PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LITERAL BOTS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
REPORT wh.gov/techbias

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Helping American Farmers &Ranchers 5/23/19
youtu.be/K6ywQ_TJ5SM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania visit Arlington Natl Cemetery 5/23/19
youtu.be/UV9f4oNAIyg
>Don Jr on F&F 5/23/19
youtu.be/FLxQ1Q2Kb48
>SoS Pompeo on CNBC 5/23/19
youtu.be/tjUGLLd5tTY
>ActDefSec Shanahan meets w/Vietnamese DepPM&FM Minh 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461021-101/
>ActDefSec Shanahan outside Pentagon 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461021-1/
>CommSec Wilburine/NOAA/FEMA Presser on 2019 Atlantic Hurr Season 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461030-1/
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461028-1/
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 5/23/19
youtu.be/m022hua3S7k
>KAC/VPCoS Short outside WH 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461050-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 5/23/19
youtu.be/uRvq2bcNo88
>ActFAAAdm Elwell on CNBC 5/23/19
youtu.be/WnhsioNGX5Y
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Bloomberg 5/23/19
youtu.be/NaYDxJfatYg
>ActDHSSec McAleenan @Senate on Natl Sec Resources 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?460999-1/
>PDUSD(I) Bingen/ODNI/NSA Officials @House on Diversity 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?460993-1/
>StateDept Press Brief (Morgan) (audio) 5/23/19
c-span.org/video/?461056-1/
>This Week@Interior 5/23/19
youtu.be/ChTMKZyFHEI
>DoDVideo: Vietnam DepPM&FM Visits Pentagon 5/23/19
dvidshub.net/video/682890/

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thedailybeast.com/twitter-bans-resistance-famous-krassenstein-brothers-for-allegedly-operating-fake-accounts
washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/05/15/white-house-will-not-sign-christchurch-pact-stamp-out-online-extremism-amid-free-speech-concerns/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.275c23d390f8
youtube.com/watch?v=ofs_GyQXJ9k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

MAGA

awoo~

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They are installing special seats for Trump and Melania at the Sumo stadium in Tokyo for the Saturday match. Everyone else had to sit cross-legged on the floor. Trump will also be awarding a "Trump Award" to the winner, whatever that means. Plus BBQ and golf.

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First to Awoo!

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THE PRESIDENT IS STILL GOING

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WRONG

It started only a month or two ago. Armyworm is a motherfucker.

They use it in their music all the time.
Its a double standard.

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no woo desu ne~~

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>press submit
>thread refreshes
>sees your Awoo
>try to stop the upload
>millisecond too late
>"NO! No no no no!"

Nope.

So what you're telling me is that those brothers are no different than /ptg/ itself? Say hello to everyone Brad and Jared!

AWOOVEMENT!

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>recycling editions
oh how the weak fall

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Guys, I think it may finally be happening.

DON LEMON'S SISTER IS STILL DEAD!
>blacks
>trying to swim
pottery

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Why does Trump like Israel more than his own country?

LMAO

Posting worst girl

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>infowars.com/christian-statues-in-germany-and-canada-beheaded/
>Two Christian statues, one in Germany and one in Canada, were beheaded as the spike in attacks on Christian sites continues to escalate.

>Both the head and a cross were removed from a statue of St. Volodymyr in Winnipeg early Tuesday morning. The statue, which was blessed by Pope John Paul II in 1984, was located outside the church.

>“It’s a catastrophe to say the least,” said Right Rev. Michael Buyachok.

>Meanwhile, in Trier Germany, a statue of the Virgin Mary was stolen from private property and subsequently broken up into parts, with the head missing.

>The rest of the statue was later dumped on a side street and police are still looking for the culprit.
Neonazi crime is on the rise in Canada and Germany

AWOO!

very cute

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>how is your work ethic?
Well the way I see it ethnics don't do no work.
That's their problem, really.

> Trumpcucks dying to defend the companies of Silicon Valley, same companies which censor and ban them from their platforms.

Battered wives.

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Fuck OFF with the Q bullshit

>we export crops and meats
>brazil sends us BUNDAS
fair exchange imo

Oh you be nice, he's tired

Own guns, don't be a fag

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>Trump and Bolsonaro start a military and trade alliance to fuck China right in the ass on agriculture, aerospace, and oil
>suddenly swine flu and armyworm are ravaging all of China's domestic staple food supplies
If the glowies did this it was a fucking masterstroke. If not, praise God for delivering His wrath to the chinks.

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Press S to spit on the graves of the Krassenstein Bros

thedailybeast.com/twitter-bans-resistance-famous-krassenstein-brothers-for-allegedly-operating-fake-accounts

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It basically just made me very relaxed and feel as though I was floating. Much better reaction than the former two.

It's Mark Halperin. Kellyanne later claimed she didn't intend to snub him.

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i don't have money

REAL AWOO HOURS!!!
12AM - 4AM ET
HOWL IF YOU UP!

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CHYNA's inability to plan or function agriculturally is a very nice thing but the chink will still let millions upon millions die before admitting to making a mistake. They are going to try like all hell to hold out and let as many die as possible in the hopes of a Biden victory rather than give Trump anything. The good news though is with all the cameras pointing at the trade war they won't be able to hide their death toll quite as well as they'd like and globokikes will be screeching louder to just sign a damn deal as it goes on. Thank God for Trump being unwilling to buckle on protecting American interests, exports

AND AMERICAN TOMBOYS BECAUSE IT'S TIME AGAIN

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ITS TIME!!!

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fuck liberals

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Pride and autism of his ancestors guide him. Legalized tomboy time!

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whores DIDNT deserve bad parenting
nobody deserves bad parenting

save the tomboys before it's too late

>I can't 00post until I'm unbanned

You'll get it next time

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Roberta is better than the chink.

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It isn't Real Awoo Hours® yet

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BOYZ!
I MADE IT!
I MADE IT, FINALLY!

YES KITTY YES!
YES BELMONT YES!
YES BON YES!!

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Muhh dick!!!!

very fucking nice
try next life, maybe

>call us bots
>they're fucking bots
I hate liberals. Ban abortion and then punish them all with the death penalty for it.

Oh gee nothing you say Mr. (1) Bullshitter?

washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/05/15/white-house-will-not-sign-christchurch-pact-stamp-out-online-extremism-amid-free-speech-concerns/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.275c23d390f8

Kellyanne is very cute!

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>YES BON YES!!
YES BOB* YES!!
This guy

The numbers don't lie.

FLAWLESS VICTORY
RAMPAGE
POSTING SPREE
EQUERRY NO
This
VICTORY HUG!!!!!

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>Gematria is real

Duh.

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good job gents

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Off again!
Good grief. China has earned this.
But my frens got it!
Nice work.

very nicely done tonight!

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Thanks, Romania
U2

yes kitty yes!
yes Belmont!
YES FRENZ!

>Tfw pic gookmooted

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Perfect!
Yikes...

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wtf those pistols in her holsters look nothing like Berettas

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>214074035
Because they've already got something worse in the works.

The left probably celebrates this.
These demons need to go back where they belong.

Bolso's election might be the best thing that happened for the western hemisphere since the '16 election. Don't need a lot of allies in a war if you've got all the guns

>frens to the left of me
>cots to the right
Here I am

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Wha...what's a "tomboy?"

I'll get it next time, Ion.
I am vexed.

Ty
Stuck in the middle with (You)

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Stop harassing my contacts!!!

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>Depending on farmers and politicians
They'll think of profit.

Indeed.

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>the q larpers are back

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I was trying to find the most fitting reaction image.
And I landed on this one. I'm really glad we are frenz.

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Factually incorrect

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*AHEM*
ALL NIGGERS SHOULD BE CASTRATED

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Time to go back to T_D, boomers

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big if Q

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I'm beginning to suspect Q was a psyop to make people associate news of impending arrests of Democrats as fake.

Good night everyone. See ya tomorrow.

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nice

womp womp

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Guys, Im thinking about making laser titts the movie as my next film.

If u have time ask him if I can get the rights and send me more script ideas to activefall@ gmiz

Ty

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I’m glad we’re frenz too, fren.
You make these dark days of shitposting bright

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youtube.com/watch?v=ofs_GyQXJ9k

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outdoorsey, not necessarily short-haired

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No excuse user. Make Yourself Great

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>The DOJ is completely independent from the President, and what it did during the Obama years, in spying on the Trump campaign, was fine

>Record skip

>The DOJ is a tool of the Trump administration, and anything Barr finds is political.

FUCKING KEK!!!

>watching Tucker (missed it earlier)
>literal pro MS-13 propaganda from Vox
holy shit

Q PREDICTED IT

>You make these dark days of shitposting bright
Imagine using Jow Forums with an objective of anything other than having fun.

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>Trump will also be awarding a "Trump Award" to the winner, whatever that means. Plus BBQ and golf.
That sounds like a great time

>'m beginning to suspect Q was a psyop
Started off great,
> to make people associate news of impending arrests of Democrats as fake.
went full retard real quick.

Based Glass Wop

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with a young childlike woman's voice over it

Tucker for Pres

This IS fun

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S

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missed awoo hours posts.

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hysterics will ensue when Trump makes a "that's a big guy" comment

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Hi fags


Brittinay V as laser titts!! I have a few titts in mind. Laser titts the movie!

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Purged for gayness and stupidity:

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