Barge the Dam General #5

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

Where fuck the is MEGA GHOST BARGE? Edition

Whats Happening
Barges broke loose
headed towards Damn that already topped
MANDATORY EVACUATION
the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

UPDATE:
One user confirmed in Area
all roads out shutdown
Barges were lost then found then Lost again kek
FUCK STILL WAITING

Live Streams:
youtu.be/MzAmU8h1vsU
facebook()com/story.php?story_fbid=909805169361226&id=162353520484668

tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=8EBC0SrjvoY
youtube.com/watch?v=2NbFuEWeyLc
youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0VipFkCM8
5newsonline.com/2019/05/22/emergency-evacuation-along-arkansas-river-in-leflore-county-due-to-loose-barges/
morinokakera.jp/?p=55670

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

Godspeed, One user.

William Bell
William Bell

youtube.com/watch?v=8EBC0SrjvoY

You need the tug boat captain.

James Powell
James Powell

Also team /Dam/. Barge-chan is fat snd flat

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Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

IS this thread gay?!

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Justin Turner
Justin Turner

Checking in

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Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

This is taking too damn long

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

tfw u will never be as free as that barge floating down the river wherever it may please without a single care in the world

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

Not sure, but there are less grannies.
Good or bad, don't know yet.

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

come on, all I want is some destruction

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

muh culture

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

ok we get the eagle now

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

Jefferson city was just hit by tornadoes,
will that do?

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

user even the Barge is a slavecto the current

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

Other thread got deleted. We lost some folks.

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

Do you believe in the merciful barge of purification or not?
Where are the Believers?

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

Vote Lambright, 2020. I'll use HAARP to stop tornados.

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Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

GOOD LUCK BARGE CHAN
WE LOVE YOU BARGE CHAN

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Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

Floods have no effect on the greatest evil.

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Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

Op give this faggot a warning his posts are worse than mine Kek

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Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

But can you stop barges?

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

<<River is FULL.
<<I Repete, RIVER IS F U L L.

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Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Eat a dick Barge-chan

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Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

Fucking Turtles.
I should have seen it....

Alexander James
Alexander James

Looks like the typical British slag

James Johnson
James Johnson

EVERYONE PRAY FOR IT TO BURST! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Op got mad my thread was so awesome he deleted it and gave me a warning :-(

Op wants a no fun thread :-(

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Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

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Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

Thats why everyone should shut down their nuclear power plants! They are too dangerous!!!

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

s.... source...

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

Deepwater Jews are a scourge

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Nah, Wayne's all right.
He knows Israel-Chan is need of a spanking.

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Camden Clark
Camden Clark

update

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Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

Stop posting hour old news faggot

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

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Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

Does anyone know what actually happened to the barges?

What's the odds on dam failure/nuclear plant getting hit with water? That's not good

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

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Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

Yea I know I actually like Wayne

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

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Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

Does anyone know what actually happened to the barges?

They are currently reenacting an slap stick sketch as they have been lost and found FOUR FUCKING TIMES now.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

Hell no dude. They are lost on the river. Arkansas brace for impact.

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

I have made repeated pleas to the gov to fly me in via copter, to ignite explosives on these barges.
No response, Yet.
Standing by.

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

You're so jealous of Barge-Chan. It's cute, kinda.

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Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

Bitch, I was on the levee when this news came out.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

LEAVE BARGE CHAN ALONE REEEEE

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

oooor
not build them in stupid places.

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

No response, Yet.
Radioactive false flag confirmed

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

OP MAKE A SUPER DISASTER THREAD THIS IS TOO MUCH

TORNADOS

TOWNS GONE

NUCLEAR PLANTS AND LARGE BARGE ON THE LOOSE

make a super disaster sticky you know this is going on all night

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

Nothing burger, sorry

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

hows it looking now?

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

lost all my Arkansas pepes feels bad

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Charles Evans
Charles Evans

if it keeps on raining, it's going to break.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

Im going to bed soon. but thats a goid idea. Midwest mega death general

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

they will probally just van you later for threatening to bomb a barge lmao

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Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

You pray for the Sweet Mercy of the Barge.
I understand.
It is not of our will or designation.
Good Luck, user.

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

Asteroid hits a little later and swipes the spot light from barges.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

If you do I will forgive you for warning me and deleting my awesome thread best in 4channel history but u do better info run downs than me so I give you that

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

and another user is predicting a hurricane on the east coast. Sandy style.
gonna be a great month!

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

Lmfao

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

need to go to sleep so I can go to work in 5 hours and be able to function
need to be awake to cheer on Barge-Chan

Decisions, decisions...

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

The Sweet Mercy of the Van is not lost to me.
Even So.

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

Naders gonna nade. We live for bizarre chaos

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN

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Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Fuckoff inb4 source you are gayer than my last thread

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

im not a mod. I wasn't qualified. Didnt like cock and lard enough

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

Gotta start taking those hormone pills and install a dragon dildo into your fur suit to stand a chance at mod.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

Sometimes an emergency glass case full of stimulants would come in handy

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN!!
give us a happening.

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

This is what happens when a large celestial object gets close to the planet

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

So you are a janny? how many of you guys are actual glow in the darks? I've wondered that many times

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

It'll probably hit Texas. Dang Texans always wanting attention when something happens in Okiehoma.

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

Haters gonna hate

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James Morales
James Morales

this is gay come on I’m watching the fucking stream expecting the dam to explode when the barges full of trioxin le whatever slam into it but it’s just a dark dam and a voiceover and a bunch of people chatting OH LAWDY JESUS SAVE THESE PEOPLE FROM THE TORNADOES OH SWEET BABY JESUS HELP THESE BABIES
why do I get excited by the Jow Forumss and their lies

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

nope not a janny either. Just a humble shitposter with to much time on my hands.

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

I should be asleep, but all this happening is crazy

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

SAIL FAST BARGE CHAN

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Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

When you made your thread I instantly got mine deleted and a warming. Not even mad because your is better. But now none of us can trust each other.

There's a rat among us boys. Which one of your is it step forward?

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Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

It was a Mossad job but we called it out so they had to cancel

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Michael Howard
Michael Howard

If only...

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

I have no images of the dam.

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

No live video means they hit. :O

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

Dear God,
The only defining characteristic will be a nose.

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

this livestream is hilarious

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

Probably should go to bed. barge-chan is gonna let you down. Should have been team /dam/

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Hope one user records the happening

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Barge cucks can't handle superior dam engineering

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Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

team /dam/

NEVER!!!
I probably will go to bed though.
Mmmmaybe.

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

you just know it will happen if you do.

James Morales
James Morales

it's over.
It is over.
No Barge of Mercy.
Let it go.

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Friendly Reminder Jow Forums is a Dam board! All barges get the oven first!

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Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

He shills for the dam
How can dam cucks even compete?

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Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

The barge has beached itself temporarily, as debris build up behind it and the water level rises it will gain new power in its quest for dam destruction.

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

Is this guy a chink? Why does he speak funny?

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

The jews did this.

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

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Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

checked

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Bingo lol.

Jow Forums is dam board

Redditt, please.
Jow Forums is a barge of peace.

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

GOTTEM

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

If that is the case,
Why has the Gov not jumped-in and blown it to bits before it continues on its path of nuclear obliteration?

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

witnessed

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

They should be trying to sink them.

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

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Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

Dams are just in the way of the barges of peace and progress.

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Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

based and bargepilled

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

Is this one big discord troll? there's no livestreams up in the OP and no info anywhere on this happening.

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

This would be cool to see

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

If Gov operated in the manner we are led to believe via bullshit Hollywood movies and the such...
They would send in a 'Strike' team within minutes to deter any threat.
Well. they didn't do that.
I guess they don't have the capabilities, as described in Hollywood movies.
The whole story is probably Bull Shit.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Damn, that's a big tick

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

youtube.com/watch?v=2NbFuEWeyLc

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

It's legit. (((They've))) "lost" Barge-Chan for the moment though.

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Levi Ward
Levi Ward

they have a large barge with a radio antenna tower on it that they would charge up and discharge

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

It's probably considered too dangerous to get someone on them at night, that's what happened in Brisbane, they wanted to blow a concrete walkway to bits after it broke loose and went down river but it was just too risky for the explosives experts, this walkway was a kilometer long and made of steel and concrete.

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

Fuck off gloom you leftypol fag

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

One life versus millions.
I would do it myself.
Easy way to die.
I call BullShit.

Julian King
Julian King

where can we expect to see updates when they locate the barge?

also fuck off, it's just for the tornado coverage

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

Fuck, imagine only having shitty whiteboard markers and living in that town.

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

hey the other one went down.
gotta watch something.

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

Womp womp.

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

I'm guessing the national guard arrived and cleared everyone from the dam.

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

national guard
So you mean they showed up and randomly started hooking generators up to things?

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

Yeah, the jews need to set the explosives, for the real dam disaster

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

they had the dam earlier.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

All right, lads, bedtime. Good night and sweet barge dreams to all of you (even the anti-barge heretics).

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

Gale-force winds due to severe storms and even tornadoes in the area. No way to keep track of it easily I'm afraid, especially since it's nearly 3am

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Fucking rodents.

Angel James
Angel James

Found a stream.
youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0VipFkCM8

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

fuck off

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

Wtf is happening

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

based and yoshipilled

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

5newsonline.com/2019/05/22/emergency-evacuation-along-arkansas-river-in-leflore-county-due-to-loose-barges/
media reporting, how much of it is accurate anons

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

Soooo it's a bust and the media is going to act like they didn't even talk about it, yea?

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

see i posted coverage of it, just waiting to see how much they get correct

i suspect (((((((((((they))))))))))) will tamper with it

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

Too bad the stream of that dam went down.

Any updates on the stealth barge?

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Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

TWO MINUTES TO IMPACT btw

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

Are we there yet?

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

We have been for hours

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

stop kicking the seat or i`ll turn this thing around.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Why are we not talking about what on the barges . Muskogee Oklahoma is around huge sod farms and fertilizer is most likely on barge

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

Are we rooting for the destruction of the dam and the damnation of Oklahoma and everything around it?
Why / Why not?

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

ammonium nitrate
phosphorous
pure metallic sodium
tritium
plutonium
red mercury
c4
americium fulminate

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Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

Nah they’re good folk just on their way from church to school then back to the farm.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

chaos reigns

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

So far our track record with dams is:

DAMS: 1
Jow Forums: 0

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

I’m going team dam this time. I have faith in the US Army Corps. This isn’t some horse shit county dam.

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

Checked.

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Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

This is BORING.
It's almost 1am, I've got work in the morning. Fuck this waiting shit. I'mma go jerk off and go to bed.

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

Jerking off is a sin. Don't waste your precious body fluids.

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

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Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

bumping, when are we going to get some fucking news already

it's 330 am my time i need some sleep anons

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

Its done for the night. Just drove over the arkansas river. They had a nigger on the bridge keeping an eye on the water level. Several of the lower bridges were blocked off already. And some cunt in a Department of Transportation was speeding down the highway with his lightbar on bright, towards further up the river past the casino. Just super high water is all.

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

do they know where the barges are?

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

is the dam still up?

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

Sail fast barge chan

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Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

what did i miss?

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN!!!

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Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

I'm sure the Seals would love a training op. Seems right up their alley

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

Sauce? Kinda hot ngl familam

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Borrowed the meme from here. Also they found the barges stuck on rocks by Spaniard Creek? supposedly a couple miles before the dam. Sounds like no happening.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

proofs:( I can't bring myself to look for it. This was gonna sustain my "dump the Slump" itch...

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Austin Williams
Austin Williams

so nothing yet?
is it getting light there?

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

What the fuck, that's disgusting user. You should probably seek therapy, or God.

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

Enough people are talking about it on twitter that the dream is dead. Unless they jar themselves loose soon.

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Robert Howard
Robert Howard

those were the days.....
so no happening.
i ever printed something for the occasion.

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Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

These are Japanese Kappa monsters, they live on rivers and pull you underwater and steal a little ball that’s a mysterious part of your internal anatomy somewhere near your asshole. They rip out your asshole to get the little ball, I forget what they do with it, I think they eat it to steal your life force. Called a 尻子玉.
also you drown and die

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

Among the features, the special move that I fear the most is, " Put people into the water and make them drown, put your hand in the hole in the butt and pull out the cockpit ! "something like. At that time, I did not understand well what " Sirikodama " was, but from the sound of words I imagined that it was like "soul". If you look up, " Sirikodama" is written as "Ash Kodama" or "Ash Kodama", and it is imagined that it is inside a human anus and it seems to be a fictional organ, and if it is pulled out, it will go out It seems to become dead or die .

Kappa is a favorite food of this kind, and one theory is to use it as food (something like a livelihood?) Or to use it as a tribute to the dragon king in the water. It seems. In the old days, it seems that there is also a theory that the appearance of the dead is derived from the fact that the ball appeared to have fallen, and it seems that the existence of the kappa as a commander of the accident on the waterside is strongly reflected You In addition, there is also a story that I like sumo and often invite my children to sumo, so I carefully thought about how I could beat Kappa by sumo.

Because the power of Kappa's head plate is lost, the game loses its power, so it is possible to keep the game as long as possible and to dry the plate, make it bow before the game, spill the water of the plate, and scoop your feet, Operation etc. to drive the cucumber of favorite food on the ground for food. The delusional confrontation enhances the imagination. It seems that there are good reasons why Kappa likes sumo wrestling in the first place. Kappa, like dragons, is a transformation of the incarnations of the river and water, and the spirits, and the origin of sumo wrestling is also a deity praying for the rich harvest of five grains, where water and rain are essential .
google translate due to laziness from morinokakera.jp/?p=55670

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

because of your gift. I feel the "securing" will go wrong and the barges will still break the dam.

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Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

we can only hope.
anyone around there that could give them a push?

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN

Logan Phillips
Logan Phillips

Interesting...
Oriental dragons usually have a ball on their hand, is the same thing?

William Thompson
William Thompson

In so glad I went to bed and didn't wait for anything

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

I'm guessing Drumpf is to blame for any flood happenings since global warming?
Go barge-chan!

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

Correct. He also killed all the dinosaurs and assassinated Lincoln for freeing the slaves.

Also, bump for Barge-Chan!

William Butler
William Butler

there's not a single nuclear plant in the state of oklahoma.
i hate all of you nuke posters

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