Barge the Dam General #4

2 minutes 30 minutes ago Edition

Whats Happening
>Barges broke loose
>headed towards Damn that already topped
>MANDATORY EVACUATIONof
>the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

UPDATE:
>Cleared the Bridge nothing stoping them now
>one user is confirmed to be in area
>all roads are shut down people are stuck
>THE FUCKING LOST THE BARGES KEK

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tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

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Last Thread

The barges disappeared. No one knows where they went.

I don't want to set the wooooooorld on fiiiiiiire~

Nothing personnel, Dam

>Second barge on the grassy knoll.

F for jefferson city

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I'm surprised no county or state agencies have a helicopter with a FLIR or something.

i just want to start
a flame in your heart

ITS OK TO BE BARGE

LET'S FUCKING GO

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3 repeating numbers and nothing ever happens

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They were holograms. Barge fuel can't melt concrete dams.

Ghost Barges are on the loose! They could be anywhere!

PROTECT YOUR DAMS!!!

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Who here is team 2nd barge, 1st barge is for fags.

something smells fishy about all this

>damn
Is this autocorrect or are you really just that fucking retarded?

If you could have one wish what would it be?
You can't wish for more wishes

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Stop trying to force this utter shite

BREAK THE DAM!
RELEASE THE RIVER!

Pardon me for...

BARGING into this thread.

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FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

WHERE ARE THE BARGES

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Its kinda hard to fly a helicopter in a tornado desu

PROTECT

YOUR

DAMS

FROM

GHOST

BARGES!!!

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im team
>executions in webbers falls during a false alarm

Large Marge is loose?

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They are attached to each other. They are essentially a mega barge.

Just putting it out there:
I would volunteer to be dropped on the barge and set some explosives.
I feel like I could do it.

Fake news.
I can understand losing one jet plane...
2 jet planes? (Malaysian) That's a stretch.
But 2 barges?
Pfffft.

I wish this shit would blow up fukushima style

1ST BARGE IS BEST BARGE

even if the dam holds we can't afford much more rain

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The CIA experiment is really watching how Jow Forums reacts to a false alarm

>EVERYBODY BARGE IN HERE

it better happen, I want a Gordon Lightfoot to have some new material

Has /pol checked if the dam was recently insured or something to that effect?

Barges in 30 minutes

Singles and they sank and they search for three days continuously saying they might hit the dam.

it's OK, as long as you don't do any damage

to be honest i don't know if i care enough to watch this. i spent 3 days watching a dam not burst last year. i don't know if i can do it again. just upload a webm if it does.

why should i care about this now?

chech under your bed

To be able to wish for more wishes.

i'd wish to motorboat that shit

I wish she were my sex slave.

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>MEGA BARGE
Nothing can quench it's blood lust

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>retarded plan destined to fail
>I feel like I could do it
we're sure you could user we're sure you could

My brother in law works with the state local council district and he's just called me, told me they're evacuating the whole state in 24 hours

2 MINUTES JUST FLEW OVER MY WIFES DOG

Unrestricted ability to grant wishes.

>40 minutes ago they were 2 minutes away
why do we have to live like this

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Reminder: memeflag delouser is pretty much a required extension at this point.

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MAGA barge confirmed.

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The Blair Witch got them.

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So if anything the barge is probably stuck in one of the red areas. In that case It should be easy to find them.

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why tho? this is the third false alarm today

We expected the barges to drift into the dam, but the really drifted into the Twilight Zone.

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Drowned Americans when?

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*muffled honk honks in the distance*

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they're the real mvps in this

Debarge es loose

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I've been praying to the magma chamber in Yellowstone. Perhaps this might be the start of the end of (((USA)))?

do we not have helicopters that can fly in a tornado? wtf?

Underrated.

Nobody else had a plan.
At least I had a plan.

They fly shit in hurricanes though, not that I'm up to speed on hurricane vs tornado wind speeds, and aircraft flyability in high speed winds. Also not sure if the tornado is over the damn area.

That was actually 2017...

some of you are alright don't go to Okay OK in the next few minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=MzAmU8h1vsU
non fagbook feed

confirmed tornado destroying jefferson city tho

branches on live stream aren't even moving. no rain. wtf

>helicopters
>fly
>tornado
you have sent me to another plane with this post

When is the nuclear plant going to melt down? I have to get up for work in 5hrs, so can the barges hurry the fuck up?

STEEL BARGES CANT CRUMBLE CONCRETE DAMNS

SWIMMING ISRAELIS CONFIRMED

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Maybe the barges got picked up by a twister?

Is that Greyworm?

Digits and its the jews

A helicopter is not a hurricane hunter C130 dumfren

honestly this is probably right
nothing's probably happening guys

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Who else is Team Dam?!

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Birds have to be spun up and then track the river back to find them.

NOTHING EVER HABBENS

i guess time flies when you spend everyday shitposting on Jow Forums and keeping your eyes peeled for niggers and jews.

Damn, this ended up being a nothing burger

Is the official story that the barges can't be found by satellite or any sort of eye in the sky because of heavy cloud coverage?

Your just jealous our barges run on freedom, while yours bring in more refugees.

I literally just wish to be left alone at this point

no, the river is flooded, so the barges are probably stuck in that muck north of your red line

What's that?

KFOR uses helicopters to chase tornadoes all the time

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>mega barge

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I mean they’re both about spinning it’s a good match

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Then why can the choppers find'em?