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Whats Happening >Barges broke loose >headed towards Damn that already topped >MANDATORY EVACUATIONof >the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
UPDATE: >Cleared the Bridge nothing stoping them now >one user is confirmed to be in area >all roads are shut down people are stuck >THE FUCKING LOST THE BARGES KEK
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radio (still looking for better one/live feeds)broadcastify.com /listen /ctid /2178
tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8
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May 23, 2019 - 04:35
The barges disappeared. No one knows where they went.
May 23, 2019 - 04:36
I don't want to set the wooooooorld on fiiiiiiire~
May 23, 2019 - 04:37
>Second barge on the grassy knoll.
May 23, 2019 - 04:37
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May 23, 2019 - 04:37
I'm surprised no county or state agencies have a helicopter with a FLIR or something.
May 23, 2019 - 04:38
i just want to start a flame in your heart
May 23, 2019 - 04:38
LET'S FUCKING GO
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May 23, 2019 - 04:38
3 repeating numbers and nothing ever happens
May 23, 2019 - 04:38
They were holograms. Barge fuel can't melt concrete dams.
May 23, 2019 - 04:38
Ghost Barges are on the loose! They could be anywhere!
PROTECT YOUR DAMS!!!
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May 23, 2019 - 04:38
Who here is team 2nd barge, 1st barge is for fags.
May 23, 2019 - 04:38
something smells fishy about all this
May 23, 2019 - 04:38
>damn Is this autocorrect or are you really just that fucking retarded?
May 23, 2019 - 04:39
If you could have one wish what would it be? You can't wish for more wishes
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May 23, 2019 - 04:39
Stop trying to force this utter shite
May 23, 2019 - 04:39
BREAK THE DAM! RELEASE THE RIVER!
May 23, 2019 - 04:39
Pardon me for...
BARGING into this thread.
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May 23, 2019 - 04:39
FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS
May 23, 2019 - 04:39
WHERE ARE THE BARGES
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May 23, 2019 - 04:39
Its kinda hard to fly a helicopter in a tornado desu
May 23, 2019 - 04:39
PROTECT
YOUR
DAMS
FROM
GHOST
BARGES!!!
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May 23, 2019 - 04:39
im team >executions in webbers falls during a false alarm
May 23, 2019 - 04:39
Large Marge is loose?
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May 23, 2019 - 04:40
They are attached to each other. They are essentially a mega barge.
May 23, 2019 - 04:40
Just putting it out there: I would volunteer to be dropped on the barge and set some explosives. I feel like I could do it.
May 23, 2019 - 04:40
Fake news. I can understand losing one jet plane... 2 jet planes? (Malaysian) That's a stretch. But 2 barges? Pfffft.
May 23, 2019 - 04:40
I wish this shit would blow up fukushima style
May 23, 2019 - 04:40
even if the dam holds we can't afford much more rain
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May 23, 2019 - 04:40
The CIA experiment is really watching how Jow Forums reacts to a false alarm
May 23, 2019 - 04:40
it better happen, I want a Gordon Lightfoot to have some new material
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
Has /pol checked if the dam was recently insured or something to that effect?
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
Singles and they sank and they search for three days continuously saying they might hit the dam.
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
it's OK, as long as you don't do any damage
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
to be honest i don't know if i care enough to watch this. i spent 3 days watching a dam not burst last year. i don't know if i can do it again. just upload a webm if it does.
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
why should i care about this now?
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
To be able to wish for more wishes.
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
i'd wish to motorboat that shit
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
I wish she were my sex slave.
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
>MEGA BARGE Nothing can quench it's blood lust
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May 23, 2019 - 04:41
>retarded plan destined to fail >I feel like I could do it we're sure you could user we're sure you could
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
My brother in law works with the state local council district and he's just called me, told me they're evacuating the whole state in 24 hours
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
2 MINUTES JUST FLEW OVER MY WIFES DOG
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
Unrestricted ability to grant wishes.
May 23, 2019 - 04:41
>40 minutes ago they were 2 minutes away why do we have to live like this
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May 23, 2019 - 04:41
Reminder: memeflag delouser is pretty much a required extension at this point.
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May 23, 2019 - 04:41
MAGA barge confirmed.
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May 23, 2019 - 04:41
The Blair Witch got them.
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May 23, 2019 - 04:42
So if anything the barge is probably stuck in one of the red areas. In that case It should be easy to find them.
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May 23, 2019 - 04:42
why tho? this is the third false alarm today
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
We expected the barges to drift into the dam, but the really drifted into the Twilight Zone.
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
Alternate live stream link: kotv-lh.akamaihd.net /i /KOTV_1013@97915 /master.m3u8
You can use any streaming program or online streamer to use the link but just putting it into your address bar won't do shit
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
Drowned Americans when?
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May 23, 2019 - 04:42
*muffled honk honks in the distance*
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May 23, 2019 - 04:42
they're the real mvps in this
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
Debarge es loose
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May 23, 2019 - 04:42
I've been praying to the magma chamber in Yellowstone. Perhaps this might be the start of the end of (((USA)))?
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
do we not have helicopters that can fly in a tornado? wtf?
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
Nobody else had a plan. At least I had a plan.
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
They fly shit in hurricanes though, not that I'm up to speed on hurricane vs tornado wind speeds, and aircraft flyability in high speed winds. Also not sure if the tornado is over the damn area.
May 23, 2019 - 04:42
That was actually 2017...
May 23, 2019 - 04:43
some of you are alright don't go to Okay OK in the next few minutes.
May 23, 2019 - 04:43
confirmed tornado destroying jefferson city tho
May 23, 2019 - 04:43
branches on live stream aren't even moving. no rain. wtf
May 23, 2019 - 04:43
>helicopters >fly >tornado you have sent me to another plane with this post
May 23, 2019 - 04:44
When is the nuclear plant going to melt down? I have to get up for work in 5hrs, so can the barges hurry the fuck up?
May 23, 2019 - 04:44
STEEL BARGES CANT CRUMBLE CONCRETE DAMNS
SWIMMING ISRAELIS CONFIRMED
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May 23, 2019 - 04:44
Maybe the barges got picked up by a twister?
May 23, 2019 - 04:44
A helicopter is not a hurricane hunter C130 dumfren
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
honestly this is probably right nothing's probably happening guys
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May 23, 2019 - 04:45
Who else is Team Dam?!
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May 23, 2019 - 04:45
Birds have to be spun up and then track the river back to find them.
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
i guess time flies when you spend everyday shitposting on Jow Forums and keeping your eyes peeled for niggers and jews.
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
Damn, this ended up being a nothing burger
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
Is the official story that the barges can't be found by satellite or any sort of eye in the sky because of heavy cloud coverage?
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
Your just jealous our barges run on freedom, while yours bring in more refugees.
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
I literally just wish to be left alone at this point
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
no, the river is flooded, so the barges are probably stuck in that muck north of your red line
May 23, 2019 - 04:45
KFOR uses helicopters to chase tornadoes all the time
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May 23, 2019 - 04:46
>mega barge
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May 23, 2019 - 04:46
I mean they’re both about spinning it’s a good match
May 23, 2019 - 04:46
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May 23, 2019 - 04:46
Then why can the choppers find'em?
May 23, 2019 - 04:46