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Lincoln Stewart
Archive you faggot
Mason Morgan
ASTEROID YES
Kayden Barnes
>there's a one-in-2,700-chance that it will collide with Earth in the 22nd century.
Wow it's nothing
Asher White
why are jews pushing this stuff lately? are they about to release another apocalyptic movie perhaps?
Luis Brooks
>Distance five times that of the moon
I wish it would happen but we both know it wont
Jacob Howard
Reality hurts, let's get this over with. I just hope every sinful bastard gets the worst possible death
Liam Davis
>one in 2700 chance is nothing
>people willingly take the chance to win the lottery even though chances of them winning are smaller than that of a rock hitting us.
explain this to me.
Isaac Green
Fuck off, retard.
Adrian Anderson
pls yes
Hunter Gutierrez
Nigga do you know what century you're in?
I'm sure we'll come up with a solution in the next 200-200 years.
Ryder Richardson
What's the point when we're going to died anyways
Anthony Moore
100-200 lel
Julian Johnson
>We're gonna solve this by shooting lasers at it
You're aware that this isnt a movie, right? They have already acknowledged that they basically cant do anything about it if it was going to hit us.
Even if they had lasers or rockets or whatever capable of doing to job it wouldnt work.
Noah Jackson
Dont tempt me with a good time
Brayden Nguyen
Nunes just said that dems, UK, Aus and rest of 5eyes etc are going to be thrown under the bus in a matter of days
Leo Long
Rocks fall, everybody dies
Kevin Wright
not with that sorry attitude
Bentley Hill
Oh well, I'll be dead anyway.
Sebastian Watson
Nobody cares if they die at this point. But a few hundred million sounds comfy.
Cameron Torres
Tyler Brooks
Sebastian Wilson
You're entire plan revolves around the piece of rock being one solid piece of rock.. if its a thousand smaller pieces you're literally only creating a donut.
Now although it'll be funny as fuck to get assblasted by a space donut, I don't see it working out.
Evan Smith
This is God punishing us for the actions of the jews. Jesus gave you a second chance but nooo
Eli Walker
I can't, OP. I'm working that day.
Elijah Martinez
Meteor senpai please notice me. UWU
Dominic Howard
>german ruins fun
how ironic
Hunter Bell
Then why Alabama you retard?
Brandon Brooks
Humanity deserves this.
Jaxon Wood
Based nip in every thread today. We are blessed
Parker Sanchez
SPBP
also stop posting this shit OP, makes you look like a faggot. Nothing is happening
Alexander Jenkins
That's not ironic it's Germanic.
Juan Roberts
Adam Allen
>Mashable India
Nothing of value was lost.
Christopher Morgan
Tell me why I should care OP.
Josiah Cox
Imagine if it hit right in the center of africa and its orbiting moon hit israel. Would that save western civilization?
Matthew Williams
>massive rock hits earth, releases underground methane, ignites it and we all get blasted to smithereens in a firey BRAAAP of death
Joshua Clark
AEW chads what are we gonna do?
Our big show is Saturday...we HAVE to survive til then and btfo the WWE nerds...
Jonathan Bennett
No. California must be hit.
Ryder Nelson
Miother fuck, that got me
Joshua Kelly
THICC
Christian Anderson
>1 post
>doom and gloom
>Yellowstone or war or something is actually going to happen after I’ve told you this five times a week for ten years
>please believe my sources that don’t agree with my statement.
Nicholas James
Unless CM Punk shows up it isn't gonna happen.
Ryan Wood
I was craving a chick parmmm
Jose Long
>elaborate shitpost
Christopher Scott
Brody Ross
Should I screencap this so you'll go away?
Asher Foster
So they fake an asteroid strike rather than lose power?
Bentley Martin
isn't this thing only a mile long? surely it would at most take out 1 land nation or several coastal nations (assuming it hit the ocean). also would this meteor be able to create a tidal wave the size of the one from deep impact?
Jackson Edwards
btw, spacex is launching some shit into space Thursday evening.
Kayden Parker
If this was really going to happen, what would you guys do?
Luke Hill
>no majora's mask references
ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS USE THE MEME CJ
Asher Foster
Digits prove we died in 2012, and we're living in hell right now.
Evan Hall
Brody Cooper
NASA'S ANNUAL BUDGET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Easton Evans
12
>proven
Christian Lewis
Holy shit these are some stupid replies.
Kayden Reed
It's still literally nothing.
Adam Morgan
Nothing will happen. It’s never that easy.
Jaxon Gomez
Asteroid hits israel
Jonathan Long
You had one job.
Robert Gomez
No they aren't, stop lying mutt.
And even if they were to send up some Armageddon-type mission, it would be filled with token niggers, women and faggots because CURRENT_YEAR.
Until the super rich is fucking off, nothing happening until Apophis bangs us in '36 at which point they be chillin on mars.
Jack Jones
We are going to died
Alexander Bailey
ahmed, they're launching 60 satellites this thursday user is right.
Julian Murphy
Shut up meme flag. You have no power here
Leo Nelson
you forgot that people who run the lottery will still get more profit. 1/2700 is nothing.
Brayden Williams
Assume it's going to happen and an asteroid of a mile wide with a fucking moon orbiting it will impact earth at ~48k mph, what are any of you niggers going to do about it? What about governments? It's retarded to worry about something we have zero control over. Just enjoy the ride, faggots
Joshua Hughes
>in 100 years we get a free asteroid full of precious metals
Easton Perez
thats what we are doing, what kind of low iq ape statement are you making. governments will run too shelters and regular people will die.
Christian Evans
>Until the super rich is fucking off
Hey, fucking moron, you'd be the last to know about that if they were. They aren't going to advertise the fact.
Ethan Anderson
Damn, so close.
Who got
Alexander Gonzalez
the president will probably make an ebs on tv saying hes going to evacuate.
Robert Garcia
>this
Isaiah Gomez
Ok so you obviously don't know how these things work. There would be no signaling of any private evac and they would under no circumstances advertise that as to avoid civil disturbance that could fuck up their own plans. Someone fell for the "government has my best at heart" meme.
Andrew Murphy
BOOOOOO
Elijah Perry
Alright you do have a point, if they did advertise there would be riots everyone. Along with armed militias shooting helicopters down.
Connor Roberts
*everywhere
Gavin Nelson
Sorry
Zachary Russell
God I wish a good ol space rock would end me already.
Nathan Lee
Lucas Long
Soon.
Cooper Bennett
>the whole human race has 1:2700 of being exterminated
>lol its nothing
Sebastian Roberts
I've gotten items with a 1/26,000 drop chance on my first try in Phantasy Star Online.
Jaxson Thompson
Stop this doomer shit. We all know nothing's going to happen. Nothing ever does.
Benjamin Powell
Hunter Carter
Party pooper
Camden Reed
Why do you care
Brody Gonzalez
1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control
only one of the above is false.
Noah Mitchell
americans aren't white?
Ian Phillips
owwww THICC and FERTILE
>clicks image
...sniff
Nicholas Ortiz
Implying there would be literally anything you COULD do
Isaac Barnes
>4. Denmark is full of fags
Definitely number 4.
Michael Morris
Sure. People are stupid.
Levi Mitchell
Fine, i'll add it to the list along with your vote..
1. americans aren't white
2. its happening.
3. america needs gun control
4. Denmark is full of fags.
only one of the above is false.
( votes the 4th option is the false one)
Blake Ortiz
Not me. I have an umbrella.
Jack James
One Day it Will actually be happening, and the sad thing is, the retards that have been saying its happening every Day, for years, Will act like they predicted it
Jonathan Parker
>ID Sjw
Ayden Powell
It’s finally over
Kevin Campbell
Perhaps we'll finally find out if there is a God or not.
Michael Collins
They won't be around... It would have happened for them and they wouldn't have known it.