessess!

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

Damn, I know hipster cucks like that , they actually think I'm their friend

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

shoot looters

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

What the fuck is a glow nigger?

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

Maybe the real barges were all the friends we made along the way

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

You'd be surprised how much shit is CIA. The cali fires, earthquakes, tsunamis, I'd wager hurricanes & tornados too. We already proved people can control the weather in the 70s. We did it against Vietnam

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

It's actually more common than you would think. We have some barges that are probably about 280ft long. the company down the river kept having their shit float off and would have to go find it the next day. Or they'd get a call from someone to get their fucking shit

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

this is like Jow Forums from the 1920s without any video stream

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

water levels rose as much as 200 feet in less than 10,000 years during a time before humans ever burned fossil fuels
The climate changes naturally and the earth doesn't give a fuck about our well being.

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Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

I took off my pants for nothing.

Jacob Collins
Jacob Collins

white people and injuns

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Chase Evans
Chase Evans

Everyone kept saying two minutes over two minutes ago.
It's not happening, is it?

Henry King
Henry King

"So what city do you live in sir"
Medicine Lodge
"Okay but what city do you live in?"
I told ya, Medicine Lodge, OK

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Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

major unpredicatable weather events become more common
Tornado in Tornado Alley is unexpected.

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James Adams
James Adams

POST STREAM

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Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

NEW THREAD WHERE?

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

Im tired of waiting for this damn thing.

Fuck the barge fuck niggers and fuck OP

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

If the dam is topped the barges will just float over. Fucking brainlets

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

youre all wrong it was niggers

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

something that happens every year there since forever
unpredictable weather
lmao I remember doing a school report on the storms there like 20 years ago.

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

I was thinking the same;
Nothing happens organically anymore.

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Nothing Ever Happens.

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

Anons that use meme flags and act like they don't know what a glownigger is

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

facebook()com/story.php?story_fbid=909805169361226&id=162353520484668

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

BARGES ARE SHIPS TOO

Angel Price
Angel Price

he doesn't know about templeOS
Welcome to the board newfren

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

Fuck white ppl

Fuck Drumpf

Most of all, fuck da joos

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

They are the nigger tier of ships, the are sub-nautical abominations

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

youtube.com/watch?v=AbG6u86t4bA

Rip Terry.
F

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

bro I figured it all out man
its the CIA man. ITS BEEN THEM ALL ALONG
THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING MAN
IT'S ALL ONE BIG CONSPIRACY MAN
just stop

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Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

is it happening though?

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

without any video stream
God damn it Slovenia. It's been posted twice at least
kotv-lh.akamaihd.net/i/[email protected]/master.m3u8

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

First day at the office eh glownigger?

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

youtube.com/watch?v=1yS_-UnnUH8

waiting waiting waiting

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

you uncultured swine have never heard the tale of the Okay corral

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-40_bridge_disaster
Not Catoosa, but you remember this bro?
Or you a zoomer?
Isn't it interesting this happened near WEBBERS FALL'S, 17 years ago?
Get control of your barges!

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

I don’t have facekike

Matthew White
Matthew White

Why don't they just drop somebody in on helicopter to stop the thing?

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

Ikr
Mini stirling engines and a magnifying glass lmao people are dumb

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

no.
some dingus got digits that it wouldn't happen and fucked it all up.

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

achmed.net
no thanks jin

James Rivera
James Rivera

F

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

Imagine being this retarded

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

fuck dis
time my dingy plows into mommas beaver dam

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

It will load even if you're not logged in

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

well played

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

Imagine believing everything you see on the TV.

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

You don't have to imagine , you know from experience

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

You can still watch the stream without logging in

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

NEW THREAD

jowforums.com/thread/213969174/politics

jowforums.com/thread/213969174/politics

jowforums.com/thread/213969174/politics

jowforums.com/thread/213969174/politics

jowforums.com/thread/213969174/politics

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

It's never going to fucking happen.

The barges ran aground somewhere, or the aliens abducted them.

William Wilson
William Wilson

THis. The amount of absolute retards on this board is mind boggling.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

New Bread when?

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

you're a faggot

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

you're a faggot

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

too low IQ to use hlstester or any other online streamers
Alright have it your way

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Why would I have to go to an office just to post on Jow Forums you dumb cunt.

Easton Young
Easton Young

He has no sauce.

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

The Blair witch got them. You dont fuck with the Blair witch.

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

That's what your dad told me about you ,after he raped you

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

Yes! I asked for this in a thread on gif

Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

Well, well, well...

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

It's yours now, take care of it

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

Barges secured
Two more free???

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Defcon 5 is the lowest alert level. 1 is where we're all fucked.

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

There's a Bitawata in Nowata eh?

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Liam Brown
Liam Brown

Checked

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

Because youre on the clock. You don't go home to Jow Forums, that would be work, you go home a watch cheese pizza

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

Also all gays are closeted pedos

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Lmao, except they didnt. In fact they took it in the ass so hard that southerners still ass blasted this very day. Lmao now that's 165 years of salt that 8 years of trump can never heal.

Nolan White
Nolan White

glow nigger

I used the BING search engine and it directed me to a website called "Urban Dictionary". I have posted what the supposed definition is.

glownigger
A governmental agent (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF) making bait posts on forums and image boards to entrap individuals or gather intelligence. The purported goal of glowniggers is baiting potential criminals or gather intelligence about a particular online community to reveal their intentions or beliefs.

The practice of posting as a glownigger is called glowposting.

*I also included the first image that pops up with that term.

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Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

any proof or anything to read about this? I fucking believe it. does it start up in Canada, so the fronts blow south?

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

It's almost 12. How long have we been waiting?

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

Claremore, OKfag here. It is happening all over. Sirens are broke. Galaxy Quest level of honk honk. Weathermen confirmed snorting cocaine. Lighting hitting oil tanks n sheeeeit. The boner doesnt lie. Nuclear power plant down river from feminist boats of abstinence. Screen cap this. Rubber ducky over and out.

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

how did I believe this for like 26 years for real tho holy shit

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I hate your town so much.
Great job putting that train crossing through your main street intersection.
The most frustrating town I've ever had the displeasure of passing through on 66.

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

Kys sadfag.

David Miller
David Miller

Eh, nothing but meth and spics down that way. I was worried it was the Keystone dam. That woulda been bad.

Our barges are free spirits, man
#FreeBargein

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

doesn't despise Claremore's intersections
Imposter confirmed.
Bet you've never even been almost hit by the train while backed up at the red light.
Rogers County is pretty comfy tho...

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

And the chess team has plenty of ROOKSSSSSS

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

Barges were last seen at 8:20 pm at brewers bend. Still active situation.

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

Claremore
I regularly have to work at the Chevy store out there. I never cross the tracks, but fuck is that line annoying.

Angel Price
Angel Price

How you gonna talk about glows and not give Mr. Davis a shout out?

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John White
John White

Claremore? how about crymore, bitch

James Ward
James Ward

lurk moar

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Suburban Chevrolet? I know exactly who you are...

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Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

Weak pathetic losers complaining about railroad crossings. Knock the sand out of your pussies. Fuck. Go live in a border town, or a negro enclave before opening your cockholsters to complain. Claremore has a fucking world class firearm museum and a Christian university. We are crawling with beautiful white women and cheap Angus. Fuck it just neck yourselves.

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

Try to have nice conversation about the locale,
get a bunch of hyperaggressive 1-posters.
Damn out of staters just can't understand our Okie hospitality.
I don't envy you one bit.
I always think about all the commuters from Tulsa through there at rush hour, ok!
That town was not built for the size its become.
Also I remember when someone vandalized the new courthouse 2 days after it broke.
Otherwise it's pretty nice.
You just can't cope with the fact that it is DOOMED.
It can't meet the demand of traffic, Bye, byebye! Unless you get to demolishing through Rt 66 to expand a 4 lane.
Yeah the Museum is real nice.
Is that a Sherman or a Patton sitting outside?
Don't get in an accident in that fucking TWO lane, user.
It'd break my heart.

John Hughes
John Hughes

I'm going to design some that go together like lego...I wonder if elon musk would be interested in my design?

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