Barge the Dam General #5

Where fuck the is MEGA GHOST BARGE? Edition


Whats Happening
>Barges broke loose
>headed towards Damn that already topped
>MANDATORY EVACUATION
>the kicker: Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

UPDATE:
>One user confirmed in Area
>all roads out shutdown
>Barges were lost then found then Lost again kek
>FUCK STILL WAITING

Live Streams:
youtu.be/MzAmU8h1vsU
facebook()com/story.php?story_fbid=909805169361226&id=162353520484668

tl:dr: Oklahoma and everything down river is fucked m8

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Godspeed, One user.

youtube.com/watch?v=8EBC0SrjvoY

You need the tug boat captain.

Also team /Dam/. Barge-chan is fat snd flat

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IS this thread gay?!

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Checking in

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This is taking too damn long

>tfw u will never be as free as that barge floating down the river wherever it may please without a single care in the world

Not sure, but there are less grannies.
Good or bad, don't know yet.

come on, all I want is some destruction

muh culture

ok we get the eagle now

Jefferson city was just hit by tornadoes,
will that do?

user even the Barge is a slavecto the current

Other thread got deleted. We lost some folks.

Do you believe in the merciful barge of purification or not?
Where are the Believers?

Vote Lambright, 2020. I'll use HAARP to stop tornados.

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GOOD LUCK BARGE CHAN
WE LOVE YOU BARGE CHAN

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Floods have no effect on the greatest evil.

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Op give this faggot a warning his posts are worse than mine Kek

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But can you stop barges?

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Eat a dick Barge-chan

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Fucking Turtles.
I should have seen it....

Looks like the typical British slag

EVERYONE PRAY FOR IT TO BURST! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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Op got mad my thread was so awesome he deleted it and gave me a warning :-(

Op wants a no fun thread :-(

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>Damn is North of NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

Thats why everyone should shut down their nuclear power plants! They are too dangerous!!!

s.... source...

Deepwater Jews are a scourge

Nah, Wayne's all right.
He knows Israel-Chan is need of a spanking.

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update

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Stop posting hour old news faggot

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Does anyone know what actually happened to the barges?

What's the odds on dam failure/nuclear plant getting hit with water? That's not good

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Yea I know I actually like Wayne

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>Does anyone know what actually happened to the barges?

They are currently reenacting an slap stick sketch as they have been lost and found FOUR FUCKING TIMES now.

Hell no dude. They are lost on the river. Arkansas brace for impact.

I have made repeated pleas to the gov to fly me in via copter, to ignite explosives on these barges.
No response, Yet.
Standing by.

You're so jealous of Barge-Chan. It's cute, kinda.

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Bitch, I was on the levee when this news came out.

LEAVE BARGE CHAN ALONE REEEEE

oooor
not build them in stupid places.

>No response, Yet.
Radioactive false flag confirmed

OP MAKE A SUPER DISASTER THREAD THIS IS TOO MUCH

TORNADOS

TOWNS GONE

NUCLEAR PLANTS AND LARGE BARGE ON THE LOOSE

make a super disaster sticky you know this is going on all night

Nothing burger, sorry

hows it looking now?

lost all my Arkansas pepes feels bad

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if it keeps on raining, it's going to break.

Im going to bed soon. but thats a goid idea. Midwest mega death general

they will probally just van you later for threatening to bomb a barge lmao

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You pray for the Sweet Mercy of the Barge.
I understand.
It is not of our will or designation.
Good Luck, user.

Asteroid hits a little later and swipes the spot light from barges.

If you do I will forgive you for warning me and deleting my awesome thread best in 4channel history but u do better info run downs than me so I give you that

and another user is predicting a hurricane on the east coast. Sandy style.
gonna be a great month!

Lmfao

>need to go to sleep so I can go to work in 5 hours and be able to function
>need to be awake to cheer on Barge-Chan

Decisions, decisions...

The Sweet Mercy of the Van is not lost to me.
Even So.

Naders gonna nade. We live for bizarre chaos

SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN

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Fuckoff inb4 source you are gayer than my last thread

im not a mod. I wasn't qualified. Didnt like cock and lard enough

Gotta start taking those hormone pills and install a dragon dildo into your fur suit to stand a chance at mod.

Sometimes an emergency glass case full of stimulants would come in handy

SAIL FAST BARGE-CHAN!!
give us a happening.

This is what happens when a large celestial object gets close to the planet

So you are a janny? how many of you guys are actual glow in the darks? I've wondered that many times

It'll probably hit Texas. Dang Texans always wanting attention when something happens in Okiehoma.

Haters gonna hate

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this is gay come on I’m watching the fucking stream expecting the dam to explode when the barges full of trioxin le whatever slam into it but it’s just a dark dam and a voiceover and a bunch of people chatting OH LAWDY JESUS SAVE THESE PEOPLE FROM THE TORNADOES OH SWEET BABY JESUS HELP THESE BABIES
why do I get excited by the Jow Forumss and their lies

nope not a janny either. Just a humble shitposter with to much time on my hands.

I should be asleep, but all this happening is crazy

SAIL FAST BARGE CHAN

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When you made your thread I instantly got mine deleted and a warming. Not even mad because your is better. But now none of us can trust each other.

There's a rat among us boys. Which one of your is it step forward?

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It was a Mossad job but we called it out so they had to cancel

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If only...

I have no images of the dam.

No live video means they hit. :O

Dear God,
The only defining characteristic will be a nose.

this livestream is hilarious

Probably should go to bed. barge-chan is gonna let you down. Should have been team /dam/

Hope one user records the happening

Barge cucks can't handle superior dam engineering

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>team /dam/

NEVER!!!
I probably will go to bed though.
Mmmmaybe.

you just know it will happen if you do.

>it's over.
It is over.
No Barge of Mercy.
Let it go.

Friendly Reminder Jow Forums is a Dam board! All barges get the oven first!

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>He shills for the dam
How can dam cucks even compete?

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The barge has beached itself temporarily, as debris build up behind it and the water level rises it will gain new power in its quest for dam destruction.

Is this guy a chink? Why does he speak funny?

The jews did this.

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checked

Bingo lol.

>Jow Forums is dam board

Redditt, please.
Jow Forums is a barge of peace.

GOTTEM

If that is the case,
Why has the Gov not jumped-in and blown it to bits before it continues on its path of nuclear obliteration?

witnessed