Where fuck the is MEGA GHOST BARGE? Edition
Whats Happening >Barges broke loose >headed towards Damn that already topped >MANDATORY EVACUATION >the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
UPDATE: >One user confirmed in Area >all roads out shutdown >Barges were lost then found then Lost again kek >FUCK STILL WAITING
Live Streams:youtu.be /MzAmU8h1vsUfacebook()com /story.php?story_fbid=909805169361226&id=162353520484668
tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8
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May 23, 2019 - 05:40
IS this thread gay?!
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May 23, 2019 - 05:44
Checking in
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May 23, 2019 - 05:44
This is taking too damn long
May 23, 2019 - 05:45
>tfw u will never be as free as that barge floating down the river wherever it may please without a single care in the world
May 23, 2019 - 05:46
Not sure, but there are less grannies. Good or bad, don't know yet.
May 23, 2019 - 05:46
come on, all I want is some destruction
May 23, 2019 - 05:46
Jefferson city was just hit by tornadoes, will that do?
May 23, 2019 - 05:47
user even the Barge is a slavecto the current
May 23, 2019 - 05:47
Other thread got deleted. We lost some folks.
May 23, 2019 - 05:47
Do you believe in the merciful barge of purification or not? Where are the Believers?
May 23, 2019 - 05:48
Vote Lambright, 2020. I'll use HAARP to stop tornados.
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May 23, 2019 - 05:48
GOOD LUCK BARGE CHAN WE LOVE YOU BARGE CHAN
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May 23, 2019 - 05:48
Floods have no effect on the greatest evil.
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May 23, 2019 - 05:48
Op give this faggot a warning his posts are worse than mine Kek
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May 23, 2019 - 05:49
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May 23, 2019 - 05:49
Eat a dick Barge-chan
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May 23, 2019 - 05:50
Fucking Turtles. I should have seen it....
May 23, 2019 - 05:50
Looks like the typical British slag
May 23, 2019 - 05:50
EVERYONE PRAY FOR IT TO BURST! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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May 23, 2019 - 05:50
Op got mad my thread was so awesome he deleted it and gave me a warning :-(
Op wants a no fun thread :-(
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May 23, 2019 - 05:50
>Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
Thats why everyone should shut down their nuclear power plants! They are too dangerous!!!
May 23, 2019 - 05:51
Deepwater Jews are a scourge
May 23, 2019 - 05:51
Nah, Wayne's all right. He knows Israel-Chan is need of a spanking.
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May 23, 2019 - 05:52
Stop posting hour old news faggot
May 23, 2019 - 05:52
Does anyone know what actually happened to the barges?
What's the odds on dam failure/nuclear plant getting hit with water? That's not good
May 23, 2019 - 05:53
Yea I know I actually like Wayne
May 23, 2019 - 05:53
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May 23, 2019 - 05:54
>Does anyone know what actually happened to the barges?
They are currently reenacting an slap stick sketch as they have been lost and found FOUR FUCKING TIMES now.
May 23, 2019 - 05:55
Hell no dude. They are lost on the river. Arkansas brace for impact.
May 23, 2019 - 05:55
I have made repeated pleas to the gov to fly me in via copter, to ignite explosives on these barges. No response, Yet. Standing by.
May 23, 2019 - 05:56
You're so jealous of Barge-Chan. It's cute, kinda.
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May 23, 2019 - 05:56
Bitch, I was on the levee when this news came out.
May 23, 2019 - 05:56
LEAVE BARGE CHAN ALONE REEEEE
May 23, 2019 - 05:57
oooor not build them in stupid places.
May 23, 2019 - 05:57
>No response, Yet. Radioactive false flag confirmed
May 23, 2019 - 05:58
OP MAKE A SUPER DISASTER THREAD THIS IS TOO MUCH
TORNADOS
TOWNS GONE
NUCLEAR PLANTS AND LARGE BARGE ON THE LOOSE
make a super disaster sticky you know this is going on all night
May 23, 2019 - 05:58
lost all my Arkansas pepes feels bad
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May 23, 2019 - 05:59
if it keeps on raining, it's going to break.
May 23, 2019 - 05:59
Im going to bed soon. but thats a goid idea. Midwest mega death general
May 23, 2019 - 05:59
they will probally just van you later for threatening to bomb a barge lmao
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May 23, 2019 - 06:00
You pray for the Sweet Mercy of the Barge. I understand. It is not of our will or designation. Good Luck, user.
May 23, 2019 - 06:00
Asteroid hits a little later and swipes the spot light from barges.
May 23, 2019 - 06:00
If you do I will forgive you for warning me and deleting my awesome thread best in 4channel history but u do better info run downs than me so I give you that
May 23, 2019 - 06:01
and another user is predicting a hurricane on the east coast. Sandy style. gonna be a great month!
May 23, 2019 - 06:02
>need to go to sleep so I can go to work in 5 hours and be able to function >need to be awake to cheer on Barge-Chan
Decisions, decisions...
May 23, 2019 - 06:02
The Sweet Mercy of the Van is not lost to me. Even So.
May 23, 2019 - 06:02
Naders gonna nade. We live for bizarre chaos
May 23, 2019 - 06:02
SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN
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May 23, 2019 - 06:03
Fuckoff inb4 source you are gayer than my last thread
May 23, 2019 - 06:03
im not a mod. I wasn't qualified. Didnt like cock and lard enough
May 23, 2019 - 06:03
Gotta start taking those hormone pills and install a dragon dildo into your fur suit to stand a chance at mod.
May 23, 2019 - 06:04
Sometimes an emergency glass case full of stimulants would come in handy
May 23, 2019 - 06:04
SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN!! give us a happening.
May 23, 2019 - 06:05
This is what happens when a large celestial object gets close to the planet
May 23, 2019 - 06:05
So you are a janny? how many of you guys are actual glow in the darks? I've wondered that many times
May 23, 2019 - 06:06
It'll probably hit Texas. Dang Texans always wanting attention when something happens in Okiehoma.
May 23, 2019 - 06:07
Haters gonna hate
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May 23, 2019 - 06:07
this is gay come on I’m watching the fucking stream expecting the dam to explode when the barges full of trioxin le whatever slam into it but it’s just a dark dam and a voiceover and a bunch of people chatting OH LAWDY JESUS SAVE THESE PEOPLE FROM THE TORNADOES OH SWEET BABY JESUS HELP THESE BABIES why do I get excited by the Jow Forumss and their lies
May 23, 2019 - 06:07
nope not a janny either. Just a humble shitposter with to much time on my hands.
May 23, 2019 - 06:07
I should be asleep, but all this happening is crazy
May 23, 2019 - 06:08
SAIL FAST BARGE CHAN
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May 23, 2019 - 06:09
When you made your thread I instantly got mine deleted and a warming. Not even mad because your is better. But now none of us can trust each other.
There's a rat among us boys. Which one of your is it step forward?
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May 23, 2019 - 06:10
It was a Mossad job but we called it out so they had to cancel
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May 23, 2019 - 06:10
I have no images of the dam.
May 23, 2019 - 06:10
No live video means they hit. :O
May 23, 2019 - 06:12
Dear God, The only defining characteristic will be a nose.
May 23, 2019 - 06:12
this livestream is hilarious
May 23, 2019 - 06:14
Probably should go to bed. barge-chan is gonna let you down. Should have been team /dam/
May 23, 2019 - 06:14
Hope one user records the happening
May 23, 2019 - 06:15
Barge cucks can't handle superior dam engineering
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May 23, 2019 - 06:16
>team /dam/
NEVER!!! I probably will go to bed though. Mmmmaybe.
May 23, 2019 - 06:17
you just know it will happen if you do.
May 23, 2019 - 06:18
>it's over. It is over. No Barge of Mercy. Let it go.
May 23, 2019 - 06:18
Friendly Reminder Jow Forums is a Dam board! All barges get the oven first!
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May 23, 2019 - 06:18
>He shills for the dam How can dam cucks even compete?
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May 23, 2019 - 06:19
The barge has beached itself temporarily, as debris build up behind it and the water level rises it will gain new power in its quest for dam destruction.
May 23, 2019 - 06:21
Is this guy a chink? Why does he speak funny?
May 23, 2019 - 06:23
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May 23, 2019 - 06:23
Bingo lol.
>Jow Forums is dam board
Redditt, please. Jow Forums is a barge of peace.
May 23, 2019 - 06:25
If that is the case, Why has the Gov not jumped-in and blown it to bits before it continues on its path of nuclear obliteration?
May 23, 2019 - 06:25