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MAGA

Bought a new car recently and spent the last two days washing, clay barring, polishing and waxing and full on detailing the interior of this beauty all by hand. I can barely lift my right arm which might be dead, but I'm otherwise pleased with how I spent my couple days off from work. Did I miss anything noteworthy in the news?

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Post pics of car

MIGA
AWOO

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pic of car from when I bought

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Just that God hates Missouri, apparently.

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Sounds like you went all in on cleaning. I'd need a smaller car to go all out.

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The best Awoo, change my mind.

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blue

close up from today after all the work (I took a drive before pic so theres some rando garbage visible but the paint is otherwise spotless).

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>LSD
good luck turning

Nice car, user. Have you heard of the new ceramic coating that lasts for years? Its way better than wax.

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Nice digits and yes. There's a place in Greenville that does coatings. Range from 3-5 years or a lifetime package (several coatings). 1k up to 3k. They also do clear wraps to protect from chips for like 500-1500.

I can't see myself spending that kinda money tho if I could get a guaranteed ceramic coating for 1K I'd do it.

Winning, so much!

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MAGA

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Just reminding satan that people will worship him even if bad things happen.

Well done, user.

did we ever find out what really happened?

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>anons are turning this shithole into Kikebook

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>Considering a request is the same thing as physically sending in the troops

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Very nice and spotless shine. I prefer the older Mustang models personally but well done and congrats.

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Chill out breh this is late night /ptg/.

Yeah i'd heard about ceramic coatings recently. On super expensive cars that like ford gt's

No

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>tfw KAC will never do LesDom with Heather and Hope.

A man can dream...

How about request to the border instead? Where they belong.

>pizza
>with a fork and knife

I would legitimately slap the living shit out of you.

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Left-wing lunatic gun downed a bunch of Trump supporters. You'll never hear them say it because it would cause a civil war.

Jordan Peterson's interview with Milo, makes me realise how bored I am with the likes of Ben Shapiro. Conservatives with zero backbone.

Yea if you pay 75k+ they're worth it. But really, I love the shit out of my car but I'm not paying 3 grand to coat a 27k car.

>there isn't enough gold
Money always performs its functions, no matter the quantity of it.

Why gold standard does not exist anymore is because the feedback mechanism from people switching to gold when the printing press inflates money supply with imperfect money substitutes (those not 100% backed by gold) would damage destructive, inflationary economics hard.

That is why everyone says, correctly, that GS would bring about major deflation and depression as it would send a massive signal about relative price of credit money being worthless in value.

there is literally nothing wrong with removing grease

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>Getting cucked into buying a car NEW car

It's like you want the Jews to win.

I love only one.

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Rest in piece America. 4th of July 1776 - 21 May 2019.

Can we get some Fs in the chat please

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0.9% for 36 months. I'm perfectly OK with the interests I'm paying.

F
also Huawei is shilling hard in Australia

I have an aunt that’s 100 percent Italian. When I was ten she made spaghetti and meat balls and I cut my noodles with a knife. The look she gave me could have cured cancer and put the fear of god into an atheist.

Don't even try to defend that.

They always have

I'm not sure if I should break the news to you or not.

Hey look, something we actually agree on.

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i hate corporations
but does that make me commie/socialist?

How dare Drumpf kill capitalism by telling the Chicoms to take a hike.

Wut?

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It's more prominant now than ever before, and a ton of OPPOS ads are around as well

Gay jesus is hot as fuck

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>Gay jesus
Blasphemy isn't comedy.

That depends. Do you hate the concept of limited liability organizations designed to make profit by providing goods and services, or do you hate specific corporations for having really shitty behavior?

No.

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When nothing is sacred then death descends upon you.

no. but your statement is way too generalized. EVERY corporation? what's your definition of a corporation?

>OPPO
I noticed this too.

Trips say otherwise

50 cent pissed off they can’t steal American IP as easily right now.

You're too sensitive

Kek is a chaos god. He’s protections are not assured.

It's probably for the best. It might be too much for you to handle.

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jesus always gets shit. but he's a cool guy he should be left alone

台湾是一个独立的国家
钓鱼岛是日本的
西沙群岛是越南的
南沙群岛是菲律宾的
长白山是韩国的
藏南是印度的
达赖喇嘛万岁
东突厥斯坦会取得独立
天安门广场大屠杀

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>You're too sensitive
I don't recall the last terrorist attack on iconographic Jesus' behalf, can you remind me?

I know. This is for my own personal sin.

wasnt it a plan of 10,000 just a few hours ago
am I being gaslighted lol

>mocks Jesus and God
LOL. Lighten up
>mocks pedophile Muhammad
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT SHIT LORD

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>and that's a good thing!

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No, user. Tranny Ann would never lie

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>U.S. President Donald Trump’s strategy to resolve the Syrian conflict is taking “cues” from Russia, Turkey, and Israel
So Trump is a Russian/Turkish/Israeli puppet now?

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Haha. Team America, fuck yea!

What has gotten worse? You can’t die for Israel anymore? You can’t force Christians to bake a cake?

>wasnt it a plan of 10,000 just a few hours ago
Hasn't it gone up since her tweet? I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

Eating a pizza with a fork and knife is too much, yes.

*has it

40%

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So basically America is talking with the other major players in the conflict and this is... bad?

after trump killed assad and I died for israel anything is possible

They only indicated significance, which includes death in your life.

Right, I appreciate your seriousness.

Speaking of, I thought there were rumors of a new chemical attack. Anything come of that? I want to bomb a third empty facility.

i hate jewish corporations because of their tricks however i can't just go and say that to a normie

Hey Liberals,
My name is Andrew, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are deceitful, pseudo-untellectual, non-achievers who spend every second of their day censoring conservative speech. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten close to Jesus? I mean, I guess some people need to open their minds, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than homoeexuality and evolutionism.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect, I have a degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science, and I'm the founder of my own online, trustworthy encyclopedia. What have you accomplished, other than "praise fellow liberals"? I also give my homeschooling students straight A's, and have a submissive and willowy wife (we've had sex in the missionary position three times in total, Shit was SO godspeed!). You are all liberals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Not working on infrastructure because Nancy said a mean thing is a show of amazingly poor leadership. He campaigned on how bad our infrastructure is and how important it is to fix this and he said, and I quote, "I want to do this more than you, but we can't do this under these circumstances". Show us how much you can get done despite the investigations and use that as a talking point.

>Eating a pizza with a fork and knife is too much, yes.
Who does this with anything but Papa Murphy's?

>bitches about this place being jewbook
>awoos

Sure thing, Biden pede

>Gasover was canceled this year

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He can not negotiate with them in good faith if they are attempting to remove him from power for purely political reasons. Without them there would be very limited funding he could move around for infrastructure projects.

HOT TAKE ALERT: Only atheists, wiccans, some protestants, and muh spiritualities deserve mockery.

Real religions deserve a modicum of respect.

>F for Fucku

You should take better care of your gay porn collection

Why does the meme that we're reliant on Middle Eastern oil exist when it's never really been true?

Hi rabbi

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>implying I care about a different shit skin religion

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You really just cut&pasted this, again? From earlier? Why? Are you fucking retard? Maybe they shouldn't go on TV and tell the country he's engaged in a massive cover-up before trying to meet with him? You people are beyond redemption, completely inept. An nothing you say will stop me from voting in 2020. I can't wait to watch your worthless nation wrecking party of sellouts whither away into dust after 2020.

Your complete and total irrelevancy is at hand, and you're just fucking standing there spewing this stupid shit like a dog.
Good boy, good.

*rolls out of bed in the morning*
*forgets to shave or brush teeth*
W-war now!

>For all faggots
The time is coming.

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Its a collection of raping ur mom

We may not be reliant on middle eastern oil but the petrodollar is reliant on middle eastern oil being denominated for trade in dollars exclusively, and the U.S. Navy defends that interest at gunpoint.

I'm sorry, what I meant to say was "find a weak excuse not to fulfill a campaign promise and walk out to show voters you care more about the shit Nancy says than you do about crumbling bridges".